Things Nobody Said In The 70's.

$5 for a cup of fucking coffee!!!

What does 70 possess?

I think Cher will someday win an Oscar.

Yass kween, slay

You can Venmo me what you owe me.

"I take once-daily Jardiance, at each day's start..."

"I'm supporting the presidential candidate convicted of 34 felonies."

When Ted Kennedy drives you somewhere you are as safe as a baby in mother's arms

I'll just Google it.

My son's college tuition is $60,000 a year.

We owe all our gay rights to those brave Transwomen of Color!

Let's go to Dubai on holiday!

Person of Color.

My pronouns are they/them

Un-housed (instead of homeless).

My T shirt was made in Sri Lanka.

I don't like anything on CBS, NBC, or ABC tonight -- let's see what's on Fox.

Jews are committing genocide on Muslims.

Are you on PrEP?

My toster broke. It can't be repaired so I'll throw it away.

Oh, there’s NO smoking in here.

R15 - in the 70s nobody said homeless - they were bums and wineos

My dishwasher is ten years old. Time to replace it.

We're all out of almond milk!

After the Soviet Union collapses we'll all go to Prague to party!

I have to go to the market and buy K-Cups.

We haven't had the mail delivered in three days.

I can see Mr. Waggoner's junk in his trousers.

Another gay man called me “she”. That’s the type of violence that leads others to suicide.

Billy is going as Princess Pocahontas to the Halloween Parade!

My studio apartment is going condo. The price is 500k. It's a deal, considering the location and amenities.

There were 7,000 passengers on our cruise to Port Au Prince.

I'm planning my vacation -- where should I go? Mumbai, Kolkata, the Czech Republic, Beijing, Zimbabwe, or Namibia?

God save the King!

Oh Christ, so many. It was like a different planet.

Billy? Oh she's great, she's Lia now, you know, and at Princeton. She's the top female swimmer in the Ivy League.

I'm practicing self-care while stating my boundaries and speaking my truth.

I can't believe how empty the mall was today. Only six stores are still open. How are these malls surviving ?

I can choose from 100 million songs on this radio and it will play just in my car.

The last real hurricane we had at this beach was over 40 years ago.

My work-place is toxic. I need to take a mental-health day tomorrow.

Verificatia of sizemeat?

I'm on the spectrum.

Curbside pickup.

I'm an Influencer.

Don't forget to Subscribe, hit Like, leave a Comment, smash the Notification button and join my Patreon!

Keith Richards is indestructible! He'll still be playing music in this 80s!

“literal violence” R29!

I”ll text you when I have arrived.

"LOL"

R40 I fucked that one up. That's things nobody says NOW but said all the time in the 70s.

Jimmy, your shorts are TOO short!

A new boba tea place opened in the neighborhood.

Let’s talk about it.

Is that new Dior fragrance unisex?

R52, people were big on therapy so yes they did say that in my neck of the woods.

I'll bet we'll be watching that "Saturday Night Live" program for the next 50 years!

The girls’ 100 yard dash was won by a boy.

Betty, you really shouldn't let your kids run down to the shop to buy your cigarettes.

Are these eggs free range?

Are the tomatoes local?

Is this a peanut-free zone?

I need SPF 50 sunblock.

I’m voting for the Hawaiian pot smoker with a weak Afro.

Pornhub is my favorite website.

Bruce Jenner looks good in that dress

The Golden Girls is my favorite show.

All the actors in that new show are gay and out.

This meme has a click-through-rate of 7%!

My Tesla gets 300 miles on one charge.

Levitra makes my dick hard without the headache.

Half the Beatles are dead.

I'm triggered.

Tap water ? You're giving me a glass of water from the faucet ? Don't you have bottled water ?

I love the fact that you've shaved all of your pubic hair off.

These are the good old days

Gender is just an illusion

A B movie actor will be president some day.

I'm in favor of social distancing.

I'm on Prep.

“It’s AIDS”

“I have the gonorrhea that does not respond well to treatment”

“I had syphilis of the eye”

Let’s just designate jump rope rhymes as “the first decade of rap!”

“Why are there so many black peoples in commercials?”

When were you last tested?

No I’m skipping the Stones show, I can always catch that in 2024.

