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Let's be Rock Hudson.

I'm alone in the woods screaming at the top of my lungs so that my voice goes deeper.

by Anonymousreply 5June 8, 2024 8:14 PM

^ I'm on my knees sucking him off to help out 😛

by Anonymousreply 1June 8, 2024 5:53 PM

I'm the secret desire that I can't let anyone in Hollywood find out:

I want to perform in musicals.

by Anonymousreply 2June 8, 2024 6:42 PM

I’m his chiclet teeth.

by Anonymousreply 3June 8, 2024 7:56 PM

I'm Lee Major living in the guest house. My wife came out to visit from Kentucky with my young son. Assessed the situation, quickly went back to Kentucky and divorced me.

by Anonymousreply 4June 8, 2024 8:02 PM

^Majors

by Anonymousreply 5June 8, 2024 8:14 PM
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