David Archuleta's post-twink 30s body

Damn! He looks great. I'd be happy to do him.

Very cute and sexy.

Delicious

Thirsty-something. This fall on ABC.

IFHH

R5 you wish

If you don't watch your figure, nobody else will.

He looks better now. He went through a bit of an awkward phase where he was trying to maintain his teen twinkhood.

He's lovely.

He’s performing tonight at Milwaukee Pride.

He performed at an event in Wilton Manors and certainly had a lot of fun that weekend…from what I heard

R11. How much fun? Do tell ;)

Pair him with some caramel sauce and I’d gladly order that churro special!

I don’t care much for his face. Great body though.

He so whore knee.

What's his bush like?

He looks wonderful!

[quote]He performed at an event in Wilton Manors and certainly had a lot of fun that weekend…from what I heard

Pass-around bottom?

Wilton Manors 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Such loyal fans.

Ex-Mormon, he said he left that cult for good a month or so ago.

Sexy little skank.

Quite delectable.

Nothing like a disapproving frown from a trick upon disrobing to make you head straight for the gym.

I'm so proud that my little bitch is growing up.

DL before David came out: “REPRESSED RELIGIOUS NUTJOB”

DL after David came out: “Slut”

Why can’t we have a happy medium?

What does his dad have to say?

[quote] What's his bush like?

I’m sure he doesn’t suffer from alopecia of the pubic area…. like any normal adult.

I only hate him because there was a picture of him with a much better ass than I ever possessed. Little shit…

Is he cut or uncut?

R31, uncut!

[quote]Is he cut or uncut?

His last name ends with a vowel. Guess.

That's one fine looking guy.

Llámame cuando puedas, que es urgente!

He looks great - he grew into his looks quite nicely.

Butterface.

[quote]What’s his bush like?

I can imagine it’s very nice and neat because he probably trims to keep it that way. Nothing wild and mangy for him.

Nipples are a solid B+.

I agree. Excellent nipple placement and areola dimentias.

His mom chose him over her church, adding to his happiness.

[quote]"My mom said, 'I'm going to step away from the church.' And I was like, 'What?' And she just said, 'If you're going to hell, we're all going to hell together,'" the singer shared.

R41, good for her!

“We’re all going to hell together” I like it

Has he ever publicly announced a boyfriend?

David shaking it:

At a restaurant.

I’d do him in a second. He is now pretty cute. I wonder how hung he is. He says he’s no longer a virgin. Someone out there has had him. Spill it!!

John Smith's golden tablets are located right next to his prostate.

[quote]John Smith's golden tablets

I presume you're referring to Joseph Smith?

John ran the overtly Satanist wing of the church.

R48, John! Joseph! Some blond religious man with an unruly Utah bush! Etc

R33, lots of Mormon guys are cut. Eg. Danny Osmond, Dustin Lance Black, Mick Lovell, etc.

He looks like a pass around who only likes black dick. But I am happy he finally came out.

His schedule:

R54 = Good for him.

Truthfully, we live in a meat market and there's something for everyone nowadays. So more power to him and anyone else who wants to carve out room for their sexuality in the world.

Can he grow chest hair?

Inquiring minds want to know!

I want to sniff his ballsack.

He needs to shave the patchy facial hair.

nice feet😈

I bet he has a smooth, milky ass with a sprinkling of dark hairs in his crack. I've been with many Latino twinks just like Davey. I'm knowledgeable on this subject!

if he's in his 30s he's not a twink

I'd love to sample his muscle milk.

R67, Archuleta is currently undergoing a delayed gay adolescence. Where gaylings usually go through this phase from 18-25, he's experiencing it in his early 30s.

It could be worse! I've seen newly-out men go through this in their sixties!

I want to top David Archuleta. 😂

And I want him to sit on my face, r70.

David Archuleta is like the male counterpart to Britney Spears (without the psychosis) in that entire men of a generation want the bragging rights to fuck him.

why doesn't he have chest hair?

His attempt at facial hair is misguided.

I'd tongue the lint from his belly button. I'd drink his bath water. I'd lick him from asshole to adam's apple.

R75 = Simon Cowell

[quote]entire men of a generation want the bragging rights to fuck him.

Yes, there will be no shortage of guys looking to get between his legs.

I've been trying to see this little whore in concert for years, but every time he comes to West Hollywood, he cancels!

Once they come out, Mormon boys are kinky mother fuckers. Which is fine by me. 🤠

He has just a lite dusting of Honduran ass hairs

[quote]He looks like a pass around who only likes black dick.

He's said that his tastes lean toward other Latinos.

Link please, R81.

“You’ll tend to see me with more like Hispanic, Latino-type looking folk. This is my type, my roots.”

Beautiful, if he is indeed a pass around bottom I'd be very happy if somebody was kind enough to pass him to me

I do agree with R64/ R74 he would look even better without the facial hair, it really doesnt suit him

R81, so THAT is the real reason our Archie did his mission in Chile!

