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I'm feeling strange about sharks right now

I have no plans to visit the beach, but everywhere I go I see something shark related. Like, if I walk downtown, I see random stickers on poles with sharks on it, random people with shark symbols on their clothes, news notifications about shark attacks pop up on my phone.............

by Anonymousreply 29July 9, 2024 12:58 PM

We all know about your fear of sharks, Trump. Besides, no one needs to see you in a bathing suit.

by Anonymousreply 1June 15, 2024 6:30 PM

Are you a Jet, OP?

by Anonymousreply 2June 15, 2024 6:32 PM
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by Anonymousreply 3June 15, 2024 6:45 PM

I’m no ichthyologist, OP, but you should be at minimal risk of shark attack while walking downtown.

by Anonymousreply 4June 15, 2024 7:06 PM

[quote]I’m no ichthyologist, OP, but you should be at minimal risk of shark attack while walking downtown.

You never know, r4.

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by Anonymousreply 5June 15, 2024 7:12 PM
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by Anonymousreply 6June 15, 2024 7:14 PM

I'm glad Trump warned the people of Las Vegas last weekend about shark attacks and getting electrocuted by batteries. Then land-locked city needed to hear that important message.

by Anonymousreply 7June 15, 2024 7:31 PM

Run. Fonzie jumped the shark and it was all downhill from there.

by Anonymousreply 8June 15, 2024 7:47 PM

They out here eatin' up airyone !

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by Anonymousreply 9July 5, 2024 1:08 PM

As someone who lives in a tourist destination on the East Coast, I can tell you that it’s all tourism marketing. And a way for knuckle staggers to feel like they have an identity.

by Anonymousreply 10July 5, 2024 1:17 PM

Sharks don’t want you

by Anonymousreply 11July 5, 2024 2:05 PM

Sometimes it hurts them even more when they attack you

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by Anonymousreply 12July 5, 2024 2:07 PM

The way OP feels is like how you're all scared of going to Australia in case the poisonous snakes and spiders get you--in the Sydney Opera House, or at the Sheraton Hotel, or on Oxford Street.

by Anonymousreply 13July 5, 2024 2:26 PM

Well,you’re skating on fin ice, OP

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by Anonymousreply 14July 5, 2024 2:35 PM

Shark attacks on the increase this Summer.

They've lost their fear of humans, and it seems that they've acquired a taste for us too.

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by Anonymousreply 15July 7, 2024 5:35 PM

The sharks, deserve their revenge and... we deserve to die.

by Anonymousreply 16July 7, 2024 7:38 PM

Duh DUM!

by Anonymousreply 17July 7, 2024 9:52 PM

Move to Florida!

by Anonymousreply 18July 7, 2024 10:23 PM

They are out there op, patiently waiting for you to enter the water.

by Anonymousreply 19July 8, 2024 12:04 AM


There are therapists standing by, OP.

by Anonymousreply 20July 8, 2024 12:06 AM

Ugh, shark week, ammirite gals 😩🩸

by Anonymousreply 21July 8, 2024 12:08 AM

They probably won’t attack you

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by Anonymousreply 22July 8, 2024 3:46 AM

"poisonous snakes"

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 23July 8, 2024 4:04 AM

^^ for r13

by Anonymousreply 24July 8, 2024 4:05 AM

I don't know exactly why but I feel like slapping OP. Hard.

by Anonymousreply 25July 8, 2024 4:31 AM

A moon phase thing, likely r25

by Anonymousreply 26July 8, 2024 4:46 AM

Just imagine the sharks dealing with some loon from the internets obsessing over them - like they don’t already fear fat kids being thrown out of cruise ships, fat people bobbing in the water, and fat people leaking bodily fluids in their breathing environment

by Anonymousreply 27July 8, 2024 5:35 AM

Three shark attacks in Florida's Volusia County, in just the past 4 days!

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by Anonymousreply 28July 9, 2024 12:33 PM

Katy knows how bad a shark can be...

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