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How to survive from the death camp ?

Just in case Trump is elected. Any tips ?

by Anonymousreply 81July 8, 2024 11:22 AM

Be white and say you're straight and deplorable when asked.

by Anonymousreply 1July 4, 2024 4:11 AM

Oh look. Another Trump thread.

by Anonymousreply 2July 4, 2024 4:14 AM

Move to a blue state OP.

by Anonymousreply 3July 4, 2024 4:24 AM

The way you survive is to make sure NOBODY ever goes to a death camp. To quote John Adams in 1776, "VOTE, DAMN YOU!"

by Anonymousreply 4July 4, 2024 6:42 AM

Dress as a hobo clown and get a job distracting the children while their same-sex parents are led to the firing squads.

by Anonymousreply 5July 4, 2024 8:26 AM

OP, ever hysterical Rachel Maddow

by Anonymousreply 6July 4, 2024 9:13 AM

You think all straight people would let gay people be hauled off to camps without a fight?

by Anonymousreply 7July 4, 2024 2:30 PM

Pack a large snack purse.

by Anonymousreply 8July 4, 2024 2:54 PM

hats and gloves. you can never have enough hats and gloves.

by Anonymousreply 9July 4, 2024 2:57 PM

sew your diamonds into the hem of you muumuu

by Anonymousreply 10July 4, 2024 2:58 PM

Think positively, OP! At least the survivors will come out looking svelte.

by Anonymousreply 11July 4, 2024 3:14 PM

and you'll have a stylish new tattoo.

by Anonymousreply 12July 4, 2024 3:14 PM

I hope we're able to laugh at this thread a year from now.

by Anonymousreply 13July 4, 2024 4:04 PM

No it'll go away. In four years when it's just the same these nuts will act like they never posted anything.

by Anonymousreply 14July 4, 2024 4:05 PM

We need a Dictator!

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by Anonymousreply 15July 4, 2024 4:07 PM

We need dick...

by Anonymousreply 16July 4, 2024 4:09 PM

[quote]Dress as a hobo clown and get a job distracting the children while their same-sex parents are led to the firing squads.

Sounds like the plot to a fantastic film.

by Anonymousreply 17July 4, 2024 4:12 PM


by Anonymousreply 18July 4, 2024 4:13 PM

Practice your come hither look over your shoulder...Make sure the guards know you are up for anything

by Anonymousreply 19July 4, 2024 4:27 PM

Same way you did from 2016-2020

by Anonymousreply 20July 4, 2024 4:29 PM

Snag a top bunk. Get real shoes, avoid wooden clogs. I remember those tips from a woman who survived Auschwitz. She also credited being multilingual for her survival.

by Anonymousreply 21July 4, 2024 4:44 PM

Tell them you're a carpenter. They'll keep you for your skills. Shop bottoms are the first to go to the "showers".

by Anonymousreply 22July 4, 2024 4:46 PM

Keep your hole in present-worthy condition at all times!

by Anonymousreply 23July 4, 2024 5:01 PM

[Quote] How to survive from the death camp ?

Learning proper grammar and syntax might help!

by Anonymousreply 24July 4, 2024 5:04 PM

Learn to speak “American English”...we aren't going to Germany after all

by Anonymousreply 25July 4, 2024 8:04 PM

Don’t go quietly in disbelief that it’s come to this

by Anonymousreply 26July 4, 2024 9:06 PM

Hide your circumcision.

by Anonymousreply 27July 4, 2024 9:22 PM

The United Kingdom seems ready to elect an almost-reasonably liberal government. Granted, it’s in reaction to 14 years of increasingly ridiculous and tone-deaf conservative rule, but it’s something.

I’m starting to practice my bowing, queueing and attention to detail. I’m also studying a brief history of the past 300 years of monarchy. I’ll start my application before November, just so it looks more genuine than reactionary.

by Anonymousreply 28July 4, 2024 9:35 PM

Smoke copious amounts of pot, silly!

by Anonymousreply 29July 4, 2024 9:50 PM


by Anonymousreply 30July 4, 2024 10:00 PM

Find an attic.

by Anonymousreply 31July 4, 2024 10:04 PM

I’m with R24.

by Anonymousreply 32July 4, 2024 10:14 PM

Take my daughter! Take Mamie!

by Anonymousreply 33July 4, 2024 10:20 PM

I feel evil for laughing at that r33.

by Anonymousreply 34July 4, 2024 10:21 PM

R7, straight people would absolutely allow gays to be hauled off to death camps. Remember the AIDS crisis in the early 1980s?

by Anonymousreply 35July 4, 2024 10:26 PM

Not all straight people.

