Anne Elizabeth Alice Louise......the (possible) death of a Princess.....
by HRH Charlotte, the Princess Royal
OK. It may appear that we're getting ahead of ourselves, but as a member of the British Royal Family, I like to prepare. I want suggestions on what we will call the funeral plans: Should it be Operation Thoroughbred? Should it be Operation Gatcombe Park? Should it be FartStench??? We must be very careful, because Grand papa is distraught and unable to plan, but yet it must be done. The Crown must prevail! Let's discuss how we orchestrate this and how the media will cover it as it evolves.....The best ideas and suggestions will gain a place on the Honors List when I become Que...never mind. Right now they are camped outside the hospital watching that one suite of rooms with the candles in the window. We must take care not to call it Candle In the Wind.