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Let's be Australian.

I'm a Tim Tam.

by Anonymousreply 323July 21, 2024 12:51 AM

I'm a salt water crocodile, I can reach a size of over 6 metres and over 1500 kg.

Come too close to the water in Northern Queensland, Northern Territory and I will eat you like a TimTam. And no, lifting your caftan and presenting hole will not help

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by Anonymousreply 1June 22, 2024 12:56 PM

I'm a Lamington.

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by Anonymousreply 2June 22, 2024 1:01 PM

I’m a shrimp thrown on the barbie.

by Anonymousreply 3June 22, 2024 1:44 PM

I'm the marvelous fluted shell oysters we have.

by Anonymousreply 4June 22, 2024 1:48 PM

I'm the "wine".

by Anonymousreply 5June 22, 2024 1:54 PM

I’m nah ee ew

by Anonymousreply 6June 22, 2024 2:09 PM

I’m the dump in Perth.

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by Anonymousreply 7June 22, 2024 2:11 PM

I'm Porpoise Spit

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by Anonymousreply 8June 22, 2024 2:14 PM

I'm Darrell Lea's

Tastefully, if not always deliciously (the licorice sucks) yours.

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by Anonymousreply 9June 22, 2024 2:26 PM

I'm the adorably disproportionate ABBA fandom.

by Anonymousreply 10June 22, 2024 2:42 PM

I’m the sun damaged skin. I’m everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 11June 22, 2024 2:44 PM

I'm Heath's donger.

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by Anonymousreply 12June 22, 2024 3:02 PM

I’m a cane toad!

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by Anonymousreply 13June 22, 2024 3:18 PM

R7 there’s a Perth Cum Dump? Like in Wrigleyville?

by Anonymousreply 14June 22, 2024 3:25 PM

I'm the tiny nips

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by Anonymousreply 15June 22, 2024 3:30 PM

I'm the little black Aborigines taken from my home and parents because they aren't really people who can take care of a child, white people know this though.

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by Anonymousreply 16June 22, 2024 3:31 PM

I'm the best name for a Bear night at the gay sauna ever: Gorillas in the Mist.

by Anonymousreply 17June 22, 2024 3:35 PM

I'm the Vegemite sandwich

by Anonymousreply 18June 22, 2024 3:47 PM

I'm Daniel Webb, sexy felon from Married at First Sight Australia

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by Anonymousreply 19June 22, 2024 3:50 PM

I’m a dingo. I eat babies.

by Anonymousreply 20June 22, 2024 5:40 PM

I'm a Bogan

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by Anonymousreply 21June 22, 2024 5:57 PM

I'm the unexpected terrible porn.

by Anonymousreply 22June 22, 2024 6:00 PM

Rack off OP

by Anonymousreply 23June 22, 2024 6:02 PM

I'm a boomerang.

by Anonymousreply 24June 22, 2024 6:43 PM

I'm Johnny O'Keefe -Australia's first rock n roll star.

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by Anonymousreply 25June 22, 2024 7:17 PM

I’m Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter.

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by Anonymousreply 26June 22, 2024 7:32 PM

I’m NZ. I can become Australian if I please.

by Anonymousreply 27June 22, 2024 7:34 PM

I’m the stingray that killed him.

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by Anonymousreply 28June 22, 2024 7:34 PM

We are nepo siblings Bindi and Robert Irwin riding our dead father's coattails.

by Anonymousreply 29June 22, 2024 7:48 PM

I'm Greg Norman, coping with all the unwarranted hatred I've received about LIV. It's not easy, I'll you.

by Anonymousreply 30June 22, 2024 7:49 PM

My boyfriend in Australian.

Jelly?

by Anonymousreply 31June 22, 2024 7:59 PM

I'm "Throw another shrimp on the Barbie."

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by Anonymousreply 32June 22, 2024 8:01 PM

I'm Olivia Newton John. Haunting her cancer research center.

by Anonymousreply 33June 22, 2024 8:30 PM

I’m the kangaroo and emu on the Coat of Arms. They eat us.

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by Anonymousreply 34June 22, 2024 8:33 PM

Lamingtons are what Clevelanders call "coconut bars". I've had both and they're pretty much the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 35June 22, 2024 8:36 PM

Emus can be such Karens...

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by Anonymousreply 36June 22, 2024 8:36 PM

I'm Tim Sims!!!

by Anonymousreply 37June 22, 2024 8:43 PM

I'm the burnt koalas

by Anonymousreply 38June 22, 2024 8:44 PM

I’m their awesome OTT nighttime soaps like A PLACE TO CALL HOME and ALL SAINTS.

by Anonymousreply 39June 22, 2024 8:48 PM

I'm one of the hot AFL players

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by Anonymousreply 40June 22, 2024 8:49 PM

R35 Hostess and Dolley Madison sold that same shit.

by Anonymousreply 41June 22, 2024 8:53 PM

I'm all the beds that are burning.

by Anonymousreply 42June 22, 2024 8:57 PM

I’m a Tasmanian devil.

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by Anonymousreply 43June 22, 2024 8:57 PM

I'm the thousands of killed off tylecines, a sort of marsupial dog, killed off as we were seen as a threat to ranchers.

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by Anonymousreply 44June 22, 2024 8:58 PM

I’m an Anzac biscuit.

by Anonymousreply 45June 22, 2024 8:59 PM

I'm Miss Jill Perryman!

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by Anonymousreply 46June 22, 2024 9:01 PM

I'm a goon bag.

by Anonymousreply 47June 22, 2024 9:01 PM

I’m Evonne Goolagong, the Aussie everyone liked, beating Margaret Court, the Aussie no one really liked, in the Wimbledon final.

