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Missing woman found inside python

(not Florida)

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by Anonymousreply 71June 13, 2024 12:35 PM

Maulface thread.

by Anonymousreply 1June 10, 2024 1:53 PM

To be fair, Indonesian women are not very big.....

by Anonymousreply 2June 10, 2024 1:54 PM

Oh no, it's up to my toe!

by Anonymousreply 3June 10, 2024 1:54 PM


by Anonymousreply 4June 10, 2024 1:55 PM

Told you I was hardcore!

by Anonymousreply 5June 10, 2024 1:55 PM

Oh gee, it's up to my knee!

by Anonymousreply 6June 10, 2024 1:57 PM

[quote](not Florida)

Not yet.

by Anonymousreply 7June 10, 2024 2:59 PM

(not Florida)


by Anonymousreply 8June 10, 2024 3:04 PM

R7 We still have a bit more evolving to do before we can take on these Florida women, but we're getting there!

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by Anonymousreply 9June 10, 2024 3:14 PM


by Anonymousreply 10June 10, 2024 3:23 PM

[quote]R2: To be fair, Indonesian women are not very big.....

...and the snake was sixteen feet long.

by Anonymousreply 11June 10, 2024 3:29 PM

Is that great big fat person the python lunch buffet?

by Anonymousreply 12June 10, 2024 3:31 PM

[quote] Federal law prohibits reticulated pythons from being imported to the United States

I agree with this policy.

by Anonymousreply 13June 10, 2024 3:51 PM

Jesus Christ who is posting these horrible stories? Stop.

by Anonymousreply 14June 10, 2024 4:32 PM

A gal's gotta eat!

by Anonymousreply 15June 10, 2024 5:08 PM

Oh my, it's up to my thigh!

by Anonymousreply 16June 10, 2024 5:37 PM

Oh heck, it's up to my neck!

by Anonymousreply 17June 10, 2024 5:38 PM

Oh dread, it's up to my Mmmph . . .

by Anonymousreply 18June 10, 2024 5:38 PM

Seriously. I've come on here and see this and the woman who killed her kid and is smiling in court...and I've had enough of humanity for a day.

by Anonymousreply 19June 10, 2024 5:55 PM

What a horrific way to die, poor women. That said, @ R18 made me giggle out loud .

by Anonymousreply 20June 10, 2024 6:08 PM

“Some people say it’s not the python’s fault. That it was just behaving naturally. These are very bad people. Very bad. A snake is a snake, like I always say. Very bad.”

by Anonymousreply 21June 10, 2024 6:10 PM

Urp! Now where's that baby? I could use some dessert.

by Anonymousreply 22June 10, 2024 6:10 PM

r11=python size queen

by Anonymousreply 23June 10, 2024 8:07 PM

What was on her iPhone music?

by Anonymousreply 24June 10, 2024 9:01 PM

Hunny them Florida alligators will fight a snake for a tasty morsel like R9 is showing. Hell, she's thanksgiving Dinner.

by Anonymousreply 25June 10, 2024 9:23 PM

Being a fat whore can save your life!

by Anonymousreply 26June 10, 2024 9:53 PM

Indonesians are tiny.

by Anonymousreply 27June 10, 2024 9:56 PM

My mobility scooter will outrun that python.

by Anonymousreply 28June 10, 2024 9:58 PM

Geez - the article lists FOUR other examples of this in Indonesia.

by Anonymousreply 29June 10, 2024 10:01 PM

Oh, dear! It's up to my ear!

by Anonymousreply 30June 10, 2024 10:14 PM

World's worst videographer. For fucks sake - hold the phone steady.

by Anonymousreply 31June 10, 2024 11:21 PM

[Quote] What was on her iPhone music?

Union of the Snake - Duran Duran

Eaten Alive - Diana Ross

Better Together - Jack Johnson

by Anonymousreply 32June 10, 2024 11:55 PM

“I’m gonna get inside you tonight!”

by Anonymousreply 33June 11, 2024 12:03 AM

That must be extremely painful. A snake wrapping around you, slowly crushing your bones, one at the time. Can you even scream or do you become breathless quickly?

by Anonymousreply 34June 11, 2024 12:14 AM

R34 I have an idea what that might be like

by Anonymousreply 35June 11, 2024 12:26 AM

Poor woman, how terrifying that must have been, and probably a slow death, too.

Scary stats from Africa:

More than 30,000 people die of snake bite annually

Nile crocodiles kill at least 3,000 people per year

Hippos kill around 3,000 peeps, too

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by Anonymousreply 36June 11, 2024 1:42 AM

R36 Snake bite is a lot faster death than a death from a constrictor

by Anonymousreply 37June 11, 2024 1:55 AM

Who was she wearing?

by Anonymousreply 38June 11, 2024 2:13 AM

What was on her iPod?

by Anonymousreply 39June 11, 2024 3:04 AM

R39, see R24 and r32.

by Anonymousreply 40June 11, 2024 3:12 AM

[quote]What was on her iPhone music?

"Cold Hearted Snake", Paula Abdul.

by Anonymousreply 41June 11, 2024 4:42 AM

R36 Indonesia isn't Africa, nimrod.

