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Things Nobody Said In The 70's.

I Will Start. I Lost My Phone.

by Anonymousreply 291June 12, 2024 6:05 PM

$5 for a cup of fucking coffee!!!

by Anonymousreply 1June 8, 2024 4:51 PM

What does 70 possess?

by Anonymousreply 2June 8, 2024 4:51 PM

I think Cher will someday win an Oscar.

by Anonymousreply 3June 8, 2024 4:52 PM

Yass kween, slay

by Anonymousreply 4June 8, 2024 4:52 PM

You can Venmo me what you owe me.

by Anonymousreply 5June 8, 2024 5:00 PM

"I take once-daily Jardiance, at each day's start..."

by Anonymousreply 6June 8, 2024 5:01 PM

"I'm supporting the presidential candidate convicted of 34 felonies."

by Anonymousreply 7June 8, 2024 5:03 PM

When Ted Kennedy drives you somewhere you are as safe as a baby in mother's arms

by Anonymousreply 8June 8, 2024 5:04 PM

I'll just Google it.

by Anonymousreply 9June 8, 2024 5:05 PM

My son's college tuition is $60,000 a year.

by Anonymousreply 10June 8, 2024 5:07 PM

We owe all our gay rights to those brave Transwomen of Color!

by Anonymousreply 11June 8, 2024 5:07 PM

Let's go to Dubai on holiday!

by Anonymousreply 12June 8, 2024 5:08 PM

Person of Color.

by Anonymousreply 13June 8, 2024 5:08 PM

My pronouns are they/them

by Anonymousreply 14June 8, 2024 5:09 PM

Un-housed (instead of homeless).

by Anonymousreply 15June 8, 2024 5:09 PM

My T shirt was made in Sri Lanka.

by Anonymousreply 16June 8, 2024 5:10 PM

I don't like anything on CBS, NBC, or ABC tonight -- let's see what's on Fox.

by Anonymousreply 17June 8, 2024 5:10 PM

Jews are committing genocide on Muslims.

by Anonymousreply 18June 8, 2024 5:10 PM

Are you on PrEP?

by Anonymousreply 19June 8, 2024 5:11 PM

My toster broke. It can't be repaired so I'll throw it away.

by Anonymousreply 20June 8, 2024 5:11 PM

Oh, there’s NO smoking in here.

by Anonymousreply 21June 8, 2024 5:11 PM

R15 - in the 70s nobody said homeless - they were bums and wineos

by Anonymousreply 22June 8, 2024 5:11 PM

My dishwasher is ten years old. Time to replace it.

by Anonymousreply 23June 8, 2024 5:11 PM

We're all out of almond milk!

by Anonymousreply 24June 8, 2024 5:11 PM

After the Soviet Union collapses we'll all go to Prague to party!

by Anonymousreply 25June 8, 2024 5:12 PM

I have to go to the market and buy K-Cups.

by Anonymousreply 26June 8, 2024 5:13 PM

We haven't had the mail delivered in three days.

by Anonymousreply 27June 8, 2024 5:14 PM

I can see Mr. Waggoner's junk in his trousers.

by Anonymousreply 28June 8, 2024 5:14 PM

Another gay man called me “she”. That’s the type of violence that leads others to suicide.

by Anonymousreply 29June 8, 2024 5:16 PM

Billy is going as Princess Pocahontas to the Halloween Parade!

by Anonymousreply 30June 8, 2024 5:16 PM

My studio apartment is going condo. The price is 500k. It's a deal, considering the location and amenities.

by Anonymousreply 31June 8, 2024 5:19 PM

There were 7,000 passengers on our cruise to Port Au Prince.

by Anonymousreply 32June 8, 2024 5:19 PM

I'm planning my vacation -- where should I go? Mumbai, Kolkata, the Czech Republic, Beijing, Zimbabwe, or Namibia?

by Anonymousreply 33June 8, 2024 5:19 PM

God save the King!

by Anonymousreply 34June 8, 2024 5:21 PM

Oh Christ, so many. It was like a different planet.

by Anonymousreply 35June 8, 2024 5:22 PM

Billy? Oh she's great, she's Lia now, you know, and at Princeton. She's the top female swimmer in the Ivy League.

by Anonymousreply 36June 8, 2024 5:23 PM

I'm practicing self-care while stating my boundaries and speaking my truth.

