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Congratulations to the new Miss Alabama!

Boom BABA, boom BABA!

I hope she doesn't have to fly much during her reign.

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by Anonymousreply 82June 12, 2024 9:37 PM

A DL'er makes good.

by Anonymousreply 1June 11, 2024 3:28 AM

You must click on the link to see the other picture of her. Must.

by Anonymousreply 2June 11, 2024 3:37 AM

wow, what a gunt! A gunt for the ages. Also, right underneath it is a video about fat influencers dying young. Also, 1819?

by Anonymousreply 3June 11, 2024 3:48 AM
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by Anonymousreply 4June 11, 2024 3:51 AM

I'll be quitting next week, y'all!

by Anonymousreply 5June 11, 2024 3:54 AM

It's the inclusion thing.

by Anonymousreply 6June 11, 2024 4:10 AM

She looks fine to me.

by Anonymousreply 7June 11, 2024 4:33 AM

It’s about time!

by Anonymousreply 8June 11, 2024 4:41 AM

I’m uncomfortable with fat people existing

by Anonymousreply 9June 11, 2024 4:43 AM

Did she eat all the other contestants?

by Anonymousreply 10June 11, 2024 6:09 AM

“My FUPA is itchy, y’all!”

by Anonymousreply 11June 11, 2024 6:21 AM

Heads up - she isnt the REAL "Miss Alabama", something for which I am sure a great many citizens of that state are grateful;

From the story;

[quote]National outlets quickly jumped on the bandwagon, continuing to call Milliken “Miss Alabama.” However, the misrepresentation of the title has gotten the attention of many people, including former Miss Alabama Amie Beth Shaver.

[quote]Shaver explained that there is only one Miss Alabama title, and that is for the pageant that sends competitors to Miss America. There is also Miss Alabama USA, which sends contestants to the Miss USA pageant.

[quote]“Miss America now is 101 years old and then Miss USA, which goes on the Miss Universe pageant,” Shaver said. “But this National American Miss, no one has heard of it. I don't even know what it is.”

[quote]Shaver said Miss America owns the rights to the “Miss Alabama” title, so it is improper to use that title for another pageant.

Here is a link to the source of the pic R2 says we should look at, and they're right. That really is a gunt for the ages.

And now she's won this fake"title" she can let herself go and start eating again in earnest!

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by Anonymousreply 12June 11, 2024 6:56 AM


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by Anonymousreply 14June 11, 2024 8:39 AM

She seems nice.

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by Anonymousreply 15June 11, 2024 8:44 AM

I wanna see her in the swimsuit competition.

by Anonymousreply 16June 11, 2024 8:47 AM

I’m imagining Bert Parks serenading her as the new Miss America.

by Anonymousreply 17June 11, 2024 8:48 AM

Her talent is eating.

by Anonymousreply 18June 11, 2024 8:55 AM

It was a lot simple in the old days—a “real” Miss Alabama could be a total dyke and still win Miss America

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by Anonymousreply 19June 11, 2024 11:59 AM

my body too porkalicious for ya babe

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by Anonymousreply 20June 11, 2024 1:55 PM

Is her last name Hindenburg?

by Anonymousreply 21June 11, 2024 2:08 PM

Nice to see Suzanne is getting back into the pageant world.

by Anonymousreply 22June 11, 2024 2:10 PM

Her defenders are the same sort of people offended by Fat Monica

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by Anonymousreply 23June 11, 2024 3:36 PM

She’s pretty for a fat chick I will give her that.

by Anonymousreply 24June 11, 2024 5:08 PM

Lovely skin. And so much of it.

by Anonymousreply 25June 11, 2024 5:14 PM

No, she's reached the point of too fat for "pretty as a fat chick".

by Anonymousreply 26June 11, 2024 5:45 PM

I read somewhere that she's a professional makeup artist, but her makeup doesn't look good at all.

by Anonymousreply 27June 11, 2024 5:54 PM

She set the makeup gun to 10 and let it blast for a good hour by the looks of it.

by Anonymousreply 28June 11, 2024 6:03 PM

I could make a whole wardrobe out of her.

by Anonymousreply 29June 11, 2024 6:04 PM

The makeup gun....

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by Anonymousreply 30June 11, 2024 6:05 PM

Here's a photo of Sara arriving at the pageant

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by Anonymousreply 31June 11, 2024 6:06 PM

She ought to be referred to as Mass Alabama. If she wore white at her wedding the guests would take cover yelling “Avalanche!” as she walked down the aisle,

by Anonymousreply 32June 11, 2024 6:08 PM

She should really avoid that pork I mean pink color, at her size

by Anonymousreply 33June 11, 2024 6:15 PM

That's no pageant contestant. It's a space station.

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by Anonymousreply 34June 11, 2024 6:18 PM

You’re supposed to get fat AFTER you win: Delta Burke, Dayanara Torres, Kate Shindle, Harnaaz Sandhu. This is peaking too soon.

by Anonymousreply 35June 11, 2024 6:20 PM

Fuck you. My eyes won me that crown

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by Anonymousreply 36June 11, 2024 6:37 PM

You people are horrible.


by Anonymousreply 37June 11, 2024 7:02 PM

She did a pie eating contest for the talent portion.

by Anonymousreply 38June 11, 2024 7:39 PM

She looks like Miss Taco Bell.

by Anonymousreply 39June 11, 2024 8:13 PM

Miss Alabama White Sauce!

