I feel like the titties issue is a red herring to the true horror of this wedding.

She dumped her first husband, soccer star Kyle Martino.

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I thought he dumped her.

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The groom looks Al Franken, Jr.

Her brother Miles is extremely attractive.

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However, I will say it again, or possibly for the first time - why drag her dress through dirt and wood smoke? I agree those carcasses are not identifiable. How much did Sarandon and/or Robbin’s shell out for this?

The husband looks like Tim Robbins.

The consensus on tgw DM comments section is suckling pig. But aren't pigs roasted in pits, not hung from a hook (not even a spit)?

I noticed that, too, R9. Looks like Eva had a crush on stepdaddy.

Something old,

Something new,

Something borrowed,

Something blue.

The something borrowed is her mom’s saggy titties?

They have matching neck tattoos, a design comprised of hearts drawn by her children.

I mean, really.

Remember when she sacked her nanny/maid when she caught her sniffing her hot hubby's underpants? (First husband, not new one!)

She gets not just her rack, but her attention whoring and bitchiness from her mom, too. What a gal!

As the bride she was already the focus of everyone’s attention. Narcissist.

R13 did she show us her battleship?

I'd sniff hot hubby #1's private parts

Suckling pigs? That is awful.

It’s her wedding. Who gives a shit what she wears? Just an over-the-hill nepo baby thirsty for attention.

People are so nosy and bored these days.

What? Now tits at a wedding are not allowed?

Mom could have swept the church floor with her saggy ass titties as she walked down the aisle.

Good for her, might not be everyone's taste but she can choose to dress how she wants. Not like she was dressed like this for a political fundraiser

Actress and 'lifestyle blogger'. (Eye roll).

Those Sarandon gals really like to show off their bosoms!

I am a long time agnostic, but I was raised in the Episcopal Church. The church I was raised in and served as an altar boy in had a strict policy on wedding gowns. Nothing scandalous, or too revealing. The gown that woman wore would have never been allowed.

[quote]Those Sarandon gals really like to show off their bosoms!

If you got 'em, flaunt 'em!

She looks like a cheap whore

She’s batshit. Monetise those kids 247 365 and 366 in Leap Year. The cookie smelling chef is going along for the (tittie) ride for now but he’ll wake up soon enough.

The ex husband is a fox. The new one, not so much. He's kind of weeny looking with a touch of fetal alcohol syndrome thrown in for good measure.

The little girl looks like she has highlights

Who wants to see charred guinea pigs at a wedding?

Open your shirt and spell “ATTIC” aloud. You’ll be glad you did.

She's a terrible actress

But she bonded with the new hubby over Insta! True love.

They're natural - people need to get over it.

Without the support, her tits look like they would be at her waist.

Hmm, they haven't been together that long (3 years total), she had a messy breakup with hubby#1 & now she has a big splashy wedding in a white formal gown when simple garden party might have done the trick. Given her propensity for drama & craziness, this whole thing will unravel by Christmas.

Well land sakes alive, I swan but that hussy is wearin' a white wedding gown. Scandalous, just scandalous I tell you! I'll just bet she's got on some of them hussy britches under that gown. She oughta be run outtta town on a rail.

R14 Considering how many husbands have run off with the nanny that was a very smart decision. Any employee who exhibits major red flags like should be fired immediately.

At least Eva has more common sense than her mom does (love Susan but I too disagree with her views that also pissed off everyone at DL).

R39 - Aunt Pittypat

Her son is a gayling obsessed with ballet,

She seems supportive - I’ll give her that.

The carcasses on a rack are not a good look for a wedding.

Are those saggy tits genetic or implants? I'm genuinely curious.

I can see your dirty pillows.

[quote]Considering how many husbands have run off with the nanny that was a very smart decision. Any employee who exhibits major red flags like should be fired immediately.

That whole nanny thing Never Happened. Eva made it all up to get attention.

I thought it was a weird she would claim a nanny would be sniffing on her husband's dirty undies.

[quote]I can see your dirty pillows.

You need glasses Margaret; those are some battered sofa cushions

Why is her mother and step father absent from the pictures?

Did they go?

R26, so church staff would require brides to put on their wedding dress so they could evaluate whether the gown was appropriate for Episcopalian church? Or the priest sees the tits looking juicy as she heads down the aisle and he announces that her breasts are an insult to the lord and he won't continue? Or is this in total bullshit and you’re a jealous Karen making things up?

