How did Warren Beatty get so much pussy?

Yes, so very ordinary. Even homely. Poor thing.

So very ordinary.

Watch the Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone and you will understand if R1 and R2 didn’t do that already .

UMMM. ORDINARY!? Hon, you need an eye check-up!

OP, when you have a sec, how about you let us know who qualifies as handsome.

He had his charms...

So young at R6

Is that really Warren at R6? I have my doubts.

^ It's really him. Picture has been around forever and no one ever claimed it was fake

It is his face for sure, but he looks less than 20 yo.

Doesn’t being a hot, hetersexual male in Hollywood put you in scoring position right off the bat?

Natalie Wood sure seemed enchanted by his very ordinariness.

^ Natalie always knew where to find the boys and the booze

R6 is NOT BEATTY. Please, it’s more than obvious.

He was gorgeous, but I think that his stronger appeal was that he was a master at fucking and could go all night long multiple times.

Fucking was not Joan was talking about, R15. All men in their twenties can stay hard all the time. Warren had special oral gifts.

I read somewhere once that he has a natural musky scent that's described as being very masculine. I remember it because I'd never heard anyone described that way

He was also quite smart for a Hollywood actor and interested in other things than movies. That's quite a turn-on for a certain type of woman (eg Julie Christie, and Diane Keaton for more dubious reasons).

downright ugly

You should be asking how Pete Davidson gets so much pussy.

Fancy Feast

Yeah, like I don’t care how big Davidson’s endowment is, that face and personality is a huge liability. I’d be more likely to fuck him if he had a full face of clown makeup and maybe a wig than not.

If Warren Beatty is ordinary....vive ordinary

Pete Davidson is lying about getting a lot of pussy.

Something you need to understand about Hollywood and actors in general. Their trade is in emotions. All day long, they are manufacturing false emotions. So being cooped up for 14 hours on a sound stage means they want to experience something different. Sex becomes the release valve for that. And when they are famous, they don’t have the option of going on Grindr and hooking up. So they have sex with each other because it’s convenient.

@r18, "He was also quite smart for a Hollywood actor and interested in other things than movies"

Yes, I hear he likes to fly his Lear Jet to Nova Scotia to see a total eclipse of the sun

[quote]Yes, I hear he likes to fly his Lear Jet to Nova Scotia to see a total eclipse of the sun

Not to mention flounce around in apricot scarves and gavotte.

(In Elaine Stritch voice): Does anyone…still…gavotte? I’ll try some pot.

Plus no matter where he went it was like he was walking onto a yacht.

[quote] He was also quite smart for a Hollywood actor and interested in other things than movies.

He was quite prominent in the McGovern ('72) & Hart ('84) presidential campaigns, prompting many to speculate that he would follow Reagan's path & become a candidate for office himself.

[quote] Plus no matter where he went it was like he was walking onto a yacht.

His hat strategically dipped below one eye.

@r26, "Not to mention flounce around in apricot scarves and gavotte."

And now we know...

R22, women don’t choose men because of their endowment.

OP? Are you a gay man?

Then why do you care?

r30, speak for yourself.

I always thought Beatty was 60s version of 50s Tony Dow. A little more sex, a little more bad boy, same All-American clean cut, good looks and athletic body.

Completely unmemorable. So disengaging.

Madonna said he had a nice weiner.

^ On that I trust her judgement, she knows nice dick 😜

[quote]I always thought Beatty was 60s version of 50s Tony Dow. A little more sex, a little more bad boy, same All-American clean cut, good looks and athletic body.

Fun (stoner) fact: Tony Dow smoked pot with George Harrison & Tommy Chong.

I learned that a couple months ago when Cheech Marin & Tommy Chong were on "All The Smoke", hosted by former NBA players (and fellow cannabis enthusiasts) Matt Barnes & Stephen Jackson. (1:12:47).

He was probably good in bed.

He was hot and horny and in Hollywood.

[quote]Warren had special oral gifts.

With those lips, it’s no wonder.

a fucking doggo

Who has had a better career, Beatty or MacLaine?

Beatty had a better career. MacLaine had a more important, higher quality career.

He was obsessed and wouldn't take no for an answer

[quote] How did Warren Beatty get so much pussy?

He was hot and he just asked

Did Warren and Shirley ever work together?

He was cute and has a face women like.

He may have come to seem like a collector’s’ item since he was so famously active and unmarried.

Have you been to Capri lately? Are you invited to Sue Mengers’ house this weekend? Jack’s having a big do on the 4th, you know. Oh, and you know what they say about Warren, well, honey, it’s ALL TRUE.

