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Netflix movie “A Family Affair”

…starring Nicole Kidman and Zac Efron. Besides the highly nauseating premise of those two hooking up and becoming a couple, both of their disastrous plastic surgeries are so alarming and unsettling it’s all you can concentrate on when they are on screen.

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by Anonymousreply 95July 7, 2024 1:30 PM

Zac efron just seems like he would make a great jerk off buddy.

by Anonymousreply 1July 3, 2024 12:05 AM

Can she just stop working? Give it a rest, Nic.

Enough already. Go away for awhile.

You don't have to be in every goddamn movie and tv show all.the.time.

by Anonymousreply 2July 3, 2024 12:06 AM

Who plays Mr. French in this reboot?

by Anonymousreply 3July 3, 2024 12:06 AM

R2: She must be easy to work with or always shows up on time. I'm convinced that's why she gets put in everything. I don't think it's her talent or frozen face.

by Anonymousreply 4July 3, 2024 12:15 AM

Unca Beeyol!

by Anonymousreply 5July 3, 2024 12:17 AM

While there's one funny sequence, it's mostly just a boring family drama. Yeah you don't even recognize Kidman and Efron anymore. Don't bother with this one because he doesn't even get his ass out.

by Anonymousreply 6July 3, 2024 12:17 AM

She looks positively inflated by her fillers.

by Anonymousreply 7July 3, 2024 12:31 AM

Nicole’s hair color is unbelievably bad in this. Yellow straw. Some funny moments (mostly Zac) but I forgot it before I finished it.

by Anonymousreply 8July 3, 2024 12:40 AM

This looks awful. Neither Zac nor Nicole looks like real person with their weird, waxy faces

by Anonymousreply 9July 3, 2024 12:42 AM


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by Anonymousreply 10July 3, 2024 12:44 AM

Whose cock is Joey King sucking? She's a terrible actress.

by Anonymousreply 11July 3, 2024 12:51 AM

Zac Efron IS Virgil Tracy!

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by Anonymousreply 12July 3, 2024 12:52 AM

What a crapfest this is. The "younger guy" is 40? Seriously? No thank you.

by Anonymousreply 13July 3, 2024 1:07 AM

Joey King should stick to horror and Hunter King should stick to the unemployment line.

by Anonymousreply 14July 3, 2024 1:21 AM

OP you gave the best review of this film.

by Anonymousreply 15July 3, 2024 1:26 AM

Joey King reminds me of the actress that plays one of the daughters in the movie "Dan in Real Life" - in fact I had to look it up because I really thought it WAS her, but it's not.

by Anonymousreply 16July 3, 2024 1:58 AM

I fucking hate Nicole Kidman. And am sick to death of having her shoved down my throat as a genius talent and great beauty.

She has great PR people, I’ll give her that.

by Anonymousreply 17July 3, 2024 2:12 AM

Perhaps the script spoke to Nicole. Her character is dating the fictional version of her ex husband.

by Anonymousreply 18July 3, 2024 2:30 AM

R18.......Wait----Does Zac play closeted gay in the movie?

by Anonymousreply 19July 3, 2024 2:34 AM

Kidman and Efron were both so attractive and they both ruined their looks with way too much plastic surgery. And in Efron's case, steroids and god only knows what else.

by Anonymousreply 20July 3, 2024 2:36 AM

R8 It looks like another one of her bad Disney princess wigs to me.

by Anonymousreply 21July 3, 2024 3:17 PM

Nicole Kidman is the new Julia Roberts. She’s stinking up everything she’s in.

Did he get a chin implant?

by Anonymousreply 22July 3, 2024 4:12 PM

Does Zac put Nicole in a headlock or am I thinking of another movie?

by Anonymousreply 23July 3, 2024 4:30 PM

R22 yes, I would go with chin implant for starters

by Anonymousreply 24July 3, 2024 5:10 PM

Game face or die

by Anonymousreply 25July 3, 2024 5:57 PM

I am watching it right now.

Nicole looks like an AI-generated avatar.

Zac looks like a 50-year-old who had fairly good surgery. But a 50-year-old nonetheless.

by Anonymousreply 26July 3, 2024 8:28 PM

He said he shattered his chin (or was it jaw) a few years ago, so a chin implant might be feasible because of that.

