What is the worst film you've ever seen?
Really bad movies
by Anonymous | reply 166 | June 28, 2024 5:11 PM |
It’s a tie: The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
and
The Blair Witch Project
Even Caligula pales in comparison.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 25, 2024 12:57 PM |
Ruby’s Dream with Joe Pesci, Titanic 666, Wake the Witch, Lost in the Dark.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 25, 2024 12:57 PM |
Cabin Boy
Into the Woods
That stupid Gotti movie with John Travolta
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 25, 2024 12:58 PM |
Waterworld wins this hands down for me. Even Plan 9 From Outer Space was more coherent and believable
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 25, 2024 12:58 PM |
Angel Heart. Just horrible.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 25, 2024 12:58 PM |
Cruising.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 25, 2024 1:00 PM |
Meet The Parents, Meet The Fockers. and Little Fockers
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 25, 2024 1:02 PM |
Celebrating fifty years of inflicting agony in 2024.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 25, 2024 1:21 PM |
R8 I hope you are in therapy for your PTSD for that, there are some promising new treatments now.
And with over a dozen tours of duty under your belt, you need them
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 25, 2024 1:35 PM |
At my age, I've seen more movies than I can remember. I've probably forgotten any bad ones I saw 30 or 40 years ago. A couple of years ago, though, I streamed the Austrailian film "True History of the Kelly Gang", which was the worst movie I had ever watched. But I recently watched "I Saw the TV Glow". What a piece of shit. I still think "Kelly Gang" is the worst, but "TV" is giving it a run for its money.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 25, 2024 1:42 PM |
I don't see movies I don't think I'm going to enjoy, but Black Swan was horrible. I don't know how I kept myself from walking out of the theater.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 25, 2024 1:45 PM |
"Light Sleeper" from 1992 with Willem Dafoe and Susan Sarandon. Ugh.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 25, 2024 2:12 PM |
Seberg.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 25, 2024 2:15 PM |
V.I. Warshawski was awful. Worst music I've ever heard in a theatrical release. Great casting, horrible execution.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 25, 2024 2:21 PM |
The Reincarnation of Peter Proud
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 25, 2024 2:31 PM |
My best friend and I use John Houstons' The Dead as the measure for worst movie we ever sat through.
We were college sophomores and I dragged her to it. She still holds it against my movie picking abilities.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 25, 2024 2:41 PM |
The Prince of Tides
Ishtar
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 25, 2024 2:48 PM |
That’s plain dumb—it’s a very fine film. R16
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 25, 2024 2:48 PM |
R16. And I think The Dead is probably one of my top 20 movies. But I love the Joyce story, the Hustons, and the universally superb cast.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 25, 2024 2:50 PM |
M. Night Shyamalan's Old.
The premise was decent. The execution ruined everything.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 25, 2024 2:51 PM |
Cat People.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 25, 2024 2:53 PM |
Three that come to mind are THE FIRST WIVES CLUB, the Kenneth Branagh FRANKENSTEIN with DeNiro, and MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 25, 2024 2:58 PM |
Paddington fucking 2. Rule Britannia post-Brexit agitprop.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 25, 2024 3:02 PM |
Sex and the City. The second one was especially cringeworthy.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 25, 2024 3:11 PM |
I forgot to mention the first SEX AND THE CITY movie as another one of the absolute worst I've ever seen. I've heard from many people that the second one was even worse, which is hard for me to imagine.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 25, 2024 3:17 PM |
The last one I paid to see was a Hulk movie directed by Chang and Eng or whatever his name was (he of "crouching tiger hidden bullshit)" I forget who played the hulk, he looked like a poor man's Victor Garber. Horrible doesn't even begin to describe how horrible it was. .the guy played Victor Von Doom on something else and I so don't care I'm not even going to Google it.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 25, 2024 3:35 PM |
Tarzan, the Ape Man, starring the irrelevant Bo Derek. What a piece of crap.
