Anyone else looking forward to seeing Steve Bannon behind bars? Throwing his ass in prison, even if only for 4 months, is almost as gratifying as having Trump go to prison. I can't stand the motherfucker. I said almost. Trump would be the cherry on top.
Yes!!!!!!!! I hate that ugly fucker. Echhhhh
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 26, 2024 7:22 AM |
Did he commit an actual crime or did he pay the hooker to not spread the news he was a lousy fuck too.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 26, 2024 7:45 AM |
Count me in OP I hate that POS. Hoping he pisses off fellow inmates and personal and they get him good in any way possible. This spoiled piece of Trump Shit deserves whatever CUMS at him!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 26, 2024 8:24 AM |
Will he admit his alcoholism to the Federal Marshalls when they take him into custody and facilitate his detox, or will he say nothing hoping to have a massive sezuire while in custody so he can blame his lack of alcohol detox on the Feds?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 26, 2024 9:24 AM |
Good.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 26, 2024 9:59 AM |
Another feel good story. I love feel good stories.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 26, 2024 10:24 AM |
I hope he gets the Whitey Bulger treatment!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 26, 2024 10:53 AM |
You mean that black prisoners are sexually assaulting white ones in US R7?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 26, 2024 10:55 AM |
R7 r8
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 26, 2024 11:00 AM |
No, R8.
Skip down to "Death".
I wouldn't wish for Bannon to be sexually assaulted, the other prisoners will be suffering enough just to look at and smell him.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 26, 2024 11:06 AM |
Still having a big following after fleecing disabled war veterans is the new republican party
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 26, 2024 11:14 AM |
They love being screwed over, as long as the people screwing them "own some libs" along the way!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 26, 2024 11:20 AM |
They’re only really “owning” disabled war veterans
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 26, 2024 11:36 AM |
I can smell him right through the internet 🤮
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 26, 2024 11:39 AM |
R13, the idea of Bannon stealing from disabled war veterans disgusts good people and Democrats, therefore MAGAts feel like supporting Bannon anyway is "owning the Libs". If we're upset about something, anything, then they love it. It doesn't matter who is hurt in the process.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 26, 2024 11:43 AM |
Note to self: make sure checks go out to RFK Jr. and Cornell West before you leave town.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 26, 2024 11:45 AM |
Does Bannon have any recourse left for getting out of this mess? IS HE REALLY GOING TO THE SLAMMER OR AM I BEING MERCILESSLY TEASED ONCE AGAIN...? I just cannot believe this may really happen.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 26, 2024 10:11 PM |
He's exhausted all appeals, right? He can't be happy about it even though his attitude says otherwise. He'll still be able to talk to the Trump campaign while in prison. I hope every word is recorded.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 26, 2024 10:34 PM |
I hope the motherfucker gets a shiv in his gut the first day.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 26, 2024 10:37 PM |
Can someone explain why he wears two collared shirts? He must smell like a fucking hippo.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 26, 2024 10:38 PM |
Wanna bet Steve will become the winemaker in jail producing brews so foul even the most hardened, desperate prisoners won't drink it?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 26, 2024 10:41 PM |
SCOTUS HAS DENIED BANNON'S APPEAL!!! At least they did one thing right this week.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 28, 2024 9:23 PM |
Enjoy prison, Steve.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 28, 2024 9:25 PM |
How much longer does Navarro have to go?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 28, 2024 9:38 PM |
Fuck, Yeah!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 28, 2024 10:43 PM |
I'm sure he's still in constant communication with Trump. But that would stop if he- or both of them- were incarcerated. And as the next four months are so crucial, this could be detrimental to the Trump campaign.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 28, 2024 10:50 PM |
Why, r20? He’s just fly around the room backwards for 10 minutes, spewing rancid pus everywhere as other inmates tried to knock him down.
Maybe they’ll just sick his head on a pike. That’ll suffice for me.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 28, 2024 11:23 PM |
^^I"m on ya beam, my brother!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 28, 2024 11:29 PM |
Is he going to a Club Fed or a real prison?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 28, 2024 11:33 PM |
Apparently the prison he's going to in Connecticut houses a rough crowd of sex fiends and various other lowlifes. So no, he won't be in a club Fed facility. And he is reportedly quite terrified, they say.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 29, 2024 2:35 PM |
I pray the worst of the worst in that prison are democrats. LOL
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 29, 2024 2:36 PM |
Excellent news R31
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 29, 2024 4:54 PM |
Delicious...
[quote]NBC News reported that Bannon has already been assigned an inmate number by the federal Bureau of Prisons: 05635-509.
[quote]His sentence will overlap with that of Navarro, who started his four-month jail stint in March after being convicted on the same charges.
[quote]Unlike Navarro, however, Bannon has a separate criminal detainer placed on him related to his pending trial in Manhattan for defrauding supporters of the “We Build the Wall” movement. That means he must report to a low-level federal facility instead of a camp, which is must less strict on inmates and is where Navarro has been since the spring.