Did we ever find out the cause of his accident in which said facial injuries occurred? Seems like a drunk accident or someone beat the living crap out of him.

by Anonymousreply 27July 3, 2024 8:33 PM

On the plus side, Kathy Bates looks great!

But I'd pour scalding hot coffee in my crotch before watching this schlock.

by Anonymousreply 28July 3, 2024 8:40 PM

He juices so hard he must have a needle stuck in his ass 24/7. Extended steroid use always leads to unnaturally hard looking knotty muscles and weirdly textured skin.

Their waxy uncanny valley faces were the best part of the movie just because it was so bizarre. I was surprised that it was mostly just a straight up romance movie. Very little comedy. Why would you want to have your two leads of a romance movie be two of the strangest looking actors in Hollywood?

by Anonymousreply 29July 3, 2024 9:35 PM

R29 haha I was thinking the same thing

Especially that part at the end in the supermarket. I kept looking at their faces, wondering if there were real people living inside their masks.

by Anonymousreply 30July 3, 2024 9:43 PM

Holy shit. The daughter cannot act for shit. She is God awful. She ruined a lot of good one liners. Who dat hoe is?

by Anonymousreply 31July 4, 2024 2:42 AM

They were together in The Paperboy with Mathew Mc. She was southern trash and he was 20 yr old in love with her. Good movie. John Cusack was sweaty, sex crazed prisoner and we get to see Mathew's beautiful ass while he lies hogtied on a plastic sheet.

by Anonymousreply 32July 4, 2024 3:10 AM

Nicole has that pulled feline face. It's very off putting. I can't watch anything she's in these days.

by Anonymousreply 33July 4, 2024 3:51 AM

Seriously, the work these two have had done is awful. All you can see is the horrible plastic surgery. They were two very attractive people who didn't need anything done to their faces.

by Anonymousreply 34July 4, 2024 4:06 AM

R30 they could do a Vanilla Sky remake with no need for those creepy masks

by Anonymousreply 35July 4, 2024 1:02 PM

R34 someone needs to write a poignant indie about Hollywood stars who fuck up their faces

by Anonymousreply 36July 4, 2024 1:04 PM

Why does Zac Effron look like 45 year old David Hasselhoff?

by Anonymousreply 37July 4, 2024 1:06 PM

Oh yes, R36

Starring Jessica Lange as a Nicole Kidman who hasn’t gone overboard with surgery, in an alternative universe

by Anonymousreply 38July 4, 2024 2:31 PM

"A Family Affair" proudly produced by Zarrabi Plastic Surgery.

by Anonymousreply 39July 4, 2024 3:01 PM

Nicole looks to be smizing in the thumbnail, giving us her signature "sexy look." Or is her face just stuck like that now?

Zac *sigh* you were once the pin up twink for gays the world over. Now, you look so frightful that my dick wants to crawl inside itself.

Joey King looks like the spawn of Mr and Mrs Potato Head. She has all the hyperactivity and sloppy mouth of a bull mastiff puppy. Whilst cute on a canine, it is supremely off putting attached to her voice and tits.

by Anonymousreply 40July 4, 2024 3:08 PM

Who plays Mr. French?

by Anonymousreply 41July 4, 2024 3:11 PM

R27 - Funny, I just watched a short about this on youtube. At the time he claimed he was running through his house in socks and slipped on the slick flooring, then hit his face against a fountain. It's hard to tell if he was being serious because my first thought was... you have a fountain inside your house? Oh well. He's a strange one.

by Anonymousreply 42July 4, 2024 3:12 PM

r41 see r3

by Anonymousreply 43July 4, 2024 3:17 PM

Is Nicole playing Mrs. Beasley?

by Anonymousreply 44July 4, 2024 3:38 PM

Looking at Zac Efron, I was shocked to hear he's only 40. He must be on DL insisting people mistake him for twenty-something all the time.

by Anonymousreply 45July 4, 2024 3:39 PM

He's actually 36

by Anonymousreply 46July 4, 2024 4:57 PM

Shall we compare and contrast the chin?

