Congratulations to the new Miss Alabama!

A DL'er makes good.

You must click on the link to see the other picture of her. Must.

wow, what a gunt! A gunt for the ages. Also, right underneath it is a video about fat influencers dying young. Also, 1819?

I'll be quitting next week, y'all!

It's the inclusion thing.

She looks fine to me.

It’s about time!

I’m uncomfortable with fat people existing

Did she eat all the other contestants?

“My FUPA is itchy, y’all!”

Heads up - she isnt the REAL "Miss Alabama", something for which I am sure a great many citizens of that state are grateful;

From the story;

[quote]National outlets quickly jumped on the bandwagon, continuing to call Milliken “Miss Alabama.” However, the misrepresentation of the title has gotten the attention of many people, including former Miss Alabama Amie Beth Shaver.

[quote]Shaver explained that there is only one Miss Alabama title, and that is for the pageant that sends competitors to Miss America. There is also Miss Alabama USA, which sends contestants to the Miss USA pageant.

[quote]“Miss America now is 101 years old and then Miss USA, which goes on the Miss Universe pageant,” Shaver said. “But this National American Miss, no one has heard of it. I don't even know what it is.”

[quote]Shaver said Miss America owns the rights to the “Miss Alabama” title, so it is improper to use that title for another pageant.

Here is a link to the source of the pic R2 says we should look at, and they're right. That really is a gunt for the ages.

And now she's won this fake"title" she can let herself go and start eating again in earnest!

OINK!

Fatass.

She seems nice.

I wanna see her in the swimsuit competition.

I’m imagining Bert Parks serenading her as the new Miss America.

Her talent is eating.

It was a lot simple in the old days—a “real” Miss Alabama could be a total dyke and still win Miss America

my body too porkalicious for ya babe

Is her last name Hindenburg?

Nice to see Suzanne is getting back into the pageant world.

Her defenders are the same sort of people offended by Fat Monica

She’s pretty for a fat chick I will give her that.

Lovely skin. And so much of it.

No, she's reached the point of too fat for "pretty as a fat chick".

I read somewhere that she's a professional makeup artist, but her makeup doesn't look good at all.

She set the makeup gun to 10 and let it blast for a good hour by the looks of it.

I could make a whole wardrobe out of her.

The makeup gun....

Here's a photo of Sara arriving at the pageant

She ought to be referred to as Mass Alabama. If she wore white at her wedding the guests would take cover yelling “Avalanche!” as she walked down the aisle,

She should really avoid that pork I mean pink color, at her size

That's no pageant contestant. It's a space station.

You’re supposed to get fat AFTER you win: Delta Burke, Dayanara Torres, Kate Shindle, Harnaaz Sandhu. This is peaking too soon.

Fuck you. My eyes won me that crown

You people are horrible.

MORE!

She did a pie eating contest for the talent portion.

She looks like Miss Taco Bell.

Miss Alabama White Sauce!

She should never tuck a shirt into shorts, oh my fupa

"We're going to need a wider shot."

We have lost our minds in favor of political correctness.

We lost nothing. An obscure, unofficial pageant became quite expansive, that is all.

[quote] She should never tuck a shirt into shorts, oh my fupa

Dear lord!

She's like three or four times the size of the other girl in the photo!

I showed my sister this thread and the picture linked with her and another chick and said, "look at this, can you believe this chick won?" and she said, "which one?" I said, "which one do you think?" then I realized that she of course thought it was the thinner chick, because beauty pageant, but no, in current year, it's the one who is fattest, ugliest, or a dude.

It’s was Tier IV pageant. Read the text..

Oh wait, is she a great big fat person?

She's large, and in charge

- DEI Comittee for the Miss National American Alabama pageant

Her gunt's gunt has a gunt.

What’s her BMI?

How does she go to the bathroom?

I bet she warshes with a rag on a stick.

There’s just a lot more to love ❤️.

We all know that being fat is a choice.. If Dr. Now in Houston can get 900-pounders to slim down, there's no excuse not to lose.

Why? you bigot! Healthy at every size. Look at the lovely Tess Holliday, she's thriving!

Seriously, though, you aren't allowed to say that fat can cause cancer and other health problems, doctors can't even call you out for it anymore, save for Dr. Now.

Who the hell is "Dr. Now" that has been referenced twice now upthread?

R57 Our hero. The one man willing to do bariatric surgery on huge people. The star of My 600 pound Life. He doesn't fuck around with these people and calls them on their bullshit.

"You should lose tirty pounds in one munt"

Dr. NOW is our hero.

He'll say what others won't.

Because he works with 600+ pound people every day, he operates on them, he hears their complaints, and he knows their tricks.

You can't bullshit this guy.

R51 There is no BMI instead a Richter scale is used.

[quote]as she walked down the aisle,

Please, she hasn't walked in five years. Her escort is a forklift.

Wonder how they handle the swimsuit competition with that gunt.

She most likely wears a mu-muu

Gasp.

As the newly crowned Miss Alabama, Sara Milliken's first public appearance in her new role will be to eat Georgia.

Dr. Now is 80 years old. Should he be performing surgeries?

Shit, is he? I guess he could have someone else do the surgeries and talk them through it.

[quote]Dr. Now is 80 years old. Should he be performing surgeries?

He's holding the rag on a stick to make Sara fresh and clean for the pageant. The HAZMAT team is standing by. Like Darth Vader and the Imperial pilots.

[quote] She most likely wears a mu-muu

Provided by Georgia Tent and Awning.

Stupid OP didn’t read the article. She isn’t Miss Alabama.

You could park an 18 Wheeler in that FUPA.

I see beyond what's on the outside and see the beauty within.

r72 going to find the beauty within Miss Alabama.

R73. I'm still searching!

How in the hell did she beat the girls on either side of her?

They must be pissed.

^^she threatened to eat them.

R75. The blonde is none too pleased.

She's proud of her "curves"!

But is she required to purchase two seats when flying Spirit Airlines?

Haters gonna hate!!! Y'all are just jealous that I get to fly private now.

[quote]But is she required to purchase two seats when flying Spirit Airlines?

She flies cargo.

Her body is not healthy.