Elon Musk and Chrissy Metz
It's a good thing he's richer than God, because he's ugly as sin
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 25, 2024 3:16 AM |
Why isn't he on Ozempic? Shouldn't his coke use help his metabolism?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 25, 2024 3:17 AM |
He's on Ozempic and he still looks like that, I don't get it. He needs Ozempic for his rib cage.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 25, 2024 3:17 AM |
The coke would generally help, but the benzos he uses for sleep are clearly not doing him any favors.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 25, 2024 3:19 AM |
He's fat as fuck. With his money he can afford a chef, personal trainer, coke, meth, and Ozempic.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 25, 2024 3:21 AM |
BBL.
I see you, Elon!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 25, 2024 3:29 AM |
Too much junk in Mr. Tesla's trunk.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 25, 2024 3:56 AM |
He's trying to use that slimming effect of wearing black.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 25, 2024 3:58 AM |
Perhaps a very large black burka would create a successful slimming effect.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 25, 2024 4:13 AM |
Barrel chests can be managed, but you're fucked if your tum extends further than your chest. That wide ass is doing him no favours, either. He'll be dead in ten years at this rate.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 25, 2024 4:13 AM |
One can only hope and pray, r11
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 25, 2024 4:15 AM |
Sloppy tub of lard. What a fucking porker, and he's younger than me
He'd fit right in at the Fat Beach Day that was the subject of a thread here, he's not much smaller than the beached whale in the lead pic
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 25, 2024 12:37 PM |
BIG as a HOUSE!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 25, 2024 12:38 PM |
Humpty Dumpty sat on wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Could not put Humpty Dumpty Together again.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 25, 2024 12:41 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 25, 2024 5:27 PM |
He needs something to vomit up that tire he swallowed.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 25, 2024 11:58 PM |
[quote] He’s like when my kid was 5
[quote] When your personality is as deep as a kiddie pool, you've got to try extra hard
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 26, 2024 5:03 PM |
Painfully uncool, unhip and butt ass ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 26, 2024 6:18 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 27, 2024 5:50 PM |
I’m always stunned by his unattractiveness.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 27, 2024 7:14 PM |
Fat and ugly as a shit sandwich, on every planet in our solar system.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 27, 2024 7:26 PM |
The bewigged, bombastic Boer smells far worse than La Metz, and is now more plump. Keep eating that sausage, Nazi boy.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 27, 2024 9:08 PM |
I wonder if he has body dysmorphia.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 28, 2024 2:02 PM |
What? He thinks he’s too skinny?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 28, 2024 6:27 PM |
For someone who prides himself on working so hard, he has the discipline of a squirrel when it comes to these matters.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 28, 2024 8:26 PM |
Yellow trash.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 28, 2024 9:22 PM |
This is what you should see every time you post a Twitter link.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 2, 2024 4:18 AM |
You would think the sex with his subordinates would burn some calories. But then again he probably makes them do all the work.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 2, 2024 4:20 AM |
R28, yes!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 2, 2024 4:21 AM |
Sex is like climbing threw flights of stars. This guy's.going to need.tomclomb Everest a.doEn times.to make a dent in that bod.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 2, 2024 4:23 AM |
Serious question, what's up with his weird torso? Some sort of congenital chest wall abnormality? He looks like that crash-proof human
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 2, 2024 6:25 AM |
At least he has an ass now!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 17, 2024 5:54 PM |
He's eating everything except Dante's dick.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 17, 2024 6:28 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 25, 2024 7:42 PM |
Musk's silhouette is the same when he's standing on his head.
That Trumpian ass will be safe no matter what prison he finally ends up in.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 25, 2024 7:44 PM |
I don’t know if “camp” is the word.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 25, 2024 7:44 PM |
[quote]Sex is like climbing threw flights of stars. This guy's.going to need.tomclomb Everest a.doEn times.to make a dent in that bod.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 25, 2024 7:46 PM |
That's Musk? I thought it was the Venus of Willendorf.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 25, 2024 7:47 PM |
He and Richard Branson are known to have killer halitosis. Is it a rich guy thing?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 25, 2024 7:51 PM |
Thicc Elon
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 25, 2024 7:52 PM |