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JULY 1: Goodbye, Steve Bannon, you ugly alcoholic Nazi fuck!

I hope your fat-flabby ass gets sodomized with a dirty plunger every single night for the next four months then gets carried out in a body bag!

Hawwwwk .... TUAH!

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by Anonymousreply 40July 10, 2024 4:56 AM

Well I hope he tapered off the booze before lockup.

This could be really ugly for him if he didn't.

by Anonymousreply 1July 1, 2024 12:08 PM

No one is happier about this than Bannon's liver!

by Anonymousreply 2July 1, 2024 12:10 PM

Disgusting slime

by Anonymousreply 3July 1, 2024 12:47 PM

Being a prison guard is bad enough, but when you have to help drunken swill like Bannon detox, well that's just cruel and unusual punishment.

by Anonymousreply 4July 1, 2024 12:52 PM

He's going to be in the peison infirmary for a few days.

by Anonymousreply 5July 1, 2024 12:57 PM

Ditto, OP.

by Anonymousreply 6July 1, 2024 1:43 PM

Wishing pigs to be sodomized is an insult to us.

Unless they really, really want it, which I suspect is one of this evil carcass' secret desires.

by Anonymousreply 7July 1, 2024 1:49 PM

I wonder if he will show up or run

by Anonymousreply 8July 1, 2024 1:51 PM

So he’s just going to quit drinking?

by Anonymousreply 9July 1, 2024 1:52 PM

Where are our checks?

by Anonymousreply 10July 1, 2024 2:02 PM

Proof there is no Deep State: it’s 7/5/24 and nobody has killed Steve, Steve has not “suicided” himself.


by Anonymousreply 11July 6, 2024 5:55 PM

Well, shit, r11!

by Anonymousreply 12July 6, 2024 6:08 PM

Has he gotten himself a *boyfriend*?

by Anonymousreply 13July 6, 2024 7:47 PM

Ok, Bannon, time for your annual shower

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by Anonymousreply 14July 6, 2024 7:47 PM

He'll be even nuttier when he gets out.

by Anonymousreply 15July 7, 2024 3:46 AM

He may find he prefers prison. Some people enjoy the structure.

by Anonymousreply 16July 7, 2024 4:07 AM

You better believe it, r15.

by Anonymousreply 17July 7, 2024 4:23 AM

I hope he gets shanked during yard time. I wish I had enough money to put a bounty on him.

by Anonymousreply 18July 7, 2024 7:25 AM

He looks like a rabid dog with mange.

by Anonymousreply 19July 7, 2024 7:26 AM

Save that money for a bigger cause r18.

by Anonymousreply 20July 7, 2024 7:46 AM

Why would you want to create a martyr, r18?

by Anonymousreply 21July 7, 2024 9:50 AM

OP's spitting sound effect made me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 22July 7, 2024 10:52 AM

Please, he's in a Conn country club. He'll come out more brazen on how he not only survived "prison" but how he turned everyone MAGA.

by Anonymousreply 23July 7, 2024 11:09 AM

He looks like he’s rotting from the inside out.

by Anonymousreply 24July 7, 2024 11:18 AM

And from the outside in.

by Anonymousreply 25July 7, 2024 11:20 AM

He looks like Orson Welles.

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by Anonymousreply 26July 7, 2024 11:41 AM

Yes, Bannon deserves much worse than this but there's "former inmate" or better "just out of prison"references that will follow him forever.

And let's face facts, those horribly abused internal organs are going to fail sooner rather than later.

by Anonymousreply 27July 7, 2024 12:20 PM

Human herpes scab

by Anonymousreply 28July 7, 2024 5:16 PM

Anyone in prison these days who is famous will do fine. Celebrity obsession is as American as apple pie, even in prison. Bannon’s got money and prisoners will offer him protection in exchange for for a full commissary card. Donate some of that campaign money right in my coffers, bub

by Anonymousreply 29July 7, 2024 5:32 PM

R29 = Steve Bannon, drinking prison hooch

by Anonymousreply 30July 7, 2024 5:51 PM

He’ll be out before Election Day.

by Anonymousreply 31July 7, 2024 9:02 PM

R31, not if somebody shanks him first!

by Anonymousreply 32July 7, 2024 9:03 PM

[quote]not if somebody shanks him first!

Where, at the buffet or afternoon tea?

by Anonymousreply 33July 8, 2024 12:41 AM

He better start saving his ketchup packets for his prison Pruno.

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by Anonymousreply 34July 8, 2024 6:46 AM

I always wondered if that gut of his was fat or acites. I guess we'll see when he emerges from the slammer. Slimmer? It was blubber. Same bloat? Acites.

by Anonymousreply 35July 8, 2024 10:47 AM

Ascites, both in spelling and in fact.

by Anonymousreply 36July 8, 2024 11:59 AM

Thanks, R36. Wasn't awake.

by Anonymousreply 37July 8, 2024 12:06 PM

I wonder what the young, military-loving Bannon would think of the draft-dodging Trump?

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by Anonymousreply 38July 8, 2024 10:34 PM

He won’t be a martyr, that’s what these fat bloated jerkoffs never understand. No one will ever give him a second thought except for a handful of insane spastics. He’ll go to jail and nobody will give two shits about him because he and his shitbag buddies still won’t admit that people hate the entire GOP because they are disgusting to the core. It’s their beliefs, their ugliness inside and out, and their weird shitty personalities. Everyone hates them and no one cares about them.

And they know that.

by Anonymousreply 39July 10, 2024 1:13 AM

Dont think of it as jail, think of it as a luxury fat farm.

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