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You dropped a bomb on me

Realtor fired for posting bowel movement.

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by Anonymousreply 23June 12, 2024 12:38 AM

How does a human being produce a turd that large.

by Anonymousreply 1June 11, 2024 3:50 AM

That guy is hilarious!

"It was like a fucking Russian submarine!"

by Anonymousreply 2June 11, 2024 4:06 AM

Oh great, another Trump thread.

by Anonymousreply 3June 11, 2024 4:14 AM

I watched the whole thing and laughed like hell.

by Anonymousreply 4June 11, 2024 4:14 AM

Women don’t go number 2 silly

by Anonymousreply 5June 11, 2024 4:15 AM

Well, scat thread or no, I had a good laugh at that guy’s indignant and grossly descriptive rant.

Maybe he should have let a sleeping log lie….

by Anonymousreply 6June 11, 2024 4:26 AM

Marry me, Monica!

by Anonymousreply 7June 11, 2024 6:59 AM

[bold]Pretty sure it's a "skit" for clicks[/bold]

The guy has almost 250k followers on tiktok yet he only follows 1 account -- and 99% of his vids are in Spanish

I found 2 other English ones and they're both OUTRAGEOUS "comedy" stories - clearly made up

He lists his CashApp in his bio btw if any of you are up for that.

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by Anonymousreply 8June 11, 2024 7:07 AM

I felt doody bound to let the public know. Sure, the place was already a dump.

by Anonymousreply 9June 11, 2024 9:49 AM

Holy shit !

by Anonymousreply 10June 11, 2024 10:05 AM


by Anonymousreply 11June 11, 2024 10:18 AM

No so stealth scat thread.

by Anonymousreply 12June 11, 2024 11:10 AM

Frank, why is there a log backstage?

by Anonymousreply 13June 11, 2024 11:16 AM

Some movements should never be followed.

by Anonymousreply 14June 11, 2024 11:17 AM

Fire in the hole . . .

by Anonymousreply 15June 11, 2024 11:38 AM

Bet it felt good to release that creature.

by Anonymousreply 16June 11, 2024 11:48 AM

I remember a story from the 90s: Woman was in the (long) line for the toilet at a party when the hot guy behind her hit on her. Then she went into the toilet and crapped. Found out that the toilet was broken. Did not want him to see the turd. Put the crap in her purse and came out, hid the purse and waited for him to finish.

Got drunk, went home with him.

Forget to collect the purse.

The party hosts found it and thought it was the work of a sicko.

by Anonymousreply 17June 11, 2024 12:24 PM

Where was the paper? Nobody could drop that without wiping.

by Anonymousreply 18June 11, 2024 12:25 PM

What a stinker.

by Anonymousreply 19June 11, 2024 12:32 PM

This is why I hate all life.

by Anonymousreply 20June 11, 2024 12:33 PM

I don't see what the problem is

by Anonymousreply 21June 11, 2024 9:52 PM

All that’s missing is the wig.

by Anonymousreply 22June 12, 2024 12:02 AM

Wanna bet, R18?

by Anonymousreply 23June 12, 2024 12:38 AM
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