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Don Jr Squatting

Ewwwww...

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by Anonymousreply 79June 24, 2024 7:58 PM

….what is going on with his toes?

by Anonymousreply 1June 24, 2024 3:55 AM

Even snakes will not bite those fuckers.

by Anonymousreply 2June 24, 2024 3:56 AM

At least we were spared from having to see the ugly son do this.

by Anonymousreply 3June 24, 2024 3:57 AM

Well, he looks *thrilled* to be gingerly touching as little of it as he can.

by Anonymousreply 4June 24, 2024 3:57 AM

It looks like Ken doll down there.

by Anonymousreply 5June 24, 2024 3:57 AM

No vpl, just like dad!

by Anonymousreply 6June 24, 2024 3:59 AM
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by Anonymousreply 7June 24, 2024 4:02 AM

Why do his big toes look like two toes that have been merged together by a shitty image generation algorithm.

by Anonymousreply 8June 24, 2024 4:02 AM

Does he have flesh eating disease in that big toe?

by Anonymousreply 9June 24, 2024 4:04 AM

That’s how I rim him! Sit on my face little Donald!

by Anonymousreply 10June 24, 2024 4:06 AM

I resent that I have to read this thread title.

by Anonymousreply 11June 24, 2024 4:06 AM

R11 Well, it's better than "Don Jr with his legs spread"

by Anonymousreply 12June 24, 2024 4:08 AM

Pig feet

by Anonymousreply 13June 24, 2024 4:11 AM

Is this an appropriate time for Bible passages involving serpents?

by Anonymousreply 14June 24, 2024 4:12 AM

Toes for Kimberly to shrimp.

by Anonymousreply 15June 24, 2024 4:12 AM

Typical, forgot to pull his shorts down before taking a shit.

Trumps gotta Trump.

by Anonymousreply 16June 24, 2024 4:13 AM

Cloven hoofs

by Anonymousreply 17June 24, 2024 4:13 AM

hooves

by Anonymousreply 18June 24, 2024 4:14 AM

Weird calf structure

by Anonymousreply 19June 24, 2024 4:16 AM

[quote]This is the art of tucking that all drag queens aspire to.

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by Anonymousreply 20June 24, 2024 4:19 AM

From the comments:

[quote]The mushroom doesn't fall far from the tree

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by Anonymousreply 21June 24, 2024 4:21 AM

R20 = R7

by Anonymousreply 22June 24, 2024 4:21 AM

Link to the original Twitter post.

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by Anonymousreply 23June 24, 2024 4:21 AM

Wow,No dick and certainly no balls.

by Anonymousreply 24June 24, 2024 4:23 AM

Poor snake had to shed multiple times just to feel clean again after Jr. touched it. :-(

by Anonymousreply 25June 24, 2024 4:23 AM

I’ve seen women with bigger bulges.

by Anonymousreply 26June 24, 2024 4:24 AM

Track snake but no trouser snake.

by Anonymousreply 27June 24, 2024 4:26 AM

I hate that POS-Oh I’m sorry-Deranged POS .Wish the train would roll over his ugly ass

by Anonymousreply 28June 24, 2024 4:30 AM

[quote] his ugly ass

Bigly ugly.

by Anonymousreply 29June 24, 2024 4:33 AM

If I posed like that, you’d know my life story.

by Anonymousreply 30June 24, 2024 4:47 AM

I'm going to use the name Don Squatting whenever I post online.

by Anonymousreply 31June 24, 2024 5:30 AM

With any luck, a train will come by!

by Anonymousreply 32June 24, 2024 5:49 AM
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by Anonymousreply 33June 24, 2024 6:38 AM

Disturbing

by Anonymousreply 34June 24, 2024 6:41 AM

Visible Diaper Line

by Anonymousreply 35June 24, 2024 7:03 AM

[quote] At least we were spared from having to see the ugly son do this.

???

by Anonymousreply 36June 24, 2024 8:14 AM

@r2, "Even snakes will not bite those fuckers. "

Wouldn't that be like cannibalism? 😳

by Anonymousreply 37June 24, 2024 8:22 AM

I hate having to look at that balless cunt when this thread pops up to the top. There's not even a bump.

Here's a palate cleanser:

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by Anonymousreply 38June 24, 2024 9:04 AM

^ Everyday is a good day for Hunter Biden dick pics 😛

by Anonymousreply 39June 24, 2024 9:34 AM

When I first saw this thread title, I thought Don Jr was so down on his luck, he had to resort to squatting in some hideously abandoned and boarded up house.

by Anonymousreply 40June 24, 2024 9:53 AM

“ You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in…”

by Anonymousreply 41June 24, 2024 10:27 AM

Balls the size of raisinettes and zero bulge. Trump men are such a disappointment.

by Anonymousreply 42June 24, 2024 10:34 AM

Thank you for bringing this to our attention. 🙄 You’re obviously in love with him.

by Anonymousreply 43June 24, 2024 10:48 AM

R38 Junior wishes he had those good genes.

by Anonymousreply 44June 24, 2024 12:40 PM

^ Not nearly as much as Kimberly Gargoyle does

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by Anonymousreply 45June 24, 2024 12:44 PM

[quote]I'm going to use the name Don Squatting whenever I post online.

