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Psychotic MAGA Widower, John Schneider, finds love again after wife's death

Didn't take him long, especially considering how much he whined about losing his wife. Remember the fake-crying video in which he complained about the awfulness of being a widower?

Sure, I know people are allowed to move on after death, but yikes, I hate this guy and he seems so insincere and smarmy.

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by Anonymousreply 18June 13, 2024 7:08 AM

Woops, this article is better

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by Anonymousreply 1June 13, 2024 2:24 AM

He turned into a MAGA because he knew so many gays lusted over Bo Duke growing up and it makes him feel icky.

by Anonymousreply 2June 13, 2024 2:24 AM

[quote] Psychotic MAGA Widower, John Schneider, finds love again after wife's death

Is it with a man this time?

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by Anonymousreply 3June 13, 2024 2:25 AM

Is that his real hair or a wig?

by Anonymousreply 4June 13, 2024 2:28 AM

He's the shit one scrapes from a boot coming out of a hog pen.

by Anonymousreply 5June 13, 2024 2:40 AM

The amount of spunk that gay boys spanked out to John Schneider on Dukes Of Hazzard could've populated a small nation. He was premium wank material back in those days.

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by Anonymousreply 6June 13, 2024 3:15 AM

There was one episode where Bo and Luke were naked in the General Lee. I wanked to that so many times.

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by Anonymousreply 7June 13, 2024 3:17 AM

He had a gorgeous ass

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by Anonymousreply 8June 13, 2024 3:18 AM

Wait, wait, wait - he is going with Paul Sorvino’s widow!!!!! How bizarre - I saw Paul Sorvino on an early law and order on Sunday. Dee Dee Sorvino can’t be Mira’s mom … ok - off to google now …

by Anonymousreply 9June 13, 2024 4:23 AM

I loved his hair back in the day and begged my mother to style mine like his.

by Anonymousreply 10June 13, 2024 4:30 AM

R10, are you a female?

by Anonymousreply 11June 13, 2024 4:38 AM

I always thought Tom Wopat was the hunky one.

by Anonymousreply 12June 13, 2024 4:51 AM

Yeah, I think Wopat was more manly and grown-up looking.

by Anonymousreply 13June 13, 2024 4:54 AM

I would have paid a quarter to watch them Duke boys get it on 😛

by Anonymousreply 14June 13, 2024 4:57 AM

Yeah,Wopat was hotter.

by Anonymousreply 15June 13, 2024 7:04 AM

He’s all in for Trump just like Mike Johnson-Fuckem

by Anonymousreply 16June 13, 2024 7:05 AM

Agreed on Wopat, but I love that we had a choice between a blonde and a brunette while the straight boys were distracted by Barbara Bach.

by Anonymousreply 17June 13, 2024 7:07 AM

Also, I'd be shocked if there were more than five people that support trump because John Schneider does. This is all publicists and media placements.

by Anonymousreply 18June 13, 2024 7:08 AM
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