To this day people wonder how Annette got him.

R48 Yes! Perfectly said.

He would eat pussy with or without ketchup on it….

How he did it.

R6 very flat-footed. Pfft.

STOP SAYING PUSSY IT’S TRIGGERING!!! SAY FRONTHOLE!!!!

Anyone who can post that the young Warren Beatty was “ordinary” looking has to be trolling. Beatty was so un-objectively beautiful by any societal definition of what constitutes male beauty, that it’s not even open to debate. He may not have been your TYPE-whatever that would be-but he was drop-dead gorgeous.

The nude pic doesn’t look like him.

I never thought that he and Shirley favored, but I can kind of see it now.

They should do an all male version of Steel Magnolias and he should play the Ouiser role.

@r56,Me too, it's hard to see as adults, but as kids there certainly is a resemblance

Warren sured loved eating snatch! My pussy lips are still sore.

He took Annette because he was old. Even in Bugsy he looked ancient. And that was with make up and lighting!

Like Robert Redford I never found him sexy or attractive despite his good looks. Yeah movie star handsome but it's not enough for me. There has to be some interior heat and it was never there. In fact including for me most of the biggest like Cruise and Newman.

The French are the hot ones: Delon, Belmondo, Philipe, Trintignant, even the young Gabin.

[quote] Like Robert Redford I never found him sexy or attractive despite his good looks. Yeah movie star handsome but it's not enough for me. There has to be some interior heat and it was never there. In fact including for me most of the biggest like Cruise and Newman.

Wow. Thank you, r60, for articulating my reaction to some of the biggest male movie stars of past decades and Brad Pitt now. It's as though Pitt expended whatever heat he had in "Thelma and Louise" and his extraordinary looks have carried him through without it.

I'll give Redford this. As a young teenager, I saw "The Way We Were" on the big screen during its first run (yes, I was around to experience the Pleistocene Epoch).

The adult love story went over my head, but I was such Streisand fanatic.

Anyway, during the college dance scene, that big-screen close-up of Redford's face, in his evening suit and tie, staring down into Streisand's eyes THRILLED me, his face, was that damn beautiful.

As I matured, however, I realized there wasn't much there, there. Redford and Newman needed each other to create a spark.

My taste to male movie stars of yore runs to homely-hot, say, Peter Finch in "The Nun's Story".

I really can't think of a contemporary male actor who has that same thing going.

“ Madonna said he had a nice weiner.”

I’d be happy to have it!

Warren was embarrassed by Shirley’s reincarnation bullshit but kept his mouth shut about it. I doubt they’re close, maybe talk on the phone once a year.

He doesn't get as much now

He's was beautiful and I would have gone to bed with him in a nano second. The thing that makes him unsexy is he always seemed so bored with it all. So above it all. He understood, but refused to believe, that he was a himbo for much of his career.

Alas, he didn't outgrow his ordinariness in the '70s.

Not one picture posted here screams hot. He looks ordinary. Not ugly, not hot, just normal. His dick is also out there and it’s not big.

Steve McQueen was a stud, and he had terrible teeth.

Sean Connery was a stud, and he had ludicrous chest hair and he beat women.

Women back then had terrible standards for looks, hygiene, and behavior. They didn't know any better.

Shockingly grotesque.

6'2" of "ordinariness"

I have a feeling the one saying Beatty was not hot would gush over James Dean.

I wonder how Annette Bening feels, being married to the garbage dick of his generation.

It's like buying a Corvette Stingray at a junkyard for $11, and riding around in the remnants of it.

But Annette Bening is hardly a prize. I think she feels great - an ordinary looking woman taming the beautiful lothario.

I like Annette's rabbit teeth.

When was Warren last seen in public?

Annette has made numerous solo public appearances for the past year or so.

Warren is a vain man who would not want to be photographed in decline, a la Dietrich.

Annette Bening was sexy AF. She wasn't a glamour girl but she has "It" -- brains, a sense of humor, and an elegant inborn sex appeal.

They were a weird pairing

[quote] His dick is also out there and it’s not big.

Link, please. And not the faux one R6 posted.

That is a real picture, R78. He did nude modeling when he was younger and attending Northwester U.

Annette Bening troll @ R76.

James Deen wasn’t hot either but he had a certain look and charisma about him.

R6 Fluffed?

^ No, you don't get to fuck every starlet in Hollywood with a 🍄

It is a real picture, R79, it's just not a real picture of Warren. There's a passing resemblance, but it's not him.

Okay I was thinking he must have had a nose job

[quote]That is a real picture, [R78]. He did nude modeling when he was younger and attending Northwester U.