by Anonymousreply 37June 8, 2024 5:25 PM

I can't believe how empty the mall was today. Only six stores are still open. How are these malls surviving ?

by Anonymousreply 38June 8, 2024 5:28 PM

I can choose from 100 million songs on this radio and it will play just in my car.

by Anonymousreply 39June 8, 2024 5:28 PM

The last real hurricane we had at this beach was over 40 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 40June 8, 2024 5:29 PM

My work-place is toxic. I need to take a mental-health day tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 41June 8, 2024 5:29 PM

Verificatia of sizemeat?

by Anonymousreply 42June 8, 2024 5:30 PM

I'm on the spectrum.

by Anonymousreply 43June 8, 2024 5:31 PM

Curbside pickup.

I'm an Influencer.

Don't forget to Subscribe, hit Like, leave a Comment, smash the Notification button and join my Patreon!

by Anonymousreply 44June 8, 2024 5:32 PM

Keith Richards is indestructible! He'll still be playing music in this 80s!

by Anonymousreply 45June 8, 2024 5:32 PM

“literal violence” R29!

by Anonymousreply 46June 8, 2024 5:32 PM

I”ll text you when I have arrived.

by Anonymousreply 47June 8, 2024 5:33 PM


by Anonymousreply 48June 8, 2024 5:34 PM

R40 I fucked that one up. That's things nobody says NOW but said all the time in the 70s.

by Anonymousreply 49June 8, 2024 5:34 PM

Jimmy, your shorts are TOO short!

by Anonymousreply 50June 8, 2024 5:35 PM

A new boba tea place opened in the neighborhood.

by Anonymousreply 51June 8, 2024 5:35 PM

Let’s talk about it.

by Anonymousreply 52June 8, 2024 5:36 PM

Is that new Dior fragrance unisex?

by Anonymousreply 53June 8, 2024 5:36 PM

R52, people were big on therapy so yes they did say that in my neck of the woods.

by Anonymousreply 54June 8, 2024 5:37 PM

I'll bet we'll be watching that "Saturday Night Live" program for the next 50 years!

by Anonymousreply 55June 8, 2024 5:40 PM

The girls’ 100 yard dash was won by a boy.

by Anonymousreply 56June 8, 2024 5:41 PM

Betty, you really shouldn't let your kids run down to the shop to buy your cigarettes.

by Anonymousreply 57June 8, 2024 5:42 PM

Are these eggs free range?

by Anonymousreply 58June 8, 2024 5:43 PM

Are the tomatoes local?

by Anonymousreply 59June 8, 2024 5:44 PM

Is this a peanut-free zone?

by Anonymousreply 60June 8, 2024 5:44 PM

I need SPF 50 sunblock.

by Anonymousreply 61June 8, 2024 5:47 PM

I’m voting for the Hawaiian pot smoker with a weak Afro.

by Anonymousreply 62June 8, 2024 5:48 PM

Pornhub is my favorite website.

by Anonymousreply 63June 8, 2024 5:48 PM

Bruce Jenner looks good in that dress

by Anonymousreply 64June 8, 2024 5:49 PM

The Golden Girls is my favorite show.

by Anonymousreply 65June 8, 2024 5:51 PM

All the actors in that new show are gay and out.

by Anonymousreply 66June 8, 2024 5:54 PM

This meme has a click-through-rate of 7%!

by Anonymousreply 67June 8, 2024 5:55 PM

My Tesla gets 300 miles on one charge.

by Anonymousreply 68June 8, 2024 5:58 PM

Levitra makes my dick hard without the headache.

by Anonymousreply 69June 8, 2024 6:01 PM

Half the Beatles are dead.

by Anonymousreply 70June 8, 2024 6:13 PM

I'm triggered.

by Anonymousreply 71June 8, 2024 6:13 PM

Tap water ? You're giving me a glass of water from the faucet ? Don't you have bottled water ?

by Anonymousreply 72June 8, 2024 6:22 PM

I love the fact that you've shaved all of your pubic hair off.

by Anonymousreply 73June 8, 2024 7:12 PM

These are the good old days

by Anonymousreply 74June 8, 2024 7:15 PM

Gender is just an illusion

by Anonymousreply 75June 8, 2024 7:15 PM

A B movie actor will be president some day.

by Anonymousreply 76June 8, 2024 7:18 PM

I'm in favor of social distancing.