by Anonymousreply 36July 4, 2024 10:28 PM

Rich white women always keeps a few gays around for hairdressing, makeup, wardrobe, interior design, flowers and party planning. Those gay men will be spared.

by Anonymousreply 37July 4, 2024 10:29 PM

R36, you’re right….we have quite a few straight allies that’ll fight for us and with us.


by Anonymousreply 38July 4, 2024 10:31 PM

Log Cabinettes = Kapos.

by Anonymousreply 39July 4, 2024 10:39 PM

If take a sharp pin to draw blood from your fingertip. Rub on cheeks and lips for heathy glow. If you’re with a child encourage him to run and hide in sewer. If you’re among a group of people shot and you’re alive just play dead.

by Anonymousreply 40July 4, 2024 10:42 PM

The best advice for a concentration camp in any country is to be a guard, not an inmate.

by Anonymousreply 41July 5, 2024 12:07 AM

Have a skill.

by Anonymousreply 42July 5, 2024 12:12 AM

Do you really think there'll be a choice?

by Anonymousreply 43July 5, 2024 1:57 AM

Hunny, I have over 100k big black mens protecting us down here, joke on them, won't be funny for them.

by Anonymousreply 44July 5, 2024 3:56 AM

I hear Mexico has some great expat communities, not to mention those hot Latinos.

by Anonymousreply 45July 5, 2024 5:13 AM

Learn to speak Russian because Putin will kindly offer to share his gulag with his dumpy orange puppet.

by Anonymousreply 46July 5, 2024 5:23 AM

Convince everyone you know not to vote for Trump. If you get backlash, tell them why.

by Anonymousreply 47July 5, 2024 5:40 AM

I'm sure MSNBC will have a special report on this very subject hosted by none other than Ms. Hysteria herself, Rachel Maddow.

by Anonymousreply 48July 5, 2024 11:32 AM

Nazis recruited lucky Jews to run the crematoriums , etc. but they were all killed too and they knew it would come to that

People just cling to life

by Anonymousreply 49July 5, 2024 11:56 PM

Wear a red hat with the words MAGA on it you'll blend in.

by Anonymousreply 50July 6, 2024 12:07 AM

There will be no death camps.

by Anonymousreply 51July 6, 2024 12:10 AM

[quote] There will be no death camps.

I don’t think it’s possible to reason with people who believe there will be.

by Anonymousreply 52July 6, 2024 12:13 AM

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition. Seriously though I never thought it would be US policy to kidnap children at the border and traffic them to a cabinet member’s family, but that happened.

Be a blond, blue-eyed 14 or 15 year old attractive to the camp’s version of Mengele. That’s how two of my wife’s aunts survived Auschwitz.

by Anonymousreply 53July 6, 2024 12:33 AM

"Nazis recruited lucky Jews to run the crematoriums , etc"

Um......I'm not sure I would have worded it that way.

by Anonymousreply 54July 6, 2024 1:07 AM

Lipsynch for your life

by Anonymousreply 55July 6, 2024 1:28 AM

Tell them you can work a centrifuge and Siemens will hire you on the spot.

by Anonymousreply 56July 6, 2024 1:41 AM

[quote]and they knew it would come to that

I'm not so sure of that, if "Schindler's List" was telling it like it was.

by Anonymousreply 57July 6, 2024 10:37 PM

Comparing Trump to Hitler and thinking he'll commit the same atrocities is nauseating. Fuck all your sick fantasies.

by Anonymousreply 58July 6, 2024 10:45 PM

Only on day one.

by Anonymousreply 59July 6, 2024 10:48 PM

Shave your pubes and all hair to keep the fleas down

by Anonymousreply 60July 6, 2024 10:49 PM

Don't bother, R60. That will be done for you upon arrival. Need to keep down the possibility of typhus.

by Anonymousreply 61July 6, 2024 10:59 PM

Die Entlausung beginnt sofort nach Ihrer ankommen

by Anonymousreply 62July 6, 2024 11:43 PM

This is not fantasy, R58. It's fear. And it's based on knowledge of history and the statements of Donald Trump and his followers. They make no bones about it.

by Anonymousreply 63July 7, 2024 2:47 AM

Trump and his followers have made statements that they will decimate the blue states and cities within the first six months of Trump taking office. They are talking carpet bombing, biological agents, and, yes, death camps. They are already stockpiling Zyklon B for the gas chambers.

