This:
He's 88.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 6, 2024 12:15 AM |
He was fighting an oil rig on the Gulf of Mexico.
HE IS 88!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 6, 2024 12:16 AM |
But that looks like 108.
He looks like a corpse.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 6, 2024 12:16 AM |
Is he starring on the CBS soap 'The Gates' ? Will he play the Grim Reaper ?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 6, 2024 12:31 AM |
When did he become Indian?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 6, 2024 12:32 AM |
Maybe the fact that he is mafuckin 88 OP.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 6, 2024 12:35 AM |
A little heavy on the smokey eye.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 6, 2024 12:37 AM |
He has dark circles around his eyes. Oh, and he’s fucking 88.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 6, 2024 12:38 AM |
Looks perfectly fine for 88. What a thread fail, OP - how embarrassing for you.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 6, 2024 12:38 AM |
Google “88 year old man” and you’ll see that Mathis looks pretty damn great in comparison.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 6, 2024 12:40 AM |
Time happened.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 6, 2024 12:40 AM |
Yup. He’s 88. Looks pretty great.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 6, 2024 12:45 AM |
It's not a flattering picture, but a lot of black men get dark pigmentation areas on their skin as they age, especially around the eyes.
Mathis looks pretty damn good for somebody who's about to be a nonagenarian.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 6, 2024 12:47 AM |
He was always a handsome man. Look at his album covers - especially in the 70s (when he was in his 40s) and 80s (when he was in his 50s). Hot damn !
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 6, 2024 12:50 AM |
He looks fantastic for approaching NINETY.
We should all be so lucky.
Well, maybe not OP, r3, and r4.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 6, 2024 12:52 AM |
I'm glad he finally came out the last few years. He was like Manilow - everyone knew he was gay.
I had no idea he sold 360 million records though! JFC!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 6, 2024 12:53 AM |
He looks like he’s in his 60s to me.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 6, 2024 12:54 AM |
He looks more Indian than black to me.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 6, 2024 12:54 AM |
He’s 88 you dunce.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 6, 2024 2:19 AM |
Johnny Mathis is still afuckinglive?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 6, 2024 2:20 AM |
Chances are ‘cause he wears a silly grin.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 6, 2024 2:28 AM |
That photo looks oversaturated.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 6, 2024 4:05 AM |
R16 He came out decades ago.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 6, 2024 10:53 AM |
R16 it’s a li He has not even sold 30 million let alone 360 million
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 6, 2024 10:56 AM |
R24 - according to this article:
"Mathis is now ranked by Guinness as the third-biggest selling recording artist of the 20th century, with 360 million records sold."
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 6, 2024 11:14 AM |
I you feel like a clown, OP. 🤡
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 6, 2024 11:24 AM |
R25 zero proof
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 6, 2024 11:45 AM |
Did he lighten his skin, and it didn't work out? Also, may be wrong but it looks like his nose got bigger over time.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 6, 2024 11:46 AM |
He had not sold 360 million units of anything.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 6, 2024 11:47 AM |
lol 😆
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 6, 2024 9:48 PM |
R28 Your nose does change with age, though it doesn’t actually “grow.” He looks good, but the dye-job isn’t doing him any favors.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 6, 2024 9:58 PM |
Freaky as fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 6, 2024 10:14 PM |
r27 seek help
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 6, 2024 10:28 PM |
The African Queen
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 6, 2024 10:34 PM |
Hit with the ugly stick
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 6, 2024 10:41 PM |
Wasn't he in a house fire?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 6, 2024 10:47 PM |
He looks amazing for his age. Whatever work he did looks natural. That dye job tho...
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 6, 2024 11:07 PM |
He’s always had those dark circles under his eyes. Super talent, right from the start of his career.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 6, 2024 11:19 PM |
Is this Tan Mom?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 6, 2024 11:46 PM |
r39 wow he looks excellent for 88!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 6, 2024 11:47 PM |
Black Cracked.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 6, 2024 11:48 PM |
[quote]Maybe the fact that he is mafuckin 88 OP.
