Bradley Cooper’s New Face Version 7.1

Doesn't he get a new face every year?

Aging.

That hair - wtf. I hope this look is for a movie, and he's not shaving that pattern because he thinks it looks good.

Remember how it was transparently obvious that Disney had created a Hillary Clinton head for the Hall of Presidents ahead of the election and then when Trump won, they just modified it?

That is what he looks like. Like they tried to modify a Hillary Clinton head into Bradley Cooper.

He's starting to look like Michael Douglas - and not in a good way.

Did he have sphincter rejuvenation too?

Aging is really hard when you're celebrated for being handsome.

New face and terrible hair. That isn’t his real hair.

It’s hard to unsee his face as Leonard Bernstein. I look at his picture now and I see only the Bernstein make-up.

“Hair”

“Face”

“Beard”

Did he get a nose job? I would never recognize him, but I didn’t pay much attention to him before. Except at the Oscars with Gaga.

Sis do not love herself!

Yeah I think he got the bridge of his nose shaved. That’s why his nostrils look more flaringly prominent. He can’t be very bright if he’s with Gigi.

[quote]That isn’t his real hair.

No, it probably is. His hair is naturally thick, that's his Italian side. Italian men generally have thick heads of hair even into middle age and old age.

Currently filming the biopic, "Angley".

Wait, I'm confused by the headline. Is he using his daughter as an unusual beard?

I've always suspected that he wore tinted contacts. His eye don't look bright blue in those photos.

Blue eyes look different depending on the light, the type of camera etc.

^ eyes. He's not Cyclops.

Well there are different shades of blue eyes but yes. Depends on lighting etc.

I have bright blue eyes but in some photos my eyes look a duller blue or even grey.

He looks like a hairdresser who is on a sexual offender registry.

This is Bradley's "Ridden Hard, Put Away Wet" look. Or, it's Tuesday afternoon.

The closet is so aging

Age is aging. He’s 49. He isn’t 25 anymore.

Bradley Cooper managed to get it up to have a child?!?!

Or is this a turkey baster baby?

He reminds me of Hugh Jackman in Wolverine. What's that saying of couples who start to look alike?

No Brad just stop. You were once a sexy beast.

Where on earth is my depilatory cream?

He looks like a slob. A sad gay slob.

That rat's nest HAS to be a wig. Right?!!

When did Bradley Cooper turn into Robin Williams?

His hair looks fake even if it is real.

narcissistic mind games. he's doing this to piss off Yolanda because she's made numerous underhanded digs at his facial hair.

After a date with girlfriend Gigi Hadid? Riiiight.

Raquel Welch Hair U Wear solutions.

[quote] Age is aging. He’s 49. He isn’t 25 anymore.

Oh honey, he isn't even 49 anymore...

Looks like Barry Manilow

The beard is to cover up his growing jowliness, it’s a trick as old as time.

The nose looks odd and the hair is not doing him any favours, but what the hell is that awful beard pattern, completely shaved under the chin. Ugh.

I love his legs.

Did he borrow Hogan Gidley's ratty Korean wig?

If you glance quickly at OPs pic he looks like Zach G.

Old kween in a wig.

Amateur.

R45. Holy shit!

The man has more money than God and he chose this Korean wig?

I guess when you have a team of yes-men/women…shit happens.

Yes to the Barry Manilow school of plastic surgery. And did he decide not to shave off his goatee half way through?

He must have made the changes at the direction of his latest “girlfriend.”

r46, my friend used to do Tom's hair for 7 years until 2015. TC traded him for a younger model who didn't know how to color his hair and would call him for the formula. Of course my friend declined and his hair has never looked the same.

I don't think BC got a nose job, because the tip is bulbous and the magnetic pull of gravity is making its way to his upper lip. Maybe the thinner bridge is a result of nose candy?

It looks like he is morphing AWAY from Barry Manilow.

I'm all ready to snark but I actually think he looks good. His beard is funny looking tho. And I don't mean Gigi.

Oddly, TC’s looked real until the last couple of years when he “grew it out.”

Regarding the TC hairdresser, the guy who cuts my hair and his colleagues also manage “hair systems” —basically they refresh and comb-out the wig part, and dye the sides to match.

This might be what he’s talking about.

Leonard Bernverine? Wolverstein?

I feel sorry for Bradley. His last hit movie was A Star Is Born, six years ago. He flopped with Nightmare Alley and Maestro got him some acclaim, but he was ridiculed for the prosthetic nose and the film did not win a single Academy Award. His only success has been voicing a raccoon in the Guardians of the Galaxy films. Now he is almost 50 and still using beards to hide the fact that he is gay. He must be miserable.

R54 - But he still has Leo to console him.

He’s starring, producing, and directing a new biopic about Wolfman Jack. Oscar bait, hunny.

Gee, another trash Cooper thread by a lot of angry frustrated trolls.

Rodent faced men are all the rage!

I thought the same, R43!

[quote][R54] - But he still has Leo to console him.

Speaking of which, one of the funniest pap shots ever was Leo and Bradley on a hotel balcony, looking like they'd been up fucking all night.

Bradley and Leo went to the Oscars together, bringing their moms as their dates.

Does it get any gayer?

Looks like he asked for “The Sean Penn”.

That beard is stupid.

The unlikely hair is nearly as bad.

I also think he looks like Michael Douglas circa the aughts. Did he have jaw implants done? Why is he so puffy around the cheeks?

The beard says, “I’m a douche bag.”

He’s starting to look like a middle aged lesbian.

He’s now a hobosexual.