I just got invited last minute to a cook-out tomorrow. I have to work in the morning tomorrow, and I'm not a good cook/baker anyway. I want to make a good impression, so what should I bring?
What to take to a cook-out when you can't cook/bake
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 7, 2024 9:04 PM |
Pasta salad
Drinks
A nice chip dip
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 5, 2024 10:29 PM |
Fruit salad?
Gerg's horrendous macaroni salad, but only if you hate everyone there, including yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 5, 2024 10:36 PM |
Good sausages - raw, for the barbecue. If you are flush, good steaks. Good melons. 3 bottles of good wine that goes with barbecue - but nothing too fancy - since it's a cook out. A lemon meringue pie or Boston cream pie, from a very good bakery.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 5, 2024 10:39 PM |
Soda. The cheap, generic stuff in the 2-liter bottles.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 5, 2024 10:42 PM |
If it's a gay cook-out, bring the chicken, for Greg's Easy and Delicious Method of Drilling Chicken
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 5, 2024 10:42 PM |
hash brownies
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 5, 2024 10:44 PM |
Poppers and lube
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 5, 2024 10:45 PM |
Just ask yourself, OP, what would Iola Boynton do?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 5, 2024 10:48 PM |
Tomato-watermelon panzanella with some parmesan shavings instead of feta. I would skip the onions too.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 5, 2024 10:55 PM |
Heineken or Corona beers in the bottle, at least a 12-pack.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 5, 2024 11:00 PM |
A portable blender to make Margaritas.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 5, 2024 11:06 PM |
party favors
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 5, 2024 11:10 PM |
I knew some guys who never failed to show up with a salad that included edible flowers. They received genuine compliments and expressions of surprise every time even though everyone there had repeatedly seen and eaten that same thing.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 5, 2024 11:12 PM |
Ina Garten's Fresh Corn Salad - its addictive
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 5, 2024 11:15 PM |
A bucket of KFC, a cooler full of ice, and 2 12 packs of canned sodas.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 5, 2024 11:31 PM |
Blunts and blonds.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 5, 2024 11:33 PM |
Ice cream - the good brand, not the Aldi brand. And plenty of it !
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 5, 2024 11:41 PM |
Disposable cups. plates and cutlery.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 5, 2024 11:42 PM |
ice, homemade cookies, a yummy non mayonnaise asian slaw. You will be a hero and still on budget
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 5, 2024 11:43 PM |
[quote]a yummy non mayonnaise asian slaw.
I'd be too worried that what I take might not be sufficiently yummy.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 5, 2024 11:46 PM |
A box of pastries or cookies from a great bakery.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 5, 2024 11:52 PM |
A carton of cigarettes?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 5, 2024 11:53 PM |
A Box of Joe and a a Box of 50 Munchkins from Dunkin.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 5, 2024 11:54 PM |
Some charcoal briquets?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 5, 2024 11:55 PM |
A bubble machine
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 5, 2024 11:56 PM |
About a dozen of the hottest male escorts to pass around for dessert.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 5, 2024 11:59 PM |
a boner and a smile š
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 6, 2024 12:05 AM |
Tidy up your hole and present it.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 6, 2024 12:06 AM |
Scented whoopie cushions
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 6, 2024 12:07 AM |
Fruit salad is a good suggestion. You can even buy it premade, but put it in your own bowl and fancy it up with a handful of pomegranate seeds, a healthy drizzle of honey and then either a squeeze of lime juice and some chopped fresh mint or a splash of Grand Marnier and some orange zest and juice.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 6, 2024 12:09 AM |
Beer
Grocery store potato salad (get the one with the red top)
Paper plates and napkins
A quality bottle of wine.
