Separated at birth...

It's a good thing he's richer than God, because he's ugly as sin

Why isn't he on Ozempic? Shouldn't his coke use help his metabolism?

He's on Ozempic and he still looks like that, I don't get it. He needs Ozempic for his rib cage.

The coke would generally help, but the benzos he uses for sleep are clearly not doing him any favors.

He will release a new album soon.

He's fat as fuck. With his money he can afford a chef, personal trainer, coke, meth, and Ozempic.

BBL.

I see you, Elon!

Too much junk in Mr. Tesla's trunk.

He's trying to use that slimming effect of wearing black.

Perhaps a very large black burka would create a successful slimming effect.

Barrel chests can be managed, but you're fucked if your tum extends further than your chest. That wide ass is doing him no favours, either. He'll be dead in ten years at this rate.

One can only hope and pray, r11

Sloppy tub of lard. What a fucking porker, and he's younger than me

He'd fit right in at the Fat Beach Day that was the subject of a thread here, he's not much smaller than the beached whale in the lead pic

BIG as a HOUSE!

Humpty Dumpty sat on wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

All the King's horses and all the King's men

Could not put Humpty Dumpty Together again.

He needs something to vomit up that tire he swallowed.

[quote] He’s like when my kid was 5

[quote] When your personality is as deep as a kiddie pool, you've got to try extra hard

Painfully uncool, unhip and butt ass ugly.

I’m always stunned by his unattractiveness.

Fat and ugly as a shit sandwich, on every planet in our solar system.

The bewigged, bombastic Boer smells far worse than La Metz, and is now more plump. Keep eating that sausage, Nazi boy.

I wonder if he has body dysmorphia.

What? He thinks he’s too skinny?

For someone who prides himself on working so hard, he has the discipline of a squirrel when it comes to these matters.

Yellow trash.

This is what you should see every time you post a Twitter link.

You would think the sex with his subordinates would burn some calories. But then again he probably makes them do all the work.

R28, yes!

Sex is like climbing threw flights of stars. This guy's.going to need.tomclomb Everest a.doEn times.to make a dent in that bod.

Serious question, what's up with his weird torso? Some sort of congenital chest wall abnormality? He looks like that crash-proof human

Barrel chests

At least he has an ass now!

He's eating everything except Dante's dick.

Musk's silhouette is the same when he's standing on his head.

That Trumpian ass will be safe no matter what prison he finally ends up in.

I don’t know if “camp” is the word.

[quote]Sex is like climbing threw flights of stars. This guy's.going to need.tomclomb Everest a.doEn times.to make a dent in that bod.

That's Musk? I thought it was the Venus of Willendorf.

He and Richard Branson are known to have killer halitosis. Is it a rich guy thing?

Thicc Elon