The Collapse of Simon Cowell's Face is COMPLETE!!

He a REAL BOY! He's got no strings to hold him down!

Dat's da suck job!

Thoughts and prayers for his face.

It's always nice to see cunts like him getting the face they deserve.

Fucking hell, look at all that botox pooling between his eyebrows. I won't even comment on the cheek implants.

He looks equally like both his parents.

he looks relaxed & refreshed

Blobfish.

"Simon, are you on Ozempic ?"

- Barbra Streisand

I wonder what the malpractice payout was.

"Barbra, are you on an ego trip?"

- Simon Cowell

Unrecognizable. And when men get to a certain age they should shave regularly or risk looking like seedy homeless men. Like Simon Cowell.

He's 64, y'all. Just want to make sure that's on record in the thread.

Better to be an aged, handsome 64, than an ugly, deformed trying-hard-to-look-40ish WTHIT.

Isn't it time for him to go away. The minute I see that black v neck t shirt and his mangled puss, I switch the channel. Too much for me to deal with.

Too much money and old age dont make for good bed fellows. Strange things happen when you can do whatever you want and people who work for you keep telling you how fabulous you latest fillers look.

Men, please age naturally. If you’re in decent shape, you can be attractive to hot for many decades.

"Give me the Kenny Rogers!"

His face is a horror show.

Nonsense.

He went for the full Doris Roberts

Haha r21. Spot on.

Has he ever come out as gay ?

He looks like Terri Schiavo in OP's pic.

His mental illness is showing on the outside.

I am convinced the more these plastic surgery queens get done, the more ill they are inside. It's how they see themselves yet they don't really see how they look at the same time.

R21, she looked so much better before. WTF was her surgeon thinking?

Agreed! The 2013 photo is a real horror show.

He looks hot! Shut up.

Eeeeeek!

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

He’s got Kenny Rogers eye slits.

How many nuts can he store in those cheeks?

He's got 'Eyes That See In The Dark'.

[Quote]How many nuts can he store in those cheeks?

Why are you asking me? I wouldn't know.

His eyes look vacant. I know he had a couple accidents as well as this face rejuvenation tragedy. Must be on major pain meds.

Gregory Peck at 64:

R35 he is so hot there.

Which is before in the Doris Roberts pic?

Good god, the picture of Gregory peck at 64 says it all. Handsome , a normal very good looking 64 year old man .

Simon Cowell has always been an odd bird from the UK. This just kind of proves that theory everyone saw many years ago.

Now I"m kinda curious about his childhood

I don't think there's any mystery, r39. He's a vain man who worships youth.

Youth and CELBs now he want to be one.

Can I have his money when he's dead?

Career collapsed, too?

Just retire, rich asshole. Nobody cares about your stupid face.

Looks like an orangutan.