“They’re painting my hair! They’re painting it WHIIIIITE!” One of the worst line readings in movie history.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 25, 2024 3:36 PM |
Eye of the Beholder with Ashley Judd and Ewan McGregor comes to mind. I saw it at a second-run movie theater on a whim, and the audience was laughing out loud at certain parts (where that response was definitely not intended), it was so terrible.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 25, 2024 3:42 PM |
I mixed up my actors. The hulk was Eric Bana.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 25, 2024 3:43 PM |
Martyrs.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 25, 2024 3:44 PM |
Agreed, R28, but that TARZAN did have the major saving grace of Miles O'Keefe's truly spectacular body, one of the most breathtakingly beautiful ever captured on film, IMHO :-)
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 25, 2024 3:45 PM |
Wind
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 25, 2024 4:21 PM |
"Hackers" with Angelina Jolie. Wretched.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 25, 2024 4:47 PM |
Tied between The Blair Witch Project and The Dark Tower
I am sure I have seen worse movies but I was looking forward to those 2 and they both sucked so so so bad.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 25, 2024 5:04 PM |
The Chronicles of Riddick, Ultraviolet, The Village, Mother!, and Baseketball were movies I actually walked out of, it was so bad.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 25, 2024 5:10 PM |
The Number 23 and Boondock Saints.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 25, 2024 5:22 PM |
Exorcist II: The Heretic
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 25, 2024 5:22 PM |
Talk to Me
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 25, 2024 5:31 PM |
The Human Centipede, bar none. This is the most depraved, disgusting film ever created and anyone who doesn't agree is just as depraved. And I never say something like that about opinions, but if you like this film, there is something inherently wrong with you.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 25, 2024 5:36 PM |
It was Hawt!🧎🏼➡️🧎🏼➡️🧎🏼➡️🧎🏼➡️
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 25, 2024 5:45 PM |
Bad bad or fun bad?
As far as the latter goes, I'd say "The Lonely Lady." It was such a perfect object that I went back to the theater twice that week, not sure if I'd ever get to see it again (long before videocassettes and DVDs, much less streaming). When it was released on Blu-Ray after decades I got my first Blu-Ray player to watch it again.
"I don't suppose I'm the only one who's had to FUCK her way to the top!"
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 25, 2024 5:51 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 25, 2024 5:59 PM |
"Revenge" starring Kevin Costner, Madeline Stowe and Anthony Quinn. The only good part was when my friend farted and everyone around us got the giggles.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 25, 2024 6:03 PM |
A dreary, dour and dull film in which nothing really happens. Roger Ebert gave it 11/2 ⭐out of ⭐⭐⭐⭐He was being generous. It was Kate Jackson's film debut, and though she has the lead female role, her name isn't featured on the poster. David Selby who play's Jackson's husband is an unappealing leading man. This was the second feature film based on the popular TV series. The first, House of Dark Shadows, is considerably better.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 25, 2024 6:14 PM |
Moonfall. It’s jaw-droppingly terrible.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 25, 2024 6:22 PM |
I'm going to have to say this has the worst poster for a movie
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 25, 2024 6:22 PM |
R35, I wonder, what were you expecting from THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT that you didn't get?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 25, 2024 6:27 PM |
That Psycho remake with Anne HeHe and Vince Vaughn was beyond bad. I do have a fond memory of seeing it in the theater. My friends and I indulged in a little wacky weed beforehand and smuggled in some wine. At a tense, quiet moment in the film (not the shower scene, darnit), my friend Amanda kicked the wine bottle and you could hear it clinking all the way to the front of the theater. Followed by her really loud giggles. This always makes me 🤣.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 25, 2024 6:29 PM |
R49, we're all sure glad we never went to the movies with you and your childish friends.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 25, 2024 6:33 PM |
R50 needs to change her tampon.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 25, 2024 6:36 PM |
Last Rites, starring Daphne Zuniga as some sort of seductive Mexican mistress to a mob boss. She seeks help from a priest (Tom Berenger) and ends up having sex with him. Zuniga has so much trouble with her accent AND acting sexy, that when she gets shot at the end of the movie, it’s a relief.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 25, 2024 6:38 PM |
BreakingTthe Waves with Emma Watson. Written by Lars von Trier
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 25, 2024 6:39 PM |
Gummo.
I walked out of the theater and waited bored in the lobby for my friend to finish watching it.
