If you had 2 million bucks

Fuck society. I pay my taxes.

I keep it.

Live my best life.

I would open community centahs for troubled youth based around the arts.

Stop Complaining...

OP is like Dr. Evil just waking up from a 30 year coma.

I also would give out paid vouchers for hardworking people of color so that they can drive below 59th street in Manhattan.

If I had two million dollars at my disposal that I had to give away, I’d give it to one or more programs that support art and music education/performance for kids, and also give some to support the music and theater programs at the university I attended

Assuming two million to give, without affecting my own lifestyle?

I'd try to fund a new hospice, for palliative care.

If the two million would affect my own lifestyle, I'd create scholarships.

I would invest in climate change initiatives and have Greta on the board. However behind the scenes only as she comes across as a cunt in public settings.

I’d make many contributions to the under-privileged gay sex worker community.

I'd invest in new antibiotics, to benefit the gay community.

As if $2 million is a lot of money!

That’s not enough money to do much for others. Maybe give anonymous gifts to local needy people or pass out20s to the homeless.

R13 Two mil is more than enough to make an impact. The 2 mil is specifically for the charitable or philanthropic project. You are already rich in my scenario.

Lung Cancer research funding

Wish in one hand , spit in the other and see which hand fills up first. Duhhhh

Oh okay R14

In that case I would donate a community pool and skate park to my town. There is nought to do here.

I would teach hundreds of teen boys how they can use their used underwear and socks to turn 2 million dollars into 10.

If we’re allowed to donate to several, I’d just set up a few scholarships, and then earmark a $100,000 for the rebuilding of that PRR T1.

I'd buy 2 million dollars worth of personal defibrillators and give them away for free. My husband might have survived his cardiac arrest if we had been lucky enough to have an AED at home.

I would throw two nickels into the gutter and watch you scramble for them, you junkie Teacake.

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I’d use it to kick Paxton, Patrick, and Abbott the fuck out of my state forever.

Get the fuck out of the USA.

I would move to thailand where 2 million would let me live like a millionaire.

R25 you would consider that a philanthropic gesture?

I’d abolish weekdays and Taylor Swift daily.

Same, r26. There are really nice in condos in Bangkok for less than 300k. Fuck giving that money to a cat rescue, I want it!

Thailand makes me sick. It must cater to every depraved perversion known to humanity.

I'd use a fair bit of it to pay hackers to make sure teacake and darkmingelord couldn't access DL.

You're terrible, OP.

All you'd have to do is keep Teacake in low level meth. Sooner or later he'll fuck up.

Somebody’s tea has gon cold.

r30 unlike...Alabama?

This should really be upped to 2 TRILLION dollars. And the answer would be affordable housing.

First I would give a quarter of it to local fire depts. Then I would put it into programs to help those that have the hardest time in life.

I would repay those Indian farmers loans. The ones that kill themselves for a couple thousand dollars of debt.

I would get an annuity with a guaranteed payout over the rest of my life. Right now that would be 10 to 20K a month. That way I could travel where ever I wanted, get a nice VRBO or AirBnB for a month or two. No roots, no mortgage, just roam the world doing what ever the fuck I wanted to do, which would be a lot of nothing at all...and sex.

Id pay 55% of it to the government for taxes. That’s all.

Yes R34

I'd donate more to the ASPCA than I do now.

What would disgust you more: a dog tied and stretched out, tortured and skinned alive, then roasted for a lot of tiny men to eat? Or a market for preteen children sold for deflowering by a lot of men from all nations?

You're a barrel of laughs, R42.

Pubic perms for all!!!!!

True that

Intact America

I would fund the study for cure of neuropathic disorders. They tend to be underfunded and the people suffering from those disorders are in terrible pain.

I would like to donate to a pollinator protection program. In addition to their importance in the scheme of things, it bothers me that future generations of kids may never see a monarch butterfly.

Donate to therapy for first responders.

Donate to therapy, medical support and treatment for battered children & mothers/children & mothers victimized by war, natural disaster or famine.

I would like to preserve American architectural landmarks, particularly those by little-known or black American architects.

I love wild cats and would donate to anyone who could help protect them.

I would love to give to my local fire department, police department and hospital, as well as local schools and parks.

I'd like to help fund a small literary magazine with a focus on translations and mythologies.

I suppose two million would not make much of a dent, but I'd be willing to spend my newly free time volunteering as well.

Abortion Hut in my state!

Those traveling to ny state for abortion healthcare stay at The Abortion Hut! It’s a garden unit. Because OP is a cheap ass cunt.

The abortion hut, where disinterested do-gooders will drive you to and from your cooter scrape - in comfortable Kia

R21, I'm sorry for your loss. I've often thought many lives could be saved if suburbs that had neighborhood watches and those tiny libraries and shit had accessible defibrillators. Same goes for apartment buildings all over the country etc. Yes; best to have it in each place, but if not, a quick run away would at least save some.