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by Anonymousreply 40June 11, 2024 8:15 PM

She should never tuck a shirt into shorts, oh my fupa

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by Anonymousreply 41June 11, 2024 8:30 PM

"We're going to need a wider shot."

by Anonymousreply 42June 11, 2024 8:33 PM

We have lost our minds in favor of political correctness.

by Anonymousreply 43June 11, 2024 8:39 PM

We lost nothing. An obscure, unofficial pageant became quite expansive, that is all.

by Anonymousreply 44June 11, 2024 8:41 PM

[quote] She should never tuck a shirt into shorts, oh my fupa

Dear lord!

She's like three or four times the size of the other girl in the photo!

by Anonymousreply 45June 11, 2024 8:43 PM

I showed my sister this thread and the picture linked with her and another chick and said, "look at this, can you believe this chick won?" and she said, "which one?" I said, "which one do you think?" then I realized that she of course thought it was the thinner chick, because beauty pageant, but no, in current year, it's the one who is fattest, ugliest, or a dude.

by Anonymousreply 46June 11, 2024 8:51 PM

It’s was Tier IV pageant. Read the text..

by Anonymousreply 47June 11, 2024 8:55 PM

Oh wait, is she a great big fat person?

by Anonymousreply 48June 11, 2024 8:57 PM

She's large, and in charge

- DEI Comittee for the Miss National American Alabama pageant

by Anonymousreply 49June 11, 2024 9:04 PM

Her gunt's gunt has a gunt.

by Anonymousreply 50June 11, 2024 9:06 PM

What’s her BMI?

by Anonymousreply 51June 11, 2024 9:12 PM

How does she go to the bathroom?

by Anonymousreply 52June 11, 2024 10:16 PM

I bet she warshes with a rag on a stick.

by Anonymousreply 53June 11, 2024 10:19 PM

There’s just a lot more to love ❤️.

by Anonymousreply 54June 11, 2024 10:28 PM

We all know that being fat is a choice.. If Dr. Now in Houston can get 900-pounders to slim down, there's no excuse not to lose.

by Anonymousreply 55June 11, 2024 10:31 PM

Why? you bigot! Healthy at every size. Look at the lovely Tess Holliday, she's thriving!

Seriously, though, you aren't allowed to say that fat can cause cancer and other health problems, doctors can't even call you out for it anymore, save for Dr. Now.

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by Anonymousreply 56June 11, 2024 10:43 PM

Who the hell is "Dr. Now" that has been referenced twice now upthread?

by Anonymousreply 57June 11, 2024 10:49 PM

R57 Our hero. The one man willing to do bariatric surgery on huge people. The star of My 600 pound Life. He doesn't fuck around with these people and calls them on their bullshit.

"You should lose tirty pounds in one munt"

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by Anonymousreply 58June 11, 2024 10:52 PM

Dr. NOW is our hero.

He'll say what others won't.

Because he works with 600+ pound people every day, he operates on them, he hears their complaints, and he knows their tricks.

You can't bullshit this guy.

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by Anonymousreply 59June 11, 2024 11:10 PM

R51 There is no BMI instead a Richter scale is used.

by Anonymousreply 60June 11, 2024 11:15 PM

[quote]as she walked down the aisle,

Please, she hasn't walked in five years. Her escort is a forklift.

by Anonymousreply 61June 11, 2024 11:56 PM

Wonder how they handle the swimsuit competition with that gunt.

by Anonymousreply 62June 12, 2024 1:25 AM

She most likely wears a mu-muu

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by Anonymousreply 64June 12, 2024 1:28 AM

As the newly crowned Miss Alabama, Sara Milliken's first public appearance in her new role will be to eat Georgia.

by Anonymousreply 65June 12, 2024 1:39 AM

Dr. Now is 80 years old. Should he be performing surgeries?

by Anonymousreply 66June 12, 2024 4:08 AM

Shit, is he? I guess he could have someone else do the surgeries and talk them through it.

by Anonymousreply 67June 12, 2024 4:23 AM

[quote]Dr. Now is 80 years old. Should he be performing surgeries?

He's holding the rag on a stick to make Sara fresh and clean for the pageant. The HAZMAT team is standing by. Like Darth Vader and the Imperial pilots.

by Anonymousreply 68June 12, 2024 4:45 AM

[quote] She most likely wears a mu-muu

Provided by Georgia Tent and Awning.

by Anonymousreply 69June 12, 2024 2:49 PM

Stupid OP didn’t read the article. She isn’t Miss Alabama.

by Anonymousreply 70June 12, 2024 2:57 PM

You could park an 18 Wheeler in that FUPA.

by Anonymousreply 71June 12, 2024 7:24 PM

I see beyond what's on the outside and see the beauty within.

by Anonymousreply 72June 12, 2024 7:28 PM

r72 going to find the beauty within Miss Alabama.

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by Anonymousreply 73June 12, 2024 7:35 PM

R73. I'm still searching!

by Anonymousreply 74June 12, 2024 7:38 PM

How in the hell did she beat the girls on either side of her?

They must be pissed.

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by Anonymousreply 75June 12, 2024 7:44 PM

^^she threatened to eat them.

by Anonymousreply 76June 12, 2024 7:46 PM

R75. The blonde is none too pleased.

by Anonymousreply 77June 12, 2024 7:58 PM

She's proud of her "curves"!

by Anonymousreply 78June 12, 2024 8:13 PM

But is she required to purchase two seats when flying Spirit Airlines?

by Anonymousreply 79June 12, 2024 8:15 PM

Haters gonna hate!!! Y'all are just jealous that I get to fly private now.

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by Anonymousreply 80June 12, 2024 8:16 PM

[quote]But is she required to purchase two seats when flying Spirit Airlines?

She flies cargo.

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by Anonymousreply 81June 12, 2024 9:34 PM

Her body is not healthy.

by Anonymousreply 82June 12, 2024 9:37 PM
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