That is not WB. The guy looks nothing like him in the face.

James Deen

OH, DEAR

Leslie Caron said no other man was ever as good as Warren in sex.

That is Warren Beatty in the nude photo. Nobody on DL has a single shred of evidence that it is not.

R89, look at the hands - stubby fingers compared to Warrens long ones in the other photos

R87 R81 There is/was a porn star called James Deen.

He was famous for his anal scenes and sense of humor, but he got cancelled a few years ago when a dozen women came forward accusing him of slapping them around porn sets and basically raping them on- and off-camera. He always did have an air of anger under that humor.

He was a good fuck.

He really had a thing for pleasing women, like an obsession. It was just a simple chase-catch-and-kill thing, which is why so many women crawled into bed with him.

My favorite Beatty lothario story was in one of his biographies. Back in the 70's, when it was easier to get ahold of celebrities, a woman in flyover land was given Beatty's phone number by a friend. She was miserable: she'd recently had cancer and undergone a total mastectomy, which in those days didn't have the high-quality plastic surgery as follow up. She hated her body, and her husband of many years was turned off and no longer sleeping with her.

She got a hold of Beatty, and poured her heart out. He was outraged - how dare her husband treat her that way! If he was there with her, he'd f*ck her himself! In fact, he sent her a plane ticket to LA and did just that, for an entire weekend. The women went home, in much better mental shape than she'd obviously been in.

“The women went home, in much better mental shape than she'd obviously been in.“

She brought a friend?

He was gorgeous as a young man, but as time went on, those rabbit teeth became more and more obvious, and his eyes seemed to get smaller. Shirley always had those little eyes, too, but they're cute on her, IMO.

I’ve never considered Shirley MacLaine attractive.

She was very cute as a young actress and dancer. No ever claimed she was a great beauty, and you can't really see it in still photos, but she was sparky and adorable.

R97 Too bad she wrecked it all by having such a miserable-old-cunt personality.

She also believed in aliens and reincarnation. Bitchy AND crazy.

Says you, R97. You should have mentioned crazy.

Did you know that none of the Rat Pack would sleep with her? Even Dean Martin, the one she craved. Source is her autobiography.

I worked in a store in NYC where Shirley MacLaine was a client. When she came in she was all scarves and crystals with springs on her sneakers with a literal huge head to rival Julie Andrews’.

[quote]That is Warren Beatty in the nude photo. Nobody on DL has a single shred of evidence that it is not.

And you don’t have a single shred of evidence that it is.

R90 true. The face could be him when very young but fingers are short and stubby. Beatty has beautuful long fingers.

He was Hot!

Because...

He walked into the party

Like he was walking onto a yacht

His hat was stategically dipped below one eye

His scarf, it was apricot

He had one eye in the mirror as he watched himself gavotte,

and all the girls dreamed they'd be his partner-dreamed they be his partner... AND...

R99, She had a years long affair with married Robert Mitchum.

Mitchum seems like the fun type of substance abuser that would make a no strings fling fun.

Carly Simon always said the song was not about Warren Beatty or Mick Jagger.

Before it became a thing and a legend Carly was pretty clear that it wasn't about anyone in particular.

Shirley was also a mother who caused lifelong trauma with no conscience and would be very annoyed if somebody pointed it out to her. Like her own daughter who seems to have been put through the emotional meat grinder.

R108 she probably wrote it about James Taylor who was abusive to her. Or maybe she wrote it about all male rockstars, she would probably know how arrogant they are. She also wrote A Legend In His Own Time about rock stars or maybe about James Taylor.

I mean God bless Carly. I love her. That she could milk it into superstardom and rock legend more power to her.

@r107, Excuse me...

"discussed in biography. “You're So Vain,” like the album No Secrets, reached number one on the Billboard chart in 1973. She eventually revealed the subject of the song to be actor Warren Beatty."

Just sayin'

I love him in The Roman Spring of Mrs Stone because, even though his Italian accent is dreadful, he just goes for it. He's way over the top but so charming and sexy that you understand why the demure Leigh would be drawn to him.

A man that fine and that generous has let some gay men mouth get on that penis. Lucky whores.

If there's any male actor that I had to guess if they used the casting couch, he would be my first choice.

Oh, R105, that makes up for every bitchy thing.

[quote]She was very cute as a young actress and dancer. No ever claimed she was a great beauty, and you can't really see it in still photos, but she was sparky and adorable.

She was "sparky and adorable" in "The Trouble With Harry" - her first movie.

Hey, Sparky R117, why are you answering your own post?

