I live in fear of raw eggs

Blanche, there's yolks on the fella.

You have nothing to fear but fear (of raw eggs) itself.

You know, I always thought that it was the raw eggs which was the reason they said not to eat raw cookie dough.

Apparently, uncooked flour has significant risk for food poisoning.

100% you will die from this. Get your life in order.

can I have your stuff when you die?

R3 You never heard of people drinking raw eggs?

Homemade mayonnaise

Properly made carbonara.

Eggs?

POISON! Poison!

People used to eat raw eggs all the time. Orange Julius, which you could get at the mall, had raw egg in it. I'm not saying it was completely safe, but if scores of people were getting violently ill, they would have noticed.

It's the hot fashion look right now, OP.

I know a girl who got raw egg on her finger. She forgot and stuck that finger in her hoo-ha.

See? I knew it!

What's awful, OP, is that foreign infiltrators are slipping fertilized black mamba eggs into the egg cartons in American grocery stores, so people are opening their refrigerator doors and have these dangerous snakes strike out at them.

They've been keeping it quiet, but it's been terrible.

It's bad, too, when people crack an egg open and the little snake shoots out to get them. It's nearly always fatal.

Nothing to worry about, you little bitch.

R13 Fertilized eggs wouldn survive in a freezer

This is one of the reasons we have a sink with running water in the kitchen and hopefully some kind of soap next to it.

Wash your hands.

Bonnie loved fried eggs

I feel that way about raw chicken juice.

Trigger warning for OP:

I do too OP.

What’s better than raw eggs?

Loose bacon. That’s bacon that was nearly fried, but then somebody said, “I like it rare!”

bacon tartare

The yolk’s on you, OP.

My dog loves raw eggs. He scarfs them down so fast he pukes. And then he has a double treat, because he eats his egg-puke!

Hope you’re feeding him pasteurized eggs. Salmonella can infect dogs.

Humpty and Lorraine Dumpty

Move to Japan. Raw eggs are safe there.

Man Up OP,

He's still alive.

I’d be tall in Japan.

Aren't raw eggs good for you?

OP, I thought of you an hour ago while making spaghetti carbonara.

I never understood the point of raw egg foam in cocktails. It's has no real taste, and there are many other ways I am sure to get a foaming topping.

While we are at it, same goes for raw egg in Caesar Salad. If you drop the raw eggs, no one would notice the difference.

Raw eggs need to live in fear of me.

same here

I live in fear of raw dick. If you're gonna love it, you better glove it!

You’re gonna fucking die. And nobody, nobody wants your stuff.

r33, I add a frothiness and softness to mixed drinks. I tried omitting myself, but drinks taste much better with a little of me in them. Maybe you suck at making cocktails?

You're at least two years too late, OP. Otherwise, I would've suggested you take it to Maury.

I have my egg nog yearly at holiday time with a splash of good brandy. I never thought about raw egg. New fear unlocked.