And your stats are pure fantasy. There are less than 1000 deaths worldwide from crocs every year. 200 in Egypt.

by Anonymousreply 42June 11, 2024 6:41 AM

R32 Eat you alive-Limp Bizkit

by Anonymousreply 43June 11, 2024 6:52 AM

Can anyone think of a worse way to die?

by Anonymousreply 44June 11, 2024 10:29 AM

R45 yes. Anything involving being burned to death, or being buried alive. Being tortured slowly for days, then getting killed.

by Anonymousreply 45June 11, 2024 12:56 PM

R45, Being swallowed whole by a python would be worse.

by Anonymousreply 46June 11, 2024 1:19 PM

R46 not to me. She was whole, even had her clothes on, which means she died of simple suffocation and there are worse ways to go than that.

by Anonymousreply 47June 11, 2024 1:27 PM

"What was on her iPhone music?"

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by Anonymousreply 48June 11, 2024 1:30 PM

R47, You make It sound like dying by suffocation is a pleasant experience.

What does dying with her clothes still on have to do with it?

Spending my final seconds of life inside of a creature would be an experience I cannot even imagine.

by Anonymousreply 49June 11, 2024 2:24 PM

Lissin. Anacondas are even worse than Pythons. And who knows how many people get eaten by crocs or alligators or Rhinos or hippos or WTF ever. You can say 200 but it could be ten times that many. I wish De Santis would get eaten by an alligator. And when his wife jumps in to save him, her too.

by Anonymousreply 50June 11, 2024 2:32 PM

Was she passed out or in the jungle?How does a coherent person not see a16 ft python?- New at this.

by Anonymousreply 51June 11, 2024 2:46 PM

R49 I never said it would be pleasant. Wtf? I just said there are worse ways to die than suffocation.

by Anonymousreply 52June 11, 2024 3:01 PM

I don't agree R52. Think about it. You get ucked into his mouth by unbelievably strong force and you're getting crushed in the process so trying to fight your way out is damned near impossible without help in t he earliest stage. But once you're in up to your knees you are done for. and you keep gradually getting sucked in deeper and deeper, it is a slow agonizing process. By the time he gets to you ribcage you're practically dead. But not quite. Ugh. I'd rather get chomped in two by an alligator or a crocodile. Personally I find Rhinos very scary and ugly. They look positively prehistoric. And Hippos too.

by Anonymousreply 53June 11, 2024 8:02 PM

R53, Not to mention how dark and smelly it would be inside the python.

by Anonymousreply 54June 11, 2024 8:10 PM

As someone who has witnessed many constrictors stalking and eating their prey, I would not want to go that way. One of these things stalked a villager for about 1 mile a few years back. The poor guy didn't know what hit him.

by Anonymousreply 55June 11, 2024 8:18 PM

Life imitating art! This is the plot of a 2020 Carl Hiaasen novel...which is set near a thinly-veiled Mar-A-Largo

[quote] Kiki Pew was a founding member of the Potussies, a group of women dedicated to supporting the President, who spends half the year at the “Winter White House” just down the road.

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by Anonymousreply 56June 11, 2024 8:25 PM

R50 Hippos and rhinos don't eat people.

by Anonymousreply 57June 11, 2024 9:31 PM

R55 "As someone who has witnessed many constrictors stalking and eating their prey"

Where the hell do you live?

by Anonymousreply 58June 11, 2024 9:32 PM

I used to work in a pet store that specialized in reptiles when I was in college R58. I had to feed them...the rats, big bastards, would be blissfully unaware of the snake zeroing in on them. Not quite the same as humans but the same kill method. Lightening strike and immediately coiled up around the victim. They are incredibly fast.

by Anonymousreply 59June 11, 2024 9:41 PM

Mark O’Shea explains what would have happened.

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by Anonymousreply 60June 11, 2024 10:21 PM

I guessed the constriction would make you pass out and now I’m glad to know at least that happens quickly because I can’t imagine the horror of being eaten alive while conscious.

by Anonymousreply 61June 11, 2024 11:20 PM

R60 so I was right and it wasn't that terrible.

by Anonymousreply 62June 12, 2024 12:55 AM

The python was just getting revenge for his cousin. The victim was wearing him on her feet.

by Anonymousreply 63June 12, 2024 1:22 AM

[quote]Hippos and rhinos don't eat people.

They do attack, though. Hippos are known for being scary attackers because they are actually more muscle than fat and can run much faster than people expect.

by Anonymousreply 64June 12, 2024 10:18 PM

I think hippos kill more people in Africa than any other animal. They are terrifying in the water.

by Anonymousreply 65June 12, 2024 10:21 PM

She would have been suffocated to death from the snake's constriction before the swallowing. I shudder to think where she was walking (jungle?) that she ran into this thing but, you can't blame the snake for trying to eat.

by Anonymousreply 66June 12, 2024 10:34 PM

Sharks kill too! Or you get electrocuted when your electric powered boat sinks!!!!

by Anonymousreply 67June 12, 2024 11:04 PM

Them snakes're eveywhere. Seriously. You kin go right now walking around near them Everglades, and one a them pythons will grab your ass and you are finito! This ain't no hug. This is like bein' crushed, which is exactly what's happenin'. People tell me, "Oh, go to Florida to relax and enjoy yerself, " but fuck them. I will stay right here in Mississippi on Ma's front porch with my shot gun locked and loaded, baby.

by Anonymousreply 68June 13, 2024 12:00 AM

Eat Me Alive

-Judas Priest

by Anonymousreply 69June 13, 2024 2:09 AM

Is she dead?

by Anonymousreply 70June 13, 2024 2:13 AM

R64 Yeah, I know they kill people. But that poster said eat

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