"He's gorgeous, don't you think ? I found him on Rentboy. "

Take a pic of us - here, use my phone!

Our next president will be Ronald Reagan

Did you hear, the president said that POWs are losers for getting caught.

Let's have fresh strawberries, melon and asparagus with our New Year's brunch.

I'm not just an influencer. I'm a brand ambassador!

Four dollars for gas? Great.

My Father is a staunch Republican. He now goes out to rallies dressed in a Diaper to support the their official Presidential Candidate.

They showed 'Dick Pics' in Congress's today! So entertaining!

"Do I look like Google?"

Let's schedule a playdate.

It's okay to cry

I’m going to get my anus bleached on Thursday morning.

[quote] It's okay to cry

You must not have been a child in the 70s. "Free To Be...You And Me"

I need to charge my car.

R95, men crying was a big deal in liberal circles in the 70s. Women, not so much.

Let's all go to the lesbian burlesque club.

I need to make a trip to the dispensary to buy some weed.

I'm going out tomorrow to pick up my new Saturn!

I'll have a Diet Coke, please.

...and please make my burger "protein-style."

Mind if I vape?

"I'm taking Jimmy to the Drag-ladies' story time tomorrow at the public library!"

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'v been Catfished.

I got it on Craig's List

Prime 2 day shipping.

How do you identify, He/Him, She/Her, They/Them?

Queer pride.

Siri, what's the weather forecast for today?

Have you tried rebooting?

Did you back up?

What's your email address?

DM me

I got a virus surfing the web for free porn.

Did you mask up?

“You hear what I’m say’en?”

This is a good sound bar for your flat screen TV.

That image looks Photoshopped.

Sent me a screen cap.

I just got a selfie stick.

Pension? What's that??

I'v been Ghosted.

I unfriended him.

Here's my dick pick.

Dad bods turn me on.

MILF / DILF

Check out my new Crocks.

Anything about everything1980--Now, OP.

Duh.

You guys dont understand, you are all Sisgender.

I don’t carry cash, just a debit and charge card.

I'm going to spend $3/month for the rest of my life to read a bunch of geriatric old queens' rantings on the World Wide Web.

OMG LIKE THESE VACCINES ARE LITERALLY KILLING US!

The Deep State

"Loch her up"

"My personal pronouns are..."

Latinx

Thruple

I just bought an air fryer for wings and cold pizza, mostly. What else can you do with it?

But her emails….

Looking over this thread, it is pretty amazing how so many things have changed since the 1970s.

But is life better now? No, I don't think so.

That's not my journey.

Rest in Power.

Truth to Power.

PTSD

My biological son is going to have gender reassignment.

We need to hold space for her and allow her to speak her truth.

Oops, I meant "...for THEM" and "...allow THEM to speak THEIR truth."

Remember, THEIR name now is SAM. Please make sure you refer to THEM as Sam.

How did you lose weight? Ozempic, Wegovy, or Mounjaro?

I wish I could smoke inside.

Corporate Boomer phrases coming soon:

I am sorry YOU feel that way,

Let's Agree to Disagree

Close, but No Cigar

I paid my dues

Working hard or hardly working

Pull yourself up by your bootstrap

You will be working in a fast paced environment

We like to think we are all family here

Visit us online. The former president was convicted of 34 felonies and he will probably win the next election

My doctor sent me to get an MRI

I reported my handsy boss!

No, of course you can't charge a case of duty-free Drambuie to the travel account!

I think I have enough neckerchiefs for one summer!

This garden salad has enough butter on it!

I just cut the cable.

I hate my Harvest Gold kitchen!!!

"I just bought a string blue LED lights for the patio."

Blue LEDs were not available to the public until 1989, 20 years later. The inventor won a Nobel prize because red and green were around long before but blue was an impossible color to produce at the time.

You just butt dialed me.

I'm going to rip out my lawn and install a low water-use garden instead.

Those huge satellite dishes are eyesores and aren't worth the extra channels and no commercials.

I've brought my own shopping bags!

I just flush my tampons and pads down the toilet when I'm done with them.

Where is the nearest charging station?

Hey Google

Hey Siri

Hey Alexa

Sorry - i was a little ahead on the huge satellite dishes...I realize now I didn't really see those until the early 80s.