I couldn't take it, i felt such a visceral sense of disgust and loathing
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 25, 2024 6:42 PM |
The Box
Synecdoche, New York
Anything with Madonna
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 25, 2024 7:07 PM |
American Woman with Sienna Miller, Aaron Paul, and Amy Madigan. Boring as fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 25, 2024 7:10 PM |
Blood Sucking Freaks.
As someone once said, "If you enjoy watching this movie, I honestly don't want to know you."
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 25, 2024 7:22 PM |
Marguerite Duras' 1975 film "India Song". Total dreck. I tried watching it in 15 minute intervals and still gave up.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 25, 2024 7:33 PM |
The Main Event, Funny Lady, The Mirror has Two Faces...
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 25, 2024 7:41 PM |
r48, entertainment
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 25, 2024 7:59 PM |
“Tommy Boy”
“Pret a Porter”
Anything with Madonna.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 25, 2024 8:07 PM |
Tommy Boy is funny!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 25, 2024 8:07 PM |
Jeanne Dielman, 23 Quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 25, 2024 8:22 PM |
Them’s fighting words, r63!!! Lucky for you the people calling it the best movie ever probably can’t throw a punch.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 25, 2024 9:07 PM |
I loved “Jeanne Dielman”. I thought I’d be bored but surprisingly was into it and watched through without stopping.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 25, 2024 9:17 PM |
My friend and I walked out after half an hour. Pretentiously arty and pointless
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 25, 2024 9:17 PM |
Iron fucking Weed.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 25, 2024 9:25 PM |
Helllllooo???
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 25, 2024 9:32 PM |
I actually don't think Hallmark Christmas movies are bad, r68. True, they are formulaic, but that's a large part of their charm. Visually, the films are quite beautiful, not unlike Christmas itself.
Other networks that have tried to emulate the formula -- Lifetime, Netflix, that weird Christian channel that I think Candace Cameron Bure defected to -- haven't quite mastered that formula.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 25, 2024 9:50 PM |
Breaks my heart as ONJs biggest fan but Two of a Kind was so horrible.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 25, 2024 9:52 PM |
R69 they’re all scmaltzy rom-bombs
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 25, 2024 9:54 PM |
Oh, dear r72
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 25, 2024 9:55 PM |
R71, is it as bad as the TV series “Mr. Selfridge” starring the delicious Jeremy Piven? If so: that’s pretty bad.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 25, 2024 9:59 PM |
Are you kidding me? Those Hallmark movies have flat photography and awful music.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 25, 2024 10:09 PM |
Who watches a Hallmark Christmas movie and expects to see Fanny and Alexander?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 25, 2024 10:12 PM |
I'm Thinking of Ending Things. By far the most depressing waste of time I have ever experienced. When you google the title you get a Suicide hotline, which is about how I felt after suffering through the Charlie Kaufman piece of crap starring creepy Jesse Plemons.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 25, 2024 10:13 PM |
[Quote] Paddington fucking 2
Is that a porno?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 25, 2024 10:19 PM |
"The English Patient."
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 25, 2024 10:20 PM |
IN case you never saw Iron fuckng Weed here's a dandy little clip for you.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 25, 2024 10:24 PM |
I'm with r79, I fell asleep twice before I walked out.
But, then I will add to dull and boring, Moonlight.
The prelude to a Down Low hand job pissed me off because of all the wasted potential.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 25, 2024 10:35 PM |
How do you decide between A Stranger Among Us and Shining Through?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 25, 2024 10:38 PM |
[quote]M. Night Shyamalan's Old.
I will see your “Old” and raise you by one “Lady In The Water”.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | June 25, 2024 10:42 PM |
It would take some contemplation to come up with a list, but off the top of my head, an instant answer, would be 'Eyes Wide Shut' (1999).
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 25, 2024 10:56 PM |
Good choice r54.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 25, 2024 11:43 PM |
I remember seeing Shining Through with some friends at the .99 cent theater in our bumfuck town. When movies come around about a year after their release. We were in hysterics over this one.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 26, 2024 12:13 AM |
R80 Pauline Kael on Ironweed
The movie has no momentum-the running time (144 minutes) is like a death sentence. The only moments of reprieve from all the sombre artistry come when Streep sings "He's Me Pal" in the all out, sentimental-Irish balladeer of a decade or two earlier.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 26, 2024 12:36 AM |
Jonathan Livingston Seagull - it made me want to SCREAM BLOODY MURDER.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 26, 2024 1:16 AM |
R89 Oh, fuck I forgot about that. I dreamt about cutting MIchael Keaton's tongue out.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | June 26, 2024 1:36 AM |
Woody Allen's musical Everyone Says I Love You (1996) Whatever Allen was aiming for- it didn't work. Woody's films have been tired and boring for decades.
