Jake Gyllenhaal’s butt in Presumed Innocent

He's too buff for a lawyer.

Jake assured me he was a top.

Gyllenhaal has an odd quality where the more like an underwear model he gets, the less sexy he is.

He peaked when he looked like this

There was never much cushin for the pushin.

Jake's ass in motion:

About 70% of those photographs are of his shoulders and abs, which we have seen a million times before. Also, his ass is unremarkable - flat and small. The rest of his body looks great and he is very attractive in spite of his somewhat odd features, but come on! They could have shown a lot more.

Wrecked by Conor McGregor.

R6, yes, Jake will need to go full frontal to impress the gays.

I like his bum.

R8 yes,Jake will need to stay in the closet till he's 80 to impress the Frauen

fixed for lumpen frau R8

He had to keep the underwear on because he has lines at the bottom of his wrinkly ass

Jake is reduced to streaming television now?

More bad remakes of 1980s material?

If it's true that he doesn't like to shower, then those takes must have been quite the chore for his scene partner.

It looks shaved and discolored.

I watched the first two episodes last night - I really enjoyed the show. I had forgotten that his smarmy nemisis played by Peter Sarsgaard - that Sarsgaard is his Brother in law.

Show thread is here.

I noticed in that movie "Ambulance" he did a few years ago, there's a scene showing his side profile in jeans and his ass is flat as a board.

His ass is moving into Ben Affleck territory.

It looked pretty nice to me in Love and Other Drugs, but I haven't seen it recently.

This is like the remake no one asked for. I don’t think even the original film was that interesting. Jake is so B-list.

Btw, the wife did it.

Wasn't this a Harrison Ford movie?

Another remake of one that was excellent.

Why the sudden uber shilling of this aging closet case? Has his frau base gone thru menopause?

Ruth Negga is not a patch on Bonnie Bedelia.

[quote] Jake is reduced to streaming television now?

Have you been in a coma since 2006?

The Kardashians have a lot to answer for.

Jake showed his ass again in Episode 3:

He is so fkin fire. The sexiest bisexual mainstream actor ever.

Jake's ass in motion from Episode 3:

^snack on THAT Tay tay.

So unattractive.

could you please not use racist words on here r25🤨

Hipster racism fail at r33

This show is so grey. The lighting scheme appears to be inspired by a catacomb.

Just like in Velvet Buzzaw, his butt is hairless. Does he wax it? Because he likes anal??

R2

R38, yeah, in my experience, most Jewish guys tend to be hairy, so there's a good chance Jake does some shaving of his ass.

He tends to shave his chest for movies but his pubes in the shower scene of the movie stronger reveal that he is hairy. Why is Hollywood sexist and tells their males to shave???

R41, do you mean this scene?

R39 Tom always flirts with his co-stars - he's quite the whore.

Jake showed more ass in Episode 6:

I sure hope someone posts a gif of his ass from episode 6!

R48, they are different gifs. They are meant to show the full range of his nude scene.

Sure Jan ^

Jake was never sexy, even in Jarhead.

Why is he showing his ass so much in this? I hear the series itself is total ass.

BBL Jakey

BBL Jackaaaaayyyy

[quote]His ass is unremarkable - flat and small.

His derriere is perfectly cromulent.

Full gif:

You know he quivers with fury when he sees that no matter how hard he works his legs (his quads are INSANE) his butt will never get rounder.

Jake and Jared Leto had crazy sexual tension in "Highway".

Apropos of nothing, I recognised Matthew Alan, the Folgers Coffee Incest Brother, as the father of Carolyn’s son.

Presumed Innocent was a difficult watch. The murky cinematography was a very dated choice. It was like peering through the gloom.

Agreed, r59. But Ruth Negga's face and reaction during that final reveal is one of my most favorite wordless acting scenes to date.

I hated the kids.