[quote]While Navarro’s biggest pain behind bars is likely sheer boredom and slow communications, a source said Bannon will be on a more rigid day-to-day schedule that has less freedom of movement, stricter check-ins, and will be surrounded by more dangerous criminals.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 29, 2024 5:02 PM |
Ha! I hope he’s fucking terrified the entire time and tormented endlessly. It would serve him right.
May he also be held indefinitely pending trial for his OTHER charge of fraud. I hope he never gets out.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 29, 2024 5:45 PM |
I hope they make him shower regularly in prison
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 29, 2024 5:52 PM |
It’s supposedly an ancient prep school look, R21. He calls it “beach” style? Because you wear extra clothes to the beach?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 29, 2024 6:30 PM |
He looks like he lives under a bridge and eats out of Dumpsters.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 29, 2024 6:47 PM |
Finally and I pity the other prisoners who have to listen to his big mouth. Maybe they'll beat the shit out of him.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 29, 2024 7:27 PM |
Beautiful. Enjoy prison, cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 29, 2024 9:43 PM |
This will be his first stint in prison. He's very likely to get a much longer sentence once he goes on trial for his theft of all that 'build the wall' money.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 30, 2024 11:19 AM |
May your forced showers be the least of the torments you face in the slammer, you putrid traitor.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 30, 2024 12:17 PM |
I second that emotion, r42
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 30, 2024 6:46 PM |
It pleases me to no end that I can share this happy news reminder during such a sad time in political history. Trump and his minions are pure trash... str8 to the core.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 30, 2024 7:36 PM |
[QUOTE]He's expected to surrender to prison on Monday with the help of his prison consultant, Sam Mangel, who also counts Trump’s locked up pal Peter Navarro as a client
A prison consultant!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 30, 2024 7:56 PM |
The best part is he doesn't get out until 5 days before election day which means that is one less obnoxious voice we will have to listen to before election day.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 30, 2024 8:10 PM |
He is both vile and dangerous yet I actually am concerned for his well-being - as I don't want any chance of him becoming a martyr by dying while in custody. This isn't gonna end well.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 30, 2024 8:21 PM |
He's also got a state trial in September. Does anybody know how that will be handled since he'll still be in prison?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 30, 2024 9:47 PM |
When Bannon was arrested for the charges Trump later pardoned him, he was arrested on the yacht of a Chinese billionaire Guo Wengui who was also later arrested on fraud charges. This Guo Wengui person's trial started May 24, 2024 in Manhattan, but for the life of me I can't find a verdict, or any outcome for the trial. It is just like it never concluded or if it did no one wrote about it. Something smells fishy, Anyone know the result of this trial?
Another cool aspect of this story: Trump when he was President was just about to deport the Guo Wengui when Trump was told the Guo Wengui was a paying member of his Mar-a-lago club and poof the deportation of Guo Wengui was rescinded. There is an article about this in The Independent but since Muriel doesn't approve of that source I won't link that.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 30, 2024 11:57 PM |
I so hope the media covers him going into the prison today. And I hope there is a huge group of anti-Bannon protestors there to mock him to his face as he goes in.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 1, 2024 9:46 AM |
Happy Steve Bannon Has to Take a Shower Day for those who Celebrate it!
Prayers for the poor soul who has to do his body cavity search. I hope they offer you counseling, afterwards buddy.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 1, 2024 10:32 AM |
Cry like the bitch boy you are, Scabby!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 1, 2024 6:32 PM |
NYT ran a puff piece interview of Bannon this morning, gave him free rein (other than deleting the “fucks”). He said Trump was too far to the left.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 1, 2024 7:04 PM |
Is he dead yet?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 1, 2024 7:59 PM |
Probably still violently sobbing about having to shower, R54.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 1, 2024 8:12 PM |
Has he had a violent seizure from alcohol detox yet? I'm sure the U.S. Marshalls service has been aware for some time of his particular vulnerability.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 1, 2024 8:39 PM |
Bet he's out by Labor Day
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 1, 2024 9:33 PM |
I suspect he's going to be surrounded and "gently asked" to supplement current prisoners' accounts in the canteen because they know cash follows Bannon and he's irrevocably soft.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 1, 2024 9:44 PM |
Oh shit, it’s only four months, they probably asked Merrick Dickhole Garland nicely to put him a cell alone for the whole time.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 1, 2024 9:50 PM |
I will never forget when Bannon began working at trump's White House his paperwork was filled out as Stephen Bannon No Fixed Address. He's a literal fucking hobo so having an address for a few months is actually a step up for this oozing boil.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 1, 2024 10:11 PM |
If his personal residence is as messy as he is, he's probably been evicted for poor housekeeping, R60.
