Why do so many male stars marry makeup artists?

Because it's easy to meet makeup artists in their profession?

At least in Edwards' case, his wife sold her cosmetics company to Estee Lauder for big money.

You forgot James spader

They’re often experts at kissing as well as making up.

Because they’re both forced to spend hours and hours together and eventually get to know each other as real people.

Previously I was a colorist and took a job cutting hair. During the pandemic, as a hairdresser we were forbidden to do beard trims, so I’ve never done one.

When I was finally allowed to do them, touching the face has to be one of the most erotic things you can do if either person is even slightly attractive.

rubbing their titties on them during makeup.

Yes, but when she realized even she could not perform miracles, it was over.

Industry-wise he traded up to to actress status with Mare Winningham.

Gender-reversed example: Vicki Lawrence.

Melody Thomas’s firstborn is the result of her affair with makeup artist Carlos Yeaggy. Lauren Kaslow married makeup artist Nick Schillace (I think the Knots Landing character was named for him).

I thin R4 nailed the season.