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Suddenly, it’s summer 😫

Everyone is sweating and fighting. Everyone smells like garbage and the garbage on the streets smell like decomposing bodies

by Anonymousreply 72June 26, 2024 4:05 AM

One summer never ends, one summer never began

by Anonymousreply 1June 21, 2024 11:16 AM

I love summer!

I have a big ass Carrier 3-ton and some of my local utility's stock.

YOUR high bills pay MY quarterly dividends.

by Anonymousreply 2June 21, 2024 11:51 AM

I don't see how I'm going to make it through the summah.

by Anonymousreply 3June 21, 2024 11:53 AM

r2, I have two 5-ton high-efficient units and I run my inside temp warm as to not over use my units.

In Las Vegas, we need to either feed Warren Buffett, and also pay for expensive replacements, or accept the global warming consequences of a little summer discomfort.

I'm saving up for solar.

by Anonymousreply 4June 21, 2024 12:00 PM

Where do you live that you smell garbage on the street, Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 5June 21, 2024 12:02 PM

R5 New York City, of course.

by Anonymousreply 6June 21, 2024 12:05 PM

Wash your asses and clean up, you wretches

by Anonymousreply 7June 21, 2024 12:07 PM

A detest summer

by Anonymousreply 8June 21, 2024 12:19 PM

And people who eat outside alfresco with the horns honking and people staring at your food and the boiling sun making your food look gaggy

by Anonymousreply 9June 21, 2024 1:15 PM

Food, not unlike people over 30, should be gently cuddled with low lighting

by Anonymousreply 10June 21, 2024 1:22 PM

It shouldn’t glisten in the boiling 🥵 harsh sunlight

by Anonymousreply 11June 21, 2024 1:27 PM

The lack of personal hygiene is really pronounced when you live in a condo full of South east Asians. Year round.

by Anonymousreply 12June 21, 2024 1:35 PM

South Asians.

by Anonymousreply 13June 21, 2024 1:35 PM

Summer? Break out the caftans, girls!

by Anonymousreply 14June 21, 2024 1:35 PM

[quote] And people who eat outside alfresco

As opposed to inside alfresco?

by Anonymousreply 15June 21, 2024 2:37 PM

Eating outside in the full blazing summer sun is miserable. Nicer weather and shade is required.

by Anonymousreply 16June 21, 2024 3:01 PM

Aren’t you a happy fellow?

by Anonymousreply 17June 21, 2024 3:36 PM

Don’t get me started about when an alley of dried piss is resurrected by 110 degree scorching sunlight

by Anonymousreply 18June 21, 2024 4:38 PM

“My name is Allison McKenzie. Where I was born, time was told not by the clock or the calendar, but by the seasons. Summer was carefree contentment. Autumn was that bittersweet time of regret for moments that had ended and things that were yet undone. And then winter fell, with a cold mantle of caution and chill, it nipped our noses and our arrogance and made us move closer to the warm stoves of memory and desire. Spring was promise. But there was a fifth season, of love. And only the wise or the lucky ones new where to find it.”

by Anonymousreply 19June 21, 2024 5:53 PM

"knew"*--cut and pasted from a site

by Anonymousreply 20June 21, 2024 5:54 PM

Of course, one could easily go to a chilled 🥶 movie theater with an iced Coolatta and some fatty fat food. Are there any good horror movies?

by Anonymousreply 21June 21, 2024 6:05 PM

Suddenly Salad

Suddenly Susan

Suddenly by Olivia Newton-John & Cliff Richard

by Anonymousreply 22June 21, 2024 8:52 PM

You’re so poetic, OP.

by Anonymousreply 23June 21, 2024 8:54 PM

I walked across a large parking lot. It was unpleasant.

by Anonymousreply 24June 21, 2024 8:54 PM

Suddenly by Billy Ocean

Suddenly Last Summer by the Motels

by Anonymousreply 25June 21, 2024 8:55 PM

Sullen Summer

by Anonymousreply 26June 21, 2024 9:10 PM

And it's new, the shape of your body

It's blue, the feeling I've got

And it's ooh, whoa, oh

It's a cruel summer

It's cool, that's what I tell 'em

No rules in breakable heaven

But ooh, whoa oh

It's a cruel summer

With you

by Anonymousreply 27June 21, 2024 9:11 PM

Its too damn hot. I hate summer

by Anonymousreply 28June 21, 2024 9:19 PM

Hi Frieda r28

by Anonymousreply 29June 21, 2024 9:23 PM

It’s 114 in Phoenix. It’s an f-ing roastarama.

by Anonymousreply 30June 21, 2024 9:28 PM

something about you boy...

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by Anonymousreply 31June 21, 2024 9:39 PM

I’m putting out the fire 🔥 with GASOLINE ⛽️

by Anonymousreply 32June 21, 2024 9:41 PM

A place for a moment, an end to dream

And then Suddenly, cruel summer

by Anonymousreply 33June 21, 2024 9:49 PM

What really happened to Sebastian last summer?

by Anonymousreply 34June 21, 2024 9:50 PM

Relax OP and enjoy some Bananarama.

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by Anonymousreply 35June 21, 2024 9:52 PM
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by Anonymousreply 36June 21, 2024 9:55 PM

Hot Fun in The Summertime with a pitcher of Sangria 🍹 to chase away the Summertime Blues 🎵

by Anonymousreply 37June 21, 2024 10:17 PM

Quel vivide.

by Anonymousreply 38June 21, 2024 11:27 PM

It’s summer eat my ass it’s summer suck my taint

by Anonymousreply 39June 21, 2024 11:34 PM

I like not having to heat my house.

by Anonymousreply 40June 21, 2024 11:45 PM

R39, OH MY!!!

by Anonymousreply 41June 21, 2024 11:53 PM

Listen to Janet...

