Pete and Chasten Buttigieg Talk Fatherhood

Who’s the father?

i'm sure this thread will be full of normal comments

^^^ Both normal and well-reasoned.

lol

Fags

I like Pete Butigieg, but do the two of these men ever shut the fuck up about fatherhood?

I love them. Inspirational comes to mind

I give them five years, tops.

Nothing like sanctimonious, breeder propaganda on a warm Sunday afternoon

R5 No because they’re desperate to be heteronormative to appeal to straights.

R7 I see what you did there…

They are both heterosexuals posing as homosexuals quite easily as they are clearly on the Spectrum. Neurodivergents are often misdiagnosed as cock suckers.

Double whammy?!

Petes next husband is going to be blonde, muscular, and have a law degree. Not a doubt in my mind.

That awkward talk when Daddy and Daddy discuss Harriet Tubman and retrace their family trees. And you just know Chasten braids hair.

HusbandS, r13.

I’m throupling up.

I wish Pete would fall in love with me and leave that Faux Frau stew in her own juices and let her raise the kids alone.

Is Chasten still breastfeeding from his huge titties?

What wonderful picture, r17!

Btw… I have a boyfriend and I’m the DL Dan Abrams freak.

I would have aborted.

[quote] I would have aborted.

Chasten had a natural childbirth.

He popped out those two babies like it was nothing!

His hole is a bit "loose" now, but it's nothing a good fist can't fix.

They finally confirmed the kids were adopted.

Chasten is so common and boring.

How often do those kids even see Pete?

R9: He thinks marriage and kids will strengthen his family man image when he runs for President again.

Chasten is such a fucking woman.

I love Pete but everything he does has an agenda. He chose Chasten because he's the perfect candidate's wife.

My guess is he resigns from the DOT in January if Biden wins reelection. Even though he dodged the question in the interview, he is definitely running for President again and so he doesn’t want more transportation fiascos to go on his record.

Good luck with that plan, Pete….you'll need it. You will not be President, not because you are gay, but because your a bland Midwest goody-two shoes who climbed ivy better than any wisteria sister…and let’s not talk too much about McKinsey—a stain you’ll never wash away from your resume, war record notwithstanding.

*you are a bland…

Few people give a fuck about McKinsey.

BTW I had a fuck bud who worked at McKinsey and he was some of the hottest sex I've ever had in my life.

Back to Pete and Lady Chasten.....

We said let’s not talk about it too much. Can’t you read?

Sadly he had to adopt to find any blacks who would MAYBE vote for him....

^^it's not his fault they're so homophobic.

R31, Pics, please.

Love this guy. Will vote for him again if given the opportunity

^Good evening, Chasten.

THE SACRED HEART OF JESUS!

Fuck those two. They are the definition of irrelevant.

Christ, you guys are worse than Free Republic

I'm in a bad mood tonight so no one is safe. Especially these two.

They birthed the definition of PR child.

Did Chasten ever get that preowned Honda Odyssey he’d been after Pete about?

When I saw the clip of the two of them, I was shocked, because I understand what the word "chasten" means and it is most assuredly [bold]not[/bold] pronounced the way Chasten pronounces it. Plus, here's the definition, which I wouldn't know if I had not sung in church choirs the entire time I was growing up. [BTW, I linked the hymn. Some of you may recognize it.]

[quote]chasten

[quote]to make someone understand that they have failed or done something wrong and make them want to improve: He was chastened by the defeat and determined to work harder.

So what's up with that name? At least if it were pronounced properly, I would "get" it, but as it is... Help me understand, fellow DLers.

2021------>>"We can't afford a den."

2023----->>"I got an electric Mustang!!"

WOW. That's some questionable "math". Did anyone find a gold bar?

LOL r41

Unleash the beast, R41!

Excuse me r43, I want Chrysler Pacifica.!

Peter is sill being cheap, so I have started selling Avon and fake purses to all the other moms at Daycare. I’ve made $85 so far!

As God As My Witness I will be out of that damn ‘97 Subaru by Thanksgiving!

I wonder if they still do it?

[quote] I wonder if they still do it?

Mother often gets her migraines and is usually "not in the mood," especially after caring for two toddlers all day long (or so she says).

That's why I'll occasionally find a rent boy when I'm out of town on "government business."

When I am home, we usually spend a quiet night in front of the television, watching Jeopardy!

Mother! Lol r50

Pete's father looks like a cockatoo. I wonder now if he is his biological child.

Pete looks like his mother.

France might be on the verge of a cute (albeit far right) prime minister. They’ve also got that other handsome political twunk.

Where the hell are OUR cute politicians??

Pete is a great speaker but awful at his job.

The guy here who always trashes Pete for coming out later in life is a weirdo.

Pete is looking more and more like Rowan Atkinson as he ages.

They're adopted!!!!!

I had to roll my eyes when I saw the photo linked at R50.

Naturally, Pete and Chasten had to assume the heteronormative husband/wife roles, with Pete drinking a beer and Chasten having a glass of wine.

Just like straight people!

Ugh. No wonder so many people are annoyed by them..

I just love wine time! My favorite is Barefoot Pinot Grigio.

My Peter thinks the only way swing state voters will elect a gay for President if he’s a top, so he drinks Bud Light.

It's like "okay Chasten. You're the woman. We get it already."

Ugh.

East Palestine, Ohio is still waiting for Buttigieg to come back. He said he would. He never bothered. Ohio could have been more competitive in the general election but Pete and Biden skipped out. That's the truth. Sherrod Brown getting reelected is a toss up.

Is Buttgeek aspie?

You are r63

I just love those two guys.

Why does Chasten look 48 and Pete 34?

Do you have any idea what motherhood does to the aging process r66??! So typical of an embittered ,hateful old gay man!

Those brats won’t sucking on my tits and now they’re on the floor! And that cheapskate Peter refused to pay for my mommy makeover!

I gave up my career as a Starbucks barista to endure insults from Mother Buttigieg, Marjorie Taylor Greene and now you evil Datalounge gays!

I am done! I am going to soak in a bubble bath with a box of Franzia! Peter can parent those kids tonight, I am having ME TIME!

r62 = closet case Bernie Moreno

This is fine. I am single, 51 and couldn’t imagine marrying or having kids. The good thing is that now that is possible. If you wanna live that life, go for it. Years ago it wasn’t possible and the way things are going it is not guaranteed it will remain so. Wish them well

I’d rather have this representing us than some bathhouse queen.

Same r69. I'm a middle aged gay guy who has not ever wanted kids for even one minute in my entire life. Gay men who are raising kids are great, good for them. I'd rather jump off a fucking bridge than be a father.

Si, se puede. ^

Chasten seems like a pleasant person, and I like him way more than former McKinsey employee Pete, but Chasten is a terrible name and the addition of Buttigieg didn’t improve it.

Get over McKinsey r73

Cry about it Pete /R74.

I like him OK but he is too short to win. I'm sorry to say it but people do judge men on how short they are.

Chasten James Glezman Buttigieg (/ˈtʃæstən buːtədʒədʒ/ CHASS-tən BOOT-ə-jəj; born June 23, 1989)

Ugh

Chasten is going to go Betty Broderick on Pete’s bony ass if he leaves her for some slut.

Don’t get him a new minivan, Pete; or it’s going right through the bedroom wall as you sleep in bed with the 2nd Mrs.Buttigieg.

This message is for fuckhead and the cunt!

Pete is on the road a lot with his chief of staff, Jayce.

I bet they are in an open relationship like many gays and them pretending to be monogamous is PR.

Pete handed the GOP their lunch multiple times today!

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