Netflix movie “A Family Affair”

Zac efron just seems like he would make a great jerk off buddy.

Can she just stop working? Give it a rest, Nic.

Enough already. Go away for awhile.

You don't have to be in every goddamn movie and tv show all.the.time.

Who plays Mr. French in this reboot?

R2: She must be easy to work with or always shows up on time. I'm convinced that's why she gets put in everything. I don't think it's her talent or frozen face.

Unca Beeyol!

While there's one funny sequence, it's mostly just a boring family drama. Yeah you don't even recognize Kidman and Efron anymore. Don't bother with this one because he doesn't even get his ass out.

She looks positively inflated by her fillers.

Nicole’s hair color is unbelievably bad in this. Yellow straw. Some funny moments (mostly Zac) but I forgot it before I finished it.

This looks awful. Neither Zac nor Nicole looks like real person with their weird, waxy faces

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Whose cock is Joey King sucking? She's a terrible actress.

Zac Efron IS Virgil Tracy!

What a crapfest this is. The "younger guy" is 40? Seriously? No thank you.

Joey King should stick to horror and Hunter King should stick to the unemployment line.

OP you gave the best review of this film.

Joey King reminds me of the actress that plays one of the daughters in the movie "Dan in Real Life" - in fact I had to look it up because I really thought it WAS her, but it's not.

I fucking hate Nicole Kidman. And am sick to death of having her shoved down my throat as a genius talent and great beauty.

She has great PR people, I’ll give her that.

Perhaps the script spoke to Nicole. Her character is dating the fictional version of her ex husband.

R18.......Wait----Does Zac play closeted gay in the movie?

Kidman and Efron were both so attractive and they both ruined their looks with way too much plastic surgery. And in Efron's case, steroids and god only knows what else.

R8 It looks like another one of her bad Disney princess wigs to me.

Nicole Kidman is the new Julia Roberts. She’s stinking up everything she’s in.

Did he get a chin implant?

Does Zac put Nicole in a headlock or am I thinking of another movie?

R22 yes, I would go with chin implant for starters

Game face or die

I am watching it right now.

Nicole looks like an AI-generated avatar.

Zac looks like a 50-year-old who had fairly good surgery. But a 50-year-old nonetheless.

He said he shattered his chin (or was it jaw) a few years ago, so a chin implant might be feasible because of that.

Did we ever find out the cause of his accident in which said facial injuries occurred? Seems like a drunk accident or someone beat the living crap out of him.

On the plus side, Kathy Bates looks great!

But I'd pour scalding hot coffee in my crotch before watching this schlock.

He juices so hard he must have a needle stuck in his ass 24/7. Extended steroid use always leads to unnaturally hard looking knotty muscles and weirdly textured skin.

Their waxy uncanny valley faces were the best part of the movie just because it was so bizarre. I was surprised that it was mostly just a straight up romance movie. Very little comedy. Why would you want to have your two leads of a romance movie be two of the strangest looking actors in Hollywood?

R29 haha I was thinking the same thing

Especially that part at the end in the supermarket. I kept looking at their faces, wondering if there were real people living inside their masks.

Holy shit. The daughter cannot act for shit. She is God awful. She ruined a lot of good one liners. Who dat hoe is?

They were together in The Paperboy with Mathew Mc. She was southern trash and he was 20 yr old in love with her. Good movie. John Cusack was sweaty, sex crazed prisoner and we get to see Mathew's beautiful ass while he lies hogtied on a plastic sheet.

Nicole has that pulled feline face. It's very off putting. I can't watch anything she's in these days.

Seriously, the work these two have had done is awful. All you can see is the horrible plastic surgery. They were two very attractive people who didn't need anything done to their faces.

R30 they could do a Vanilla Sky remake with no need for those creepy masks

R34 someone needs to write a poignant indie about Hollywood stars who fuck up their faces

Why does Zac Effron look like 45 year old David Hasselhoff?

Oh yes, R36

Starring Jessica Lange as a Nicole Kidman who hasn’t gone overboard with surgery, in an alternative universe

"A Family Affair" proudly produced by Zarrabi Plastic Surgery.

Nicole looks to be smizing in the thumbnail, giving us her signature "sexy look." Or is her face just stuck like that now?

Zac *sigh* you were once the pin up twink for gays the world over. Now, you look so frightful that my dick wants to crawl inside itself.

Joey King looks like the spawn of Mr and Mrs Potato Head. She has all the hyperactivity and sloppy mouth of a bull mastiff puppy. Whilst cute on a canine, it is supremely off putting attached to her voice and tits.

Who plays Mr. French?

R27 - Funny, I just watched a short about this on youtube. At the time he claimed he was running through his house in socks and slipped on the slick flooring, then hit his face against a fountain. It's hard to tell if he was being serious because my first thought was... you have a fountain inside your house? Oh well. He's a strange one.

r41 see r3

Is Nicole playing Mrs. Beasley?

Looking at Zac Efron, I was shocked to hear he's only 40. He must be on DL insisting people mistake him for twenty-something all the time.

He's actually 36

Shall we compare and contrast the chin?

Yeah he went too wide. Probably thought it made him look more manly. But there’s more going on because he looks just awful.

I thought Nicole and Zak were starring in a remake of Death Becomes Her.

R45 Efron is only 36!