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by Anonymousreply 48June 22, 2024 9:03 PM

I'm a sailor in Sydney.

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by Anonymousreply 49June 22, 2024 9:04 PM

I'm Kylie Minogue, with an Australian identity so diluted that it took this long to mention me.

by Anonymousreply 50June 22, 2024 9:06 PM

I'm electric barbecues.

by Anonymousreply 51June 22, 2024 9:06 PM

I’m Nicole Kidman. I can’t move my face.

by Anonymousreply 52June 22, 2024 9:13 PM

I'm a boomerang

by Anonymousreply 53June 22, 2024 9:15 PM

I’m Ayers Rock. You may call me Uluru. You may not climb on me anymore.

by Anonymousreply 54June 22, 2024 9:19 PM

I'm Rolf Harris, the disgraced Australian musician, television personality, painter, and actor.

by Anonymousreply 55June 22, 2024 9:22 PM

I'm some of their stellar films;

Picnic at Hanging Rock

Walkabout

Mad Max

Muriel's Wedding

Talk to Me

by Anonymousreply 56June 22, 2024 9:24 PM

I’m Deidre “What a Coincidence!” Chambers.

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by Anonymousreply 57June 22, 2024 9:25 PM

I'm Judy Davis. Unlike Mel Gibson and Nicole Kidman I was actually BORN in Australia.

by Anonymousreply 58June 22, 2024 9:37 PM

I'm Cate Blanchett. The new Judy Davis.

by Anonymousreply 59June 22, 2024 9:38 PM

I’m Joan Ferguson, aka the Freak, I am the long arm of the law. You will not cross me. I’m the biggest cunt who ever lived.

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by Anonymousreply 60June 22, 2024 9:39 PM

I’m the prolific use of the word “cunt”.

by Anonymousreply 61June 22, 2024 9:39 PM

She’s Texan!

by Anonymousreply 62June 22, 2024 9:39 PM

I'm the Thorn Birds.

by Anonymousreply 63June 22, 2024 9:40 PM

I'm the straight bloke into musicals!

by Anonymousreply 64June 22, 2024 9:42 PM

I'm the toxic masculinity.

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by Anonymousreply 65June 22, 2024 9:45 PM

I’m the fried egg, pineapple ring and slice of beetroot on a burger with the lot from the local Fish & Chip bar.

by Anonymousreply 66June 22, 2024 10:11 PM

Nine replies to your own thread, OP?

by Anonymousreply 67June 22, 2024 10:22 PM

I'm the Texas Chainsaw Mascara.

by Anonymousreply 68June 22, 2024 10:25 PM

I’m the creepy restaurant owner who comes to a flyeroverstan city, opens several overpriced restaurants and has to close them amidst local rumors he gets handsy with both women and men.

by Anonymousreply 69June 22, 2024 10:31 PM

We're the sheep. We're tired of being molested.

by Anonymousreply 70June 22, 2024 10:34 PM

I'm the cheap holidays to Indonesia.

by Anonymousreply 71June 22, 2024 10:38 PM

I'm a 'Sheila'

by Anonymousreply 72June 22, 2024 10:47 PM

R41: No one has ever mass produced these. You get them from a bakery. One of my cousins makes them.

by Anonymousreply 73June 22, 2024 10:50 PM

You can get packaged lamingtons at the supermarket.

by Anonymousreply 74June 22, 2024 10:52 PM

R73 mass produced in the US a long time ago….

by Anonymousreply 75June 22, 2024 11:07 PM

I'm 5 Seconds of Summer.

by Anonymousreply 76June 22, 2024 11:11 PM

I'm...Matilda.

by Anonymousreply 77June 22, 2024 11:14 PM

I'm always traveling, I love being free, and so I keep leaving the sun and the sea, but my heart lies waiting over the foam...

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by Anonymousreply 78June 23, 2024 1:13 AM

I’m fucking sheep.

by Anonymousreply 79June 23, 2024 1:17 AM

I was molested behind the Uluru.

by Anonymousreply 80June 23, 2024 1:24 AM

I'm Sir Leslie Colin Patterson KCB AO, an Australian cultural attache shown here celebrating the Chinese Year of the Trouser Snake.

I am obese, lecherous, and offensive.

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by Anonymousreply 81June 23, 2024 1:25 AM

I'm Donna Mills, whose character finds love Down Under in the made-for-TV comedy Outback Bound.

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by Anonymousreply 82June 23, 2024 1:32 AM

I'm a Pub With No Beer

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by Anonymousreply 83June 23, 2024 1:44 AM

I'm descended from nine thieves, two robbers, and one loon who habitually impersonated an Egyptian.

by Anonymousreply 84June 23, 2024 1:45 AM

I'm millions of tortured and killed sweet kitties we slaughter every year, you know it's futile too, typical British spawn killers it never stops. Shot in the eye.

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by Anonymousreply 85June 23, 2024 1:47 AM

I'm an aussieBum Handlebar.

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by Anonymousreply 86June 23, 2024 1:52 AM

I'm an Australian Lifeguard Bubble Butt Competition.

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by Anonymousreply 87June 23, 2024 2:04 AM

I'm an Olympic medalist with an OnlyFans.