(Seriously, do you people ever fucking listen to the shit you makeup? Get the fuck off the internet and walk amongst reality where real people live. I now understand why Goebbels was so successful, people are profoundly stupid and gullible.)

by Anonymousreply 64July 7, 2024 12:43 PM

Слава богу, я говорю по-русски. Я предам тебя на языке, которого ты не понимаешь.

Путин превратит Америку в Советский Союз.

by Anonymousreply 65July 7, 2024 12:59 PM

"Seriously, do you people ever fucking listen to the shit you makeup? Get the fuck off the internet and walk amongst reality where real people live."

So rich, coming from someone like Greg/DeFucktardo, who spends 95% of his waking hours creating fake on-line persona and then making them come alive as know-it-all, arrogant, right wing neo-nazi assholes.

by Anonymousreply 66July 7, 2024 1:00 PM

[quote] Seriously, do you people ever fucking listen to the shit you makeup?

The people who actually believe that there could be death camps are on par with those who believe pizzagate and Jewish space lasers. They’re two sides of the same coin in America. Of course the loons who believe in death camps will say, “Oh no, this is different. Death camps could actually happen.” Yes, with the same likelihood of there actually being an alien spacecraft hidden in the Hale-Bopp comet trail.

by Anonymousreply 67July 7, 2024 4:33 PM

[quote]The people who actually believe that there could be death camps

When Project 2025 is based on FDR's incarceration of Japanese, and when Project 2025 specifies relocation camps and deportation camps, YES WE ARE MORE THAN SUSAN COLLINS CONCERNED.

by Anonymousreply 68July 7, 2024 5:36 PM

Because we know, when it comes to Trump and the Supreme Court, it isn't possible until it happens and then it's


by Anonymousreply 69July 7, 2024 5:38 PM

You become a Capo. Ask Thiel.

by Anonymousreply 70July 7, 2024 5:47 PM

Another thing I never expected to see in my lifetime, the wife of a sitting Supreme Court member bragging that she’s going to get revenge on her gay neighbors like a German in a couple of years.

by Anonymousreply 71July 7, 2024 5:53 PM

All of you death camp deniers also need to look up Operation Wetback. Trump will begin with mass deportations, which will also have the added benefit of crashing the economy (which will benefit the oligarchs so the can buy up resources on the cheap and get whiteys as slave labor). They want a Russian style economy.

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by Anonymousreply 72July 7, 2024 5:54 PM

You sound as deranged as one of those vaccine deniers. If you thought this shit was for real you’d leave the US pronto.

by Anonymousreply 73July 7, 2024 6:00 PM

No dumbass at R73. It can still be stopped if everyone VOTES in November. That's the whole point.

And I'm just repeating what's already Bern said by Trump, Project 2025, and the Heritage Foundation. So kindly fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 74July 7, 2024 6:03 PM

Trump has a great shot at winning. If I thought I’d end up in a camp, I’d have a plan B today!

by Anonymousreply 75July 7, 2024 6:08 PM

I'm looking at Panama.

by Anonymousreply 76July 7, 2024 6:17 PM

I have my paperwork in for Canadian citizenship. One sibling has already been approved.

by Anonymousreply 77July 7, 2024 6:28 PM

As a bare minimum, I would get your passport renewed and/or apply for one NOW.

by Anonymousreply 78July 7, 2024 6:31 PM

Death camps are too obvious. Instead, the Christo-fascists will push for denial of healthcare, childcare, therapy, insurance, housing, and other vital services for us under the guise of “religious freedom.”

by Anonymousreply 79July 7, 2024 7:12 PM

All this hysteria is quite entertaining. I guess getting all riled up makes a boring life interesting for awhile.

by Anonymousreply 80July 8, 2024 10:55 AM

The criminal Republican Party is going at Joe Hammer and Tong over BULLSHIT,

The Criminal Capitalists who bought the Supreme Court are having the corrupt Supreme Court issue UN-AMERICAN DECISION AFTER UN-AMERICAN DECISION to enslave AMERICAN LABOR. UK Voters got it after having Conservatives wipe their ass with working people through rich getting richer and workers going through AUSTERITY, Austerity is another name for TRICKLE-DOWN ECONOMICS.

Go back and play Nikki Hayley's answer to what caused the Civil War. SHE SAID BUSINESS PRACTICES. GO WATCH IT AGAIN. The Plantation, the Military Industrial Complex (the guys whose planes are falling apart midair) White Supremacist Criminal Capitalists AGREE. It was always about making cheap labor SECOND CLASS CITIZENS.

Joe is running on building up the middle class. Republicans want Project 2025 to replace the Constitution and permanently enslave us. It all begins and ends with fucking up the Democrat's votes.

by Anonymousreply 81July 8, 2024 11:22 AM
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