That’s what’s so bewildering about his look: He looks like a man in his early 50s who’s had a lot of work done yet still looks like a man in his 50s, just more pulled.

R46 - Sure, Jan. And I'm the Queen of Scots.

They look like contemporaries.

No really r51. He's 36

That's a HARD 36...

He looks less fruity now. Making lemonade and all.

He looks older but still talentless.

I’ve never seen more Botox and fillers in one movie. The combo of Zac Efron and Nicole Kidman is the stuff of nightmare.

After a certain age most gay men have two options. You either end up looking like a middle aged lesbian or Ryan Seacrest. I guess it's good he went the Ryan route.

This “plot” sounds like the Hallmark version of that thing that AnnE was in with the gay actor who insists that he’s straight.

R59 - I categorically deny EVER doing a Hallmark movie!

OK but seriously… what’s up with her hair??? Are this wigs? And why???

After you go gray, your hair changes so much. It can just look dry and dull no matter what you do with it. Not for everyone but I guess Nicole’s hair has gone mostly gray and has changed a lot from her pre-menopause days. The color of blonde though is so unflattering. And she seems to like it because it’s been that way for awhile.

Honey child, Nicole's hair went full-on WHITE on the first night of her honeymoon with Tom.

It's nice that Nicole is finally playing the mother of an adult child at nearly 60 years old. In that HBO thing she did a while back she was still playing the mother of a grade school aged child.

Nicole is about to be signed in the remake of All About Eve.

I heard that Kathy Garver is somehow going to reprise her role as Cissy. Oh dear.

I watched the trailer to see if I wanted to watch this, but I was so disturbed by both their faces that I decided against it. They both look like Michael Myers.

This is unfair, Nicole gets the roles that should go to a young engenue like me.

[quote] Nicole is about to be signed in the remake of All About Eve.

Is she playing Addison DeWitt?

How much must Nicole loathe herself that she’s paid for another face?

I don’t understand it.

She was a gorgeous woman, she started fucking with her face when she was only in her 30s. She didn't need any work done at all.

And FFS Efron was only in his 20s when he started fucking with his face and also his body!

Zac reminds me of a robot, like Matt Bomer.

His eyes remind me of Yul Brynner in Westworld.

Why would a big movie star have a teenager as his assistant?

She did an Amazon show a few months ago where she was the mother of a TODDLER, r64. The kid was so young he could barely speak. Can you believe that shit? The absolute balls on this woman.

Wow r75 I didn't know that! It's hilarious how delusional some actors/actresses are. A woman in her late 50s with a child who's a toddler, it's like she thinks nobody knows how old she really is.

Joey King is awful. She doesn’t even look like an actress. Her and Florence Pugh have the most basic white female looks in Hollywood.

Nicole is technically old enough that she could have adult GRANDchildren. I would hate to be the person who would have to tell her that, it could inflict a whole new round of horrible plastic surgery.

R76 They all do it. Aniston, Bullock, Julia, Reese, J. Lo. They could all play grandmothers.

R76, maybe she'll play a pregnant teen in her next film

I don't feel bad when I make fun of Nicole Kidman because I'm forced to watch her horrendous AMC ad whenever I go to the theater.

True r79! I'm about ten years younger than Nicole Kidman and I'm still old enough that I could have grandchildren! The vanity of actresses and also actors is too funny.

It also goes for the men - do you think Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise would ever play the fathers of 40 year-old kids, even though they're both certainly old enough that they could have 40 year-old children? It will be a cold day in hell before that happens.

Why the obsession over their looks. The movie had some really funny lines and laughs. But overall it was meh because Zac E is not at all funny. He just doesn’t have it.

Because they are actors in a film, and thus we look at their faces all the time. Their faces need to show us the emotions their characters are going through. Kind of hard when one half of your face is frozen and the other half pulled beyond your natural hairline.

This wasn’t a radio play, R83.

I’m never sure what age Nicole Kidman is supposed to be. In that horrible Expats thing she had young children, like under 10, and an entire Far East Asian family that I could only assume she purchased at an interior design store.

When Zac was singing along to Cher's "Believe" I thought it was going to be revealed that his character was gay and that's why he pulled away from the girlfriend.

They keep repeating how his movie is Die Hard meets Miracle on 34th Street as if it's funny.

R82 So true! They’ve always got little kids lol.

Tom and Nicole’s oldest daughter is 32. They’d never play parents of 30 year olds right now lol.

[quote] A woman in her late 50s with a child who's a toddler, it's like she thinks nobody knows how old she really is.

Soaps do this all the time.

[quote] Kind of hard when one half of your face is frozen

Well shit. I was 50 years too early. Now, I'd fit right in and claim it was botox.

Trixie and Katya just did a review of this movie and they’re going on and on about how beauful Nicole is - didn’t say anything about the plastic surgery, but did mention her wig. The didn’t say anything about Zac’s face either other than how handsome he is.

Total sell-outs!

His face is immobile at times when he's talking in that trailer. Nicole looks like...I don't know what. And she look emaciated...and isn't she years older than him?

Doris Day played a mom of young kids when she was in her 40s and her own kid, Terry Melcher, was grown up. But she easily pulled it off, and she didn't seem to have any surgery or whatever at the time. And certainly no Botox. And had a great body, to boot.

Those kids suddenly disappeared after the first couple of seasons so she could go on to have a vibrant, independent life. I loved that show.