R31, in honor of 45's many connections to organized crime, I'd go for The Squatting Don. Or 'Don The Squatter' Trump.

by Anonymousreply 46June 24, 2024 1:03 PM

Damn I thought you all were exaggerating about his feet. Looks like a combination of fungus, warts, and bunions. 🤮🤮🤮

by Anonymousreply 47June 24, 2024 1:11 PM

Weird toes and fingers is the telltale sign of AI generation.

by Anonymousreply 48June 24, 2024 2:08 PM

Unmanly, hairless legs.

by Anonymousreply 49June 24, 2024 3:00 PM

Usually I find a man in that pose very sexy, but it's not working for Jr

by Anonymousreply 50June 24, 2024 3:02 PM

Mons Jr.

by Anonymousreply 51June 24, 2024 3:21 PM

Some people shouldn't allowed be allowed to wear flip flops.

by Anonymousreply 52June 24, 2024 3:24 PM

If there was a God a locomotive would come barreling down the tracks and run him over.

by Anonymousreply 53June 24, 2024 3:29 PM

He's as bad at squatting as he is at sitting.

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by Anonymousreply 54June 24, 2024 3:31 PM

"Unmanly, hairless legs."

Kimberly likes him smooth all over when she uses the strap-on on him.

by Anonymousreply 55June 24, 2024 3:32 PM

Still pudgy but has lost considerable blubber.

by Anonymousreply 56June 24, 2024 3:35 PM

^ Coke will do that 😏

by Anonymousreply 57June 24, 2024 3:44 PM

Maybe that's how Kimberly's lips got so bloated. Him squatting on her face on a daily basis.

by Anonymousreply 58June 24, 2024 3:47 PM

Doesn't he know what a fucking proper pedicure is? Those feet look like claws.

by Anonymousreply 59June 24, 2024 3:58 PM

Are you all disappointed there is no bulge? I am relieved!

by Anonymousreply 60June 24, 2024 4:00 PM

[quote] Those feet look like claws.

I think they look pretty good!

by Anonymousreply 61June 24, 2024 4:00 PM

Where's a train when you need one?

by Anonymousreply 62June 24, 2024 4:02 PM

DJT is so refined

He's got no balls and no behind.

by Anonymousreply 63June 24, 2024 4:04 PM

The Trump genes = decades of ugliness.

by Anonymousreply 64June 24, 2024 4:06 PM

That poor child hunts and does cocaine. He needs to station himself in Bolivia. See if Dad has any pull down there.

by Anonymousreply 65June 24, 2024 4:07 PM

It's funny how so many of these right wing guys claim masculinity yet are so wimpy-looking: Josh Hawley, Ben Shapiro, Charlie Kirk, the Trump boys...

by Anonymousreply 66June 24, 2024 4:09 PM

Holding a diamond back rattler like that is not wise I would have thought

by Anonymousreply 67June 24, 2024 4:28 PM

^ It's not real, the Trumps are all cowards

by Anonymousreply 68June 24, 2024 5:10 PM

R66, yes, and how about that Johnson abomination: the Squeaker of the House.

by Anonymousreply 69June 24, 2024 5:33 PM

Ok so who’s who here…

by Anonymousreply 70June 24, 2024 5:37 PM

R66 I was just watching a clip of Hawley being interviewed on Fox and kept thinking "THIS is the guy who wrote a book on Manhood?!"

by Anonymousreply 71June 24, 2024 5:40 PM

I'm sorry if that snake's dead and angry if it isn't.

Of course a rattlensake would be Republican.

by Anonymousreply 72June 24, 2024 5:44 PM

I'll take "Things I REALLY didn't want to see" for $1,000, Alex

by Anonymousreply 73June 24, 2024 5:44 PM

@r71, The alternate title is "💕 My Fantasy Date 😍 "

by Anonymousreply 74June 24, 2024 5:45 PM

Josh Hawley is a fucking coward

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by Anonymousreply 75June 24, 2024 5:47 PM

Like father, like son:

Kimberley's clit is bigger than DJT II's dick, just like Melania's clit is bigger than DJT's cock.

by Anonymousreply 76June 24, 2024 5:50 PM

Are we certain it’s a snake and not his record breaking turd?

by Anonymousreply 77June 24, 2024 6:30 PM

This is how he slides down Roger Stone's dick every day.

by Anonymousreply 78June 24, 2024 6:53 PM

I could see him getting gagged by Matt Gaetz and his 4 inch cockadoodle.

by Anonymousreply 79June 24, 2024 7:58 PM
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