by Anonymousreply 77June 8, 2024 7:20 PM

I'm on Prep.

by Anonymousreply 78June 8, 2024 7:24 PM

“It’s AIDS”

“I have the gonorrhea that does not respond well to treatment”

“I had syphilis of the eye”

by Anonymousreply 79June 8, 2024 7:34 PM

Let’s just designate jump rope rhymes as “the first decade of rap!”

by Anonymousreply 80June 8, 2024 7:58 PM

“Why are there so many black peoples in commercials?”

by Anonymousreply 81June 8, 2024 8:00 PM

When were you last tested?

by Anonymousreply 82June 8, 2024 8:43 PM

No I’m skipping the Stones show, I can always catch that in 2024.

by Anonymousreply 83June 8, 2024 8:46 PM

"He's gorgeous, don't you think ? I found him on Rentboy. "

by Anonymousreply 84June 8, 2024 8:46 PM

Take a pic of us - here, use my phone!

by Anonymousreply 85June 8, 2024 8:48 PM

Our next president will be Ronald Reagan

by Anonymousreply 86June 8, 2024 8:52 PM

Did you hear, the president said that POWs are losers for getting caught.

by Anonymousreply 87June 8, 2024 8:56 PM

Let's have fresh strawberries, melon and asparagus with our New Year's brunch.

by Anonymousreply 88June 8, 2024 9:16 PM

I'm not just an influencer. I'm a brand ambassador!

by Anonymousreply 89June 8, 2024 9:17 PM

Four dollars for gas? Great.

by Anonymousreply 90June 8, 2024 9:19 PM

My Father is a staunch Republican. He now goes out to rallies dressed in a Diaper to support the their official Presidential Candidate.

by Anonymousreply 91June 8, 2024 9:36 PM

They showed 'Dick Pics' in Congress's today! So entertaining!

by Anonymousreply 92June 8, 2024 9:39 PM

"Do I look like Google?"

by Anonymousreply 93June 8, 2024 9:41 PM

Let's schedule a playdate.

by Anonymousreply 94June 8, 2024 9:42 PM

It's okay to cry

by Anonymousreply 95June 8, 2024 9:43 PM

I’m going to get my anus bleached on Thursday morning.

by Anonymousreply 96June 8, 2024 9:52 PM

[quote] It's okay to cry

You must not have been a child in the 70s. "Free To Be...You And Me"

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by Anonymousreply 97June 8, 2024 10:01 PM

I need to charge my car.

by Anonymousreply 98June 8, 2024 10:03 PM

R95, men crying was a big deal in liberal circles in the 70s. Women, not so much.

by Anonymousreply 99June 8, 2024 10:04 PM

Let's all go to the lesbian burlesque club.

by Anonymousreply 100June 8, 2024 10:27 PM

I need to make a trip to the dispensary to buy some weed.

by Anonymousreply 101June 8, 2024 10:29 PM

I'm going out tomorrow to pick up my new Saturn!

by Anonymousreply 102June 8, 2024 10:47 PM

I'll have a Diet Coke, please.

by Anonymousreply 103June 8, 2024 10:55 PM

...and please make my burger "protein-style."

by Anonymousreply 104June 8, 2024 11:08 PM

Mind if I vape?

by Anonymousreply 105June 8, 2024 11:38 PM

"I'm taking Jimmy to the Drag-ladies' story time tomorrow at the public library!"

by Anonymousreply 106June 9, 2024 12:52 AM


by Anonymousreply 107June 9, 2024 12:58 AM

I'v been Catfished.

by Anonymousreply 108June 9, 2024 1:12 AM

I got it on Craig's List

by Anonymousreply 109June 9, 2024 1:13 AM

Prime 2 day shipping.

by Anonymousreply 110June 9, 2024 1:14 AM

How do you identify, He/Him, She/Her, They/Them?

by Anonymousreply 111June 9, 2024 1:15 AM

Queer pride.

by Anonymousreply 112June 9, 2024 1:16 AM

Siri, what's the weather forecast for today?

by Anonymousreply 113June 9, 2024 1:17 AM

Have you tried rebooting?

Did you back up?

What's your email address?

