Missing woman found inside python

Maulface thread.

To be fair, Indonesian women are not very big.....

Oh no, it's up to my toe!

BURP!

Told you I was hardcore!

Oh gee, it's up to my knee!

[quote](not Florida)

Not yet.

(not Florida)

Cackle.

R7 We still have a bit more evolving to do before we can take on these Florida women, but we're getting there!

Ssssslander

[quote]R2: To be fair, Indonesian women are not very big.....

...and the snake was sixteen feet long.

Is that great big fat person the python lunch buffet?

[quote] Federal law prohibits reticulated pythons from being imported to the United States

I agree with this policy.

Jesus Christ who is posting these horrible stories? Stop.

A gal's gotta eat!

Oh my, it's up to my thigh!

Oh heck, it's up to my neck!

Oh dread, it's up to my Mmmph . . .

Seriously. I've come on here and see this and the woman who killed her kid and is smiling in court...and I've had enough of humanity for a day.

What a horrific way to die, poor women. That said, @ R18 made me giggle out loud .

“Some people say it’s not the python’s fault. That it was just behaving naturally. These are very bad people. Very bad. A snake is a snake, like I always say. Very bad.”

Urp! Now where's that baby? I could use some dessert.

r11=python size queen

What was on her iPhone music?

Hunny them Florida alligators will fight a snake for a tasty morsel like R9 is showing. Hell, she's thanksgiving Dinner.

Being a fat whore can save your life!

Indonesians are tiny.

My mobility scooter will outrun that python.

Geez - the article lists FOUR other examples of this in Indonesia.

Oh, dear! It's up to my ear!

World's worst videographer. For fucks sake - hold the phone steady.

[Quote] What was on her iPhone music?

Union of the Snake - Duran Duran

Eaten Alive - Diana Ross

Better Together - Jack Johnson

“I’m gonna get inside you tonight!”

That must be extremely painful. A snake wrapping around you, slowly crushing your bones, one at the time. Can you even scream or do you become breathless quickly?

R34 I have an idea what that might be like

Poor woman, how terrifying that must have been, and probably a slow death, too.

Scary stats from Africa:

More than 30,000 people die of snake bite annually

Nile crocodiles kill at least 3,000 people per year

Hippos kill around 3,000 peeps, too

R36 Snake bite is a lot faster death than a death from a constrictor

Who was she wearing?

What was on her iPod?

R39, see R24 and r32.

[quote]What was on her iPhone music?

"Cold Hearted Snake", Paula Abdul.

R36 Indonesia isn't Africa, nimrod.

And your stats are pure fantasy. There are less than 1000 deaths worldwide from crocs every year. 200 in Egypt.

R32 Eat you alive-Limp Bizkit

Can anyone think of a worse way to die?

R45 yes. Anything involving being burned to death, or being buried alive. Being tortured slowly for days, then getting killed.

R45, Being swallowed whole by a python would be worse.

R46 not to me. She was whole, even had her clothes on, which means she died of simple suffocation and there are worse ways to go than that.

"What was on her iPhone music?"

R47, You make It sound like dying by suffocation is a pleasant experience.

What does dying with her clothes still on have to do with it?

Spending my final seconds of life inside of a creature would be an experience I cannot even imagine.

Lissin. Anacondas are even worse than Pythons. And who knows how many people get eaten by crocs or alligators or Rhinos or hippos or WTF ever. You can say 200 but it could be ten times that many. I wish De Santis would get eaten by an alligator. And when his wife jumps in to save him, her too.

Was she passed out or in the jungle?How does a coherent person not see a16 ft python?- New at this.

R49 I never said it would be pleasant. Wtf? I just said there are worse ways to die than suffocation.

I don't agree R52. Think about it. You get ucked into his mouth by unbelievably strong force and you're getting crushed in the process so trying to fight your way out is damned near impossible without help in t he earliest stage. But once you're in up to your knees you are done for. and you keep gradually getting sucked in deeper and deeper, it is a slow agonizing process. By the time he gets to you ribcage you're practically dead. But not quite. Ugh. I'd rather get chomped in two by an alligator or a crocodile. Personally I find Rhinos very scary and ugly. They look positively prehistoric. And Hippos too.

R53, Not to mention how dark and smelly it would be inside the python.

As someone who has witnessed many constrictors stalking and eating their prey, I would not want to go that way. One of these things stalked a villager for about 1 mile a few years back. The poor guy didn't know what hit him.

Life imitating art! This is the plot of a 2020 Carl Hiaasen novel...which is set near a thinly-veiled Mar-A-Largo

[quote] Kiki Pew was a founding member of the Potussies, a group of women dedicated to supporting the President, who spends half the year at the “Winter White House” just down the road.

R50 Hippos and rhinos don't eat people.

R55 "As someone who has witnessed many constrictors stalking and eating their prey"

Where the hell do you live?

I used to work in a pet store that specialized in reptiles when I was in college R58. I had to feed them...the rats, big bastards, would be blissfully unaware of the snake zeroing in on them. Not quite the same as humans but the same kill method. Lightening strike and immediately coiled up around the victim. They are incredibly fast.

Mark O’Shea explains what would have happened.

I guessed the constriction would make you pass out and now I’m glad to know at least that happens quickly because I can’t imagine the horror of being eaten alive while conscious.

R60 so I was right and it wasn't that terrible.

The python was just getting revenge for his cousin. The victim was wearing him on her feet.

[quote]Hippos and rhinos don't eat people.

They do attack, though. Hippos are known for being scary attackers because they are actually more muscle than fat and can run much faster than people expect.

I think hippos kill more people in Africa than any other animal. They are terrifying in the water.

She would have been suffocated to death from the snake's constriction before the swallowing. I shudder to think where she was walking (jungle?) that she ran into this thing but, you can't blame the snake for trying to eat.

Sharks kill too! Or you get electrocuted when your electric powered boat sinks!!!!

Them snakes're eveywhere. Seriously. You kin go right now walking around near them Everglades, and one a them pythons will grab your ass and you are finito! This ain't no hug. This is like bein' crushed, which is exactly what's happenin'. People tell me, "Oh, go to Florida to relax and enjoy yerself, " but fuck them. I will stay right here in Mississippi on Ma's front porch with my shot gun locked and loaded, baby.

Eat Me Alive

-Judas Priest

Is she dead?

R64 Yeah, I know they kill people. But that poster said eat