Perfect Wife: The Mysterious Disappearance of Sherri Papini premieres Thursday, June 20 on Hulu.

Has the husband come out as gay yet?

It is out on Hulu today

The DM found out she has a new rich boyfriend. Complete with pap photos.

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Are there two docs? I thought I saw one pop up on Peacock.

Her ex was interviewed on our local news the other day.

He said his first reaction when he saw her in the hospital after she had been "found" was that she was lying.

R6 Really? Keith? Bullshit, if he did think that, he sure didn't say anything, he was all over her and catering to her. We all knew she was lying, but he didn't.

R7 He said he felt guilty about thinking she could be lying, so denied his instincts and went all in on supporting her.

Creepy pics of her. Always very heavily edited and her looking coyly at the camera while her husband's face was rarely shown. Definitely a narcissist.

Hmmm R8. Do you believe him? I feel like he would have gone on forever supporting her, even in light of her being with her ex the whole time. He needs to find a rebound fuck and move on. Yeah she's not cute R9, her pics are so cheesy, and her gummy teeth...that wedding dress, also not good. I watched the Jaime King movie, it was great! I think it was on Hulu also.

The one on Peacock is from 2022 and called Sherri Papini: Lies, Loes, and More Lies.

Looks like she bought some new boobs. Can’t believe she found a new rich guy after the psycho stuff she pulled.

Her friends and family said she would freak out about Mexican food or if she saw a Mexican man because of her “kidnapping”. I would have come over with burritos to watch her fake stunting.

Daily Mail comment on R4's story:

[quote]She certainly landed on her back.

New boyfriend looks older and that is a pretty awkward kiss and hug.

Keith? I think he’s gay. He thought she was lying but then said these kidnappers cut off Sherry’s “signature” long blonde hair. He was working at Best Buy and she was a stay at home mom? Sounds like he was deluded.

Yeah R15, poor Keith didn't have a great job. Maybe this one can keep her in fucking lululemon or whatever crap she wears. Remember she used to sell a bunch of her shitty clothes too. Like American Eagle and Hollister crap on the lower level Poshmark type site.

Her jiffy boobs are way too big, they make her look hippy and broaden her. Of course with her stupid hair she's not the paragon of style anyhow.

Watching it now......

This is starting out bizarre

The husband has shaving cream on his ear for most of the interview.

She said the "kidnappers" were playing mariachi music in the car. lolz

R17 Excuse me, it's my signature blonde hair.

You must be a Mexican.

If her husband's first instinct was that she was lying, there were obviously other things going on in their marriage that made him doubt her. I'm sure they had been having trouble and that she was mentally unstable for a while.

It’s well done. God, what a psycho. I didn’t know any of the story before I watched it.

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Is the ex-BF a prominent role in these documentaries? That guy sounded super dumb and horny. His DNA was found on Sherri's underwear. The 2 were holed up for days in his apartment, windows covered. He was the one who branded / burned her skin.

Some of her "white pride" social media posts came to light while she was still "abducted," as well as her sociopathic behavior towards her mother (stealing money and kicking down ma's back door)

All those therapy sessions the husband had to go with her to, the kids being messed up. All for a fake scheme. smdh

[quote]I think most of us were on to her from the get go.

Oh, definitely. DL never believed this trick.

She was touted as “super mom” when she first went missing.

Reminded me of Tot Mom, ie, Casey Anthony. So stupid.

I guess the news outlets try to come up with something catchy.

Keith married her after she'd hurled a picture frame at him, slicing open his knee. That was your red flag right there, Keith! 🚩🚩🚩

r26 the police officer said there was no sex between Sherri and the guy she holed up with. WTF? He was a sucker.

OMG the guy Sherri is dating now his wife died under suspicious circumstances

I don’t think she’s a narcissist. I think she has histrionic personality disorder. Needs tons and tons of attention.

R33, that was created by the mod of the Sherri Pappini subreddit. They are absolutely vile Karens. They strip all the fun from enjoying this crazy story by being so weirdly hateful.

Can’t a crazy broad fake her own kidnapping and self-mythologize her heroic wisecracking without being hounded to kill herself and having letter writing campaigns organized against her by bitter Reddit slags?

Munchausen narcissist bitch!