And yes, they do evict people for being slobs and hoarders.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 1, 2024 10:15 PM |
Oh he has a shitty little clubhouse for Nazis in DC somewhere. A pied-a-turd. Pied-a-terrorists. He must have a coffin in the basement.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 1, 2024 10:18 PM |
At one of his former places the landlord found the jacuzzi had been filled with acid and padlocks on interior doors.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 1, 2024 10:20 PM |
That’s Sondheim’s basement, don’t get off track.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 1, 2024 10:21 PM |
Hopefully he detoxed before today.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 1, 2024 10:29 PM |
Friend of Flynn, friend of VPutin, brother of Betsy DeVos and murderer Eric Prince had a "press conference", re: convict Bannon (CroMarge was there to support these "patriots"). Another fella let off the hook by MAGA Merrick. Thanks, buddy!
"Blackwater founder Erik Prince warns the guards at Danbury prison that they better take good care of Steve Bannon and make sure nothing happens to him or they will be held accountable."
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 1, 2024 11:38 PM |
I'm sure the guards' union appreciates the bullying.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 1, 2024 11:48 PM |
Just like the Capitol Police officers who were beaten appreciate MAGA Merrick allowing the congresspeople and other rich, white Republicans responsible for J6 slide I guess those guards and their union will just have to deal with King Trump's skeevy court jester being their boss man for four months, R67.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 1, 2024 11:55 PM |
That’s Defense Secretary Erik Prince to you.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 2, 2024 12:23 AM |
I wonder if Bannon went through the regular procedures upon check-in at this 'hotel'?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 2, 2024 1:23 AM |
What the fuck is Erik Prince waving his tiny dick around for? Someone frag his ass
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 2, 2024 1:49 AM |
The priest really defiled St Ignatius Loyola
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 2, 2024 12:04 PM |
Aren’t the Jesuits known for championing scholarship and rigorous academia, not criminality?
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 2, 2024 1:57 PM |
Scholarship in the service of criminality.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 2, 2024 2:17 PM |
Wonder how Bannon slept last night, horribly I hope.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 2, 2024 4:47 PM |
He's probably on heavy doses of librium or some other benzo to stave off DTs. Don't know if they'd give him enough for slumber.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 2, 2024 5:41 PM |
Well, then Ignatius needs to get to some smiting up in here.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 2, 2024 6:23 PM |
I want to know if there has been any buzz about how Bannon is doing in the Big House. Any press I've missed, or does anyone here know something juicy? I hate that slob.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 28, 2024 1:03 AM |
I hope it's been horrible for him.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 28, 2024 2:10 PM |
Imagine the smell.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 28, 2024 2:59 PM |
I hope they accidentally forget to bring his detox meds on time. It would be terrible if he went into a hard withdrawal.
I hope every prison gang shakes him down for their canteen account top ups every hour on the hour.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 28, 2024 4:02 PM |
I absolutely HATE what he does. But I wish him 4 months of sobriety
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 28, 2024 4:17 PM |
Crusty, oozing, syphilitic
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 28, 2024 4:52 PM |
Is this what the master race looks like?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 28, 2024 5:00 PM |
[QUOTE]I absolutely HATE what he does. But I wish him 4 months of sobriety
He's in danger of going the Amy Winehouse way once he gets out.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 28, 2024 6:01 PM |
Can we get Amy back if he croaks? Because I’d love to exchange him for Amy.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 28, 2024 11:21 PM |
I cannot find anything of interest or info on Bannon aside from a wiki that offers up a slate of other notable prisoners that have been incarcerated there. I'd love to know what the facility is like for these "special/notable" inmates. C'mon, spill what you've heard. Prying minds might enjoy some dirt on the subject.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 31, 2024 9:56 PM |
I wonder if he's talking to people with the Trump campaign while behind bars. Something tells me he's losing his shit because he can't do anything and all his calls are recorded.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 4, 2024 12:42 PM |
I’m counting the days-S L O W L Y because 4 months is not nearly enough for a POS like that.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | August 4, 2024 7:16 PM |
It is the perfect time for him to be locked away. He has had so much involvement in the Trump ideology. He is a disgusting excuse for a human.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | August 5, 2024 9:40 PM |
Isn’t he up for another trial for his “build the wall “ scam as soon as he gets released for this?
by Anonymous | reply 91 | August 6, 2024 2:29 AM |
I have no idea R91. I'm not sure what is planned upon release. If Trump is elected he will probably be made Secretary of State and there will be no more trials.
About that wall ... Trump completed what... about 14 - 15 miles of "The Wall" and he has proudly announced he is going to finish it once he gets back into office. Just one more great reason why he's not getting back anywhere near the oval office. The cost ... the stupidity of building that damn wall. It is colossal waste of taxpayer money.
I'm wondering if the press will be there upon Bannon's release. I want to see how he looks. Has he fattened up more on a diet of white bread, potatoes and spaghetti, or has he spent 4 months exercising and dieting. I think I can guess the answer.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | August 6, 2024 7:11 AM |