Meet my future husband, Ruben Namibia

Just look at his huge tits and meaty thighs.

How many threads do we need on this bore?

None.

Does he speak Namibian?

We've already met, OP. Do a search before starting new threads.

He's going to Bali this October, and he wants you to join him.

Poor guy looks bored as hell.

Namibia is larger than the State of Texas, with only 2.5 million people.

I doubt that there's anyone (male or female) within 100 miles of him, in any direction.

All he has are his animals.

Honey, you ain't 100% white.

Fifth thread about this guy. Enough already!

Yet another straight guy.

Yawn.

OMG, just look at those thighs.

No other languages in a region with dozens of them—meh.

[Quote] Fifth thread about this guy.

I’m sure it’s not the same deranged person posting all of them.

Ruben needs a good rimming.

And I'm the person to givei it to him!

OP: you can't hear his accent when he's giving you a BJ.

Is he gay? He says partner but that may be common speak for girlfriend/boyfriend where he from. He is so fkin hot.

I need to stay at Sossusvlei Desert Lodge.

It looks absolutely gorgeous. Especially with Ruben lounging in the pool.

I'm guessing it must be expensive as hell.

This is my absolute favorite video from Ruben's Instagram.

He lives such an idyllic life.

I love how the comments pointed out that he lives with a real-life Poomba, Rafiki, and Timon (from The Lion King movie).

It's true! Who in this world gets to have a baboon, a warthog, and a meerkat as pets?

The funny thing is that I absolutely hate monkeys. They terrify me.

But his baboon Cindy is such a sweetheart. She's so gentle, and I love how she touches his arm so that he holds her paw.

It's just the sweetest thing ever.

Poor Cindy had a health scare.

Sad, last days.

OP had to go all the way to Nambia to find someone to lust over?

Well the people of Rome had to go all the way to Argentina to find a bishop!

[Quote] Who in this world gets to have a baboon, a warthog, and a meerkat as pets?

Eric, Don Jr and Ivanka.

I think that Fort Lauderdale t-shirt gives us all the information we need....

He’s a crappy tourist?

He has very nice feet at R19.

Ruben was live streaming about four hours ago.

With puppies!

And lots of feet and spread legs.

BUMP

Omg can we keep the thirst for this lame rando to one or two threads?!? I just opened DL and the board is papered with this dude. He’s NOT all that.

R28 is Cindy the Baboon.

[quote]I need to stay at Sossusvlei Desert Lodge.

Eh, it's no beautiful Mount Airy Lodge.

[quote] Yet another straight guy.

Well that would certainly explain the Datalounge fascination with him.

[quote]Does he speak Namibian?

FYI, Namibian isn't a language. The official language is English.

He speaks Afrikaans.

Fuck him and his colonizer bloodline.

[quote] Fuck him

Gladly!

^So spend a lot more time trying to get to him rather than creating so many damn threads about him. Keep your eyes on the prize!

Come Learn More About My Baboon Sister

I am pasting my post from the other thread, and I stand by this

No joke- This guy got 50K new subscribers in less than 3 months. That's major for a channel like that with very limited content. He is using is bulge and calves. Honestly, the channel is a one note dead end. He has ANOTHER live video coming up "Come learn about my baboon sister Cindy!" Jesus Christ. He just had a "Come learn about my baboon sister Cindy" video 2 weeks ago.

Keep the faith Thindy! I know when a pimp is pimping out a ho

And that poor old baboon is being pimped out until the bitter end-

Thindy.

Bulge.

Legs.

Meerkat

Repeat.

How old is this baboon's brother?

[quote] I am pasting my post from the other thread

In which of the other six threads?

R39- 23-25-- I THINK 24-

[quote] He is using is bulge and calves

I really don't have a problem with that.