Doctor Datalounge, I have a question

Handstands?

Dry ice. Let us know how it goes.

Ewwww

Scrotum reduction surgery, dear. It is all the rage these days!

Snuggle a nice bag of ice chips in your undies.

Isn't that what a jock is for?

jockstraps are your best friend

It's funny how the world works—I spent a small fortune on ball stretcher weights to give my scrotum a bit more swing. Mine are naturally high and tight. Grass is always greener...

Kid Rock has a similar preference, which is why he traveled with Joe C. for many years.

Who wants to expose their bare ass to their pants all the time? Try some sexy upmarket briefs at the proper size and see which one has generous enough of a pouch for you. Replace periodically.

There’s a cosmetic surgery procedure called a “scrotal lift” that may be for you, OP.

Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble too and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

If your balls don’t descend below the hem of your caftan, how will that young chicken across the street ever know you’re a man?

Have you tried shocking or frightening it?

Rubber bands

Expose them to the hot sun.

Just go with Scrotox OP...much easier.

This makes me so sad. I love low hangers and want to start a foundation to ensure they never fall into endangered status.

Enjoy what you’ve got, OP.

R8, call me.

Superglue, Defacto

Defacto loves her big balls threads,.doesn't she?

When they dangle a bit too much…

Almost as much as she loves her scat threads, R20.

On my thread field on them right hand side, this thread is right above the Van Jones thread, which I thought I was clicking on and having fast scrolled to the last few posts I was like [italic]WTF?[/italic]

I envision massive balls on Van Jones.

Oh honey, nothing will help. At your age, those balls are down to your knees.