Susann was in love with her. She broke into Ethel’s home. Ethel had a restraining order. WTF was wrong with Jackie?
They were rumored to have had a lesbian affair. They were seen making out at some show on a sofa.
Why did Jacqueline Susann want to fuck Ethel Merman so badly?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 20, 2024 7:08 PM |
Who would want to fuck Ethel Merman good?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 20, 2024 10:29 AM |
"Why did Jacqueline Susann want to fuck Ethel Merman so badly?"
This is a brand new sentence. Never in the history of the English language have these words been put together to form a single sentence
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 20, 2024 10:34 AM |
Between this and the “Luke/Ivan” gossip thread, it looks like Defacto is trying to get the last drops of his mania wrung out before the holiday is over.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 20, 2024 10:40 AM |
The paisley dolls made Jackie crave "The Merm."
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 20, 2024 10:46 AM |
Because she wanted to hear Ethel have an orgasm! Windows shattered, I'm sure.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 20, 2024 10:49 AM |
There’s NO business like HO business like NO business I KNOW
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 20, 2024 10:52 AM |
At the moment of orgasm, Merman would yell, Everything's coming up roses!"
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 20, 2024 10:53 AM |
When sufficiently stimulated, Merm’s vagine played Alexander’s Ragtime Band.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 20, 2024 10:57 AM |
OP
THERE'S NO PUSSY LIKE MY PUSSY LIKE NO PUSSY I KNOW !
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 20, 2024 3:00 PM |
Jackie was a good friend of pills - uppers and downers. Valley of the Dolls was not fiction. Hence, her mind was off kilter.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 20, 2024 3:16 PM |
Anybody remember the ‘zine, “Dead Jackie Susann Quarterly” from the 90s?
I miss that decade.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 20, 2024 3:45 PM |
Hell if I know
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 20, 2024 3:50 PM |
Ethel Merman was basically a singing Shelley Winters!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 20, 2024 4:07 PM |
Shelley Long and Ethel Merman should done a mother and daughter comedy in the early 80’s.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 20, 2024 4:43 PM |
Neither one of them were anything to look at.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 20, 2024 5:12 PM |
Did she snatch her wig off like Helen Lawson?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 20, 2024 5:22 PM |
'Irving get your dyke wife off of me' - the Merm
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 20, 2024 7:02 PM |
r18 my eyes! Everything is pink now! It's like La Vie en Rose.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 20, 2024 7:08 PM |