It's a pretty dress.

Right, noted whore-hater Jesus of Nazareth would just hate to see a woman with big naturals showing em off.

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Try bitty titry committee

Why is the son from her first marriage walking her down the aisle to present her to the second husband? That's called parentification.

Also, not sure if they had a church ceremony. But marriage is one of the sacraments, so the dress should have been more modest if she was having a church ceremony.

Did she rub lemons on her tits during the ceremony?

I just love a wedding with big titties and smoked meats! Yeehaw!

Didn’t God want everyone to be naked? Of course, bitches be crazy, so Eve chatted with the snake and got dressed.

Maybe clergy should consider sewing or sculpting tiny outfits to clothe all the half-naked Jesus’s hanging in churches the world over.

Not sure why this is becoming a referendum on bridal modesty in church, but doesn’t most references to modest dress refer to cost rather than coverage? The problem being excessive self adornment with pearls, gold, braids, etc. interfering with humble modesty rather than being a problem of sexual coverage?

She writes like a stunted 11-year-old. I'm sure she concocted this "scandal" to try to get some clicks to prop up her stale lifestyle blog.

I don't know why every bride these days has to 1) wear strapless/sleeveless dresses and 2) try to be "sexy" on their wedding day. That's not really the point.

It's like that weird trend of putting on a full mask of makeup while in labor so they "look good on camera" while having the baby.

They've lost the plot.

Strapless wedding gowns look horrendous. They always look like a hulking side of beef, stooped over, with a ring of fat around the top. And always always yanking up constantly.

R3 that picture is straight up horror movie. Disgusting

I agree r62. I don't think i've seen a wedding dress with straps or sleeves for the longest time. Do they even exist anymore? It's like this is the pre-set style of wedding gown, and even for a woman who has..."generous" proportions (not just boobs), they STILL wear them instead of dressing for their body type.

I think this would’ve been a more appropriate choice for her venue: a little earthy, not white and she can still showcase her boobs:

I like that dress r65

R26 Did you need to sit down when you saw it? Are you quite alright?

How many times has this beotch been married, and she wears white? Just like Meghan Markle.

Some real..."stunners" and the DM link below.

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Susie’s breasts do look divine in ROCKY HORROR, there’s no question about that.

It’s sad the vicious daughter seems intent on supplanting memory of them, across the globe.

R71 Susan Sarandon may have been the original film Janet but Jessica Harper (who replaced her in the sequel) had a much better singing voice.

R65 that's a very tasteful dress. Love the colour and details

[quote] but doesn’t most references to modest dress refer to cost rather than coverage? The problem being excessive self adornment with pearls, gold, braids, etc. interfering with humble modesty rather than being a problem of sexual coverage?

Huh?

I'm still wondering what the need to showcase your tits is all about.

There are so many beautiful wedding dresses I remember seeing that are sleeved/not strapless. Why the hell would you need to look like a sex symbol/sexy at your wedding?? It's fine to look beautiful and tasteful, but having your tits on full display seems...unseemly.

IMO, the strapless thing (which has been going on for decades, now), is a money-saver for the industry. The armholes and the shoulders are harder to fit and require more fabric and SKILL.

Strapless dresses are cheaper and all you have to fit is the bust and the waist.

Women got brainwashed into this. On top of that, you've got to deal with no bra or a strapless bra. For women with large and/or low-hanging chests, not a good thing.

She married her stepfather?

R68 Your obsession with the dusky interloper has reached crisis proportions.

Get help.

In OP's pic, she is pushing her shoulders forward to squish her boobs together for even more cleavage. So thirsty, this one.

I don't know why everyone is making a fuss. Her breasts are ugly and as soon as that dress comes off, they meet her navel.

Those tits will be down to her knees when she's middle aged, just like dear old mom.

Beach balls in pantyhose.

New hubby gives off Michael Gove vibes.

[quote]R75 Why the hell would you need to look like a sex symbol/sexy at your wedding?? It's fine to look beautiful and tasteful, but having your tits on full display seems...unseemly.

Eva is a child of Hollywood. She grew up seeing her mother reap rewards for flaunting her chest before strangers.

What chance did the little bride have?