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Helen Lawson is 107

How did or will you celebrate?

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by Anonymousreply 12July 10, 2024 9:34 PM

Drinking a pitcher of Lemon Drops& getting my GF to play with my left nip!!!

by Anonymousreply 1July 2, 2024 3:04 AM

^^^that's BF, not GF^^^^

Sorry my bad

by Anonymousreply 2July 2, 2024 3:05 AM

I'm a barracuda!

by Anonymousreply 3July 2, 2024 3:28 AM
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by Anonymousreply 4July 2, 2024 3:50 AM


by Anonymousreply 5July 2, 2024 4:40 AM

Where has love gone?

by Anonymousreply 6July 2, 2024 4:41 AM

I want her to live!

by Anonymousreply 7July 2, 2024 4:50 AM

I have the birth certificate of someone 107, but the pussy and anal cavity of a 20 year old!!!!

by Anonymousreply 8July 2, 2024 5:06 AM

I'll tell you what I'm NOT gonna do -- try to drink a full bottle of Helensque. I was in the hospital for six weeks last year!

by Anonymousreply 9July 2, 2024 1:51 PM

‘’Now you get outa my way cuz I’ve got a man waitin for me’’

by Anonymousreply 10July 7, 2024 2:16 PM

Is this the Helen Lawson thread?

by Anonymousreply 11July 10, 2024 8:48 PM

They’re dimming the lights on Broadway to commemorate the occasion.

by Anonymousreply 12July 10, 2024 9:34 PM
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