Cristy Lane, y’all
She wants to share her philosophy of life with you.
And wants to know when the hell she gets her Broadway musical about her life.
She was just a simple housewife singing while warshing the breakfast dishes.
Her husband got the idea to make her a star and packed the family up and moved to Nashville. No record label would sign his wife, so he started pumping out the records himself and buying up all the television ad time between The Price is Right and As The World Turns.
Unfortunately, while Cristy was sangin’ about Jesus, her husband was being arrested and put in jail.
She learned to take one day at a time!
I hope you’ve been inspired by Cristy’s testimony and will campaign to get her story on Broad-way.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 20, 2024 3:10 AM
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A great come back vehicle for Jennifer Love Hewett.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 19, 2024 2:52 AM
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She perfected the mother of the bride look.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 19, 2024 2:53 AM
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When I was in Vietnam, there were just 2 people with me: Jesus Christ. And Christy Lane.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 19, 2024 2:54 AM
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[quote]And Christy Lane.
No H, sweety. She’s not Jesus H. Christ. Yet.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 19, 2024 2:58 AM
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[quote]She perfected the mother of the bride look.
And the tense smile, like someone is going to judge her because she didn’t serve Jordan almonds at her daughter’s wedding reception.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 19, 2024 3:01 AM
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[quote]So where's MY musical? —Slim Whitman
Same place as your career.
Signed Nana Mouskari, whose tv commercial says she sold more records than the Beatles!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 19, 2024 3:06 AM
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One day at a time, Sweet Jesus!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 19, 2024 3:34 AM
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[quote] Nana Mouskari. Oh, dear.
Fuck off. My career hasn’t been that great lately and I can’t afford the extra letters.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 19, 2024 3:39 AM
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Her and Cathy Mitchell should make lesbian porn together.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 19, 2024 3:53 AM
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One Day at a Time: Bonnie Franklin.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 19, 2024 4:04 AM
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How’s your day going? Just remember: It’s one day at a time.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 19, 2024 6:49 PM
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It wasn't even her fucking top 40 hit. It was MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. Look it up.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 20, 2024 1:03 AM
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Get Christie Love instead.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 20, 2024 1:13 AM
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[quote]It wasn't even her fucking top 40 hit. It was MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. Look it up. —Marilyn Sellars
Get a grip, Marilyn. Everybody was singing this song in the 1970s. I think you had to memorize it before you attended an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 20, 2024 2:30 AM
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I much prefer Nathan Lane dressed as Cristy Lane going to the supermarket for Wheat Crisps and a douche bag
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 20, 2024 2:57 AM
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[quote]Get a grip, Marilyn. Everybody was singing this song in the 1970s.
Not us. We were doing "One Toke Over the Line"
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 20, 2024 3:10 AM
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