Supposedly, Madonna's hit song "Take A Bow" is about him. If you really listen to the lyrics, it seems obvious she's talking about getting her heart broken by a narcissistic actor. But when it came time to shoot the music video, she chose a bullfighter as her love interest.

^It’s not. You just wanted a reason to shoehorn her into this thread.

He made a cameo in the Ghetto Superstar video as the song is featured on the Bulworth soundtrack. Halle Berry would’ve looked good on his arm.

[quote]"Recently, we were on the phone talking politics and who knows what else when he said, 'I remember why we broke up.' I said, 'When were we together?' Then I hung up and asked myself, Did I sleep with Warren? I kind of remember. I guess I did. Probably once."

^ He was using his usual line on her and she didn’t get it

I have a friend whose sister was his girlfriend for a while. He met Beatty in NY at his sister's flat, where he plopped down on the sofa and talked about football and himself for a while, stood up, stretched, and left. He did not make a good impression on my friend. This was in about 1960.

Slightly of topic, but it's been mentioned already, No Secrets was about as good as an album gets.

Beatty was in his prime during Kaleidoscope. (1966)

I saw him about 15 years ago — already old looking — he was leaning against the wall at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion at intermission

Words fail to describe his hotness and the understated way he was standing there alone, looking very nonchalant

It was a microsecond look burned in me forever

"Bulworth" was pretty funny.

If Warren Beatty were gay we would be asking-'

How Did Warren Beatty get so much MUSSY?

R127 I LOVE that story!!

@r119, "Take a Bow" is probably my favorite Madonna song, but I always thought it was about Sean Penn 🤷‍♂️

It was his eyes. His eyes with long lashes and the way he looked at women making them feel desirable. Women will undress for that.

I always heard that Warren Beatty was more smitten with Madonna than she was with him, according to her brother Chris, anyway. He did most of the chasing and she thought it amusing that this old-time Hollywood movie star would go for her

Madonna has never liked older men and treated Warren pretty bad in Truth or Dare, not that he didn't probably deserve it

I saw him once in Chicago at the Four Seasons Hotel where he and Annette were doing the press junket for the Warner Bros. film, Love Affair. It was at the front of the restaurant, where I worked, and she was throwing a tantrum or having a fight with him and he was trying to calm her down. I think she was reportedly pregnant at the time.

I remember thinking, given their age difference, he probably had to tolerate a lot of that, at the time.

^^ This was 1994.

Threads like this are the upside of my ambivalence with you bitches.

[quote] Carly Simon always said the song was not about Warren Beatty or Mick Jagger.

She revealed that the song was about David Geffen.

Allegedly, the expression “What’s new pussycat?” was coined by Warren, his standard telephone greeting to his many female conquests, and later used as the title to this film.

@r137, "She revealed that the song was about David Geffen. "

"discussed in biography. “You're So Vain,” like the album No Secrets, reached number one on the Billboard chart in 1973. She eventually revealed the subject of the song to be actor Warren Beatty."

I was his procurer whenever we would vacation abroad.

When you consider that Leslie Howard, The Scarlet Pimpernel, was the golden age's biggest pussy hound, you get the impression that pretty boys who are slightly femmy, non-threatening, with a big dick, get the most pussy.

And nobody comes close to me.

R139- I always thought that song was referring to James Taylor.

R138 sounds about as true as his middle name being Peace Master.

[quote]Hey, Sparky [R117], why are you answering your own post?

R118, I’m not R97.

I didn’t know Warren Beatty was a veterinarian who specialized in treating cats, Dorothy. Is that why Blanche says she wishes he would make a house call to check on her pussy cat?

R130

Thank you for your kind words. I don’t know if anyone has mentioned the movie Shampoo. Beatty is a hairdresser loved by all women — great shots of him on his motorcycle, blow dryer in back pocket , zipping through Beverly Hills.

R146, And we see his bare ass.

OMG OMG! Amazon has just signed him for a re-make of SHAMPOO!

He's been cast in the Julie Christie role.

R148 - I assume you're kidding. Shampoo would have to top the list of 70s movies too much of their time to bother remaking. How about Zendaya for a remake of "Diary of a Mad Housewife" while we're at it?

It was said he was nice to women as opposed to other male stars, directors, producers and rock stars of the time - like Steve McQueen, Rex Harrison, Oliver Reed, John Lennon, Marlon Brando, Richard Harris. Knocking women around was a “normal” thing in those days.

Timothy Dalton was hotter and he did Beatty around.

Agreed. Any intel on Dalton's sex life?