Go mafuck yourself, TeaCake.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 6, 2024 11:49 PM |
I'm also surprised by the DL threads where people are shocked that someone got old.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 6, 2024 11:49 PM |
Looks like shit to me
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 6, 2024 11:52 PM |
Chance are it's because he's 88.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 6, 2024 11:53 PM |
Doesn’t look that bad. Have you seen Goldie Hawn?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 6, 2024 11:58 PM |
Mathis has African and Native American ancestry, which I definitely see in his features I had a friend who was African/Native American and plenty of people thought she was either South Asian or Southeast Asian.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 7, 2024 12:03 AM |
He needs a spray tan.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 7, 2024 12:06 AM |
@ R47 - How do these people with millions of dollars wind up with these seemingly irreversible, botched-up plastic surgeries? Are these elites suing their fucking doctors And speaking of, who ARE these fucking doctors? Goldie, Goldie! I’m nauseous.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 7, 2024 12:11 AM |
UGLY
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 7, 2024 12:12 AM |
He's giving 'Temple of Doom high priest' vibes.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 7, 2024 12:16 AM |
[quote]How do these people with millions of dollars wind up with these seemingly irreversible, botched-up plastic surgeries
I'm not R47, but I suspect that it's 1 of 3 things. Thing #1 - skill of the doctor. Thing #2 - not everyone has the type skin/bone structure whatever you want to call it to have a successful facelift. Thing #3 - timing or they get the facelift too late.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 7, 2024 12:16 AM |
[quote]@ [R47] - How do these people with millions of dollars wind up with these seemingly irreversible, botched-up plastic surgeries? Are these elites suing their fucking doctors And speaking of, who ARE these fucking doctors? Goldie, Goldie! I’m nauseous.
It’s totally natural.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 7, 2024 12:16 AM |
I actually never knew he was gay.
I never understood why he went for such cheesy instrumentation for his songs. He has a beautiful voice.
Pointless trivia: he was going to sing "Never Before, Never Again" in The Muppet Movie, but Jim Henson decided it would be funnier if Piggy sang it.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 7, 2024 12:58 AM |
He's 88 AND he's fucking 88?
Who's he fucking that's 88, too?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 7, 2024 1:26 AM |
There was a time where he let his natural gray hair grow out, and he looked good.
Don't know who told him that dyeing it shoe polish black would enhance his appearance.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 7, 2024 1:46 AM |
I've known he was "a homosexual" since the early 70s and he was very handsome then. My parents' friend was an entertainment promoter who told us about his big white muscular blond younger boyfriend. He made it sound like the guy was also a bodyguard and borderline retarded. A minor actor. Can't remember his name.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 7, 2024 1:58 AM |
R58 Robert Redford ?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 7, 2024 2:05 AM |
Mathis will be 89 in a couple of months.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 7, 2024 2:06 AM |
He was a handsome devil back in the day. He definitely has more of something else in his bloodline than African American. Look at that hair. That's natural, and not AA hair that's been straightened. He looks like maybe 70% Native American and 30% African American.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 7, 2024 2:07 AM |
Lol r59. The guy was more of a David Soul lookalike. He might have done soaps. If I remember the name I will post it but he was a very minor actor and male model. Lots of commercials. And very hot.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 7, 2024 2:16 AM |
Black people cant catch a break on DL. Only on DL would an 88 yr olds looks be criticized. Shaking my mafuckin head.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 7, 2024 2:38 AM |
So true r63. He looks amazing for his age and can still sing. The racism here is still surprising to me after over 20 years. Says more about the USA.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 7, 2024 2:46 AM |
It's a shame Johnny never found himself the right girl. I guess that's what happens when you're too busy focusing on your career.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 7, 2024 2:56 AM |
r63 Your idiocy doesn't help
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 7, 2024 3:12 AM |
[quote]Shaking my mafuckin head.
Shake yourself right mafickin outta here, TeaFake.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 7, 2024 3:15 AM |
This is DataLounge. If he's 88, he's supposed to look like he's 44.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 7, 2024 3:28 AM |
Who are these cunts coming for me. I said what I said.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 7, 2024 3:31 AM |
r69 You're so very desperate
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 7, 2024 3:33 AM |
Did he come out at 88?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 7, 2024 4:51 AM |
Of various celebrities, he's the man I always desired, in his prime. I'd love to see his (hidden) Playgirl layout. What a gorgeous, talented man.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 8, 2024 1:08 AM |
Who the Hell cares what he looks like?!? He sings like an ANGEL!!!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 8, 2024 1:11 AM |