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by Anonymousreply 47July 4, 2024 5:31 PM

Yeah he went too wide. Probably thought it made him look more manly. But there’s more going on because he looks just awful.

by Anonymousreply 48July 4, 2024 5:32 PM

I thought Nicole and Zak were starring in a remake of Death Becomes Her.

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by Anonymousreply 49July 4, 2024 5:35 PM

R45 Efron is only 36!

That’s what’s so bewildering about his look: He looks like a man in his early 50s who’s had a lot of work done yet still looks like a man in his 50s, just more pulled.

by Anonymousreply 50July 4, 2024 5:36 PM

R46 - Sure, Jan. And I'm the Queen of Scots.

by Anonymousreply 51July 4, 2024 5:36 PM

They look like contemporaries.

by Anonymousreply 52July 4, 2024 5:37 PM

No really r51. He's 36

by Anonymousreply 53July 4, 2024 6:01 PM

That's a HARD 36...

by Anonymousreply 54July 4, 2024 8:17 PM

He looks less fruity now. Making lemonade and all.

by Anonymousreply 55July 4, 2024 8:35 PM

He looks older but still talentless.

by Anonymousreply 56July 4, 2024 8:53 PM

I’ve never seen more Botox and fillers in one movie. The combo of Zac Efron and Nicole Kidman is the stuff of nightmare.

by Anonymousreply 57July 4, 2024 11:56 PM

After a certain age most gay men have two options. You either end up looking like a middle aged lesbian or Ryan Seacrest. I guess it's good he went the Ryan route.

by Anonymousreply 58July 5, 2024 12:06 AM

This “plot” sounds like the Hallmark version of that thing that AnnE was in with the gay actor who insists that he’s straight.

by Anonymousreply 59July 5, 2024 2:48 AM

R59 - I categorically deny EVER doing a Hallmark movie!

by Anonymousreply 60July 5, 2024 1:37 PM

OK but seriously… what’s up with her hair??? Are this wigs? And why???

by Anonymousreply 61July 5, 2024 2:15 PM

After you go gray, your hair changes so much. It can just look dry and dull no matter what you do with it. Not for everyone but I guess Nicole’s hair has gone mostly gray and has changed a lot from her pre-menopause days. The color of blonde though is so unflattering. And she seems to like it because it’s been that way for awhile.

by Anonymousreply 62July 5, 2024 4:33 PM

Honey child, Nicole's hair went full-on WHITE on the first night of her honeymoon with Tom.

by Anonymousreply 63July 5, 2024 4:54 PM

It's nice that Nicole is finally playing the mother of an adult child at nearly 60 years old. In that HBO thing she did a while back she was still playing the mother of a grade school aged child.

by Anonymousreply 64July 5, 2024 6:16 PM

Nicole is about to be signed in the remake of All About Eve.

by Anonymousreply 65July 5, 2024 6:22 PM

I heard that Kathy Garver is somehow going to reprise her role as Cissy. Oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 66July 5, 2024 7:00 PM

I watched the trailer to see if I wanted to watch this, but I was so disturbed by both their faces that I decided against it. They both look like Michael Myers.

by Anonymousreply 67July 5, 2024 7:02 PM

This is unfair, Nicole gets the roles that should go to a young engenue like me.

by Anonymousreply 68July 5, 2024 7:05 PM

[quote] Nicole is about to be signed in the remake of All About Eve.

Is she playing Addison DeWitt?

by Anonymousreply 69July 5, 2024 11:14 PM

How much must Nicole loathe herself that she’s paid for another face?

I don’t understand it.

by Anonymousreply 70July 5, 2024 11:21 PM

She was a gorgeous woman, she started fucking with her face when she was only in her 30s. She didn't need any work done at all.

And FFS Efron was only in his 20s when he started fucking with his face and also his body!

by Anonymousreply 71July 5, 2024 11:34 PM

Zac reminds me of a robot, like Matt Bomer.

by Anonymousreply 72July 6, 2024 1:52 AM

His eyes remind me of Yul Brynner in Westworld.

by Anonymousreply 73July 6, 2024 3:19 AM

Why would a big movie star have a teenager as his assistant?

by Anonymousreply 74July 6, 2024 3:23 AM

She did an Amazon show a few months ago where she was the mother of a TODDLER, r64. The kid was so young he could barely speak. Can you believe that shit? The absolute balls on this woman.