This has been running the crime YouTube channels for a while now. Blonde, bimbettes always need the benefit of the doubt according to tv and streaming executives.

[quote] [R26] the police officer said there was no sex between Sherri and the guy she holed up with. WTF? He was a sucker.

R32, I read the ex-BF's account. They definitely were having a fuck fest.

Sherri wanted to suck James' Papini!

*I* want to suck Keith's Papini!

The Behavior Panel did an analysis of one of Papini's police (I think) interviews. Husband was there too. He just sat there. She would be telling her grand tale and then would be like, "why is the brown cushion over there?" Total nut job.

Why isn't she in prison?

R43 She was.

I love body language analysis, but the Behavior Panel is not great. It's four Caucasian guys (one from the UK and 3 from the US, IIRC) and two or three of them have military backgrounds. They are OK at analyzing other Caucasian men, but not great with women.

She is a psycho cunt, but the husband is odd.

She got early release from prison. I feel sorry for her kids and her new boyfriends kids, I could see her doing Munchausen by Proxy

I like The Behavior Panel depending on their subject. Your point is well taken r45. That being said, Papini's crazy can be seen from space.

This is the indictment. The FBI agent writes surprisingly well; very engaging and direct with lots of interesting details.

I love this bitch.

Yes, she was def boffing the ex she stayed with, I'm sure she did say she wasn't, but, quelle surprise, she lied. Watch the Jaime King tv movie, it's great! And it tells all that happened.

Poor husband. He has the befuddlement of living with a psychopath for too long. Long term manipulation is almost a lobotomy.

The poor son looks just like her

She should have to pay back every cent they spent on looking for her. Cunt.

That Daily Mail article about the boyfriend is wild. She convinced him to buy her a house!

Keith got everything in the divorce, including their house. It was damaged during a brush fire in 2022 and she tried to force the court to give her 1/2 of the insurance payout, meant for fixing the house her children live in.

She’s a piece of work. I would cross the street if this bony bitch was walking toward me.

Please tell me she has supervised visitation with the kids.

What kind of man would date her after this shit?

[QUOTE]She should have to pay back every cent they spent on looking for her. Cunt.

She's been ordered to. The last I read a few months ago, the state was looking into seizing some property she inherited.

Obviously she’s a nutjob, but the (former) husband is a trashbag too. I’m amazed these people somehow find each other.

I love how all these trashy, tatted women in the doc try to claim they are “super-moms.”

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure a "super-mom" wouldn't have her kids in daycare.

Husband works at Best Buy, she's a stay-at-home mom, and the kids go to day care.

Her financial priorities were getting rid of the kids at daycare and getting a boob job. With husband at work and the kiddies gone she was out screwing around.

Momma's new funbags!

r57 one of the husband's so called "friends" said Sherri and her husband were a good match because they both cared about the way they look.

Keith and Sherri in private plane.

Why didn't she learn to smile properly with such prominent gums and non-existent lips?

Those are some serious Cluster B eyes.

Head for zee hills.

As soon as she returned home I told a friend she was lying about the whole thing. He pushed back and asked if I actually thought she would brand herself, etc. I said I did. I wasn't buying it.

[quote] I read the ex-BF's account. They definitely were having a fuck fest.

I couldn't believe it in the interrogation video where the detective said she didn't have sex with him. Whatever the fuck would a guy do all that for if he wasn't getting sex out of it.

I posted that private airplane photo, above. Keith looks like he smells fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies.

I grew up in the rural South, so I am familiar with white trash culture.

But the Okies in California… hoo boy. I defy you to find a dumber, trashier group of people. They also have this weird arrogance (maybe that’s a MAGA development) as if they have it all figured out. “I’m not a sucker… I didn’t spend no money on college!”

These hillbillies in the Papini saga all seem pretty Okie-esque.

She and Keith have the same teeth. Sherri just has more gums showing on top.

r66 - they found another man's semen on her body which linked the ex (Mexican) boyfriend to Papini's disappearance which is how he came to be questioned by LE which broke the case. I'm pretty sure the report was "on" not "in" so the act may not have involved penetration.

They found DNA on her underwear. Yet the FBI guy said no sex had taken place?

