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Jake Gyllenhaal’s butt in Presumed Innocent

It lacks a globularness.

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by Anonymousreply 57July 12, 2024 5:49 AM

He's too buff for a lawyer.

by Anonymousreply 1June 13, 2024 1:35 AM

Jake assured me he was a top.

by Anonymousreply 2June 13, 2024 1:55 AM

Gyllenhaal has an odd quality where the more like an underwear model he gets, the less sexy he is.

He peaked when he looked like this

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by Anonymousreply 3June 13, 2024 3:44 AM

There was never much cushin for the pushin.

by Anonymousreply 4June 13, 2024 3:54 AM

Jake's ass in motion:

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by Anonymousreply 5June 13, 2024 7:07 AM

About 70% of those photographs are of his shoulders and abs, which we have seen a million times before. Also, his ass is unremarkable - flat and small. The rest of his body looks great and he is very attractive in spite of his somewhat odd features, but come on! They could have shown a lot more.

by Anonymousreply 6June 13, 2024 7:25 AM

Wrecked by Conor McGregor.

by Anonymousreply 7June 13, 2024 7:30 AM

R6, yes, Jake will need to go full frontal to impress the gays.

by Anonymousreply 8June 13, 2024 7:34 AM

I like his bum.

by Anonymousreply 9June 13, 2024 7:37 AM

R8 yes,Jake will need to stay in the closet till he's 80 to impress the Frauen

fixed for lumpen frau R8

by Anonymousreply 10June 13, 2024 12:40 PM

He had to keep the underwear on because he has lines at the bottom of his wrinkly ass

by Anonymousreply 11June 13, 2024 12:44 PM

Jake is reduced to streaming television now?

More bad remakes of 1980s material?

by Anonymousreply 12June 13, 2024 12:47 PM

If it's true that he doesn't like to shower, then those takes must have been quite the chore for his scene partner.

by Anonymousreply 13June 13, 2024 1:08 PM

It looks shaved and discolored.

by Anonymousreply 14June 13, 2024 2:03 PM

I watched the first two episodes last night - I really enjoyed the show. I had forgotten that his smarmy nemisis played by Peter Sarsgaard - that Sarsgaard is his Brother in law.

by Anonymousreply 15June 13, 2024 3:04 PM

Show thread is here.

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by Anonymousreply 16June 13, 2024 4:30 PM

I noticed in that movie "Ambulance" he did a few years ago, there's a scene showing his side profile in jeans and his ass is flat as a board.

by Anonymousreply 17June 13, 2024 4:50 PM

His ass is moving into Ben Affleck territory.

by Anonymousreply 18June 13, 2024 5:24 PM

It looked pretty nice to me in Love and Other Drugs, but I haven't seen it recently.

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by Anonymousreply 19June 13, 2024 5:40 PM

This is like the remake no one asked for. I don’t think even the original film was that interesting. Jake is so B-list.

Btw, the wife did it.

by Anonymousreply 20June 13, 2024 6:00 PM

Wasn't this a Harrison Ford movie?

by Anonymousreply 21June 13, 2024 7:14 PM

Another remake of one that was excellent.

by Anonymousreply 22June 13, 2024 7:19 PM

Why the sudden uber shilling of this aging closet case? Has his frau base gone thru menopause?

by Anonymousreply 23June 13, 2024 8:47 PM
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by Anonymousreply 24June 14, 2024 6:55 AM

Ruth Negga is not a patch on Bonnie Bedelia.

by Anonymousreply 25June 16, 2024 8:53 AM

[quote] Jake is reduced to streaming television now?

Have you been in a coma since 2006?

by Anonymousreply 26June 16, 2024 8:56 AM

The Kardashians have a lot to answer for.

by Anonymousreply 27June 16, 2024 9:04 AM

Jake showed his ass again in Episode 3:

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by Anonymousreply 28June 19, 2024 7:25 AM

He is so fkin fire. The sexiest bisexual mainstream actor ever.

by Anonymousreply 29June 19, 2024 8:44 AM

Jake's ass in motion from Episode 3:

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by Anonymousreply 30June 20, 2024 6:43 AM

^snack on THAT Tay tay.

by Anonymousreply 31June 22, 2024 9:33 AM

So unattractive.

by Anonymousreply 32June 22, 2024 11:50 AM

could you please not use racist words on here r25🤨

by Anonymousreply 33June 22, 2024 12:42 PM

Hipster racism fail at r33

by Anonymousreply 34June 22, 2024 2:31 PM

This show is so grey. The lighting scheme appears to be inspired by a catacomb.

by Anonymousreply 35June 23, 2024 11:04 AM
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by Anonymousreply 36July 4, 2024 6:56 AM
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by Anonymousreply 37July 4, 2024 6:57 AM

Just like in Velvet Buzzaw, his butt is hairless. Does he wax it? Because he likes anal??

by Anonymousreply 38July 4, 2024 7:04 AM


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by Anonymousreply 39July 4, 2024 7:20 AM

R38, yeah, in my experience, most Jewish guys tend to be hairy, so there's a good chance Jake does some shaving of his ass.

by Anonymousreply 40July 4, 2024 7:30 AM

He tends to shave his chest for movies but his pubes in the shower scene of the movie stronger reveal that he is hairy. Why is Hollywood sexist and tells their males to shave???

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by Anonymousreply 41July 4, 2024 8:09 AM

R41, do you mean this scene?

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by Anonymousreply 42July 4, 2024 8:12 AM

R39 Tom always flirts with his co-stars - he's quite the whore.

by Anonymousreply 43July 4, 2024 8:25 AM

Jake showed more ass in Episode 6:

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by Anonymousreply 44July 10, 2024 6:58 AM
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by Anonymousreply 45July 10, 2024 6:59 AM
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by Anonymousreply 46July 10, 2024 6:59 AM
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by Anonymousreply 47July 10, 2024 7:00 AM

I sure hope someone posts a gif of his ass from episode 6!

by Anonymousreply 48July 10, 2024 7:08 AM

R48, they are different gifs. They are meant to show the full range of his nude scene.

by Anonymousreply 49July 10, 2024 7:13 AM

Sure Jan ^

by Anonymousreply 50July 10, 2024 11:43 AM

Jake was never sexy, even in Jarhead.

by Anonymousreply 51July 10, 2024 1:43 PM

Why is he showing his ass so much in this? I hear the series itself is total ass.

by Anonymousreply 52July 10, 2024 1:52 PM

BBL Jakey

BBL Jackaaaaayyyy

by Anonymousreply 53July 10, 2024 3:17 PM

[quote]His ass is unremarkable - flat and small.

His derriere is perfectly cromulent.

by Anonymousreply 54July 10, 2024 3:28 PM

Full gif:

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by Anonymousreply 55July 11, 2024 7:16 AM

You know he quivers with fury when he sees that no matter how hard he works his legs (his quads are INSANE) his butt will never get rounder.

by Anonymousreply 56July 11, 2024 9:25 AM

Jake and Jared Leto had crazy sexual tension in "Highway".

by Anonymousreply 57July 12, 2024 5:49 AM
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