[quote]Knocking women around was a “normal” thing in those days.

Um, no it wasn't.

I'm not saying he was unattractive but status and charisma count for a lot.

R154, Tell that to George C. Scott.

Oh, yeah, R154?

I don't think you'd have to tell that to George C Scott. He knew he had it. Kept beating the shit out of Ava and she kept going back to him. I saw him twice on stage and I hate myself for saying this but he was great.

Wasn't he in Patton and Dr. Strange love?

Maybe Ava kept going back for his monster ass.

Yes he was in those two films but he was even greater on stage. And one of the plays was Noel Coward! I was gobsmacked at how funny he was.

Ava and George C Scott had something in common - ALCOHOLISM.

After their last fight and break-up she said she never heard from him again.

She still had great beauty when they both did The Bible. But she was getting old fast and he lost all interest.

R162, Because Sinatra had his goons pay Scott a visit and he never went near Ava again.

R119 Bullworth.

I bet George C had a huge dong.

After his looks were gone, stupid bitches thought he was Warren Buffet. They were rather disappointed.

[quote]I bet George C had a huge dong.

To go along with his huge ass.

[QUOTE]Any intel on Dalton's sex life?

Well, he impregnated Mel Gibson's Russian girlfriend before Mel got his hands on her.

He was also known to drive a Subaru. No joke.

Warren ❤️👅🐈‍⬛

R166, Colleen Dewhurst married him, divorced him and then married him again and divorced him a second time.

I remember when George was interviewing Lestah for a porno movie.

I guess you have to be ancient to find him attractive. Paul Newman was a million times hotter.

Well his far more handsome son was nude in Pericles at the Public. He didn't have a huge dong but to be fair he had just come out of a very cold sea.

R174 - If you mean Stephen Beatty then it's likely because of the transition drugs he's been taking for the last 12 years. If you mean Benjamin Beatty then really who cares... he looks a lot more like Annette than Warren, and not in a good way.

You’ve got to love DL- Streep and Day Lewis can’t act, Streisand can’t sing, the Beatles sucked, Beatty was ordinary…

I remember watching “Shampoo” on TV and finding myself absent-mindedly masturbating. His sex appeal was HYPNOTIC. I’ve jerked it zillions of times — but for some reason I remember that one distinctly. The reason: Warren.

To each his own.

The man was GORGEOUS.

R177 - yes, he was extraordinarily good looking but he's also extremely magnetic and charming as well. That's a rare combination. Plus he's an intelligent man.

I've read that he also just really loves women - and makes them feel amazing. Listens to them, finds out what they like, etc. THAT was extremely rare for his generation - seriously.

I absolutely hate Warren in long hair.

Pete Davidson hasn't seen pussy since his mother pushed him out.

I think he was handsome but his high, reedy, wheedling voice was always a big turnoff for me. And I don’t ever find him convincing as an actor.

But as R179 and others have pointed out, he was the rare straight man who actually seemed to like women and to be interested in their experiences and their views. He listened. That was rare then, and I’ll bet a lot of women would tell you it’s still rare.

And if he told them they were beautiful, had hot bodies and was willing to pleasure them for hours, why wouldn’t he get a reputation as a great lover? Lots of straight guys are attracted to women, want to fuck them, but don’t really like them. And I’ll bet there are still straiht men who find it distasteful to go down on a woman, even though they know it is now expected.

What works in Beatty’s favor is that he stayed on friendly terms with ALL his famous exes — Julie Christie, Leslie Caron, Diane Keaton, name them, they never had anything but good things to say about him after. And many of them broke up with him, not the other way around. I have a friend who worked with him re publicity on two of his films, and she said he often mentioned his famous exes with great affection, that he often talked on the phone with Christie and Keaton, and that he was very intelligent. And no, he didn’t come on to her, he treated her with respect as a colleague and was interested to get her advice about press people.

R182 - Yep - a lover of women instead of a womanizer. HUGE difference.

Particularly back then when women were constantly seen as less intelligent AND particularly in the film industry where women were abused by so many lecherous producers and industry people.

A respectful man who believe in feminism and equality BEFORE the movement - that was a unicorn. Plus he's beautiful, rich and famous and intelligent.

The thunderous sound of panties dropping when he walked into a room must have been ear-crashing.

[quote]And I’ll bet there are still straiht men who find it distasteful to go down on a woman

It's not that so much as they have no idea what to do once they're down there. And straight men seem incapable of reading their partner's responses. Warren Beatty IS/WAS a womanizer, it's just that it was more than a notch on the bedpost, it wasn't an itch that needed to be scratched like most of them.