Yeah, I don't know why the FBI was trying to spin that story (no sex). OF COURSE they were fucking. Ex-BF drove a long way to pick her up. She hid under a tarp or blanket in the back seat of ex-BF's car while he drove her back to his apartment.

I'll post the story (Daily Mail) on the next post.

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I've been semi-following this story since it broke, especially because it was all we here in Northern CA were hearing about for awhile.

And today I learned (from this thread) that her ex-boyfriend was MEXICAN.

This bitch, who had a hate blog against hispanic people and lied that her kidnappers were two Mexican women that were listening to "mariachi" music, had a MEXICAN BOYFRIEND.

Wtaf?

The FBI guy called James Reyes a burn out. Maybe they made a deal with him that they would not mention the sex if he told them what happened. He is not a looker.

I wouldn't want to admit sex with her she would turn it around and cry rape.

Burn out?

And yeah, Reyes does seem Hispanic. Maybe she only hated Hispanic women. She said her kidnappers were Hispanic women.

R66 I remember telling a female co-worker I thought the whole story sounded fishy.

She lashed out at me and told me I was a misogynist and started spewing all this "believe women!" crap.

When the truth came out, I took such delight in making that woman look like the utter fool she was.

I've only seen the first installment but noted — to my horror — that BOTH of them were wearing "Under Armour" tops.

If Beverly Sutphin was out of jail, I'd give her their address.

Did she follow Gone Girl?

Anyone who documents/curates their life to that degree (constant selfies, videos, elaborate scrapbooks) is crazy in my book.

And when she got caught to rights in episode 3 it was the very definition of "weaponized white woman tears." The cops had seen it all before and refused to let her histrionics derail the interview.

When she was busted about being at James Reyes' house she just ignored it and kept saying she didn't want HER (the smaller Mexican woman) to get in trouble.

I listened to some of the audio tape of James Reyes being interviewed, he was the guy she was actually with when she was claiming to be kidnapped. I do think he was fooling around with her but the police/FBI said they weren't interested in that part, they just wanted to know about the false kidnapping. So maybe that's why they downplayed it and said there was no sex. Or maybe his definition of no sex is like Bill Clinton.

I'm guessing the cops/FBI downplayed the sex part because they needed Reyes as a witness. They wanted to make him look more sympathetic. But come on, this whole thing was about sex.

Yeah it's crazy that anyone would even think there was no sex, this whole thing was her fucking off to fuck someone else. The whole reason she made herself look so bad, branded, stupid haircut, etc, was to take away from the fact that she had non husband jizz on and in her. She's a fucking pig.

She was a white supremacist too-she wrote that crazy blog about hating Mexicans (even though she liked to fuck them).

Keith found this early in their relationship, and she denied writing it, even though it was credited to her, with her picture on the post.

She must be great in bed to get all these men to do stupid shit for her. I bet she was running the white supremacy sect in prison.

The little son crying uncontrollably when Sherri ate that hot sauce was over the top. I saw some Pride artwork on the refrigerator in the dad's house when they were interviewing him. I wonder if that means anything?

Why was it over the top? I felt so bad for him. He was traumatized by his mom having gone missing.

Couldn’t this bitch just have invented a “business trip” when she wanted to get away?

I guess not, since her dumb, lazy ass was unemployed.

Watching now. So she was telling people that she was scared of him and he'd kill her?

Also, appalled at how many "witnesses" an so called friends jump in with gossip and hearsay.

R88 I did feel bad for her son. She completely ignores him until he starts crying. Seems to be the only way he can get attention from her.

Good thing she only sees them once per month, supervised. She abandoned them and made them worried. She is a psychopath.

[quote] Looks like she bought some new boobs. Can’t believe she found a new rich guy after the psycho stuff she pulled.

It’s like you’ve never met a straight guy.

Straight men are obviously so easy to appease. If a chick simply has blonde hair they automatically think she's hot. Never mind if she's got crazy eyes and/or a rabid smile.

She gives me Jodi Arias vibes.

Spot on R96.

This documentary was really well done.

Her new boyfriend has teen boys, I can see her seducing one of them and then crying rape.

New bf is a widower whose wife died unexpectedly at age 36. There may be a story within the story here.

I want to know what her former coworkers at AT&T thought of her

I have a hard time believing she held a job long enough to get severance pay. I can see her missing a lot of work and giving some imaginative excuses. Also trying to seduce the male bosses to get what she wanted.

