Let's Be The Captain & Tennille

I'm Muskrat Sam.

I'm some sweet-talking girl comes along, singing her song

I'm Sedaka and I'm back.

I'm dead...

I’m that thing I’m going to do to you one more time.

I’m an adorable pair of French bulldogs.

Sorry— just bulldogs. We renounced our citizenship.

I’m young Darrell Dragon before we found out about the real him.

I'm More Than You Know, Toni's standards album. I preceded Linda Ronstadt's What's New by two years but I don't get shit.

I'm shopping around. 🛒

[quote] I’m that thing I’m going to do to you one more time.

I'm the thing you never done like that!

I am Toni Tenille’s bowl cut.

I’m a sweet-talking girl, coming around, singing my song.

I'm "Gotcha!" at the end of "Lonely Night (Angel Face)".

I’m Muskrat Susie.

R15 here, I didn't look at any of the posts. Sorry r1.

Now I’m the shimmery version of Come in From the Rain.

I'm Toni's teeth. You wouldn't want to meet me in a dark alley.

I'm the backing vocals for Pink Floyd.

I'm "I will, I will, I will, IAH WILLLLLLLEAL"

La da de dah, dah dah de dah

I'm the after show Grammy party that no one planned for them because they were sure they weren't going to win.

I am their sexless marriage

I’m mama’s *other* shopping advice, like “Never pay full retail,” “You can return it if you only wore it once or twice,” and “Always insist on double-bagging for frozen foods.”

Some fucker cut our verses from the single version.

I’m Mae West and Timothy Dalton’s far super version of love will keep us together.

I'm the Love Boat episode!

I'm the summer replacement series that somehow became a hit despite the fact that it had sub-Bruce Vilanch material.

^ I'm the kid that watched that Dollar Store Sonny & Cher Show and still can't figure out why 🤔

I'm Neil Sedaka cashing all those royalty checks from all the songs Daryl & Toni covered that I wrote.

I'm the network exec who's asking, "Can't we just make it The Toni Tennille Show"?

I'm Daryl Dragon's autistic ass.

I'm Karen Carpenter still pissed in the afterlife that I stopped having hits while A&M promoted the Captain & Tennille's smutty songs like The Way I Want To Touch You, You Need A Woman Tonight, and You Never Done It Like That.

I’m a ba-na-na-NAH-na-nah deep cut.

I'm Brian Wilson. I was so stoned out on pills, grass and booze, I somehow helped them start their career.

I am Toni's lesbian rumors.

I’m their poorly sold celebrity dolls.

I'm the Captain's megalophthalmus.

Sorry, forgot the link.

I'm Julie Kavner as Brenda Morgenstern saying, "The captain and schlemiel."

I'm Cousin Oliver. That bitch Toni stole my look!!!

I'm the hat.

I'm the bundt cake mold Toni used to shape that hairdo.

I'm Daryl's sizemeat.

We're the original Charlies Angels. Do we really have to appear on their lame variety show?

I'm Toni's coattails that Darryl rode on for 40 years.

I'm Shields and Yarnell, I get confused with them a lot.

I’m the Gentle Stranger Toni slept with on their first and sixth albums

I am the Song of Joy.

I sound more lik a fucking dirge.

We're Miss Warwick and Mr. Furley, a comic dream team.

I'm the record company exec listening to the radio all day trying come up with songs I think they should cover to fill their next album.

I'm those chompers of Toni's.

I could bite through an apple from the other side of a fence.