I think itās in bad taste to bring hard liquor unless you are really close with the hosts.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 6, 2024 12:12 AM |
Op I might add. Is this some type of āpotluckā cookout. Most people donāt expect people to bring cooked food to a coookout even if they ask u to bring something. They mean beer or drinks.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 6, 2024 12:13 AM |
brinking paper plates and napkins is "impressive"? It's rude. The host has at least figured out the eating utensils for such an affair, even though it's a pot luck.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 6, 2024 12:14 AM |
What potato salad has a red top, r31? I think r15 is as close to what I'm thinking. I'm getting there too late to bring paper products and utensils, so that's out. I really need something very, very easy, but I don't want it to look easy, if that makes any sense
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 6, 2024 12:17 AM |
Brownies from a mix with adjustments - use butter instead of oil. Add semi-sweet chocolate chips. Use milk instead of water. Add vanilla extract.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 6, 2024 12:18 AM |
If someone brought some KFC chicken to my cookout I would read them to filth and then reprimand them for not going to Popeyes. WTF would u bring that fuckery to my house for. Unless you brought a tray full of KFC biscuits.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 6, 2024 12:23 AM |
R34 Resers.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 6, 2024 12:24 AM |
Op do you live in a major city. You really donāt have to nuke this. Buy a 12 pack of craft beer and some guacamole.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 6, 2024 12:25 AM |
Mrs. Moe Howard's Tuna Casserole Surprise is always a huge hit at Nana's cul-de-sac parties.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 6, 2024 12:29 AM |
Relish tray: pickles and/or sliced cucumbers, sliced cheese assortment, celery, olives, cherry tomatoes, onion, crackers, dip, etc. No cooking.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 6, 2024 12:57 AM |
Any of above & a bag of ice.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 6, 2024 12:57 AM |
Spirits, ice, and a frothy attitude.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 6, 2024 1:03 AM |
Take a kitty cat. Tell the host you know how much they love cats, so you bought him one as a host gift.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 6, 2024 1:03 AM |
Tortilla chips and salsa.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 6, 2024 1:06 AM |
Something from a good bakery. I like what someone else suggested, a Boston Cream Pie.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 6, 2024 1:09 AM |
You can probably grab a sheet cake which says "Happy July 4th" at WalMart for half-price, or even 75% off by tomorrow. So a $25 sheet cake (WalMart's Low Low Price) will cost you about $10. Go for it !
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 6, 2024 1:13 AM |
Water balloons.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 6, 2024 1:14 AM |
[quote] Good sausages - raw, for the barbecue.
I bring good sausages - raw, for the host (and hostess, if necessary).
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 6, 2024 1:15 AM |
Bring drugs and lollies OP. Make sure there's enough for everyone though!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 6, 2024 1:16 AM |
Nuts, bananas and, R33, I donāt think paper products or cups are insulting at all. If I were host, I would appreciate the backup and replenishing my stock.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 6, 2024 1:28 AM |
Nice ice (like from Sonic) and nice cannabis infused sodas and seltzers.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 6, 2024 1:28 AM |
Condoms, Rose! CONDOMS! CONDOMS!! CONDOMS!!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 6, 2024 1:37 AM |
Alice B. Toklas brownies !
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 6, 2024 1:51 AM |
[quote] What to take to a cook-out when you can't cook/bake
Weed, in every form imaginable and lots and lots of alcohol.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 6, 2024 1:52 AM |
Chocolate covered strawberries
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 6, 2024 1:55 AM |
Tabitha Stephens : Can Granmama have a cookie?
Endora : They're not by chance from an Alice B. Toklas recipe?
Phyllis Stephens : They're my recipe.
Endora : Then I think I'll pass.
( Funniest four lines in TV sitcom history. )
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 6, 2024 1:56 AM |
I don't understand the suggestions for Boston cream pie for a summer cook-out.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 6, 2024 2:14 AM |
R57, do you know it's a cake?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 6, 2024 2:21 AM |
Then bring a fruit tart, r57. Something nice from a good bakery. You decide.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 6, 2024 2:29 AM |
R58, yeah, I know it's a cake, with a layer of soft custard.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 6, 2024 2:29 AM |
Pick up a couple of bottles of Prosecco and call it a day.
Have fun and don't stress.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 6, 2024 2:34 AM |
Boston Cream Pie is more of a fall / winter dessert. It's a heavy cake. Not great for a summer cook-out.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 6, 2024 2:36 AM |
Fruit salad as R2 and R30 suggest is a pretty bullet proof suggestion. Every time I've seen a bowl of fruit salad at an event people descend on it like a pack of starving vultures and I have to join the fray if I'm to get my share. Fresh, healthy, tasty and easy to make, even get the canned stuff and fancy it up good like R30 says.
Hell if you bring a big bowl of fruit salad and you're at least passable looking I'd reward you with a blowjob
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 6, 2024 2:37 AM |
An undecorated white sheet cake and a bucket of store brand "frozen dairy dessert". Vanilla, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 6, 2024 3:23 AM |
What is frozen dairy dessert?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 6, 2024 3:28 AM |
R65: Really cheap ice cream. The kind that doesn't exactly melt because of all the gums.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 6, 2024 3:31 AM |
[quote]brinking paper plates and napkins is "impressive"? It's rude. The host has at least figured out the eating utensils for such an affair, even though it's a pot luck.
I assume that this suggestion was made with the understanding that the person volunteering to bring these items would let the hosts known beforehand.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 6, 2024 3:55 AM |
Rum balls.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 6, 2024 1:49 PM |
Pork tartare with a mayonnaise dipping sauce
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 6, 2024 1:50 PM |
Whores!
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 6, 2024 2:04 PM |
A couple of jugs of Simply Lemonade.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 6, 2024 2:06 PM |
"what would Iola Boynton do?"
