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The Collapse of Simon Cowell's Face is COMPLETE!!

His left eye, pictured on the right, is DEAD TO ME!!

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by Anonymousreply 45July 8, 2024 4:47 PM

He a REAL BOY! He's got no strings to hold him down!

by Anonymousreply 1July 2, 2024 11:34 AM

Dat's da suck job!

by Anonymousreply 2July 2, 2024 11:43 AM

Thoughts and prayers for his face.

by Anonymousreply 3July 2, 2024 11:45 AM

It's always nice to see cunts like him getting the face they deserve.

by Anonymousreply 4July 2, 2024 11:48 AM

Fucking hell, look at all that botox pooling between his eyebrows. I won't even comment on the cheek implants.

by Anonymousreply 5July 2, 2024 11:51 AM

He looks equally like both his parents.

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by Anonymousreply 6July 2, 2024 11:56 AM

he looks relaxed & refreshed

by Anonymousreply 7July 2, 2024 11:56 AM


by Anonymousreply 8July 2, 2024 11:58 AM

"Simon, are you on Ozempic ?"

- Barbra Streisand

by Anonymousreply 9July 2, 2024 12:00 PM

I wonder what the malpractice payout was.

by Anonymousreply 10July 2, 2024 12:01 PM

"Barbra, are you on an ego trip?"

- Simon Cowell

by Anonymousreply 11July 2, 2024 12:04 PM

Unrecognizable. And when men get to a certain age they should shave regularly or risk looking like seedy homeless men. Like Simon Cowell.

by Anonymousreply 12July 2, 2024 12:23 PM

He's 64, y'all. Just want to make sure that's on record in the thread.

by Anonymousreply 13July 2, 2024 12:28 PM

Better to be an aged, handsome 64, than an ugly, deformed trying-hard-to-look-40ish WTHIT.

by Anonymousreply 14July 2, 2024 12:33 PM

Isn't it time for him to go away. The minute I see that black v neck t shirt and his mangled puss, I switch the channel. Too much for me to deal with.

by Anonymousreply 15July 2, 2024 12:36 PM

Too much money and old age dont make for good bed fellows. Strange things happen when you can do whatever you want and people who work for you keep telling you how fabulous you latest fillers look.

by Anonymousreply 16July 2, 2024 12:36 PM

Men, please age naturally. If you’re in decent shape, you can be attractive to hot for many decades.

by Anonymousreply 17July 2, 2024 4:01 PM

"Give me the Kenny Rogers!"

by Anonymousreply 18July 2, 2024 4:04 PM

His face is a horror show.

by Anonymousreply 19July 2, 2024 4:20 PM


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by Anonymousreply 20July 2, 2024 4:30 PM

He went for the full Doris Roberts

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by Anonymousreply 21July 2, 2024 4:32 PM

Haha r21. Spot on.

by Anonymousreply 22July 2, 2024 5:26 PM

Has he ever come out as gay ?

by Anonymousreply 23July 2, 2024 8:44 PM

He looks like Terri Schiavo in OP's pic.

by Anonymousreply 24July 2, 2024 8:48 PM

His mental illness is showing on the outside.

I am convinced the more these plastic surgery queens get done, the more ill they are inside. It's how they see themselves yet they don't really see how they look at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 25July 2, 2024 11:05 PM

R21, she looked so much better before. WTF was her surgeon thinking?

by Anonymousreply 26July 3, 2024 10:23 PM

Agreed! The 2013 photo is a real horror show.

by Anonymousreply 27July 3, 2024 10:27 PM

He looks hot! Shut up.

by Anonymousreply 28July 3, 2024 10:45 PM


Kill it! Kill it with fire!

by Anonymousreply 29July 3, 2024 10:53 PM

He’s got Kenny Rogers eye slits.

by Anonymousreply 30July 4, 2024 2:07 AM

How many nuts can he store in those cheeks?

by Anonymousreply 31July 4, 2024 2:16 AM

He's got 'Eyes That See In The Dark'.

by Anonymousreply 32July 4, 2024 2:31 AM

[Quote]How many nuts can he store in those cheeks?

Why are you asking me? I wouldn't know.

by Anonymousreply 33July 4, 2024 2:32 AM

His eyes look vacant. I know he had a couple accidents as well as this face rejuvenation tragedy. Must be on major pain meds.

by Anonymousreply 34July 4, 2024 2:41 AM

Gregory Peck at 64:

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by Anonymousreply 35July 4, 2024 3:04 AM

R35 he is so hot there.

by Anonymousreply 36July 4, 2024 3:36 AM

Which is before in the Doris Roberts pic?

Good god, the picture of Gregory peck at 64 says it all. Handsome , a normal very good looking 64 year old man .

by Anonymousreply 37July 4, 2024 3:51 AM

Simon Cowell has always been an odd bird from the UK. This just kind of proves that theory everyone saw many years ago.

by Anonymousreply 38July 4, 2024 4:31 AM

Now I"m kinda curious about his childhood

by Anonymousreply 39July 4, 2024 4:41 AM

I don't think there's any mystery, r39. He's a vain man who worships youth.

by Anonymousreply 40July 4, 2024 5:18 AM

Youth and CELBs now he want to be one.

by Anonymousreply 41July 4, 2024 6:32 AM

Can I have his money when he's dead?

by Anonymousreply 42July 4, 2024 8:20 AM

Career collapsed, too?

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by Anonymousreply 43July 8, 2024 12:29 PM

Just retire, rich asshole. Nobody cares about your stupid face.

by Anonymousreply 44July 8, 2024 4:16 PM

Looks like an orangutan.

by Anonymousreply 45July 8, 2024 4:47 PM
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