JULY 1: Goodbye, Steve Bannon, you ugly alcoholic Nazi fuck!

Well I hope he tapered off the booze before lockup.

This could be really ugly for him if he didn't.

No one is happier about this than Bannon's liver!

Disgusting slime

Being a prison guard is bad enough, but when you have to help drunken swill like Bannon detox, well that's just cruel and unusual punishment.

He's going to be in the peison infirmary for a few days.

Ditto, OP.

Wishing pigs to be sodomized is an insult to us.

Unless they really, really want it, which I suspect is one of this evil carcass' secret desires.

I wonder if he will show up or run

So he’s just going to quit drinking?

Where are our checks?

Proof there is no Deep State: it’s 7/5/24 and nobody has killed Steve, Steve has not “suicided” himself.

See?

Well, shit, r11!

Has he gotten himself a *boyfriend*?

Ok, Bannon, time for your annual shower

He'll be even nuttier when he gets out.

He may find he prefers prison. Some people enjoy the structure.

You better believe it, r15.

I hope he gets shanked during yard time. I wish I had enough money to put a bounty on him.

He looks like a rabid dog with mange.

Save that money for a bigger cause r18.

Why would you want to create a martyr, r18?

OP's spitting sound effect made me laugh.

Please, he's in a Conn country club. He'll come out more brazen on how he not only survived "prison" but how he turned everyone MAGA.

He looks like he’s rotting from the inside out.

And from the outside in.

He looks like Orson Welles.

Yes, Bannon deserves much worse than this but there's "former inmate" or better "just out of prison"references that will follow him forever.

And let's face facts, those horribly abused internal organs are going to fail sooner rather than later.

Human herpes scab

Anyone in prison these days who is famous will do fine. Celebrity obsession is as American as apple pie, even in prison. Bannon’s got money and prisoners will offer him protection in exchange for for a full commissary card. Donate some of that campaign money right in my coffers, bub

R29 = Steve Bannon, drinking prison hooch

He’ll be out before Election Day.

R31, not if somebody shanks him first!

[quote]not if somebody shanks him first!

Where, at the buffet or afternoon tea?

He better start saving his ketchup packets for his prison Pruno.

I always wondered if that gut of his was fat or acites. I guess we'll see when he emerges from the slammer. Slimmer? It was blubber. Same bloat? Acites.

Ascites, both in spelling and in fact.

Thanks, R36. Wasn't awake.

I wonder what the young, military-loving Bannon would think of the draft-dodging Trump?

He won’t be a martyr, that’s what these fat bloated jerkoffs never understand. No one will ever give him a second thought except for a handful of insane spastics. He’ll go to jail and nobody will give two shits about him because he and his shitbag buddies still won’t admit that people hate the entire GOP because they are disgusting to the core. It’s their beliefs, their ugliness inside and out, and their weird shitty personalities. Everyone hates them and no one cares about them.

And they know that.

Dont think of it as jail, think of it as a luxury fat farm.

Do they let you watch the news, in the slammah? I hope Sloppy Steve is enjoying the headlines!

"Let’s all take a moment to think of Steve Bannon sitting in prison watching Trump’s campaign circle the drain."

It's country club jail where security is so minimal that it's essentially the honor system.

People stay because it's a vacation, not jail, and you get to "serve" your prison sentence.

Michael Milken served TWO years in a minimal security prison. Cheeto pardoned him.

His net worth is approximately $6.5 BILLION from his activities that led to his conviction.

I would happily serve two years in a minimum security prison if I could walk out free and clear with $6.5 BILLION.

He and Weinstein. How do these plug ugly knuckle draggers get into these power positions? Especially in a society that reveres perfection in appearance.

I hope they gang up on him and he remains paranoid the whole time-Anti-American POS

I'm a bit surprised at how completely he's been forgotten by the media, Twitter and his erstwhile buddies. Has Trump given him a shout-out?

Dump only likes people who don’t end up in prison.

R44. Violence that’s how. They yell scream threaten and throw things. If you stand up to them they start a smear campaign that takes years to fight. What Ronan Farrow went through at the hands of Weinstein was harrowing. Really psychotic shit.

Don’t think Bannon hasn’t dumped a body. He has. Probably several. People who underestimate the violent psychosis of these people aren’t really absorbing the level of crazy they all have.

Isnt he going to be released just before the election? Will Dump turn him into a saint?

He wasn't as had to look at back in the day R38. It makes me think he might even have gotten laid a time or two.

I was asking just the other day why there have been no updates on his stint in da slamma ! Here is another thread on his nastiness.

One thing is for sure, he's not getting great food and wine like he's used to as a millionaire. So there is that.

Now he has to eat crow and shit.

I wouldn’t put anything past these criminals but I didn’t know they got back at Farrow in the worst way, I glad he spoke out about these assholes and that Matt Lauer-New Zealand can have his ass-he’s not cute anymore.

I can't imagine how pissed off Stevie is, that he's stuck in the slammah while all this is happening.

It makes me so, so happy to think about him being in prison.