by Anonymousreply 75July 6, 2024 4:36 AM

Wow r75 I didn't know that! It's hilarious how delusional some actors/actresses are. A woman in her late 50s with a child who's a toddler, it's like she thinks nobody knows how old she really is.

by Anonymousreply 76July 6, 2024 4:56 AM

Joey King is awful. She doesn’t even look like an actress. Her and Florence Pugh have the most basic white female looks in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 77July 6, 2024 4:57 AM

Nicole is technically old enough that she could have adult GRANDchildren. I would hate to be the person who would have to tell her that, it could inflict a whole new round of horrible plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 78July 6, 2024 4:58 AM

R76 They all do it. Aniston, Bullock, Julia, Reese, J. Lo. They could all play grandmothers.

by Anonymousreply 79July 6, 2024 5:03 AM

R76, maybe she'll play a pregnant teen in her next film

by Anonymousreply 80July 6, 2024 5:09 AM

I don't feel bad when I make fun of Nicole Kidman because I'm forced to watch her horrendous AMC ad whenever I go to the theater.

by Anonymousreply 81July 6, 2024 5:11 AM

True r79! I'm about ten years younger than Nicole Kidman and I'm still old enough that I could have grandchildren! The vanity of actresses and also actors is too funny.

It also goes for the men - do you think Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise would ever play the fathers of 40 year-old kids, even though they're both certainly old enough that they could have 40 year-old children? It will be a cold day in hell before that happens.

by Anonymousreply 82July 6, 2024 5:15 AM

Why the obsession over their looks. The movie had some really funny lines and laughs. But overall it was meh because Zac E is not at all funny. He just doesn’t have it.

by Anonymousreply 83July 6, 2024 5:53 AM

Because they are actors in a film, and thus we look at their faces all the time. Their faces need to show us the emotions their characters are going through. Kind of hard when one half of your face is frozen and the other half pulled beyond your natural hairline.

This wasn’t a radio play, R83.

by Anonymousreply 84July 6, 2024 7:44 AM

I’m never sure what age Nicole Kidman is supposed to be. In that horrible Expats thing she had young children, like under 10, and an entire Far East Asian family that I could only assume she purchased at an interior design store.

by Anonymousreply 85July 6, 2024 7:45 AM

When Zac was singing along to Cher's "Believe" I thought it was going to be revealed that his character was gay and that's why he pulled away from the girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 86July 6, 2024 8:19 AM

They keep repeating how his movie is Die Hard meets Miracle on 34th Street as if it's funny.

by Anonymousreply 87July 6, 2024 8:37 AM

R82 So true! They’ve always got little kids lol.

by Anonymousreply 88July 6, 2024 2:17 PM

Tom and Nicole’s oldest daughter is 32. They’d never play parents of 30 year olds right now lol.

by Anonymousreply 89July 6, 2024 2:18 PM

[quote] A woman in her late 50s with a child who's a toddler, it's like she thinks nobody knows how old she really is.

Soaps do this all the time.

by Anonymousreply 90July 6, 2024 2:53 PM

[quote] Kind of hard when one half of your face is frozen

Well shit. I was 50 years too early. Now, I'd fit right in and claim it was botox.

by Anonymousreply 91July 6, 2024 2:56 PM

Trixie and Katya just did a review of this movie and they’re going on and on about how beauful Nicole is - didn’t say anything about the plastic surgery, but did mention her wig. The didn’t say anything about Zac’s face either other than how handsome he is.

Total sell-outs!

by Anonymousreply 92July 7, 2024 11:26 AM

His face is immobile at times when he's talking in that trailer. Nicole looks like...I don't know what. And she look emaciated...and isn't she years older than him?

by Anonymousreply 93July 7, 2024 12:32 PM

Doris Day played a mom of young kids when she was in her 40s and her own kid, Terry Melcher, was grown up. But she easily pulled it off, and she didn't seem to have any surgery or whatever at the time. And certainly no Botox. And had a great body, to boot.

by Anonymousreply 94July 7, 2024 12:34 PM

Those kids suddenly disappeared after the first couple of seasons so she could go on to have a vibrant, independent life. I loved that show.

by Anonymousreply 95July 7, 2024 1:30 PM
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