I have no plans to visit the beach, but everywhere I go I see something shark related. Like, if I walk downtown, I see random stickers on poles with sharks on it, random people with shark symbols on their clothes, news notifications about shark attacks pop up on my phone.............
I'm feeling strange about sharks right now
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 9, 2024 12:58 PM |
We all know about your fear of sharks, Trump. Besides, no one needs to see you in a bathing suit.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 15, 2024 6:30 PM |
Are you a Jet, OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 15, 2024 6:32 PM |
Offsite Link
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 15, 2024 6:45 PM |
I’m no ichthyologist, OP, but you should be at minimal risk of shark attack while walking downtown.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 15, 2024 7:06 PM |
[quote]I’m no ichthyologist, OP, but you should be at minimal risk of shark attack while walking downtown.
You never know, r4.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 15, 2024 7:12 PM |
Offsite Link
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 15, 2024 7:14 PM |
I'm glad Trump warned the people of Las Vegas last weekend about shark attacks and getting electrocuted by batteries. Then land-locked city needed to hear that important message.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 15, 2024 7:31 PM |
Run. Fonzie jumped the shark and it was all downhill from there.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 15, 2024 7:47 PM |
As someone who lives in a tourist destination on the East Coast, I can tell you that it’s all tourism marketing. And a way for knuckle staggers to feel like they have an identity.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 5, 2024 1:17 PM |
Sharks don’t want you
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 5, 2024 2:05 PM |
Sometimes it hurts them even more when they attack you
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 5, 2024 2:07 PM |
The way OP feels is like how you're all scared of going to Australia in case the poisonous snakes and spiders get you--in the Sydney Opera House, or at the Sheraton Hotel, or on Oxford Street.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 5, 2024 2:26 PM |
Shark attacks on the increase this Summer.
They've lost their fear of humans, and it seems that they've acquired a taste for us too.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 7, 2024 5:35 PM |
The sharks, deserve their revenge and... we deserve to die.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 7, 2024 7:38 PM |
Duh DUM!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 7, 2024 9:52 PM |
Move to Florida!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 7, 2024 10:23 PM |
They are out there op, patiently waiting for you to enter the water.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 8, 2024 12:04 AM |
Galeophobia.
There are therapists standing by, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 8, 2024 12:06 AM |
Ugh, shark week, ammirite gals 😩🩸
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 8, 2024 12:08 AM |
"poisonous snakes"
Oh, dear!
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 8, 2024 4:04 AM |
^^ for r13
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 8, 2024 4:05 AM |
I don't know exactly why but I feel like slapping OP. Hard.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 8, 2024 4:31 AM |
A moon phase thing, likely r25
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 8, 2024 4:46 AM |
Just imagine the sharks dealing with some loon from the internets obsessing over them - like they don’t already fear fat kids being thrown out of cruise ships, fat people bobbing in the water, and fat people leaking bodily fluids in their breathing environment
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 8, 2024 5:35 AM |
Three shark attacks in Florida's Volusia County, in just the past 4 days!
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 9, 2024 12:33 PM |