DM me

by Anonymousreply 114June 9, 2024 1:19 AM

I got a virus surfing the web for free porn.

by Anonymousreply 115June 9, 2024 1:21 AM

Did you mask up?

by Anonymousreply 116June 9, 2024 1:21 AM

“You hear what I’m say’en?”

by Anonymousreply 117June 9, 2024 1:22 AM

This is a good sound bar for your flat screen TV.

by Anonymousreply 118June 9, 2024 1:23 AM

That image looks Photoshopped.

by Anonymousreply 119June 9, 2024 1:25 AM

Sent me a screen cap.

by Anonymousreply 120June 9, 2024 1:26 AM

I just got a selfie stick.

by Anonymousreply 121June 9, 2024 1:27 AM

Pension? What's that??

by Anonymousreply 122June 9, 2024 1:27 AM

I'v been Ghosted.

I unfriended him.

Here's my dick pick.

by Anonymousreply 123June 9, 2024 1:28 AM

Dad bods turn me on.


by Anonymousreply 124June 9, 2024 1:30 AM

Check out my new Crocks.

by Anonymousreply 125June 9, 2024 1:30 AM

Anything about everything1980--Now, OP.


by Anonymousreply 126June 9, 2024 1:31 AM

You guys dont understand, you are all Sisgender.

by Anonymousreply 127June 9, 2024 1:32 AM

I don’t carry cash, just a debit and charge card.

by Anonymousreply 128June 9, 2024 1:33 AM

I'm going to spend $3/month for the rest of my life to read a bunch of geriatric old queens' rantings on the World Wide Web.

by Anonymousreply 129June 9, 2024 1:38 AM


by Anonymousreply 130June 9, 2024 1:42 AM

The Deep State

"Loch her up"

"My personal pronouns are..."



by Anonymousreply 131June 9, 2024 1:44 AM

I just bought an air fryer for wings and cold pizza, mostly. What else can you do with it?

by Anonymousreply 132June 9, 2024 1:48 AM

But her emails….

by Anonymousreply 133June 9, 2024 1:52 AM

Looking over this thread, it is pretty amazing how so many things have changed since the 1970s.

But is life better now? No, I don't think so.

by Anonymousreply 134June 9, 2024 1:54 AM

That's not my journey.

Rest in Power.

Truth to Power.


by Anonymousreply 135June 9, 2024 1:55 AM

My biological son is going to have gender reassignment.

by Anonymousreply 136June 9, 2024 2:05 AM

We need to hold space for her and allow her to speak her truth.

Oops, I meant "...for THEM" and "...allow THEM to speak THEIR truth."

Remember, THEIR name now is SAM. Please make sure you refer to THEM as Sam.

by Anonymousreply 137June 9, 2024 2:08 AM

How did you lose weight? Ozempic, Wegovy, or Mounjaro?

by Anonymousreply 138June 9, 2024 2:56 AM

I wish I could smoke inside.

by Anonymousreply 139June 9, 2024 3:22 AM

Corporate Boomer phrases coming soon:

I am sorry YOU feel that way,

Let's Agree to Disagree

Close, but No Cigar

I paid my dues

Working hard or hardly working

Pull yourself up by your bootstrap

You will be working in a fast paced environment

We like to think we are all family here

by Anonymousreply 140June 9, 2024 3:58 AM

Visit us online. The former president was convicted of 34 felonies and he will probably win the next election

by Anonymousreply 141June 9, 2024 4:03 AM

My doctor sent me to get an MRI

by Anonymousreply 142June 9, 2024 4:05 AM

I reported my handsy boss!

No, of course you can't charge a case of duty-free Drambuie to the travel account!

I think I have enough neckerchiefs for one summer!

This garden salad has enough butter on it!

by Anonymousreply 143June 9, 2024 4:06 AM

I just cut the cable.

by Anonymousreply 144June 9, 2024 4:08 AM

I hate my Harvest Gold kitchen!!!

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by Anonymousreply 145June 9, 2024 4:15 AM

"I just bought a string blue LED lights for the patio."

Blue LEDs were not available to the public until 1989, 20 years later. The inventor won a Nobel prize because red and green were around long before but blue was an impossible color to produce at the time.

by Anonymousreply 146June 9, 2024 4:16 AM

You just butt dialed me.

by Anonymousreply 147June 9, 2024 4:17 AM

I'm going to rip out my lawn and install a low water-use garden instead.

Those huge satellite dishes are eyesores and aren't worth the extra channels and no commercials.

I've brought my own shopping bags!

