House Investigates Feisty Gal: Rep. Victoria Spartz (R-IN) Tosses Tables at Team, Trims Troops' Takings

What kind of salad do you suppose she likes?

[quote] What kind of salad do you suppose she likes?

Word

Is that a mole on her chin? Here's a quarter, Victoria. Go down to the corner and have a rat gnaw that thing off.

That's a man, baby!

She needs to go. Fucking Russian plant.

Prostitution Whore!!!

R5 is correct

So much money and she can't get those HPV warts removed from her face?

“You vill get book thrown at you, no joke!”

Why is Englanf (Daily Fail) always obsessed with the darker side of the U.S.? I s it because we dumped them in 1776?

She reminds me of a villain from a James Bond movie.

Molefinger?

Why do some politicians feel god like???

You work for your constituents....behave, shut the fuck up, and do your job!

I thought it was Viggo Mortensen at first…

Moley, moley, moley.

Did she get into MTG's steroids?

This is false, I do nothing with gun at airport!

I thought people were in favor of arming Ukrainians?

Mrs. Melanoma

Whew - she sho is ugly.

She has a severe look.

Slavic women are always such potato-faces.

But she has a four-year record of abusing staff - yelling at people, late-night text streams, threats, thrown furniture, etc. She's a bully, and she needs to go die in a grease fire.

Hot Wheels Maddie Cawthorne also tried to sneak a gun through TSA and got busted. Fuck these GQP turds that do it for publicity and to own the libs. If an average citizen tried to bring a gun through TSA, they would go to jail.

Two tiered justice system

Victor Victoria? How does s/he explain the sore on the upper lip?

She's too crazy to be Russian plant, R5. She'd have been culled from the ranks of spies long ago due to her instability. She likely would never have been recruited in the first place.

“She do not have vitality for the mission!”

She reminds me of the closeted Nazi warden you see in all those women-in-prison movies from the 70s.

[quote] Two tiered justice system

It’s a misdemeanor and she was charged as anyone else would have been.

She looks like a mean ass

I’d like to see a slap fight between her and Nancy Mace.

“I’d rather die than not complete a task. Can you tell offer me that same level of commitment?”

No, you stupid bitch. This is a mid-level job working for a maniac who I have absolutely no faith in.

She and Marge need to hate-fuck one another, until they fuse together and become the true form of The Destroyer.

Can I commit to working as if there’s a gun to my head at all times?

Hmmmm….. will you call me and curse me out for minor things? Degrade me in front of anyone and everyone? Damage my reputation and spoil future opportunities? Turn down most leave requests? And teach me absolutely nothing while you focus only on the most petty inconsequential bullshit? And promise to never remove the hideous warts that dot your visage?

When the coke comes down.

R33 She looks like Trump of he were a skinny lesbian 15 years younger. Marge probably sees exactly that and scissors her regularly and pretends she's actually fucking Trump in her batshit insane delulu brain.

R36 you know what. You aren’t wrong. That is exactly how she looks.