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by Anonymousreply 42June 22, 2024 12:08 AM

Dark Summer

Under the thunder-dark, the cicadas resound. The storm in the sky mounts, but is not yet heard. The shaft and the flash wait, but are not yet found.

The apples that hang and swell for the late comer, The simple spell, the rite not for our word, The kisses not for our mouths,–light the dark summer.

Louise Bogan

by Anonymousreply 43June 22, 2024 12:11 AM

The Boys knew what to do

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by Anonymousreply 44June 22, 2024 12:43 AM
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by Anonymousreply 45June 22, 2024 3:43 AM

It was finally warm here in Norway! After 12 degrees for the first three weeks of June. We now have like 22-25 degrees, normal temps for summer here.

by Anonymousreply 46June 22, 2024 4:49 AM

The DL audience is still doing the Celsius to Fahrenheit conversion

by Anonymousreply 47June 22, 2024 12:43 PM

R47- Not surprising considering the vast majority of Dataloungers are American.

by Anonymousreply 48June 22, 2024 1:52 PM

The hottest hotel stay I've ever had was in Oslo Norway during white nights in the early '90s. My hotel window faced West and it did not get dark there till 11 PM or later.

When I returned to my room from dinner, it was like a blast furnace. No air conditioning in my hotel room, just a tiny shitty widow that titled inward. Hotter that day in Oslo than Houston, Texas.

by Anonymousreply 49June 22, 2024 1:55 PM

[Quote] [R5] New York City, of course.

Better that than garbage in the houses.

by Anonymousreply 50June 22, 2024 2:13 PM

I'm in Houston and I don't feel it's as hot as it was last year but it's not July yet so no doubt it will get worse. AC set at 72°. So far the daily temps are hovering around 92ish. The humidity is the killer.

by Anonymousreply 51June 22, 2024 2:26 PM

[quote] It was finally warm here in Norway! After 12 degrees for the first three weeks of June. We now have like 22-25 degrees, normal temps for summer here.

I don’t understand your fancy European temperatures. 22-25 sounds freezing to me.

by Anonymousreply 52June 22, 2024 2:48 PM

Room temp is 21, R52

0 is when water freezes, 100 is when it boils.

by Anonymousreply 53June 22, 2024 3:01 PM

What is 22-25 Celsius in Fahrenheit?

by Anonymousreply 54June 22, 2024 3:35 PM

I prefer Fahrenheit. 180 degrees between water freezing and boiling. Normal air temps range from 0-100. Much more precise and intuitive. You get bellow 0 or above 100 and you’re in trouble.

by Anonymousreply 55June 22, 2024 3:49 PM

It’s 71.5 to 77 degrees Fagenheit

by Anonymousreply 56June 22, 2024 4:09 PM

Is anyone else playing “theme from a Summers Place’ during tonight’s full moon 🌕 ?

by Anonymousreply 57June 22, 2024 5:04 PM

Great choice, R57. Going back even further, there's this:

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by Anonymousreply 58June 22, 2024 8:52 PM

[quote] I prefer Fahrenheit. 180 degrees between water freezing and boiling. Normal air temps range from 0-100. Much more precise and intuitive.

What? Celsius is more intuitive: 0 is freezing and 100 is boiling.

You can say that the temperature is 26.5 degrees Celsius. That would be precise.

by Anonymousreply 59June 22, 2024 8:59 PM

Sweet corn 🌽

by Anonymousreply 60June 22, 2024 9:07 PM

Celsius is better for some things, but not for weather. For weather, the scale of 0-100 you boast about works in Fahrenheit, not in Celsius. The boiling point of water is not generally relevant to human experience. It should not set the scale.

by Anonymousreply 61June 22, 2024 9:09 PM

I have been waving at perfect strangers and singing, “see you in September, or lose you to a summer love 💕 “

by Anonymousreply 62June 24, 2024 6:57 PM

Have a good time, but remember

There is danger in the summer moon 🌝 above

by Anonymousreply 63June 24, 2024 8:21 PM

Lick my sweet asshole

by Anonymousreply 64June 24, 2024 8:27 PM

Be glad there isn't a ton of horse poop on the streets any longer.

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by Anonymousreply 65June 24, 2024 8:29 PM

I remember a tall, 19th-century building was being torn down in the city and when workers began excavating the huge foundation, the smell of horseshit was everywhere. It must've been buried wherever it could be back then. It was like a time capsule from a century or more. I felt a connection with people from back then.

by Anonymousreply 66June 24, 2024 9:03 PM

Ripe outdoor workers wearing polyester or nylon safety/high visibility garments stink like hell.

I know cotton fades faster, but polyester and nylon items should not be allowed to be worn in summer. The smell is unbelievable.

by Anonymousreply 67June 24, 2024 10:11 PM

It’s bad. I only wear loose dresses when I have to go outside for the dog. And I’m a 250 lb bear.

by Anonymousreply 68June 24, 2024 10:57 PM

I don’t think horse poo lasts that long. It just ground up legume. Probably the least offensive animal dropping.

by Anonymousreply 69June 24, 2024 10:59 PM

[quote] —You could eat it

Pass.

by Anonymousreply 70June 24, 2024 11:28 PM

Tomorrow in NY is going to be Saharan

by Anonymousreply 71June 25, 2024 9:44 PM

We have had like 4 or 5 days of around 22 degrees C. Friday it's over. It's supposed to be cold and rain. Next week we'll be back to our cold summer with 15 to 18 degrees. And my vacation starts next week. Isn't that fun.

by Anonymousreply 72June 26, 2024 4:05 AM
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