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by Anonymousreply 88June 23, 2024 2:19 AM

I'm descended from criminals!

by Anonymousreply 89June 23, 2024 2:40 AM

I'm Ivan Milat, the Outback serial killer who will haunt your dreams and will make you afraid to go backpacking. Two movies were made about me: Wolf Creek 1 and 2.

by Anonymousreply 90June 23, 2024 2:43 AM

I’m a chook

by Anonymousreply 91June 23, 2024 3:00 AM

I'm different... unusual.

by Anonymousreply 92June 23, 2024 3:11 AM

I'm Dame Edna

by Anonymousreply 93June 23, 2024 3:16 AM

There's no evidence of that R20. None.

by Anonymousreply 94June 23, 2024 3:19 AM

I'm "You're terrible Muriel"...

by Anonymousreply 95June 23, 2024 3:20 AM

I'm one of The 'Flying Doctors' who works with the Aboriginal communities in the Outback.

by Anonymousreply 96June 23, 2024 3:20 AM

I'm greg. Learning how to make vegamite.

by Anonymousreply 97June 23, 2024 3:21 AM

I’m Kath & Kim

by Anonymousreply 98June 23, 2024 3:24 AM

I didn’t know Tim Tams were Australian. They have them once in a while at Grocery Outlet — they’re good.

Whatever happened to the Wrigleyville Cum Dump?

by Anonymousreply 99June 23, 2024 3:28 AM

I'm Dick Cavett, getting gangbanged on Bondi beach at 3AM in 1972.

by Anonymousreply 100June 23, 2024 3:30 AM

I am Kerry Packer and nobody, not even Murdoch, dares to stand up to me.

by Anonymousreply 101June 23, 2024 3:36 AM

Kerry Packer died long ago R101.

by Anonymousreply 102June 23, 2024 3:38 AM

So you think R103

by Anonymousreply 103June 23, 2024 3:45 AM

I would have been more scared of Dame Edna than Packer.

by Anonymousreply 104June 23, 2024 3:46 AM

I'm a boxing kangaroo and I'm going to kick your ass.

by Anonymousreply 105June 23, 2024 4:23 AM

I'm Nellie Melba.

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by Anonymousreply 106June 23, 2024 4:42 AM

I'm one of those humongous Huntsman spiders you've heard about. I live in the curtains of your hotel room.

by Anonymousreply 107June 23, 2024 4:59 AM

I'm Rupert Murdoch - you all know what I've done.

by Anonymousreply 108June 23, 2024 5:41 AM

UK here.

I don’t know if they still do this, but years ago there was an annual Bachelors and Spinters’ Ball at Alexandra Palace in London, for ex-pat Australians.

It was a very fancy affair, everyone in evening dress, the ladies in ballgowns. Of course, everyone got totally wankered on drink.

It was so fancy there was a Vomit Corner. And then back to the dancing. Australians really know how to party.

by Anonymousreply 109June 23, 2024 6:21 AM

^Spinsters!

by Anonymousreply 110June 23, 2024 6:33 AM

I'm Rod Taylor.

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by Anonymousreply 111June 23, 2024 6:39 AM

I'm Louie the Fly.

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by Anonymousreply 112June 23, 2024 6:44 AM

I'm the highly necessary ritual of shaking my shoes free of any potentially venomous creatures before putting them on.

by Anonymousreply 113June 23, 2024 8:01 AM

I'm the brushfires.

by Anonymousreply 114June 23, 2024 8:02 AM

I'm fairy bread. I don't taste as good as I look.

by Anonymousreply 115June 23, 2024 8:03 AM

I'm the somewhat underwhelmed feeling that comes with watching anything by Baz Luhrmann.

by Anonymousreply 116June 23, 2024 8:05 AM

I'm this poor baby. :(

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by Anonymousreply 117June 23, 2024 8:09 AM

I'm Rupert Murdoch, I own The Sun and I hate gays.

by Anonymousreply 118June 23, 2024 8:12 AM

I'm "now werries, mite."

by Anonymousreply 119June 23, 2024 8:14 AM

We're over here in New Zealand where we refer to them as "the West Island."

by Anonymousreply 120June 23, 2024 9:04 AM

I'm one of the Bondi Beach lifesavers. I've spent my life saving nitwit foreign tourists from drowning. Christmas Day is the worst...drunk and fried to a crisp Irish numpties.

by Anonymousreply 121June 23, 2024 9:35 AM

I’m Dame Edna.

by Anonymousreply 122June 23, 2024 10:17 AM

I’m a cheese jaffle

by Anonymousreply 123June 23, 2024 11:03 AM

I’m the Ghan train. I saved the life and sanity of a cubicle-dwelling American wage slave who, whenever that godawful job became too much, would fantasize about riding in me through the Outback.

by Anonymousreply 124June 23, 2024 11:05 AM

I’m a servo near the salvos

by Anonymousreply 125June 23, 2024 11:11 AM

I’m the naughty girl with a bad habit (bad habit for drugs).

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by Anonymousreply 126June 23, 2024 11:16 AM

I'm a kookaburra!

by Anonymousreply 127June 23, 2024 11:54 AM

I'm the over 170K Maori people who live in Aus.

by Anonymousreply 128June 23, 2024 12:36 PM

I'm a duck-billed platypus.

by Anonymousreply 129June 23, 2024 12:38 PM

I'm the dreadful humidity in Melbourne.

by Anonymousreply 130June 23, 2024 12:38 PM

[quote]I’m the creepy restaurant owner who comes to a flyeroverstan city

We don't have flyoverstan cities. Any place that is called a city is either a capital city or within two hours' drive of one. And two hours is nuthin' in Australia.

by Anonymousreply 131June 23, 2024 12:54 PM

I’m that opera house everyone oohs and awws about.

by Anonymousreply 132June 23, 2024 1:18 PM

I’m the poor soul cowering in a corner from the humongous spider on my ceiling. I’d run outside but there are poisonous snakes in my garden, man eating sharks, stone fish and blue ringed octopi in my seas. Everything wants to kill you here.

by Anonymousreply 133June 23, 2024 1:24 PM

I’m how every statement sounds like a question.

by Anonymousreply 134June 23, 2024 1:29 PM

I'm "That Fucking Lady" - the incomparable Coral Browne. When I was married to Vincent Price, we were known as Commerce and Industry because we'd promote anything as long as we got paid.