"A sluggish, sputtering tune-fest performed almost entirely by the vocally challenged"-Washington Post
by Anonymous | reply 91 | June 26, 2024 2:35 AM |
“Nothing But Trouble.”
Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, Dan Ackroyd.
The biggest piece of shit movie I’ve ever seen. Thirty l-something years later, it still takes the cake:
by Anonymous | reply 92 | June 26, 2024 2:45 AM |
wow, I liked those movies. Nothing But Trouble was surreal and insane but unique. Eyes Wide Shut is hypnotic.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 26, 2024 2:52 AM |
Battlefield fucking Earth.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 26, 2024 2:56 AM |
Speed 2. OMG.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 26, 2024 2:58 AM |
Twister had some really bad writing, especially Jami Gertz's character. But it was mindless, cheezy fun.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 26, 2024 4:46 AM |
Another terrible movie was THE PERFECT STORY. Great special effects but awful writing and acting. Although I can't really blame the actors, because the writing was SO bad.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | June 26, 2024 5:38 AM |
[quote]Battlefield fucking Earth.
R94 I've never seen this, but I have heard from anyone that has that is an absolute steaming turd
by Anonymous | reply 99 | June 26, 2024 6:13 AM |
No (love)/hate for Starship Troopers?!
by Anonymous | reply 100 | June 26, 2024 6:24 AM |
I walked out of Magnum Force.
I also hated the original Starwars. I was 22 and griped on the way home that I wasn't a 10 year old boy obsessed with starship battles. Sorry...
by Anonymous | reply 101 | June 26, 2024 6:33 AM |
Another vote for Branagh’s Frankenstein.
Johnny Mnemonic
Bonfire of the Vanities
by Anonymous | reply 102 | June 26, 2024 11:56 AM |
Johnny Mnemonic was AWFUL
by Anonymous | reply 103 | June 26, 2024 12:06 PM |
[Quote] Vanilla Sky
I love that Crowe called it that because he thinks it’s a cool expression, even though it has nothing to do with the story.
He had wanted to name one of his previous movies that, I think “Almost Famous.” The execs were like, what?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 26, 2024 12:17 PM |
I had forgotten how much I hated “Shining Through!” What a stupid piece of crap. Like a 1950’s romance comic with swastikas.
But my all-time worst is still Disney’s “Babes in Toyland.” Total sugary, shitty kitsch! Like a turd covered with Technicolor frosting. Saw this in a theater with my older brother when it first came out. I was 12. Already I had some good sense.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 26, 2024 12:23 PM |
The 1981 horror movie Possession starring the awful Isabelle Adjani.
The only redeeming factor is that Sam Neill is attractive in it.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | June 26, 2024 12:24 PM |
The Thin Red Line.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | June 26, 2024 12:36 PM |
Moment by Moment
Shanghai Surprise
by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 26, 2024 12:44 PM |
💩 Rachel 💩 Getting 💩 Married 💩
by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 26, 2024 12:51 PM |
Sommersby was awful despite the SIZZLING chemistry between Jodie Foster and Richard Gere.
That Crawdads Sing thing was total shit.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | June 26, 2024 1:11 PM |
1997s Titanic aka Waiting for the Iceberg. Endless, unconvincing and I couldn't have cared less about the characters.
" . . . we catch ourselves thinking the unpardonable thought: OK, sink already."-WASHINGTON POST
by Anonymous | reply 111 | June 26, 2024 3:06 PM |
Irma La Douce--horrible and ugly to look at
by Anonymous | reply 112 | June 26, 2024 3:46 PM |
R97 I hated it too. "Vanilla Sky" is an awful and disappointing film, possibly due to Tom Cruise's involvement. It's unfortunate because it's based on the excellent 1997 The Spanish movie "Abre los ojos" (Open Your Eyes). The original film was outstanding, especially with its surprising twist.