Do you recycle?

Lost one of my ear buds.

I just binge watched it.

Anti-vaxxer

Ping me, Text me

Wearing Speedos is gay.

Believe it or not, Speedos were considered normal swimwear back then, not everyone wore them but there was no shade thrown like now a days where woman will call that disgusting and straight men call it gay.

When I have kids, I'll name my daughter Kayden and my son Brayden.

"Digital" ... anything

"Online" ... anything

Sex Positive

Big is Beautiful

Bottom Shaming

Time to do a little Manscaping.

People suffer from food insecurity.

Wrong R160. Sex positivity was very big in the 70s

What supplements are you taking?

Gluten free

Sex positive was not a term used in the 70's. Maybe you mean people were not as hung up on the negativity of sex like they are now but that term was not common.

Butter is better for you than Margarine.

High protein diets are good for you.

Egg Yolks are better than egg whites.

Orange Juice has just as much sugar as can of soda.

You need fat in your diet.

Carbs are bad for you.

You need salt in your diet.

So funny how a lot of these hard core beliefs from that era, anti-salt, fat, protein, have totally flipped to be the opposite of what we know now to be true. I still know Boomers who think like that when it comes to food. They just dont believe they are wrong after doing it all those years.

"Sex Worker"

Back then you were a prostitute.

My doorbell is recording you.

"Put on a condom? What for?"

R145, Boomers hated Harvest Gold and Avocado Green kitchens in the 70s. It was their parents who loved them.

Woody Allen and Roman Polanski are perverts. I refuse to see their films.

In SF in the 70s, Margo St James popularized the terms "sex worker" and "sex positive feminist".

Also, if you lived in SF, you heard a lot of therapy talk, nicknamed psycho babble. "I hear you saying blah blah blah." "I'm picking up hostility in your voice." etc.

What is "carob?"

[quote] I don’t carry cash, just a debit and charge card.

Think again

R168 Baby, you were a whore.

Afterschool daycare.

No one ever called you and asked, “where are you?”

Joan Collins looks so young.

I'm non-binary.

My hairdresser went from male to female in the 70’s. But it was called getting a sex change not transitioning.

I can’t believe that TV show has a completely white cast.

R178- In the 1970's you could call someone else and they would answer the phone and say where are you?

R168- My name is Fred Garvin Male Prostitute

I need to buy some SUNSCREEN.

In those days you would say- I need to buy some Suntan lotion.

He's so hot he makes my MUSSY MOIST.

I was verbally abused by a KAREN at Wal-Mart!

HYBRID

I'm going outside to smoke a cigarette.

We're not supposed to call those people Orientals anymore.

African Americans

Japanese cars are so comfortable

Be careful of sex, you might get stds!!!

I've got to drop my corgi off at doggie daycare. He gets a lesson and a spa treatment today.

Who do you go to for brow styling?

My pussy was dry.

I have AIDS.

Let's order the tasting dinner at 200 a piece exclusive of wine.

I spent $300 on sneakers.

You'd better lock up those Tide Pods.

OPEN BORDERS

Who waits for gas?

What a beautiful erect cock your college son has. You can see it everywhere online.

Has your 75 year old husband tried Viagra yet ? The sex is non-stop with my 83 year old boyfriend !

That motherfucker back there is not real 👈

How many billionaires does your city have?

OOTD

Today law enforcement had to pull a drunken twink wearing booty shirts from a flight.

Where are the kids? I have not seen them in 5 minutes.

My car needs a smog check

Someone stole my catalytic converter

Yes Karen, Eli is available for a PLAY DATE with your son Rupert on Saturday at 11 am.

Lexus

Infiniti

Acura

Cyber truck

Sure, I'll be glad to drive you to school and pick you up every day.

Text me when you get home.

I think I'll skip the hot rollers tonight.

I'm a bottom.

Why R217? Explain.

I spend about 6 hours a day on DataLounge.

I forgot to take my PreP!

Hey, my next trick is 40 feet away!

Caftans.

Earrings.

Hamilton tickets are $1,200 each for side mezzanine.

I'll stream it.

Let’s try out that new vegan restaurant that opened.