I was long (and lovingly) known for my industrial-strength profanity and for the lesbian love scene in "The Killing of Sister George."

Her love affairs with men and women were the stuff of legend: "When Coral was near death, the local priest asked Vincent if she had any favorite hymns. And Vincent said 'Yes, she had some favorite hymns. She had quite a few hers as well',"

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by Anonymousreply 135June 23, 2024 1:29 PM

I'm the 18th goodbye, when you can finally hang up the telephone.

by Anonymousreply 136June 23, 2024 1:30 PM

I'm Jeannie Little, darling.

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by Anonymousreply 137June 23, 2024 1:51 PM

We tried to make Yahoo Serious happen.

by Anonymousreply 138June 23, 2024 2:16 PM

I give you Adelaide R131

by Anonymousreply 139June 23, 2024 2:19 PM

[quote] We don't have flyoverstan cities. Any place that is called a city is either a capital city or within two hours' drive of one. And two hours is nuthin' in Australia.

You’re too kind.

by Anonymousreply 140June 23, 2024 2:24 PM

Olivia Newton-John - It’s Always Australia For Me (1988)

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by Anonymousreply 141June 23, 2024 2:48 PM

[quote]I'm Nellie Melba.

Well, you were half right.

by Anonymousreply 142June 23, 2024 2:51 PM

R139, I can see why you'd call Adelaide Flyoverstan geographically, but its ethos is not drastically unlike that of the bigger eastern cities (apart from the occasional but innovative murdering, for which it is justly famous). Every two years it runs the nation's premier cultural festival, to which arty types from Brisbane, Sydney and Melbourne flock in droves. Hence my confusion.

Alice Springs is only a town, as are most regional centres.

by Anonymousreply 143June 23, 2024 3:24 PM

I descended from convicts.

by Anonymousreply 144June 23, 2024 3:40 PM

I'm a meat pie.

by Anonymousreply 145June 23, 2024 4:07 PM

R144 - well, to be fair - so were a lot of Americans.

The American Revolution of 1776 meant that transportation to North America was no longer possible. Sentences of transportation were still passed, with convicts held in prison while the government considered alternative destinations. The prisons soon became overcrowded and extra accommodation had to be provided in derelict ships (or hulks) moored in coastal waters. The solution was to develop new penal colonies in modern day Australia, and on 13 May 1787 the first fleet set sail.

And there was a lot of immigration from England and other European countries post WW2. Not convicts.

by Anonymousreply 146June 23, 2024 4:15 PM

No, not a lot of Americans. Avery small number of the overall colonial settlement numbers. Utterly different from the Aussie experience.

by Anonymousreply 147June 23, 2024 5:27 PM

R146 When will the quiz be, professor?

by Anonymousreply 148June 23, 2024 5:59 PM

I'm a violet crumble!

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by Anonymousreply 149June 23, 2024 6:01 PM

Violet Crumble is my new drag name.

by Anonymousreply 150June 23, 2024 6:06 PM

That’s Violet Beauregard Crumble to you.

by Anonymousreply 151June 23, 2024 6:08 PM

Hi Cordelia!

by Anonymousreply 152June 23, 2024 6:09 PM

I would not call Adelaide flyover like it was a place to avoid on purpose. It's remote but gorgeous, and the attitudes of locals are genuinely friendly.

It's more West than East in character. SA is starting to gain some recognition as a destination in itself because of the Barossa Valley and Kangaroo Island which has just been voted as having one of the world's best beaches. The SA Premier is also handsome.

by Anonymousreply 153June 23, 2024 6:32 PM

I'm the Granville train disaster of 1977.

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by Anonymousreply 154June 23, 2024 6:48 PM

I'm the movie and book, On The Beach, by Nevil Shute.

by Anonymousreply 155June 23, 2024 6:54 PM

R153 is way overthinking things….

by Anonymousreply 156June 23, 2024 6:56 PM

It took them decades to get rid of me…

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by Anonymousreply 157June 23, 2024 7:13 PM

I'm Miss Fisher!

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by Anonymousreply 158June 23, 2024 7:21 PM

I'm mentally unstable musical star Debbie Byrne.

by Anonymousreply 159June 23, 2024 7:29 PM

Adelaide has a history of antigay violence and weird serial killers. Definitely flyover in the Australian context.

by Anonymousreply 160June 23, 2024 10:59 PM

Plus there's this guy

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by Anonymousreply 161June 23, 2024 11:01 PM

I adore Troy, he's like a character out of "Strictly Ballroom"

by Anonymousreply 162June 23, 2024 11:11 PM

R161 I can get all of that just by going around the corner. His shop seems dull…

by Anonymousreply 163June 23, 2024 11:15 PM

R161 - LOL - that guy is unintentionally hilarious.

Each room is customized for each client - temperature and lighting control and even you can listen to your own music. So basically, they have adjustable AC, lights on dimmers and a cheap portable stereo. Wow! Such luxury!

by Anonymousreply 164June 23, 2024 11:22 PM

I'm Simon Abney-Hastings, 15th Earl of Loudon, living out in Wangaratta.