Streaming on Amazon prime
by Anonymous | reply 113 | June 26, 2024 7:25 PM |
Armageddon
My god, what trash.
Nothing But Trouble had the late, great Shock G, aka Humpty Hump.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | June 26, 2024 7:35 PM |
NINE
Great source material and cast—Daniel Day Lewis, Nicole Kidman, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, Sophia Loren, Judi Dench—but the whole thing was a big snore and I can’t remember anything about it.
See also: THE PRODUCERS.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | June 26, 2024 7:38 PM |
Anything by Jennifer Anniston
by Anonymous | reply 116 | June 26, 2024 7:47 PM |
The Ralph Bakshi "Lord of the Rings" from 1978.
Assaultingly bad.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | June 26, 2024 8:13 PM |
Over the Top. Or Rhinestone. Or Cobra. Or Rocky 5.
Stallone had a lot of real clunkers during his coke days.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | June 26, 2024 8:36 PM |
Holmes & Watson with Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. It was the only movie I've ever bailed on in a theater. It was THAT bad.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | June 26, 2024 8:38 PM |
Howard the fucking Duck. The theater we saw it in had an employee in a duck suit come down in front of the audience and mime to what I’m guessing was the movie’s theme song. This only added to the strange experience of the film.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | June 26, 2024 8:48 PM |
Bohemian fucking Rhapsody.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | June 26, 2024 8:50 PM |
“Beyond the Forest”.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | June 26, 2024 9:08 PM |
Oh gosh, so many. The one that comes to mind atm is The Avengers movie from 1998. Went to see it with my ex bf at the theater. The room was about 1/4 full. By midway through almost half the audience left. I don't blame them, it was absolutely dreadful! Hands down the worst movie I've seen in a theater. My ex was so disappointed, lol. He had a crush on the tv version of Miss Peel as well as one on Uma Thurman. I don't even know where to start. SLow pace, no chemistry, American made film so it doesn't get the nuance of British culture.
Que Horrible!
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 26, 2024 9:13 PM |
"as well as one on Uma THurman"
by Anonymous | reply 124 | June 26, 2024 9:15 PM |
Six Days and Seven Nights.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | June 26, 2024 9:15 PM |
i was enticed by the character of MGM mogul Louis B Mayer being in it, but Barton Fink meant I wasn't trusted to choose the movie we went to see, for a long time lol. It was just awful, to our gang anyways.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | June 26, 2024 9:16 PM |
r121 YES! and rocketman.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | June 26, 2024 9:33 PM |
I don't know why people like the Royal Tannenbaums or I Heart Huckabee's . I hate self indulging, plot lacking movies.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | June 26, 2024 10:01 PM |
Moonrise Kingdom. Unattractive leading kids. Annoying Wes Anderson filming style.
Licorice Pizza. A missed opportunity for a better movie, as I actually love Paul Thomas Anderson’s work. Again, unattractive, uncharismatic leads, and a story that meanders endlessly to nowhere.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | June 26, 2024 10:29 PM |
[quote]Licorice Pizza. A missed opportunity for a better movie, as I actually love Paul Thomas Anderson’s work. Again, unattractive, uncharismatic leads, and a story that meanders endlessly to nowhere.
"Unattractive, uncharismatic leads" is putting it very kindly and mildly.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | June 26, 2024 10:56 PM |
Allan Quartermain and the Lost City of Gold.
My partner kept falling asleep and waking up thinking he was seeing the same scene over and over again. It was just dreadful.
Sorry Richard Chamberlain, they can't all be SHOGUN.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | June 26, 2024 11:55 PM |
RV with Robin Williams. Truly dreadful.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | June 27, 2024 12:18 AM |
the early sci-fi movies with keanu reeves...soooo bad
by Anonymous | reply 133 | June 27, 2024 12:23 AM |
Sex and the City 2
by Anonymous | reply 134 | June 27, 2024 12:39 AM |
The Tree of Life. I vowed never to watch anything by that director ever again.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | June 27, 2024 12:44 AM |
Life of Pi is not bad visually, but it's very hallow in sentiment .I know the secret of life. It's whatever ending you choose? So delude yourself? That's the big reveal!? No. Just a bit off.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | June 27, 2024 12:52 AM |
A friend and I got drunk and went to Rhinestone as a goof, and boy were we not disappointed.