The Papinis have their very own subreddit. It's marvelous! Fun for the whole family.

R101 she was a sales rep

Although this all had to be very tramautizing for her kids, they are probably better off now without the crazy bitch in their lives. Were they insinuating that there was some Munchausen by proxy going on? And why was she putting them in daycare if she wasn't working?

The ex boyfriend was a creep into giving her punishments. They were into pain. Sherry is a pig. He was aiding her why wasn’t he arrested? The damage was beyond the pale. If she is mentally ill he was exploiting her.

No he wasn't R106, he didn't want to do that shit, he finally branded her but he wouldn't punch her and shit like she wanted ,I think she had to damage her own face. I'm sure he was down to have freaky sex with her but probably wanted her gone by day 2. She told him the usual bullshit about an abusive husband, blah blah blah, I'm sure he thought he was helping her at first.

I wish I had a husband like she did who was shattered that I was missing. It’s cunt’s like this who deserve every bad thing that happens to them. She hit the jack pot and just threw it all away, including her adorable children.

You can't trust anyone with such aggressive teeth or the thyroid eyes.

Did the ex bf she shacked up with face charges?

[quote]why was she putting them in daycare if she wasn't working?

We asked the same question on the original threads. Husband probably earning peanuts at Best Buy, and she's a "super mom" who doesn't even take care of her kids.

I'm betting he had a side gig. You just know everyone thought he murdered her.

Husband seemed very “off” in the doc. One of those “super-controlling about stupid shit because he’s an under-achiever” types.

I can understand why she’d want to get away from him, but she’s obviously the real nutjob here.

Seems like she didn’t have a lot of options— no job, no education. I’ll never understand why women in this day and age let themselves get into situations where they are trapped, depending on some man (in this case, a man who’s also an idiot.)

He was a Best Buy Geek Squad employee and was let go this year. His parents are supporting him. Ew, poor.

Daycare isn't cheap for one kid, let alone two. No wonder they were in debt: she doesn't work, and pawns off her kids on someone else.

That's why the lady is a tramp.

I think she wanted to get found at the ex boyfriends so she could blame him for kidnapping her

R113 She was raised in a white trash MAGA family.

They don't know any better.

Didn't she drop out of high school? I have pretty low standards but I'd never carry on with someone who can't see high school through until the end.

I’m trying to watch it now but the people are so annoying.

I just finished it. I know they try to explain that she had a need to be the center of attention after an undefined “terrible childhood,” but what a manipulative rat she was.

Not just to all the family, friends and LE who thought she was missing, but to that poor guy she stayed with, took over his life for a month, and then tried to throw under the bus when his dna was found.

Thr husband must be tiny. She’s five three and he seemed not much taller. He pings bigtime.

[Quote] The little son crying uncontrollably when Sherri ate that hot sauce was over the top.

Fake crying. There were zero tears. As manipulative as mom.

About the daycare thing. I read it was only a couple of afternoons a week which can be a sanity preserver for a SAHM. One who has her sanity to begin with...

R122= we're talking about 150 bucks a month each day for the 2 of her kids. Bare minimum.

Do the math.

[QUOTE]150 bucks a month each day

Which? Per month or per day? If it's a half day, is it half of $150?

[quote] Husband seemed very “off” in the doc. One of those “super-controlling about stupid shit because he’s an under-achiever” types.

Wrong, frau.

[quote] for a SAHM

A what?

R126 Stay at home mom.

[quote]It’s cunt’s like this who deserve every bad thing that happens to them.

I reserve my ire for cunts who can’t use apostrophes.

I want to break my laptop just so that I can go into Best Buy and have Keith service it. Swoon!!!

I'm surprised at how much DLers are loving Keith.

[quote] I'm surprised at how much DLers are loving Keith

Just the trashy, MAGAT-adjacent ones

Oh please. Keith is beautiful and has a huge heart. Why does one have to be "trashy" and "MAGAT-adjacent" in order to appreciate those qualities? You wish you could have a husband who cares about you half as much as Keith cared for that undeserving cunt of a wife.

R131, that makes no sense. You’re a racist pos.

Jew-hating liberals see a white straight man and he’s automatically evil. Typical.