I just flush my tampons and pads down the toilet when I'm done with them.

by Anonymousreply 148June 9, 2024 4:18 AM

Where is the nearest charging station?

by Anonymousreply 149June 9, 2024 4:18 AM

Hey Google

Hey Siri

Hey Alexa

by Anonymousreply 150June 9, 2024 4:21 AM

Sorry - i was a little ahead on the huge satellite dishes...I realize now I didn't really see those until the early 80s.

by Anonymousreply 151June 9, 2024 4:21 AM

Do you recycle?

by Anonymousreply 152June 9, 2024 4:21 AM

Lost one of my ear buds.

by Anonymousreply 153June 9, 2024 4:22 AM

I just binge watched it.

by Anonymousreply 154June 9, 2024 4:23 AM


by Anonymousreply 155June 9, 2024 4:24 AM

Ping me, Text me

by Anonymousreply 156June 9, 2024 4:26 AM

Wearing Speedos is gay.

Believe it or not, Speedos were considered normal swimwear back then, not everyone wore them but there was no shade thrown like now a days where woman will call that disgusting and straight men call it gay.

by Anonymousreply 157June 9, 2024 4:28 AM

When I have kids, I'll name my daughter Kayden and my son Brayden.

by Anonymousreply 158June 9, 2024 4:28 AM

"Digital" ... anything

"Online" ... anything

by Anonymousreply 159June 9, 2024 4:28 AM

Sex Positive

Big is Beautiful

Bottom Shaming

by Anonymousreply 160June 9, 2024 4:29 AM

Time to do a little Manscaping.

by Anonymousreply 161June 9, 2024 4:31 AM

People suffer from food insecurity.

by Anonymousreply 162June 9, 2024 4:33 AM

Wrong R160. Sex positivity was very big in the 70s

by Anonymousreply 163June 9, 2024 4:33 AM

What supplements are you taking?

by Anonymousreply 164June 9, 2024 4:33 AM

Gluten free

by Anonymousreply 165June 9, 2024 4:34 AM

Sex positive was not a term used in the 70's. Maybe you mean people were not as hung up on the negativity of sex like they are now but that term was not common.

by Anonymousreply 166June 9, 2024 4:35 AM

Butter is better for you than Margarine.

High protein diets are good for you.

Egg Yolks are better than egg whites.

Orange Juice has just as much sugar as can of soda.

You need fat in your diet.

Carbs are bad for you.

You need salt in your diet.

So funny how a lot of these hard core beliefs from that era, anti-salt, fat, protein, have totally flipped to be the opposite of what we know now to be true. I still know Boomers who think like that when it comes to food. They just dont believe they are wrong after doing it all those years.

by Anonymousreply 167June 9, 2024 4:41 AM

"Sex Worker"

Back then you were a prostitute.

by Anonymousreply 168June 9, 2024 4:43 AM

My doorbell is recording you.

by Anonymousreply 169June 9, 2024 5:00 AM

"Put on a condom? What for?"

by Anonymousreply 170June 9, 2024 5:14 AM

R145, Boomers hated Harvest Gold and Avocado Green kitchens in the 70s. It was their parents who loved them.

by Anonymousreply 171June 9, 2024 5:38 AM

Woody Allen and Roman Polanski are perverts. I refuse to see their films.

by Anonymousreply 172June 9, 2024 5:45 AM

In SF in the 70s, Margo St James popularized the terms "sex worker" and "sex positive feminist".

Also, if you lived in SF, you heard a lot of therapy talk, nicknamed psycho babble. "I hear you saying blah blah blah." "I'm picking up hostility in your voice." etc.

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by Anonymousreply 173June 9, 2024 5:50 AM

What is "carob?"

by Anonymousreply 174June 9, 2024 6:31 AM

[quote] I don’t carry cash, just a debit and charge card.

