Have You Met Ruben Namibia Yet?

I would think it would be dangerous to masturbate a baboon.

[quote] Have You Met Ruben Namibia Yet?

Yes. Seventh thread about him in the last few weeks. See link, mein German South West African Fuhrer.

Somebody fly in Namibia and take him out back to see what he's got.

Lots of threads about this guy. Didn't we discover he's a fundie christian?

OP seriously a simple search turned up all the original threads. Do better.

We have been watching Ruben, and are entranced, I want his babies now. Who is the female that is obviously pumping him out with those crotch shots??? Either his Mom or a wife, but I only see a mom sometimes. They do need customers and probably a wife for him haha.

Is he gay?

Who cares if he's gay? I'm gay enough for the both of us.

R8 Don’t get Matthew Sheppard in these streets.

His camera person is his sister.

I haven’t seen this many fucking duplicate threads since Matthew Perry’s final hot tub dip.

R11 😆 😝 😂. Dead. No pun intended.

He is a beauty.

Won't he pick up parasites from all that barefoot walking?

He’s straight and wants nothing to do with the likes of OP.

He may be straight, but he knows exactly who his audience is and knows how to work it to his advantage.

A gal's gotta eat.

Ruben has a new video just out answering questions about sweet Cindy. That Baboon is 30 years old. In the wild he says they live usually 18-20 years.

And of course Ruben is gorgeous as always, and bulging in all the right places.

It's spa day on the ranch. Ruben gives all the creatures massages. I can't say if any of them got a happy ending or not. But as usual, Ruben gives great bulge in this video.

In a video he says he has no wife and that life on farm is lonely. Which one of you will go to Namibia to become his bride and help farming, grooming the animals and doing the housework?

[quote] Which one of you will go to Namibia to become his bride and help farming, grooming the animals and doing the housework?

ME ME ME!!!!!

He may have no wife, but I've seen him in videos with a gorgeous woman. It may be hard(er) to attract ladies out on a ranch in the Namibian desert, but I gather he travels quite a bit. I seriously doubt he has any trouble finding lots of willing females to 'get with'.

Aww, sweet Cindy has a cancer scare. They found spots on her lungs. But XRays showed that it was not cancer.

OP is the This Cute Guy and His Black Bears Troll.

I am relieved that all is well with Cindy.

His mother seems like a sweet old gal too.

I mean she ain't old, must be around 50, younger than the average DLer.

Has Ruben commented on this news yet?

[quote]Namibia to cull 83 elephants and distribute meat to people affected by drought

Ruben's latest, showing how he keeps physically fit out in the desert.

Namibia is an excellent last name.

He has the perfect physique IMO. Nicely muscled in all the right places and not freakishly so.

Ruben and his meerkats.