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ATTENTION. EMERGENCY. ALL DEMOCRATS MUST EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY.

[bold]YOU NOW HAVE FOUR MONTHS TO REACH MINIMUM SAFE DISTANCE.[/bold]

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by Anonymousreply 15June 28, 2024 10:55 PM

[bold]DANGER. THE EMERGENCY DESTRUCT SYSTEM IS NOW ACTIVATED. AMERICA WILL DETONATE IN T MINUS FOUR MONTHS.[/bold]

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by Anonymousreply 1June 28, 2024 2:05 AM

But Ellen Ripley successfully beat back the gruesomely ugly, smelly, enormous, child-grabbing monster IN BOTH MOVIES!

by Anonymousreply 2June 28, 2024 2:09 AM

Yes r2 but it impregnated her in the third.

By the way, I’m note sure where Biden fits in the metaphor.

Is he Kane, Ash, Carter Burke, or just the entire Weyland-Yutani Corporation?

by Anonymousreply 3June 28, 2024 2:13 AM

No safe distance or safe place to evacuate to.

by Anonymousreply 4June 28, 2024 2:17 AM

New Zealand, r4

by Anonymousreply 5June 28, 2024 2:18 AM

One thing is for certain.

Jill is this bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 6June 28, 2024 2:19 AM

I suppose I have OP blocked for some good reason.

by Anonymousreply 7June 28, 2024 2:28 AM

Then how are you reading the thread?

by Anonymousreply 8June 28, 2024 2:45 AM

Or why are you reading it?

by Anonymousreply 9June 28, 2024 2:48 AM

Oh here’s why you blocked me.

Because I was the person who said we were headed for a disaster tonight.

Well.

You sure showed me!

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by Anonymousreply 10June 28, 2024 2:52 AM

Fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 11June 28, 2024 2:55 AM

R11.

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by Anonymousreply 12June 28, 2024 3:10 AM

LOL

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by Anonymousreply 13June 28, 2024 9:53 PM

Do you do anything but troll, OP?

by Anonymousreply 14June 28, 2024 10:01 PM

R14

We are at this part of the movie

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by Anonymousreply 15June 28, 2024 10:55 PM
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