Think again

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by Anonymousreply 175June 9, 2024 6:37 AM

R168 Baby, you were a whore.

by Anonymousreply 176June 9, 2024 7:01 AM

Afterschool daycare.

by Anonymousreply 177June 9, 2024 7:09 AM

No one ever called you and asked, “where are you?”

by Anonymousreply 178June 9, 2024 7:44 AM

Joan Collins looks so young.

by Anonymousreply 179June 9, 2024 8:58 AM

I'm non-binary.

by Anonymousreply 180June 9, 2024 9:42 AM

My hairdresser went from male to female in the 70’s. But it was called getting a sex change not transitioning.

by Anonymousreply 181June 9, 2024 9:59 AM

I can’t believe that TV show has a completely white cast.

by Anonymousreply 182June 9, 2024 1:18 PM

R178- In the 1970's you could call someone else and they would answer the phone and say where are you?

by Anonymousreply 183June 9, 2024 1:23 PM

R168- My name is Fred Garvin Male Prostitute

by Anonymousreply 184June 9, 2024 1:24 PM

I need to buy some SUNSCREEN.

In those days you would say- I need to buy some Suntan lotion.

by Anonymousreply 185June 9, 2024 1:26 PM

He's so hot he makes my MUSSY MOIST.

by Anonymousreply 186June 9, 2024 1:34 PM

I was verbally abused by a KAREN at Wal-Mart!

by Anonymousreply 187June 9, 2024 2:13 PM


by Anonymousreply 188June 9, 2024 2:20 PM

I'm going outside to smoke a cigarette.

by Anonymousreply 189June 9, 2024 2:39 PM

We're not supposed to call those people Orientals anymore.

by Anonymousreply 190June 9, 2024 2:48 PM

African Americans

by Anonymousreply 191June 9, 2024 2:50 PM

Japanese cars are so comfortable

by Anonymousreply 192June 9, 2024 2:50 PM

Be careful of sex, you might get stds!!!

by Anonymousreply 193June 9, 2024 2:58 PM

I've got to drop my corgi off at doggie daycare. He gets a lesson and a spa treatment today.

by Anonymousreply 194June 9, 2024 2:59 PM

Who do you go to for brow styling?

by Anonymousreply 195June 9, 2024 3:00 PM

My pussy was dry.

by Anonymousreply 196June 9, 2024 3:03 PM

I have AIDS.

by Anonymousreply 197June 9, 2024 3:07 PM

Let's order the tasting dinner at 200 a piece exclusive of wine.

by Anonymousreply 198June 9, 2024 3:08 PM

I spent $300 on sneakers.

by Anonymousreply 199June 9, 2024 3:12 PM

You'd better lock up those Tide Pods.

by Anonymousreply 200June 9, 2024 4:17 PM


by Anonymousreply 201June 9, 2024 4:51 PM

Who waits for gas?

by Anonymousreply 202June 9, 2024 4:52 PM

What a beautiful erect cock your college son has. You can see it everywhere online.

Has your 75 year old husband tried Viagra yet ? The sex is non-stop with my 83 year old boyfriend !

by Anonymousreply 203June 9, 2024 4:59 PM

That motherfucker back there is not real 👈

by Anonymousreply 204June 9, 2024 5:11 PM

How many billionaires does your city have?

by Anonymousreply 205June 9, 2024 5:15 PM


by Anonymousreply 206June 9, 2024 8:36 PM

Today law enforcement had to pull a drunken twink wearing booty shirts from a flight.

by Anonymousreply 207June 9, 2024 8:38 PM

Where are the kids? I have not seen them in 5 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 208June 9, 2024 9:14 PM

My car needs a smog check

by Anonymousreply 209June 9, 2024 9:21 PM

Someone stole my catalytic converter

by Anonymousreply 210June 9, 2024 9:22 PM

Yes Karen, Eli is available for a PLAY DATE with your son Rupert on Saturday at 11 am.

by Anonymousreply 211June 9, 2024 9:23 PM




by Anonymousreply 212June 9, 2024 9:25 PM

Cyber truck

by Anonymousreply 213June 9, 2024 9:33 PM

Sure, I'll be glad to drive you to school and pick you up every day.

by Anonymousreply 214June 9, 2024 9:35 PM

Text me when you get home.

by Anonymousreply 215June 9, 2024 9:38 PM

I think I'll skip the hot rollers tonight.

by Anonymousreply 216June 9, 2024 9:46 PM

I'm a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 217June 10, 2024 12:06 AM

Why R217? Explain.

by Anonymousreply 218June 10, 2024 1:16 AM

I spend about 6 hours a day on DataLounge.

by Anonymousreply 219June 10, 2024 1:28 AM

I forgot to take my PreP!