She'd learn how to spell her last name correctly, you nitwit.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 6, 2024 2:20 PM |
Baked potatoes and the fixins...
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 6, 2024 2:28 PM |
Apparently, brown bed linens always make a nice gift to the host.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 6, 2024 2:36 PM |
Scented lube. Everyone will appreciate your thoughtfulness.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 6, 2024 2:42 PM |
OP please DO NOT forget all these people have allergies and gluten intolerance, make sure you accommodate their needs or there could trouble, and half the children are on the spectrum, so learn all and each of their TRIGGER words so they don't freak out and have a crisis.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 6, 2024 4:47 PM |
Staying home would be the most thoughtful gift, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 6, 2024 4:49 PM |
Corn
People love š½
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 6, 2024 4:54 PM |
Carrot raisin salad!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 6, 2024 5:33 PM |
Iāve never tried it, but some people swear by Resers original potato salad, the brand with the red top.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 6, 2024 5:36 PM |
Chips
by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 6, 2024 5:36 PM |
What cheapskates are saying "12-pack" of beer? It's a case, or pick something else!
Anyway, OP, go shop. You know how to shop, right? Just put your hands together and take out your card.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 6, 2024 5:59 PM |
Whatever you do, not NOT bring anything that Gerg ever suggested or gave a recipe for.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 6, 2024 6:03 PM |
Every time I see this thread title I automatically read it as "When to take your cock out". What does that say about me? LOL
by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 6, 2024 8:15 PM |
R84 filthy mind or perhaps need glasses or both
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 6, 2024 8:23 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 6, 2024 9:17 PM |
[quote]What to take to a cook-out when you can't cook/bake
A man.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 6, 2024 9:24 PM |
Phallic-shaped shish-kabob spears.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | July 6, 2024 9:29 PM |
A live buffalo and a nasty poodle.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 6, 2024 9:39 PM |
Dorothy Lynch Homestyle Salad Dressing
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 6, 2024 9:44 PM |
Caftans
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 6, 2024 9:49 PM |
Milk bones minis
by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 6, 2024 10:11 PM |
OP here:
Took some people's advice. Brought (made) brownies, but dressed them up with cookie dough, or "brookies." Stopped at a nice bakery and grabbed some red velvet macaroons. Also brought different kinds of soft drinks and Gatorade in single serve bottles.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 7, 2024 12:39 AM |
[quote] and Gatorade in single serve bottles.
You must have been inspired by the āpreparing for a colonoscopyā thread.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 7, 2024 1:23 AM |
Liquor
by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 7, 2024 2:01 AM |
R94, y'know, it's entirely possible reading that thread made me then think of Gatorade when I was considering what drinks to bring. I don't ever drink Gatorade, and I guess I won't until I can't use Cologuard anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 7, 2024 2:15 AM |
Swing by your grocery store and buy a big tub of potato salad to add to the pile.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 7, 2024 2:21 AM |
God no, r97, it's the potato salad that šš”š¬šš®šØ gets the blame.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 7, 2024 3:13 AM |
Usually the potato salad is the cause of everyone getting the runs because its sits outside for hours. The shits ensue.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 7, 2024 3:37 AM |
R99. How ghetto. You must put potato salad on ice or leave in the fridge.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 7, 2024 3:46 AM |
Death comes in the form of potato salad uninvited.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 7, 2024 4:38 AM |
Potato Salad: the silent killer
by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 7, 2024 5:52 AM |
Would it be trashy to bring a huge amount in edibles? OP's friends might appreciate that.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 7, 2024 6:26 AM |
I took this to a cookout/pool party this week and it was a big hit.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | July 7, 2024 6:46 AM |
Did you really pit those cherries like that?
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 7, 2024 7:39 AM |
UK here.
I always make a big batch of kachumber salad, a big pot of coconut dal, and Indian breads. Really easy, vegan, and always go down well.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 7, 2024 10:09 AM |
Blech!
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 7, 2024 12:55 PM |
[quote]What to take to a cook-out when you can't cook/bake
A large tote bag.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 7, 2024 12:58 PM |
Drinks
by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 7, 2024 2:04 PM |
Toilet tissue - extra plush
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 7, 2024 3:14 PM |
R105, yep, I bought a cherry pitter and pitted and sliced them. Thatās the only part that took a lot of time. Making that salad required several bowls, a cutting board, measuring cup and spoons, and four utensils. For me, thatās cooking!
by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 7, 2024 3:53 PM |
Fixins
by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 7, 2024 7:49 PM |
Great paperplates / napkins
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 7, 2024 8:48 PM |
Gavin Newsomās itchy nipple.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 7, 2024 9:04 PM |