Those House of Plantagenet lovers believe I'm the rightful heir to the throne!

[quote] The 48-year-old is a direct descendent of George Plantagenet, the brother of Edward IV and Richard III, through his grandmother, Barbara Huddleston Abney-Hastings. Some historians have claimed that Edward was illegitimate and that George, as the eldest legitimate son, should have inherited. In 2004, a Channel 4 documentary entitled Britain’s Real Monarch asserted that Michael Abney-Hastings, the current earl’s father, was, as George Plantagenet’s eldest heir, the rightful king of England.

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by Anonymousreply 165June 23, 2024 11:24 PM

Probably half of Datalounge is related to the Plantagenets as much as this guy. They weren't as fertile as Genghis Khan but they 've been leaving large litters of children for a lot longer.

by Anonymousreply 166June 24, 2024 12:14 AM

We're Men at Work

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by Anonymousreply 167June 24, 2024 12:30 AM

I'm Michael Pate. I went to Hollywood and played Indians.

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by Anonymousreply 168June 24, 2024 12:38 AM

I know a really hot Aussie=Americano hybrid. Exhibitionist too. He rarely returns to Australia.

by Anonymousreply 169June 24, 2024 12:57 AM

I'm the Canadian here on a work or student visa miffed at having to pay rent each week versus monthly back home.

by Anonymousreply 170June 24, 2024 1:01 AM

I'm a Chicken Crimpy

by Anonymousreply 171June 24, 2024 1:28 AM

I'm Rottnest Island.

You don't wanna know.

by Anonymousreply 172June 24, 2024 1:35 AM

I'm the Tamam Shud case.

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by Anonymousreply 173June 24, 2024 1:41 AM

I’m Rupert Murdoch. I’m a sack of crap that refuses to die or be content fucking up his own shithole country. Everyone on the planet hates me and I got honeypotted by an ugly Chinese spy and sold half the country to them. I’m a horrible person who will fry in hell for eternity plus infinity.

I’m also a duck-billed platypus. I’m ridiculous but cute.

by Anonymousreply 174June 24, 2024 1:42 AM

I’m Errol. Flynn from Tasmania

by Anonymousreply 175June 24, 2024 1:55 AM

We're Air Supply.

by Anonymousreply 176June 24, 2024 1:58 AM

R174 - yes, but a lot of collaborators with Murdoch - that's the thing. There are those who willingly go along with it. All traitors.

by Anonymousreply 177June 24, 2024 3:13 AM

I'm on the highway to hell.

by Anonymousreply 178June 24, 2024 3:15 AM

I'm INXS - arguably one of the best bands of the 20th century.

by Anonymousreply 179June 24, 2024 3:32 AM

I'm a Chiko Roll

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by Anonymousreply 180June 24, 2024 4:43 AM

I'm Helen Reddy

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by Anonymousreply 181June 24, 2024 4:45 AM

I'm Simon Baker.

Many people think I'm "swoon-worthy," but in reality, I am pretty weird looking.

by Anonymousreply 182June 24, 2024 4:48 AM

Now I want Tim Tams!

by Anonymousreply 183June 24, 2024 4:52 AM

ask Cate Blanchett

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by Anonymousreply 184June 24, 2024 5:02 AM

R175 I’m from Tasmania too!

by Anonymousreply 185June 24, 2024 5:46 AM

[quote]Now I want Tim Tams!

R183 have you ever had the Dark Chocolate Tim Tams? They're amazing, not as sweet as the normal ones, they're just right

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by Anonymousreply 186June 24, 2024 11:31 AM

My local pie shop sells British sweets. I wonder if they have any Tim Tams.

by Anonymousreply 187June 24, 2024 2:56 PM

Let’s not…the rest of the English-speaking world.

by Anonymousreply 188June 24, 2024 3:19 PM

I'm a Tim Tam explosion.

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by Anonymousreply 189June 24, 2024 3:38 PM

[quote]I’m also a duck-billed platypus. I’m ridiculous but cute.

And venomous. Forget that at your peril.

Koalas are not venomous but they've mostly got chlamydia. Tasmanian devils are much cuter than portrayed in the US cartoon, but pat them and they'll take your hand off.

There is really nothing here you can pet once it's weaned apart from the sheep.

by Anonymousreply 190June 24, 2024 4:00 PM

R190 you can pet anything in Australia! Taipans, salt water crocs, Eastern Browns, funnel web spiders, cassowaries, etc. Yes, in some cases, you will only pat them once

by Anonymousreply 191June 24, 2024 4:09 PM

"I know you're all important, but I don't know who the fuck you are"

Ms Rivers then proceeds to tell the guests to look for Tom Cruise under the tables.

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by Anonymousreply 192June 24, 2024 4:16 PM

Speaking of the Logies they must be the most useless award ever invented. No wonder Joan throws hers away as soon as she gets it.

by Anonymousreply 193June 24, 2024 4:23 PM

270 frontier massacres over 140 years of Australian history, as part of a state-sanctioned and organised attempts to eradicate First Nations people

I'm the millions killed because they're black and useless, it's still going on, see Aborigine babies use as target practice.

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by Anonymousreply 194June 24, 2024 4:44 PM

I suspect Joan might have been drinking.

by Anonymousreply 195June 24, 2024 5:04 PM

I'm the Port Adelaide coach who talks like he's a country bumpkin.

by Anonymousreply 196June 24, 2024 5:07 PM

I'm Annette Kellerman.