Hey, my next trick is 40 feet away!

by Anonymousreply 220June 10, 2024 1:37 AM



by Anonymousreply 221June 10, 2024 1:37 AM

Hamilton tickets are $1,200 each for side mezzanine.

by Anonymousreply 222June 10, 2024 1:40 AM

I'll stream it.

by Anonymousreply 223June 10, 2024 1:43 AM

Let’s try out that new vegan restaurant that opened.

by Anonymousreply 224June 10, 2024 1:44 AM

No, they said let's try that new macrobiotic cafe that opened.

by Anonymousreply 225June 10, 2024 2:01 AM


by Anonymousreply 226June 10, 2024 2:02 AM

Do you have any NutraSweet I can borrow?

by Anonymousreply 227June 10, 2024 2:26 AM

Nope. "NutraSweet, the world's largest manufacturer of the sweetening product known as aspartame, originated as a single product manufactured by the drug company G. D. Searle & Co'

by Anonymousreply 228June 10, 2024 3:46 AM

I'm in support of Gay Marriage.

by Anonymousreply 229June 10, 2024 3:53 AM

Gay couples should be allowed to adopt children.

by Anonymousreply 230June 10, 2024 3:57 AM

Trans. In the old days it was sex change.

by Anonymousreply 231June 10, 2024 4:05 AM

My mom is narcissistic.

by Anonymousreply 232June 10, 2024 6:00 AM

Even though the origin of this phrase is much older than the 70's I dont recall it ever being used in a common conversation like it is now.

Stop trying to GASLIGHT me.

by Anonymousreply 233June 10, 2024 9:23 AM


Back then we just called you freaks.

by Anonymousreply 234June 10, 2024 9:27 AM


In the 70's that mean you were a nerd. And not in the self deprecating kind of way it's used now.

by Anonymousreply 235June 10, 2024 9:29 AM

Here is the key fob for your new car.

by Anonymousreply 236June 10, 2024 9:32 AM

Your new car comes with one month free of Satellite Radio.

by Anonymousreply 237June 10, 2024 9:34 AM

r228 And your point being? Nutrasweet/Equal; was not available until 1981.

by Anonymousreply 238June 10, 2024 11:52 AM

This restaurant, bar, office, airplane are non-smoking environments.

by Anonymousreply 239June 10, 2024 11:56 AM

100,000s of US gay men will have unprotected sex then die within a few years.

by Anonymousreply 240June 10, 2024 12:05 PM

I am an openly gay man, running for president

by Anonymousreply 241June 10, 2024 12:08 PM

Fashion needs more plus-sized models.

by Anonymousreply 242June 10, 2024 12:27 PM

Let's go see the new Tom Hanks picture!

by Anonymousreply 243June 10, 2024 1:36 PM

Punctuation is a form of aggression.

by Anonymousreply 244June 10, 2024 3:41 PM

Grammar Nazis

Correcting someone outside of a classroom without an invite to do so was considered rude and declasse.

by Anonymousreply 245June 10, 2024 10:06 PM

When I grow up, I want to be an Influencer.

by Anonymousreply 246June 10, 2024 10:07 PM

I HATE mustaches.

by Anonymousreply 247June 10, 2024 10:34 PM

How many bars does your phone have?

by Anonymousreply 248June 11, 2024 12:33 AM

I uploaded it to the cloud.

by Anonymousreply 249June 11, 2024 12:45 AM

A spree shooter killed 10 people at Walmart today.

by Anonymousreply 250June 11, 2024 2:06 AM

You know, maybe we DON'T need to jello-mold everything.

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by Anonymousreply 251June 11, 2024 4:21 AM

How big is Ziggy’s dick?

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by Anonymousreply 252June 11, 2024 4:30 AM

This is my boyfriend…. George Glass

by Anonymousreply 253June 11, 2024 4:38 AM

R229 is wrong.

The article does explain, however, that actual marriage was viewed as the height of the heteronormative, and the early gay lib movement was inherently anti-heteronormative, so "civil unions" would have been more of a preference. Not because they were easier to achieve, but because they represented a way for gay couples to have legal rights without having to be seen as Rob and Laura Petrie.

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by Anonymousreply 254June 11, 2024 5:24 AM

Boy, oh, boy, how I love the endless stream of big pharma TV commercials! The incantation of bad vibes layered over every broadcast comedic or dramatic is such a capitalist blessing!

by Anonymousreply 255June 11, 2024 5:53 AM


by Anonymousreply 256June 11, 2024 1:36 PM

Where are the remotes for the TV?

