Ryan Has a New Beard

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Ugh - it's laughable at this point. And the 3 year contract was up with the last 'model'.

Gurl please.

God how embarrassing, even if he were straight

Here's the thing - I used to watch Kelly and Ryan on their morning show during the pandemic and off and on afterwards. Ryan never mentioned a girlfriend - in fact he always said how hard it was to date because of his schedule.

You'd think he's mention her at SOME point after dating for 3 years. Nope. They've only been seen together a handful of times. How do you date someone for 3 YEARS and avoid the paps and pics when you're that high profile and attending events all over the place?

It's 2024 and gay people still feel the need to do this bullshit.

Why does he even bother? Being openly gay wouldn't affect his career in the slightest. It's not like he's a movie star leading man type who needs to stay closeted for his career, i.e. Dicaprio, Gyllenhaal, Pine etc.

He’s not gay. I’ve been in the same room as him. He is just a girly straight man.

Such amazing chemistry! They'll have a minivan full of kids very soon!

F _ G

I'd like to buy a vowel.

Oh thank God! NOW maybe this is the right girl to settle down with and have kids.

This is just sad

Ryan growing a beard, oh no

[quote] He’s not gay. I’ve been in the same room as him. He is just a girly straight man.

Disagree. I've been in the same room with him and I got a vibe.

What does he need a beard for?

R13 - name an A-list gay celebrity in any line of entertainment. They're usually niche or supporting actor types. People's careers cool off when they come out.

Being gay - even as a host - is not a career net positive. Particularly when most of his shows are geared to a female audience.

Then add on to the fact that if he DID come out, there'd be a LOT of explaining to do about these past relationships.

Ryan's about the money and the hustle FIRST. Always has been. He doesn't want to lose out on any opportunities.

R14 I think you are right. And I was being disingenuous, he actually pinged to high heaven. I just think he is one of those gays that won’t ever act on it. There are no rumors. Any sexual person will have stories come out especially when they are rich. A man has never fucked him.

Stupid ass Teacake is wrong again. TONS of stories have never come out about many, many closeted male celebs.

R16 I’m talking specifically Ryan Seacrest my dear. I think he is another Tom Cruise. But I think Tom Cruise is actually asexual and high functioning. He mimics heterosexuality because that is the most common sexuality.

Lots of closeted male celebs have never had stories leaked, but they're gay gay gay.

Oh there are plenty of 'straight' men who have had sex with other men and no one knows about it. Money talks but can also make people go silent too.

What age is Mr. Seacrest?

R18 Like who?

Oh just get fucked teacake. Idiot.

R20 Ry Ry is 49.

Ry ry is looking rough rough

I was in the same room with him while he was sucking my dick... I definitely got a vibe 😛

[quote]Ryan Seacrest seen out with mystery woman less than 2 months after Aubrey Paige breakup

Right on schedule, then.

Just in time for his Wheel of Fortune debut.

I don't think he's gay either.

I think he's 100% asexual.

He's a good-looking man, but there is just not sexual vibe to him at all. No juice. I have a pretty good imagination, but I just can't picture him having any kind of sex with any person.

(Of course, I feel the same way about Tom Cruise)

Will Jake Gyllenhaal ever come out?

God give it up already

Too bad, JLO will be needing a new man soon.

Ryan isn't gay but his bug hole is.

[quote] Ryan isn't gay but his bug hole is.

Ooooooooooooooo.

Do straight guys wear scarves?

[quote]Ryan Seacrest seen out with mystery woman

ALL women are a complete mystery to me!

[quote]Ryan Seacrest seen out with mystery woman

It's about time that he was out.

There are no asexual men.

He and Tom and Jake are all gay.

Closet cases probably have sex with each other. After all, what better way of making sure your sexual partners don't talk?

Frau default is always ASEXUAL. Because if a man doesn't dream of this.. they must be eunuchs'. RIGHT.

Right on cue, he's starting "Wheel Of Fortune" soon and won't have the press keep asking why he isn't dating.

These people never take a break, do they? Serial daters.

What is it? They can't stand to be alone?

Gosh, I hope they use protection, wouldn't want a bastard child lining up in court for the Seacrest millions.

Gay, straight, or neither...he's still an unattractive douchebag, who should presently be nothing more than a relic from the early days of "American Idol". Unfortunately, that's not objective reality.

He's looking GAYER than ever.

Is the new beard half his age? No one even close to his age would go out with him. They've got his number and are smart enough not to get tangle up with a closet case.

Wonder if they are really his personal assistants in reality. With his hosting and vast producing company he must have a 24 help.

[quote]Is the new beard half his age? No one even close to his age would go out with him. They've got his number and are smart enough not to get tangle up with a closet case.

It's most likely a mutual arrangement, as most bearding contracts are.

I love that Seahag wears his peach cocklet around his gobbler

This has shifted from embarrassing to pathetic.

Ryan hasn't seen pussy since his mother pushed him out.