Highlight was Sylvester Stallone trying to sing country music. His big number was how he turned into a monster when he was drunk, and it was called "Drinkenstein." We howled.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | June 27, 2024 12:53 AM |
Ronaldo and Clara
by Anonymous | reply 138 | June 27, 2024 1:11 AM |
Tokyo Trauma
by Anonymous | reply 139 | June 27, 2024 7:17 PM |
Basic Instinct 2 , Elektra.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | June 27, 2024 10:35 PM |
The Two Jakes. I watched it on TV with a friend. We were both utterly bewildered and abandoned it halfway through.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | June 27, 2024 10:53 PM |
Movies are like pizza. Even the really bad ones are still pretty good.
That said, my vote is for Lipstick, with the Hemingway sisters. Exploitative, misogynistic garbage.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | June 27, 2024 10:57 PM |
[quote]—Mrs. Albert Steele
Is that any relation to me, Mrs. Alfred Steele?
by Anonymous | reply 143 | June 28, 2024 2:00 AM |
I haven't seen any of them, but people have told me about, well, I think it's now over 50, of the worst movies they've ever experienced and there is only one thing they have in common.
I mean, what are the odds?
by Anonymous | reply 144 | June 28, 2024 2:09 AM |
Nell
by Anonymous | reply 145 | June 28, 2024 2:11 AM |
[Quote] The Thin Red Line.
Arguably the best WWII movie ever made.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | June 28, 2024 2:55 AM |
I like arty farty movies but I had zero idea what The Thin Red Line was about.
It was a complete jumble to me.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | June 28, 2024 3:19 AM |
Reply 8 wins-Mame with Lucy-I still can’t believe that happened!
by Anonymous | reply 149 | June 28, 2024 3:22 AM |
Just sayin,the pic of Mrs.Steele reminded me-“The Best of Everything” is great fun-you gotta see it at least once.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | June 28, 2024 3:30 AM |
Snowpiercer
by Anonymous | reply 151 | June 28, 2024 3:40 AM |
[quote]Movies are like pizza. Even the really bad ones are still pretty good.
Well, that's an odd opinion. But maybe you're lucky in that you've never seen a REALLY bad movie.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | June 28, 2024 3:45 AM |
Staying Alive. The only good thing about it was the song.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | June 28, 2024 3:47 AM |
Drive
by Anonymous | reply 154 | June 28, 2024 4:02 AM |
That absurd space movie with Bullock
by Anonymous | reply 155 | June 28, 2024 4:02 AM |
Xanadu was probably the biggest mess ever made.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | June 28, 2024 4:27 AM |
Lost Horizons - the musical.
Shockingly terrible.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | June 28, 2024 4:45 AM |
R157 Lost Horizon. Only one horizon.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | June 28, 2024 4:47 AM |
Grease 2. Looks and sounds like it was being written while the cameras were rolling. Poorly cast, and even though she does her best, Michelle Pfeiffer looks and sounds totally ‘80s.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | June 28, 2024 5:02 AM |
One Horizon, r157...
by Anonymous | reply 160 | June 28, 2024 5:19 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 161 | June 28, 2024 5:24 AM |
[quote]That absurd space movie with Bullock
WHAT???? That was a great movie in every way -- writing, acting, direction, cinematography, special effects.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | June 28, 2024 3:37 PM |
The Paper
Bad Timing
Honeysuckle Rose
Mother Jugs and Speed
Hotel New Hampshire
by Anonymous | reply 163 | June 28, 2024 3:59 PM |
My first “omg this is such a piece of shit” movie was American Anthem. ‘84 or ‘85. Sat through it because Mitch Gaylord’s buff bod had looked so hot in the trailer.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | June 28, 2024 4:16 PM |
too many to mention
by Anonymous | reply 165 | June 28, 2024 4:51 PM |
Another vote for Nell.
And I'll add The Crucible with Daniel Day-Lewis.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | June 28, 2024 5:11 PM |