Do you have a quarter so that I can get shopping cart?

by Anonymousreply 257June 11, 2024 2:59 PM

R257 wait. Tv remotes didn’t come out until the 80s?

by Anonymousreply 258June 11, 2024 3:09 PM


Now my family did not have one , nor dd any of my friends families at the time , but tv remotes became a thing in the 1960s.

The grew in popularity and in time became wireless

by Anonymousreply 259June 11, 2024 3:23 PM

That's right, R258. In the 70s getting up to change the channel was what children were for.

by Anonymousreply 260June 11, 2024 3:45 PM

Google is your friend!

by Anonymousreply 261June 11, 2024 3:46 PM

Do you have a condom.

by Anonymousreply 262June 11, 2024 4:12 PM

Do you have a condom?

by Anonymousreply 263June 11, 2024 4:12 PM

There are no gays in the city anymore

by Anonymousreply 264June 11, 2024 4:39 PM

I'm a


by Anonymousreply 265June 11, 2024 4:49 PM

R23. No joke, my fridge, microwave and washing machine were all between 10 and 12 years old.

I said were because they all crapped out on me within the last week.

We’re saying novenas over the dryer and the dishwasher.

by Anonymousreply 266June 11, 2024 5:00 PM

Caftan, earrings.

by Anonymousreply 267June 11, 2024 10:52 PM

I don't feel like going to see the Allman Brothers

by Anonymousreply 268June 11, 2024 10:58 PM

Joint is passed to person, who responds:

No thanks, I am working on trying to remain clear-headed and unmedicated.

by Anonymousreply 269June 11, 2024 11:05 PM

I think there's a new "Fibber McGee & Molly" on the Philco tonight.

by Anonymousreply 270June 11, 2024 11:08 PM

Have you seen my cell phone?

by Anonymousreply 271June 11, 2024 11:19 PM

Have you seen my phone?

by Anonymousreply 272June 11, 2024 11:19 PM

My computer has a virus.

by Anonymousreply 273June 11, 2024 11:40 PM

My neighbor's kid stole my package when I wasn't home! I saw it all on my doorbell camera!

by Anonymousreply 274June 11, 2024 11:42 PM

Telephone exchange names. Perry Mason was MAdison 5-1190.

by Anonymousreply 275June 12, 2024 12:00 AM

Many of these were around in the 70s (60s too).

by Anonymousreply 276June 12, 2024 12:06 AM

OPERATOR get me the POLICE!-even by the 1970's this was antiquated

by Anonymousreply 277June 12, 2024 12:59 AM

I’m going to buy myself a van to live in full time!

by Anonymousreply 278June 12, 2024 1:18 AM

Your new Chevrolet Caprice Classic gets 18 mpg on the highway- that's awful fuel economy.

by Anonymousreply 279June 12, 2024 3:05 AM

That AMC Pacer is a GREAT looking car!


The AMC Gremlin drives like a dream!!

by Anonymousreply 280June 12, 2024 3:16 AM

Where'd I put my phone?

by Anonymousreply 281June 12, 2024 5:10 AM

Don't cum in me.

by Anonymousreply 282June 12, 2024 5:34 AM

K-Mart has really gone downhill.

by Anonymousreply 283June 12, 2024 5:40 AM

Any podcasts or streaming series to recommend?

by Anonymousreply 284June 12, 2024 5:48 AM

Mclean Stevenson is a show killer.

by Anonymousreply 285June 12, 2024 6:02 AM

Let's go see that all black musical about Thomas Jefferson in rap form.

by Anonymousreply 286June 12, 2024 10:44 AM

I'm glad Mary Tyler Moore is doing a variety show since Carol Burnett's show got cancelled.

by Anonymousreply 287June 12, 2024 1:00 PM

Dallas is going to be the biggest hit tv show of the 1980's.

by Anonymousreply 288June 12, 2024 1:14 PM

Second time I have had neurosyphilis. It’s really not a big deal.

by Anonymousreply 289June 12, 2024 3:10 PM

Things people DID say in the 70's

Let your fingers do the walking. It's a snap.

by Anonymousreply 290June 12, 2024 5:52 PM

Southern gays:

We’re your family member still saying N word hard er during the 1970s?

by Anonymousreply 291June 12, 2024 6:05 PM
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