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by Anonymousreply 197June 24, 2024 5:32 PM

I’m Ned Kelly

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by Anonymousreply 198June 24, 2024 5:34 PM

It's hard to believe the number of HUNKS THAT HAS COME FROM Ausbie LAND! Why is this? Genetics?

by Anonymousreply 199June 24, 2024 5:45 PM

With great hunkiness comes great stupidity….its God’s plot twist.

by Anonymousreply 200June 24, 2024 5:52 PM

I'd rather have TimTales than TimTams.

by Anonymousreply 201June 24, 2024 6:00 PM

Sydney’s Greatest Madam and Bootlegger

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by Anonymousreply 202June 24, 2024 6:09 PM

I’m descended from RIFF RAFF

in fact I am RIFF RAFF.

by Anonymousreply 203June 24, 2024 7:02 PM

I'm the man from snowy river.

by Anonymousreply 204June 24, 2024 7:09 PM

I’m a billabong.

by Anonymousreply 205June 24, 2024 7:36 PM

I am the vast majority of men who have not been mutilated and remain intact.

by Anonymousreply 206June 24, 2024 9:29 PM

r206 the great Australian forey, once endangered, now thriving.

by Anonymousreply 207June 24, 2024 10:44 PM

I'm a didgeridoo.

by Anonymousreply 208June 25, 2024 12:08 AM

R208, how many times to you get blown?

by Anonymousreply 209June 25, 2024 12:11 AM

I'm the dot paintings

by Anonymousreply 210June 25, 2024 12:18 AM

Bitchy swimmers who can’t handle a cowbell or two.

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by Anonymousreply 211June 25, 2024 12:31 AM

I'm Julian Assange, en route home as I type.

by Anonymousreply 212June 25, 2024 12:43 AM

I'm "strine".

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by Anonymousreply 213June 25, 2024 2:00 AM

You all look alike, to the rest of us.

by Anonymousreply 214June 25, 2024 2:08 AM

I’m the “Serpentine! Serpentine! Avoid eye contact! Repeat! Avoid eye contact!” whenever a kangaroo loiters in the street - worse than crack addicts at a gas station!

by Anonymousreply 215June 25, 2024 2:36 AM

I’m Rita Panahi. I’m an Iranian who was raised in Arkansas and we do not tolerate our lefties losing it. I love Trump, but I hate Meghan Markle so I can at times be entertaining.

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by Anonymousreply 216June 25, 2024 2:55 AM

I'm JEOPARDY! AUSTRALIA with your host Stephen Fry

First out of the gate ... "Medical Terms for Bodily Functions"

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by Anonymousreply 217June 25, 2024 3:55 AM

I'm Qantas, a member of the Oneworld™️ Alliance.

by Anonymousreply 218June 25, 2024 4:00 AM

Why oh why does Megan Markle have to show up in EVERY FUCKING THREAD?!

by Anonymousreply 219June 25, 2024 4:06 AM

I'm the complete and utter lack of foreplay.

by Anonymousreply 220June 25, 2024 4:08 AM

I’m the umm…the uh…the American…uh…the American uh… ambassador.

by Anonymousreply 221June 25, 2024 4:22 AM

I'm Norman Gunston

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by Anonymousreply 222June 25, 2024 4:24 AM

^ bless him. What little bleeder he is.

by Anonymousreply 223June 25, 2024 4:40 AM

* a little

by Anonymousreply 224June 25, 2024 4:40 AM

[quote]Speaking of the Logies they must be the most useless award ever invented. No wonder Joan throws hers away as soon as she gets it.

They are both coveted and derided within the industry. The AACTA awards are the real TV and film awards.

That said, Rivers accepted money plus an all expenses paid trip to Australia to guest on the Logies. Nobody forced her to be associated with them. So it was a pretty graceless performance. Susan Seaforth Hayes was three times as funny.

by Anonymousreply 225June 25, 2024 7:02 AM

They couldn’t find an Australian to host Jeopardy Australia?

No, I suppose not.

by Anonymousreply 226June 25, 2024 1:15 PM

They give awards for Loogies?!

🤢

by Anonymousreply 227June 25, 2024 1:52 PM

Isn’t that just reruns of UK Jeopardy!?

by Anonymousreply 228June 25, 2024 1:52 PM

I’ll take Footy for 600, Alex.

…doesn’t quite work, does it

by Anonymousreply 229June 25, 2024 1:54 PM

I'm the "Preferential Voting System" where you have to put everyone on the ballot in the order you'd want them to represent you.

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by Anonymousreply 230June 25, 2024 9:29 PM

I'm Number 96.

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by Anonymousreply 231June 25, 2024 9:55 PM

I'd be Australian as long as I didn't have to live in Canberra.

by Anonymousreply 232June 25, 2024 10:00 PM

I'm the only country in the world where it's actually the hot guys who wear the bikini bathing suits.

by Anonymousreply 233June 25, 2024 10:03 PM

I'm Humphrey B Bear.

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by Anonymousreply 234June 25, 2024 10:09 PM

I'm a monitor lizard. An Australian friend who lives by the beach had one of these visit. Scary so he called Animal Control to ship it out.

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by Anonymousreply 235June 27, 2024 1:37 AM

I'm the mandatory voting. One of Australia's best ideas. (Yet they still vote in some conservative assholes - which shows a bit about the Ozzie character.)

I was there during an election - lines wrapping around the block but not really much complaining.

I wish we had that in the States.

by Anonymousreply 236June 27, 2024 2:52 AM

R231, is Number 96 any good?

by Anonymousreply 237June 27, 2024 3:04 AM

Was groundbreaking for its time but also had camp moments.

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by Anonymousreply 238June 27, 2024 3:30 AM

I'm Cussons Imperial Leather soap.

