People who look like German peasants

G of course.

Jesse Plemons.

Margie Pipebomb Greene

A German peasant.

Marjorie Taylor Greene

Leo DiCaprio

Damian Lewis

R6 DiCaprio is an Italian name

Hillary Clinton.

The late John Denver.

R8 - his mom is German.

Regarding Leonard DiCaprio:

[quote] His mother is German and his father is of Italian and German descent. His maternal grandfather, Wilhelm Indenbirken, was German, and his maternal grandmother, Helene Indenbirken, was a Russian immigrant living in Germany.

Kyle Rittenhouse.

Trump

Amy Schumer

Rachel Dratch

Adam Driver

Lena Dunham

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Jonah Hill

Felicity Huffman

Kristen Dunst

Josh Hutcherson

Are there still German peasants around?

Caitlin Jenner

Margot Robbie

Mariska Hargitay looks like a Hungarian peasant, sneering at the price of paprika in a Budapest market.

Mariska Hargitay's mother is Jayne Mansfield. I never understood the allure. On another thread. I likened Jayne to Loni Anderson. Another poster said that Loni played Jayne in a biopic. Perfect casting!

Jojo Siwa, who looks like the offspring of peasants Leo DiCaprio and Amy Schumer.

Taylor Swift

Emma Stone

Jack Black

Jeff Daniels

Daryl Hannah

Uma Thurman

Tilda Swinton

Rosie O'Donnell

Rhea Perlman

Angelica Houston

That's just a list of people you don't like, r25. I'll give you Jack Black and Rosie but that's it. Tilda Swinton and Emma Stone? Come on.

Elton John

Jeremy Renner

Elmo musk

R26 Emma Stone without makeup.

Tilda Swinton without makeup. I rest my case.

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Charlotte Rae

Viola Davis

Definitely Amy Schumer.

Rhea Perlman?

Is a German peasant more desirable than a thick ankled Slav?

GermanGayGuy

Warrior

Teacake

I thought German peasants had giant, doughy, featureless potato faces but apparently it means any celebrity you don't like.

Grace Kelly in her later years.

[Quote]Mariska Hargitay looks like a Hungarian peasant, sneering at the price of paprika in a Budapest market.

One of the best and truest sentences I've read on the DL. I guffawed.

These German peasants

Sandra Oh

Considering that German peasants were pretty much the main initial immigrant wave to every state between Maine and Texas - particularly PA and OH - this should be a long list.

Kate McKinnon

A DL thread some years ago established that Martha Stewart looks like a German peasant, or at least a Polish peasant, just back from digging in the potato field.

Martha is definitely Polish.

Tilda looks nordic not german

irish folk do not look german. many of you have never set foot in germany

polish people often look baltic or russian or nordic. not german

Cherman

Margo Martindale

Me.

^ Me too 😉

Martha Plimpton

Linda Lavin

Ina Garten.

Matt Damon

Matt Gaetz

Imagine having the face of a German peasant but not even keeping your foreskin. Welcome to America.

Post WWII German peasants

Northern peasants turned into southern industrial workers

German peasants

peasant as propaganda

German peasants

Maria Schell

Comic book illustrator Rob Liefeld looks like he'd be at home preparing frischkäse in his bauernhof

Camryn Manheim

R22- Mariska Hargitay looks like a LESBIAN peasant sneering at the price of paprika in a Budapest market.

Glen Powell

Mindy Cohn

Chrissy Metz

Oprah Winfrey

John Cena

Muslim? Or non Muslim?

R74 huh?

I still paraphrase from a Bret Easton Ellis novel: "You could never tell if they were homeless people or German tourists".

Hitler

Mamie, Louisa and Grace.

Didn't there used to be a Tumbler page titled, Lesbian or German woman?

J-Lo

Myself

Charo

[quote]I thought German peasants had giant, doughy, featureless potato faces but apparently it means any celebrity you don't like.

I look more like melting bologna, but maybe that's because I'm only half German.

-Jeremy Renner

I've always wondered how the German people felt about the Nazi Aryan propaganda when only a fraction of Germans actually look like that.

most americans alas

This thread is useless without pics.

Drumpf, of course.

I've always associated peasants with hardy, stout looks. Not necessarily ugly but wholesome and outdoorsy.

Mia Wasikowska.

Never could stand her. She ruined Jane Eyre for me.

R64 don’t push your lifestyle on us