The refrigerator box dilemma

I'd take a picture, first. Perhaps FaceTime a friend to get a second opinion. Then I'd call 311.

Run away from the scabies

Spray it penis with silver Rust-Oleum as it seems like a new fridge handle.

Don’t mind me, I’m just cleaning out the fridge 🍆

That’s a fabulous idea, r3 👏👏👏

Walk On By

R6, and leave the big penis frustrated? That didn’t seem very neighborly.

If you whacked it with a twig for a while, something might happen 🤔

Well this is a new feature! I heard about the ice and water in the door but this is something completely different!

I'd ask "Kevin Spacey, is that you?"

I was just watching an old episode of a TV show from 1984 this morning on YouTube and there was a commercial for a Refrigerator/freezer that had a built in ice cream maker. I'd rather have that than a mystery dick.

I would rip the box away to make sure it wasn’t my hubs, supposedly at work.

I'm with Dionne -keep walking. If you can see it as you walk down the street so can everyone else. More than likely there are cameras everywhere ready to ruin your life if you so much as touch it...

Yeah, I'd beat it a few times with a stick. Teach him a lesson doing something so stupid.

I think folks should carry garden shears, as there’s always something that needs to be clipped back.

Worms are good for your garden, r14

Alison, sorry, I thought is was a cucumber!

I don’t have sex with strangers.

You’re no fun. At all.

Honestly speaking, I’d probably be too worried about diseases to suck it but I’d give it a handjob.

But it could be your father!

I’d give the tip a lick and if it tasted nice then I’d give it a good suck.

R19 we hat s as puss

No different from sitting in a bathroom stall at your college’s undergrad library …and a hard dick appears through the g.h. The only polite response is to suck it off… duh.

*what a puss

I'd leave the white dick alone.

But if it was a black one? Well I'd be open to a meet-n-greet at the very least.

Apologize to your grandma right now!

Does it have to a refrigerator box?

Can it be a refriegerator, like, in my apartment?

Schrödinger's Cock

What brand of refrigerator?

"The refrigerator box dilemma"

OP, your dilemma is someone else's opportunity.

LOL, R27!

That's the kind of wit I come to DL for.

[BTW, I'd choose the bear.]

I'd lift my caftan and back up into that thing all while making the beep beep sounds that trucks make while in reverse.

lol r31 !!!

I’d tie a blue ribbon on it and say, in a Scottish accent, “Lad — you’ve won 1st prize!”

Thank you R30, senior lesbian! I enjoy your posts.

I’d give it a handjob and when it came I would relentlessly palm the sensitive knob until that refrigerator box was QUAKING

[Quote] Then I'd call 311.

Oh to read the transcript of that call

Is it a rescue penis?

R37 I’m cueing up “Angel,” by Sarah McLachlan. 😭

mmmmmmm, you just don't know where that things been...it's a pass from me.

Put a little Purell on it and fuck that hard cock. Looks like a good one. And if you actually see a cock like that in an alley from a box randomly and you don't jump on it, you are giving fate the middle finger. And that is something I am not want to do.

This is how we do it now 🎵

If I saw that I would laugh my ass off and then keep walking.

[quote]And that is something I am not want to do.

The word is "wont," R40.

Nice try though!

[quote] I don’t have sex with strangers.

But a stranger is just a friend you haven't met!

You need to ask?

If not friend, then why friend-shaped?

[quote]Is it a rescue penis?

It was the penis who rescued us.

If it had been a puppy, you’d have stopped to see that it was ok, pet it and then make it feel better—wouldn’t you?

Well, I care for penises in the same way you care for puppies.

Thank you r48. You are a humanitarian.

R48 needs a rabies shot and flea bath.

You’re gonna have to make a bigger hole, I’m not in 6th grade anymore. At least physically, mentally, I’ll agree with you

We're going to need a bigger butt.

Food is food.

I would ask if it needs defrosting.

Pandora’s cock

Because it’s dripping, R54?