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by Anonymousreply 239June 27, 2024 4:37 PM

I'm Jack Thompson, the sex symbol of the 1970s.

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by Anonymousreply 240June 28, 2024 2:43 AM

I’m the imported tv show that made me run home from school to watch with my babysitter. She was my favorite character.

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by Anonymousreply 241June 28, 2024 2:02 PM

We're Chopper Squad aka Three Hunks in a Helicopter.

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by Anonymousreply 242June 28, 2024 2:21 PM

I'm the bright idea to have Sarah Brightman star as Norma Desmond in Melbourne.

by Anonymousreply 243June 28, 2024 2:32 PM

I’m Ja’mie. I’m quiche.

by Anonymousreply 244June 28, 2024 4:57 PM

I say "No" all retarded and shit.

by Anonymousreply 245June 28, 2024 4:59 PM

Naur

by Anonymousreply 246June 28, 2024 5:04 PM

I out-counted Alexis Carrington Colby at her worst.

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by Anonymousreply 247June 28, 2024 6:47 PM

I'm sun-bleached blonde, tan all over and I surf. I say "mite" at the end of most sentences. I am fearless and brush off the fact that most things on this continent are deadly and/or poisonous and generally out to kill me.

by Anonymousreply 248June 28, 2024 6:54 PM

Shydney!

by Anonymousreply 249June 28, 2024 7:35 PM

R247 here. I meant to type out-cunted…damned autocorrect 😒

by Anonymousreply 250June 28, 2024 8:23 PM

I'm the 2000 Sydney Olympics!

by Anonymousreply 251June 29, 2024 4:45 AM

R186 I like the dark choc ones, also the double-choc coated ones. I tried a regular Tim Tam before and it was so good. They disastrously tweaked the recipe a while back, made them too sweet with a slightly waxier texture. This latest batch tastes good with just the right amount of saltyness to offset the sweetness.

by Anonymousreply 252June 29, 2024 6:32 AM

The Tim Tams might have been for export if they were so sweet?

by Anonymousreply 253June 29, 2024 6:37 AM

I'm too laid back and burning under the thinning ozone to be offended by anything in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 254June 30, 2024 3:46 AM

I'm Chris Hemsworth with a spider on my face.

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by Anonymousreply 255June 30, 2024 5:43 AM

They eat the housecats, actually they encourage the Aborigines to eat the cats, here they make fun about it and give recipes, Brit adjacents killing cats, I hope they don't kill the black people.

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by Anonymousreply 256June 30, 2024 5:19 PM

They eat the housecats, actually they encourage the Aborigines to eat the cats, here they make fun about it and give recipes, Brit adjacents killing cats, I hope they don't kill the black people.

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by Anonymousreply 257June 30, 2024 5:19 PM

They eat the housecats, actually they encourage the Aborigines to eat the cats, here they make fun about it and give recipes, Brit adjacents killing cats, I hope they don't kill the black people.

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by Anonymousreply 258June 30, 2024 5:19 PM

They eat the housecats, actually they encourage the Aborigines to eat the cats, here they make fun about it and give recipes, Brit adjacents killing cats, I hope they don't kill the black people.

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by Anonymousreply 259June 30, 2024 5:19 PM

I’m mad for sausage rolls. I can’t replicate them in the US.

by Anonymousreply 260June 30, 2024 6:35 PM

I’m Gina Rinehart. I am down to earth and empathetic of all humans.

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by Anonymousreply 261June 30, 2024 7:41 PM

I'm faking my cancer.

by Anonymousreply 262June 30, 2024 7:53 PM

R261 - THIS is Gina Rinehart. Haven't you followed the outrage? It made international news - somehow.

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by Anonymousreply 263June 30, 2024 10:16 PM

I'm Skippy.

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by Anonymousreply 264July 5, 2024 5:22 AM

I'm Noeline Donaher from Sylvania Waters. I have "No Regrets"!

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by Anonymousreply 265July 5, 2024 5:37 AM

Oh, Ryan Gosling at r3, you're not that short!

by Anonymousreply 266July 5, 2024 5:39 AM

I'm Harold Holt. I was the Prime Minister who went for a swim at the beach and never came back.

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by Anonymousreply 267July 5, 2024 5:40 AM

I’m the Girthmasterr!

by Anonymousreply 268July 5, 2024 5:59 AM

I'm staggered that I haven't been mentioned, unique beauty that I am!

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by Anonymousreply 269July 5, 2024 6:01 AM

I'm a country member.

by Anonymousreply 270July 5, 2024 6:01 AM

I am Australia and Nicole Kidman is one of my most beautiful gifts.

by Anonymousreply 271July 5, 2024 6:11 AM

I'm the Australian with the most Academy Awards.

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by Anonymousreply 272July 5, 2024 6:16 AM

I’m the Anzac biscuits.

by Anonymousreply 273July 5, 2024 6:34 AM

I'm Matilda. A song has been written about me.

by Anonymousreply 274July 5, 2024 9:06 AM

I'm the Great Barrier Reef not so great anymore.

by Anonymousreply 275July 5, 2024 12:37 PM

I'm Melissa George.

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by Anonymousreply 276July 5, 2024 12:39 PM

Erk, R276. We don't want her, and she became a US citizen over a decade ago. You're stuck with her.

by Anonymousreply 277July 5, 2024 1:41 PM

Why am I fathering so many kids?

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by Anonymousreply 278July 6, 2024 5:32 PM

278 replies and none of you are us? You’d be nothing without us in the 70s giving you a good reason to go out and shake your asses.

For shame!

