Meet Ryan McCallister, Martha Stewart's Head Gardener

She’s cute, but girlfriend…MOISTURIZER!

I'll rub the sunscreen all over him. I won't miss one part of his anatomy.

I'd hire him for head, too!

He is gay. Back when Martha had her last show ti was her, her gardener and her house manager and they were sitting eating and some comment was made that was very gay and the two looked at each other and laughed.

He “becomes” straight when I “need” him whenever I’m awake—which is always!

During the first of the lockdowns Martha and he lived together in Bedford and worked in the yard. He must have the patience of Job.

^^^ And a thick, uncut dick.

He looks Canadian - Is he?

You know grinder pics are floating out there.

DL detectives, get to work!

It’s so impressive to me that Martha Stewart emerged from prison an even bigger icon and celebrity.

The eyes are textbook Endy.

Boy is he Endy! God I’m good.

What is Endy?

Neurodiverigé.

I'm tired of Martha's dirt commercials.

R12, it means he’s a 10″ foam mattress that uses poly foam for comfort and support. This mattress is budget-friendly, ships quickly, and provides a slightly firm feel. Or, he’s dank or edgy.

Endy or not, I'd like to spend the night with him. He'd be fun in bed.

[quote]No word if he's gay or straight, but I'm guessing very gay since I ping when he's on television.

Of course he's gay. No straight man would be able to tolerate Martha Stewart for five fucking minutes.

[quote]He looks Canadian - Is he?

How the fuck does somebody "look" Canadian? JFC.

If only the Neurodivergent Troll were red lined. 🤡🥴

I believe he's from California. He's mentioned it on the show.

[quote]How the fuck does somebody "look" Canadian? JFC.

The easiest way to identify a Canadian is to check for the mandatory mountie hat or maple leaf tattooed on the upper arm at birth or upon gaining citizenship. Got it, 'eh?'

He could till my garden anytime!

Is there a maple leaf on his backpack for the trip across Europe? That’s how you know.

OP, Your gaydar may ping whenever he's on television because he's a cute guy who works for a Diva who gay men both love and loathe.

My guess is that he's straight.

You guessed wrong. You’re full of stereotypes….

Big nose big hose!

He's as gay as a goose.

I wonder if he jerks off in the gardens ?

"There Are Fairies At the Bottom of our Garden"

Meh.

r30 he is secretly ripped. Meh now but he is hot as fuck with his shirt off.

R31 Pictures please !

I'd like to play with his garden hose. See how far it can squirt.

I wonder if he's any relation to the McCallisters of Tallahatchie.

He's no Big Sam.

Ryan

Something off about that boy

Ugly tatts.

That’s Martha’s pool in Bedford at R36.

I’m impressed that she lets the help swim in it. Enlightened!

Dear Lord in Heaven!

Meh.

2 cats and a Frenchie.

He certainly seems enamored enough with himself.

He's really hot with facial hair. Without it - meh.

Ugly tatts, though. I need to see the full upper body.

Do you think he might be... um... grinding Martha's ancient grains?

Has he presented hole?

He presented those tats, R46, which was more than sufficient.