[quote]Jew-hating liberals see a white straight man and he’s automatically evil. Typical.

Right on cue, MAGAT-adjacent trash!

Now tell us the one about “wacky California.”

I'm watching this now...and her sister is fucking annoying as hell.

[Quote] Keith is beautiful and has a huge heart.

He’s an exhausting sissy, just like the adoptive father of that

… Natalia Grace

Oh please. Michael Barnett is a million times crazier and more annoying than Keith. The only thing they have in common is a thing for crazy blonde bitches.

I'm so glad I canceled my subscription with Hulu. I'm watching this now because I have like 20 days left before my sub ends, but the way Hulu puts commercials into the broadcast is STUPID. They cut someone off in the middle of them talking, and/or they cut back in to someone already talking.

R140, pay the full subscription fee if you don’t like it.

I thought i WAS paying the "full" subscription fee...but i've had Hulu for about 8 months (this time) and haven't watched a damn show until this one came on. Now i'm going to see what all the hubbub is about surrounding "The Bear."

Just finished watching the Sherri doc and that bitch was also Munchausen-ing the kids as well so she could take them to the doctor and get attention. What a spectacular "supermom" she was!

Is this a documentary or a reenactment?

r143 Documentary

R142 I have Hulu with HBO and no commercials, I have like 6 people who share my account, and I think it's 65 bucks a month. Hulu is all you need, I don't have cable too. Pay for it with no commercials.

Just finished it. What. A. Psycho. I know everyone loves to call Keith dumb, but he must have PTSD from the experience. The scene where he was next to her while the fib confronted her with the lies was heartbreaking.

I’d like to know when the new boyfriend’s wife died — before or after he met Sherri.

Okay, I just started it. I didn't know Keith had a sister, she must fucking hate Sherri.

The Under Armour clothes....the horror! Isn't that shit the same price as Puma or something? Buy that instead.

Under Armour is the new MAGA outfitter, right?

Are they? I don't know, they're gross though. Even Nike would be better.

The one thing I don't know is, do we think she thought it would be such a huge case? Did she only hurt herself because it was such a big deal of people looking for her? Like, was she just going to peace, out for a few weeks and then come home with no fanfare but then saw all this shit and had to go big? I don't know.

Just watched it. Wow. I knew the basics of the story but the details were nuts.

She’s a horrible person.

Can you imagine having her as a mother? Good god.

The scene where he was talking about how (after she’d been caught) she pulled him into his sister’s(?) bedroom and took all her clothes off and was saying she’s going to get a plea deal and only have to serve six months with an ankle bracelet was insane. “Honey what’s wrong! Let’s celebrate! I can do six months standing in my head.”

Terrible.

[quote] The one thing I don't know is, do we think she thought it would be such a huge case? Did she only hurt herself because it was such a big deal of people looking for her? Like, was she just going to peace, out for a few weeks and then come home with no fanfare but then saw all this shit and had to go big? I don't know.

I think the whole thing was a ploy for attention. She was clearly inspired by Gone Girl and the local unsolved disappearance of Tera Smith (who attended the same high school as Sherri). I think she suffers from Munchausen syndrome and she obviously has some weird grudge against Hispanic people, so she added the racist scapegoating for extra flair.

It's all nutty enough on its own, but she planned all that out not caring in the slightest about traumatizing her two young kids. Some "supermom"!

I laughed out loud multiple times watching this over Sherri’s antics. She milked it for all it was worth.

Well if you want to laugh some more at Sherri's expense, watch her entire FBI interviews! Nutter Butter!

FBI interview #2:

Full final FB interview where the wheels come off:

*FBI

R159 I love the part at 53:15, when she clearly knows she's fucked, and her husband physically moves his chair away from her.

Now she’s getting her own special where she can talk about her “disappearance.” Why are they giving her the attention and money she doesn’t deserve?! She’s a pathological liar and narcissist

I hope the husband sues for the money she’ll make.

Reminding me of Mary Kay LeTourneau. (God help us all! Mary being a child molester is society's problem - not just Mary's problem!)

R163 This isn't her project.

In addition, terms of her probation include not being able to profit off of her story.

So she won't get a dime for this.

r126 SAHM = Stay At Home Mother