- Barry, Maurice and Robin - we changed an era with our beats

by Anonymousreply 279July 7, 2024 8:00 AM

I’m the internet chef popularly known as RecipeTinEats

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by Anonymousreply 280July 7, 2024 9:34 AM

I'm Bluey, a delightful childrens show. Linked is their very best episode, "Sleepytime'. FF 25 seconds to avoid the annoying opening. Seriously, it's very creative.

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by Anonymousreply 281July 7, 2024 10:05 AM

Let's be Austrian!

by Anonymousreply 282July 7, 2024 1:06 PM

KROIKAY!!

by Anonymousreply 283July 7, 2024 1:10 PM

R280, if you want an Australian internet chef you should try this guy.

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by Anonymousreply 284July 7, 2024 3:29 PM

Bad link R284.

by Anonymousreply 285July 7, 2024 4:57 PM

R284, If it's Andy Cooks...he's a Kiwi.

by Anonymousreply 286July 7, 2024 7:52 PM

I'm Marcia Hines. I am an American but came here to do Hair and stayed.

by Anonymousreply 287July 8, 2024 7:47 PM

r281 I love that show. It's adorable. The child voice actors are too precious with their little Aussie accents.

by Anonymousreply 288July 8, 2024 10:05 PM

I'm a scary Roo and I'm gonna attack you!

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by Anonymousreply 289July 8, 2024 10:18 PM

I'm brekky. That means breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 290July 8, 2024 10:32 PM

Trying again.

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by Anonymousreply 291July 9, 2024 2:57 PM

I'm what happens when you try to play golf.

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by Anonymousreply 292July 9, 2024 3:04 PM

I'm a Roo trying to kill your dog.

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by Anonymousreply 293July 9, 2024 4:46 PM

I’m the 25 ounce can of Fosters.

For breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 294July 9, 2024 6:18 PM

He looks like Ron Offerman @ r198.

I’m a great white shark. I troll all the surfers just waiting for them to become my lunch.

by Anonymousreply 295July 10, 2024 12:58 AM

I'm Ian 'Molly' Meldrum. Do yourself a favor and don't look under my hat.

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by Anonymousreply 296July 10, 2024 3:47 AM

Finding a spider in the car.

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by Anonymousreply 297July 10, 2024 3:51 AM

Fuck the Murdoch Sun.

by Anonymousreply 298July 10, 2024 3:57 AM

R296 what, praytell is under the hat? Is he deformed or something?

by Anonymousreply 299July 10, 2024 5:09 PM

I'm the McDonald's in Yass, NSW.

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by Anonymousreply 300July 10, 2024 10:41 PM

I'm Paul Hogan's terrible 1980's Australian tourism ads.

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by Anonymousreply 301July 15, 2024 6:35 AM

I’m friendlyjordies/Jordan Shanks, one of the most hilarious, handsome, and intelligent YouTubers to ever YouTube.

by Anonymousreply 302July 15, 2024 7:18 AM

I'm a penis being touched for the crime of eating a succulent Chinese meal.

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by Anonymousreply 303July 15, 2024 7:21 AM

I should be so lucky...lucky...lucky...lucky I should be so lucky in loooovvve

by Anonymousreply 304July 15, 2024 7:55 AM

r302 I'm the firebomb that hit his house.

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by Anonymousreply 305July 15, 2024 8:09 AM

I'm the turtles from Finding Nemo/Dory. 🐠 🐟

by Anonymousreply 306July 15, 2024 11:42 PM

I'm the tree spiders that have fun jumping on human heads.

by Anonymousreply 307July 16, 2024 12:10 AM

I’m the QANTAS flight attendant that you’ll meet at Hula’s in Waikiki. I look like an Adonis, but will be a dud in bed.

by Anonymousreply 308July 16, 2024 12:41 AM

I’m the golden wattle plant, the flower and foliage of which is the inspiration for the gold and green colors of Team Australia’s uniforms.

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by Anonymousreply 309July 16, 2024 1:28 AM

R299 - Molly is widely recognised for his trademark Stetson hat, which he has regularly worn in public since the 1980s. This was to hide hair loss.

by Anonymousreply 310July 16, 2024 1:35 AM

I'm Mr. Wong.

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by Anonymousreply 311July 16, 2024 1:40 AM

R305 - yeah, that all happened not long after I started watching his stuff and I was shocked to learn how much he’s been tangled up with. I can’t help but love the guy.

by Anonymousreply 312July 16, 2024 1:45 AM

Do they really do that r307? Jesus Cod, I would have heart failure.

by Anonymousreply 313July 16, 2024 3:13 AM

Better get some digitalis dear because America is moving that way lickety-split.

by Anonymousreply 314July 16, 2024 5:38 AM

Further to R301 this ad was apparently a disaster.

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by Anonymousreply 315July 16, 2024 5:52 AM

I'm the dullest soap ever, Neighbours.

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by Anonymousreply 316July 16, 2024 3:16 PM

I'm Kath Day Knight!

by Anonymousreply 317July 16, 2024 3:32 PM

Im Judy Davis

by Anonymousreply 318July 16, 2024 4:33 PM

I'm that other Australian movie about a talking pig:

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by Anonymousreply 319July 16, 2024 4:36 PM

I'm Aunty Jack.

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by Anonymousreply 320July 16, 2024 9:09 PM

I'm a complete and utter lack of foreplay.

by Anonymousreply 321July 20, 2024 8:48 AM

I'm a drongo.

by Anonymousreply 322July 21, 2024 12:48 AM

R322 we already knew that.

by Anonymousreply 323July 21, 2024 12:51 AM
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