Posh & Becks marriage is a sham

How is this surprising?

Becks on the front pages with The King recently. He wants that Knighthood so desperately.

Well, FUCKING 💥duh💥? So many idiot minds in congregation?

Angie and her dreg pick up

Power couple stay together to remain a power couple.

This is news to some people?!

[quote] Deteriorated Into a 'Business Relationship‘

Marriage: Bend It Like Beckham

How is it a sham? They've been married 25 years...

Remember how during the late 2000's, Victoria kept making these ridiculous, cringeworthy, over-the-top comments about how hot David was, how big his dick was, how good their sex life was, etc. etc.?

Examples:

[quote]I'm proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!

[quote]It's huge. It's enormous. Massive. If I looked like that I'd walk down the streets in my panties too!

[quote]I sleep naked. I'm going to be naked if I'm getting in bed with him every night!

On a specially designated "sex room" they had added on to their home:

[quote]There's a room like a tart's boudoir, with leopard print everywhere and a mirrored ceiling.

And the most cringeworthy of all (IMO)...

After getting asked about David's "high-pitched" voice:

[quote]I don’t really notice that he’s got a high-pitched voice. I just think he’s so goddamn perfect that people have to find something wrong with him. We were about to go out somewhere the other day, and he was sending an e-mail. He was sitting at the end of the bed, and he had no clothes on whatsoever. I was getting out of the shower, and I just stood there looking at him. He was all tan. Has all those tattoos—which I love. Hadn’t done his hair. He just naturally looks good all the time. He never looks like shit in the morning. Never. So he’s sitting there sending his e-mails, all ripped. Not an ounce of fat on him. And I thought, "You done good, girl." I sure wasn’t thinking of his high-pitched voice.

I'd be embarrassed AF if my significant other spoke about me and us publicly this way, because of the blatant insecurity/overcompensating. The last quote sounds like she's trying to convince herself more than anybody else.

For cash Pounds and DOLLARS, Bitch, cunt, whoever you are!

Last done.

His grotesquenessX will nevercb3 his enduring hatred!

^I honestly tried to correct as when his "people" tot, fucking RANG OVER, trying themselves unjudijioisly into our FOX HUNTS!!!, Which I deserve, personally.

Marriage, WTF. bitchuz/cuntz?

r2 It's annoying that he's going to get it, as there's no chance he agreed to do that work without having it in writing that he'd get a knighthood. At least he'll always know Liz said no.

Hasn't he cheated on her in the past?

[quote]It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!

[quote]There's a room like a tart's boudoir

[quote]Has all those tattoos—which I love

[quote]He never looks like shit in the morning

Then there's Beckham's leaked text calling the Honours Committee 'Unappreciative cunts.'

Sir David and Lady Beckham, role models supreme.

Newsflash!! Marriage is a business arrangement!!

For some reason I waded through the Netflix documentary on them last year (probably only because I fancied him something terrible back in the 90’s/early 00’s. It came across as they didn’t really like each other very much. I felt quite sorry for Vic. Beckham seemed off and quite controlling and unpleasant beneath that perpetual smirk. He was also clearly bullied and manipulated by his father, so it could be down to that. The whole thing just seemed quite sad.

She could have done worse

In terms of looks, he's out if her league now. She peaked in 1997. Starvation, that studied pose and cosmetic alterations have worked against her. The weight loss and cosmetic treatments should have worked in her favour, as most people become more attractive after losing weight. Not her, though.

It doesn't help that she overdoes everything.

Utterly tasteless in pretty much every photo.

I love seeing her fail, she's been undeservedly thriving for too long. Two decades overdue, if not more.

They are parents to Brooklyn. Now that's a sham.

I kind of feel sorry for her that she clearly suffers a severe eating disorder, has had a million things done to her face and body, and looks like a 5 on a good day. A hell of a lot of effort for a poor result. Also, is the pose a tongue in cheek thing? She can't be seriously doing something so exaggerated and overt simply to try to look better. Ridiculous.

Plus, everyone knows he cheats.

Have I already said well, fucking, duh? She can't possibly market the last child for reasons well known to both.

Huh, r24?

Look at them. They look like a business relationship.

I care about their marriage!!

The female child is a stout potato faced girl. As unlucky as she could be.

^ The girl seems like the closet thing to normal that family has ever seen

Sounds like they had a bad patch. but it was quite a number of years ago. Generally, the UK courts will split property among divorcing partners. So if Victoria wants a divorce, she's not going to be broke. Though her fashion company is a money pit.

I think a business transaction type of marriage is fine. At the end of the day, they still have each other and don't appear to loath one another. If either ended up in the hospital, I bet the other would be by their side. Not for the optics but out of genuine friendship. They could grow closer in old age so why divorce. It's nice that they get to fuck other people, but maintain this core relationship.

This sounds like a mature setup.

[quote]Hasn't he cheated on her in the past?

He had an affair with Rebecca Loos, who sort of became a celebrity afterwards

Because he’s a connoisseur of COCK.

I think he's lost his looks more than she's lost hers, but I'm not terribly sexist and have learned when it's appropriate to think with my cock and when it isn't.

Bet his handlers insisted his paramours signed NDAs after the Rebecca Loos debacle almost sank the Beckham ship.

If the Beckhams split, would they attract anywhere near the attention they do as a couple?

If the daughter loses weight, she will probably outshine Victoria. Like most people who willingly deprive themselves of food, VB will be fattening up those around her, especially a younger female. The only reason David isn't tubby is his punishing workouts.

I feel like this is fairly normal.

A couple that’s been together for 25 years and stays together for love and not financial and family reasons are lucky.

The English upper classes traditionally married as a business arrangement. In modern England, soccer players and girl group singes now are the upper class.

[quote]In modern England, soccer players and girl group singes now are the upper class.

Without doubt Posh and Becks will move comfortably in the circles frequented by the Duke and Duchess of Westminster. David's extensive tattoos will stimulate lively conversation at weekend house parties.

These stories have been out there forever; wasn't there something recently about them living in separate wings of their home? While they both seem unappealing, I guess you have to at least give it to Becks that he didn't divorce her for a newer model, thereby making himself look like an old fool (like Ewen MacGregor).

I don’t get a sham vibe from them, I think they’re still into each other and their family.

A 25-year old marriage is very different from a 1- or even 5-year marriage. As you age and acquire more money/assets (even the Beckhams have come a long way from being a star athlete and a Spice Girl) marriage is more of a business relationship, because you share more wealth and therefore have more “business” together.