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My cum is dry and there's so little of it

The texture of my cum has changed.

It's become very dry and stringy. What should I do?

No you cannot have my things.

by Anonymousreply 24July 8, 2024 2:36 AM

It's age, can't be helped.

by Anonymousreply 1June 22, 2024 1:44 PM

Drink more water and pineapple juice.

by Anonymousreply 2June 22, 2024 1:47 PM

It's all downhill from here. Just kill yourself already.

by Anonymousreply 3June 22, 2024 1:49 PM

Also your spunk is funky. Have you tried spinach green juice?

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by Anonymousreply 4June 22, 2024 1:54 PM

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by Anonymousreply 6June 22, 2024 2:01 PM

If you are able, have your Dr run a blood test and find out your testosterone levels. If they're low you can find a specialist that gives T pellets or injections and you'll be good as new. I don't think it's cancer baby. But check it out and let us know.

by Anonymousreply 7June 22, 2024 3:27 PM


by Anonymousreply 8June 22, 2024 3:35 PM

"Stop jerking off every day" You are not 22 years old anymore, drink more water& pineapple juice.

Go to the Dr's find out WTF is going on? R6 is correct...U gotta have a gimmick!

by Anonymousreply 9June 22, 2024 3:46 PM

Don't worry about it, OP. It's not like anyone is ever there to see it.

by Anonymousreply 10June 22, 2024 3:58 PM

What is the update? You ok op?

by Anonymousreply 11July 7, 2024 6:14 PM

I only have one watery drop. However, the orgasms have become extreme. I wonder if it’s related.

by Anonymousreply 12July 7, 2024 6:16 PM

[quote]What should I do?

How about have an iota of decorum and keep your health matters between yourself and your doctor.

by Anonymousreply 13July 7, 2024 6:24 PM

The food is terrible. And such small portions.

by Anonymousreply 14July 7, 2024 6:30 PM

I briefly dated a guy with sperm like silly string. It was so weird.

by Anonymousreply 15July 7, 2024 7:06 PM

Oh my, R15!

by Anonymousreply 16July 7, 2024 7:10 PM


by Anonymousreply 17July 7, 2024 7:13 PM

How do you think I felt? Quelle surprise!

by Anonymousreply 18July 8, 2024 12:07 AM

Either you bring the cum to the Datalounge, or you bring the Datalounge to the cum

by Anonymousreply 19July 8, 2024 12:21 AM

Why is pineapple juice recommended?

by Anonymousreply 20July 8, 2024 12:37 AM

[quote] My cum is dry and there's so little of it

My favorite Little River Band song.

by Anonymousreply 21July 8, 2024 12:50 AM

My cum is dry and there's so little of it

Eye contact anxiety. Anyone else have it? How do you handle it?

Die in click-bait hell, OP. Follow me, I'm off to Pornhub fellas.

by Anonymousreply 22July 8, 2024 12:51 AM

Some company is using gay porn performers to shill some crap that's supposed to increase your load.

by Anonymousreply 23July 8, 2024 2:27 AM

My cum is dry, and there's so little of it

I don't know why, but I do not love it

Even though I'm all alone, Don't want my jizz to be dry as a bone

On health websites, I'd start to scrounge, but oh my god - the datalounge

Those queens will fix my cumming funk

And put the juice back in my spunk

(repeat chorus)

My cum is dry, and there's so little of it

I don't know why, but I do not love it

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