No, they said let's try that new macrobiotic cafe that opened.

Pants.

Do you have any NutraSweet I can borrow?

Nope. "NutraSweet, the world's largest manufacturer of the sweetening product known as aspartame, originated as a single product manufactured by the drug company G. D. Searle & Co'

I'm in support of Gay Marriage.

Gay couples should be allowed to adopt children.

Trans. In the old days it was sex change.

My mom is narcissistic.

Even though the origin of this phrase is much older than the 70's I dont recall it ever being used in a common conversation like it is now.

Stop trying to GASLIGHT me.

Aspie

Back then we just called you freaks.

Incel

In the 70's that mean you were a nerd. And not in the self deprecating kind of way it's used now.

Here is the key fob for your new car.

Your new car comes with one month free of Satellite Radio.

r228 And your point being? Nutrasweet/Equal; was not available until 1981.

This restaurant, bar, office, airplane are non-smoking environments.

100,000s of US gay men will have unprotected sex then die within a few years.

I am an openly gay man, running for president

Fashion needs more plus-sized models.

Let's go see the new Tom Hanks picture!

Punctuation is a form of aggression.

Grammar Nazis

Correcting someone outside of a classroom without an invite to do so was considered rude and declasse.

When I grow up, I want to be an Influencer.

I HATE mustaches.

How many bars does your phone have?

I uploaded it to the cloud.

A spree shooter killed 10 people at Walmart today.

You know, maybe we DON'T need to jello-mold everything.

How big is Ziggy’s dick?

This is my boyfriend…. George Glass

R229 is wrong.

The article does explain, however, that actual marriage was viewed as the height of the heteronormative, and the early gay lib movement was inherently anti-heteronormative, so "civil unions" would have been more of a preference. Not because they were easier to achieve, but because they represented a way for gay couples to have legal rights without having to be seen as Rob and Laura Petrie.

Boy, oh, boy, how I love the endless stream of big pharma TV commercials! The incantation of bad vibes layered over every broadcast comedic or dramatic is such a capitalist blessing!

Pansexual.

Where are the remotes for the TV?

Do you have a quarter so that I can get shopping cart?

R257 wait. Tv remotes didn’t come out until the 80s?

R258

Now my family did not have one , nor dd any of my friends families at the time , but tv remotes became a thing in the 1960s.

The grew in popularity and in time became wireless

That's right, R258. In the 70s getting up to change the channel was what children were for.

Google is your friend!

Do you have a condom.

Do you have a condom?

There are no gays in the city anymore

I'm a

FAT WHORE

R23. No joke, my fridge, microwave and washing machine were all between 10 and 12 years old.

I said were because they all crapped out on me within the last week.

We’re saying novenas over the dryer and the dishwasher.

Caftan, earrings.

I don't feel like going to see the Allman Brothers

Joint is passed to person, who responds:

No thanks, I am working on trying to remain clear-headed and unmedicated.

I think there's a new "Fibber McGee & Molly" on the Philco tonight.

Have you seen my cell phone?

Have you seen my phone?

My computer has a virus.

My neighbor's kid stole my package when I wasn't home! I saw it all on my doorbell camera!

Telephone exchange names. Perry Mason was MAdison 5-1190.

Many of these were around in the 70s (60s too).

OPERATOR get me the POLICE!-even by the 1970's this was antiquated

I’m going to buy myself a van to live in full time!

Your new Chevrolet Caprice Classic gets 18 mpg on the highway- that's awful fuel economy.

That AMC Pacer is a GREAT looking car!

And/or

The AMC Gremlin drives like a dream!!

Where'd I put my phone?

Don't cum in me.

K-Mart has really gone downhill.

Any podcasts or streaming series to recommend?

Mclean Stevenson is a show killer.

Let's go see that all black musical about Thomas Jefferson in rap form.

I'm glad Mary Tyler Moore is doing a variety show since Carol Burnett's show got cancelled.

Dallas is going to be the biggest hit tv show of the 1980's.

Second time I have had neurosyphilis. It’s really not a big deal.

Things people DID say in the 70's

Let your fingers do the walking. It's a snap.

Southern gays:

We’re your family member still saying N word hard er during the 1970s?