The model and the San Francisco 49ers said "I do" in a Watch Hill chapel on Saturday, June 29
Hail the new lavender marriage!! Olivia Culpo and Christian McCaffrey Tie the Knot in Rhode Island
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 9, 2024 1:48 AM |
No idea who they are, but I googled them just now and they have zero chemistry together. He's just sort of awkwardly leaning into her in every photo. Crazy that bearding and lavender marriages are still a thing in 2024.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 30, 2024 5:16 AM |
Culpo is very pretty, IMO. But she was prettier 10 years ago and now I find her over-groomed.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 30, 2024 5:24 AM |
I like her simple dress but it’s too white - a slightly creamier shade would have been so much more elegant.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 30, 2024 5:29 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 30, 2024 5:44 AM |
Maybe she has has Buccal fat removal and that's what puts me off her current look. And that straight shellacked hair she always wears. She was prettier when she was softer looking and not too skinny.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 30, 2024 5:48 AM |
And maybe all her beaus have been bi or gay but they have certainly been good-looking.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 30, 2024 5:49 AM |
she looks like she enjoys Las Vegas
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 30, 2024 7:18 AM |
Nick Jonas’ former beard!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 30, 2024 7:18 AM |
He's boring and straight. Don't know where the DL rumors came from but he's the most boring straight guy ever. The fact that he rarely factors on the NFL hot list for women shows how boring he is in motion. Instead this walking Thumb, Joe Borrow, makes white female NFL viewers and TikTok user wet. Christian is much hotter but has zero charisma.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 30, 2024 8:43 AM |
^ The rumors came from Olivia bearding for Nick Jonas. Once a beard, always a beard
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 30, 2024 8:55 AM |
I think one bearing contract doesn't equate to every relationship being a bearing situation. Nick could have been a check until she found her forever sugar daddy. She seems like a typical jersey chaser. I'm sure she and all football wives/girlfriends wished their men were on Chiefs to get the Taylor Swift treatment, now they are all in the shadow of the premier football girlfriend. Olivia drags Christian all over to make then an IT couple but it just isn't in the cards for her dull husband.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 30, 2024 8:58 AM |
^ *bearing?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 30, 2024 9:06 AM |
I would love to be fucked by that " dull husband."
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 30, 2024 12:32 PM |
I don’t think Olivia was always a “beard” but I think she had PR relationships. Cause the straights fake relationships too. So I’m sure she’s had a little bit of both.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 30, 2024 12:36 PM |
Guy is straight, but fun fantasy!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 30, 2024 12:43 PM |
r10 sounds like he was passed over and remains quite bitter.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 30, 2024 12:50 PM |
Neither Nick Jonas nor Christian McCaffrey is gay. Grow up, eldergays.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 30, 2024 2:09 PM |
What is the new jive meaning of "THUMB" among the young'uns?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 30, 2024 2:11 PM |
R11 Also bearding for Danny Amendola
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 30, 2024 10:27 PM |
Culpo on her wedding dress: "I didn't want it to exude Sex in any Way, Shape or Form".
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 30, 2024 11:56 PM |
He's very masculine with symmetrical features. Kind of bland but kinda perfect. And that brick shithouse body.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 1, 2024 12:08 AM |
She sounds insufferable about not wanting her wedding dress to be sexy "in any way." She said that that's how McCaffey likes her best: covered up.
Women forget that a wedding, if you get married in a religious ceremony, is a sacrament. For that reason, alone, you should be wearing something modest.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 1, 2024 12:19 AM |
She's a tacky RI Italian American. But she was cute when she looked like one. Now she morphing into Posh Spice.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 1, 2024 4:44 AM |
Wow the buccal fat removal is so obvious
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 1, 2024 7:31 AM |
They're straight, dumbass frau OP
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 1, 2024 7:50 AM |
OP is the Gay & Bearding Troll who keeps the Gay Sam threads going.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 1, 2024 7:51 AM |
She can buy expensive dresses but can she dress?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 1, 2024 8:07 AM |
Wow! What a fool he is. Too many hits to the head, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 1, 2024 2:39 PM |
Two hot celebs get married.
Datalounge: It's a lavender marriage!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 4, 2024 8:07 AM |
she has a weird look to me like her skin would be ice cold. very pretty but super fake.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 4, 2024 12:24 PM |
She and her new husband are oissed that TikTok creators are bashing her winter wedding dress, that she wore to a summer coastal wedding. Then she made a comment about modest before showing up in a diaper and see through skirt.
She and her husband spent a part of their honeymoon calling a content creator “evil” for criticizing her dress. Those two are so morning and so thirsty.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 4, 2024 6:34 PM |
I’m tired of every bitch in sleeves saying they took inspiration from Grace Kelly. Grace Kelly’s dress is nothing like any modern dress that Influencers or celebs are wearing. Grace’s dress was fantastic and anything but boring. Olivia and all these delusional girls trying to obtain an “old money” esthetic need to stop being what they aren’t. Just enjoy and embrace being new money and leave the old stuff to the pros.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 4, 2024 6:37 PM |
I thought she looked very nice in the dress. Why are people trying to critique a woman's wedding dress?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 4, 2024 8:47 PM |
How 1969-ish her wedding veil looks.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 5, 2024 2:23 AM |
R40, speaking of 1969ish, did they choose June 29 to always remember the Stonewall riots?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 5, 2024 2:30 AM |
R39, because the bitch put her wedding into Vogue. A fashion magazine. Fashion is art, and will be critiqued. If she was getting praise like Sofia Richie’s wedding, I bet you wouldn’t be confused about the chatter.
If TilTok hacked her phone to pull up wedding pictures to critique I’d be one thing. But she wanted attention, and her Christian conservatism and inconsistent fashion narrative were called out.
R39, only a straight woman would even ask such a stupid question on DL. Be gone, beast! This is not the place for your kind.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 5, 2024 9:19 AM |
She's trying to copy me!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 5, 2024 9:33 AM |
R38 Grace Kelly's father Jack was the son of Irish immigrants from County Mayo. Her mother was the daughter of German immigrants. Handsome and sexy Jack made some money. Grace was not "old money", which would require a few generations of wealth.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 5, 2024 3:47 PM |
R44, r38 here, I know Grace isn’t old money, but she was marrying into it this her wedding reflected that theme. But regardless, man influences idolize her wedding dress. And it really was one the best royal or celeb wedding dresses. American woman love to use Grace Kelly as an example of wealthy elegance and lump her wedding dress, not her, into the old money esthetic online.
Old money is nothing to look up to, beyond their financial survival skills. We just saw the Uk’s wealthiest duke get married on a cheap brown carpet, in a bad fitting suit, with a bride that couldn’t dress her bobble head out of a bag. They looked tragic and homely. Only thing they had going for them is their flower budget. Everyone but Prince William looked fucking tragic. Chasing this old money stuff is comical because those people tend to look terrible since the 1970s.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 6, 2024 7:23 AM |
"ill-fitting suit", dear. Or perhaps poorly fitted
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 8, 2024 10:49 PM |
Not the first American princess of Monaco. That was Alice Heine.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 9, 2024 1:48 AM |