Glen Powell for Interview Magazine

Glen is close to comprehending that there is such a thing as overexposure.

I’ve lost interest in this jar of mayo…unless he’s presenting hard cock.

He's also peacocking, signalling to potential beards far and wide that it's now or never to apply for the position.

I am about as secular and non-believing as it gets, but the ubiquitousness of Glen Powell is making me believe the Devil is real and deals can be made with him.

The hype and pre-sales for Twisters must be underwhelming. His team is terrified that people will see he is smoke and mirrors.

He should so some extreme erotic project and then spend all of his time ala Jonathan Bailey discussing “intimacy coordinators”, thus earning hundreds of headlines and earning Twitter (X) points for discussing what they all want to do but are too afraid to “really” do.

He reminds me of Patrick Wilson, as both are typical white guys but insanely hot with bodies to die for that they are not ashamed to show off.

This capybara's PR team is doing amazing work.

Aww his “mentor” advising him on how to spend his newfound “political capital.”

Dull Face thread

He looks like the kind of dude who would rape you in an elevator and then say “You’re Welcome!”

Is he this years' Hugh Jackman?

Are they rebooting the Matrix R9?

r11 I very much would have said "Thank you" afterwards so the "You're welcome!" checks out.

[quote] He reminds me of Patrick Wilson, as both are typical white guys but insanely hot with bodies to die for that they are not ashamed to show off.

Except Patrick Wilson doesn’t have a flat ass like Glen.

^Flat???

I don't want more rodent men but I don't want this either.

I miss Patrick Wilson's ass

Hollywood is so desperate to make him the next leading man. They have no one else. It’s pathetic.

He is exhausting. This is getting very old very fast.

He reminds me of Tori Spelling’s ex Dean McDermott

[quote]The hype and pre-sales for Twisters must be underwhelming. His team is terrified that people will see he is smoke and mirrors.

That sounds like conjecture on your part.

Where are the receipts?

Yawn.

Yes, Glen seems to be everywhere, but that only makes him even more boring than he already is.

Can't Hollywood find someone more exciting?

Something about that first name renders the person perpetually dull.

What a douche.

He has beautiful, green eyes.

I loved his closeups in ANYONE BUT YOU.

r16, he does have a his flatter ass in his Men's Health spread. Did he get implants or something or did the studio enhance his rump? Movies already do facial CGI filters, why not enhance the lead's ass?

In GQ it was flatter. That is not the same ass we see in r16's movie shot. Asses, unlike other areas, don't just grow, considering he's already fit.

Hit Man was ok but definitely not worth the hype. While he doesn’t get his ass out this time, there is a scene where she rides him but again nothing is shown.

The GQ pic is at a different angle. He does an extensive nude scene in that movie shown in the gif upthread and the ass is phat.

Dear Glen: Less is more.

r29 and it's 2024, everything is touched up in big budget movies today. They could have easily enhanced his ass, just like they filtered away any blemishes or wrinkles from his face and every other actors face in movies today. Get with the time, toots.

R31, just because you have an ass like a pancake doesn’t mean everyone does. Sorry for u (not really).

r32 what does my ass have to do with any of this? Your comeback was weak and doesn't relate to this topic. We aren't gauging what is or isn't a pancake ass. We are pointing out that his ass grew two to three sizes in a movie, compared to what we saw in Men's Health. So, one of the two camps were playing with filters. Considering how lackluster his ass looked in Men's Health, I'm going to assume the movie enhanced his rear features.

He does get exhausting very quickly but what’s the alternative - more rodent twinks and Austin Butler?

[quote][R32] what does my ass have to do with any of this?

Your jealousy of this man is palpable in every post that you make, my dear, and it is quite obvious to even those of us without a pysch degree that you are projecting your shortcomings on a man who (fortunately) has no idea you exist. But, do keep posting. I quite enjoy having a laugh at your expense.

Can't determine whether the photos are serious or not. They give off a Zoolander vibe.

R30: He even pokes fun of that in that puff piece where him and McConaughey jerk each other off. My guess is he’ll say yes to everything until they stop sending him 100 scripts a day. So much for mama and papa Powell not trying to make him happen.

Twisters is make or break for him.

The important question is, was he ever desperate enough to go the casting couch route? He said he was serving tables at one point so...

Media whores are also usually other kinds of whores.

I agree r40. The fact that he's sort of an old whore to be just getting his big break makes me wonder what hotter 20 year old Glen was doing?