I never saw him on TV, so I have no idea of his personality or his singing.

In terms of his looks alone, he is only average-to-cute.

R86, he's a good singer! Check out his Christmas songs some time.

Regarding his music career, has he had any actual hit songs (like in the top 10)? I don't ask that to be snarky, just that I only really hear about him in terms of his "newfound sexual freedom," never much regarding his music career.

Masked Singer

No, but he's had success with medium size venues, and he has quite a following.

As a twink.

[quote] No, but he's had success with medium size venues, and he has quite a following.

Sounds like a genuine superstar!

Singing in a place where he will never sing again.

Joseph

[quote]has he had any actual hit songs (like in the top 10)?

There was this one.

[quote]You’ll tend to see me with more like Hispanic, Latino-type looking folk

And he used the word folk / folks in a sentence. I’m out.

something about a repressed desperate mormon is really hot in the bedroom

Something tells me he's not quite the magical fuck everyone suspects he may be. That said, I'd love to know how many dudes he's shagged since he came out (and what they look like).

My vocal teacher told me that he has a healthy singing technique for pop. What other males do in pop music is often vocal suicide. Sad that they haven't given him better songs.

[quote]Regarding his music career, has he had any actual hit songs (like in the top 10)? I don't ask that to be snarky, just that I only really hear about him in terms of his "newfound sexual freedom," never much regarding his music career.

He's more like Josh Groban and Michael Bublé -- they're never going to be Billboard-topping artists, but they do record and are big concert draws.

Another shower pic.

r105, lounge acts then...

New picture.

He has a little teenage body.

He reminds me so much of my closeted friend with benefits from college. Very similar look, but David has a better body.

His Mormon lifestyle helped him in the aging department. He doesnt appeal to my personal tastes, which is surprising since I guess he's Latino. Anyway, I hope he has lots of SEXUAL fun now, but doesn't go wild with the drugs like some do when they escape. Time to enjoy lots of D, not T.

[quote] He has a little teenage body.

Trim, toned and tight =/= “teenage”.

Didn’t he say he whacks off 4 times a day?

Only 4?

He looks like he has taken multiple loads.

I'm glad to see that he doesn't have any tats. Hopefully that's one Mormon prohibition he'll stick with.

[quote] He performed at an event in Wilton Manors and certainly had a lot of fun that weekend…from what I heard

Good for him. Did he let down his guard and loosen up a bit, and engage in a bit of back door action. That always seems to help the former Mormons move forward.

I always knew he was gay

R118, you and everyone else. Odd thing to brag about.

[quote]Didn’t he say he whacks off 4 times a day?

R113, when did he say that?

He looks very good. I definitely would.

I just hope that no one is taking advantage of him. I can only imagine how many shady mercenary queens out there were ready to be the first ones to pop his gay cherry.

Whacking off 4 times day is nothing.

Shirtless at the beach.

Is he eating pussy again?

R125 Was he before?

He looks adorable. All 5 feet of him.

[quote]Is he eating pussy again?

That would imply that he had done it before.

Nothin to see here-yucky…

Then feel free to leave.

His body is fine but not his face

It looks like he has an earring in that beach pic. I hadn't noticed that before.

Be gay, Archie, but don't femme out too much.

Here he is at Houston Pride sporting a mesh tank top.

He desperately needs a stylist (or a better one). It looks like he's been shopping from an International Male catalog.

He reminds me of the Twink porn star Milo Miles.

R134 and there's the earring again!

He’s weird looking.

R134, that's not the greatest photo.

Never said it was.

Yes, he does look a bit odd.

More thirst traps coming.

[quote]I’ve been working out, and I don’t go to the gym for nothing, no. I like to show off what I’ve worked hard for.

It’s sad that being that age, he see himself as “queer” instead of what he is, a gay man (the second letter of LGBTQ, not the 5th).

[R122] That cherry was popped long ago. You know he’s been gettin it way before he came out.

I wanna see his cock. Please post a pic whoever gets to suck it!!

Average in every way. Looks like he works at the gas station. Nice guy, though.

[quote]You know he’s been gettin it way before he came out.

Not necessarily. The Mormon brainwashing can be pretty strong.

In one video he admitted to no longer being a virgin. And clearly the Mormon brainwashing was indeed very strong in his case.

[quote]Average in every way.

I wish that his body was the male "average".

He’s ugly.

He said," I was a thirty-year-old virgin....was."

Our David was deflowered?

[quote]In one video he admitted to no longer being a virgin.

Link please.

He should have replaced Harry Potter in Merrily We Roll Along.

He does not have a "teenage body". He does not "look like he has taken many loads". You old polluted unfucked codgers are both too much and too little.

[quote]Link please.

R149 The word was used to mean "meh." Nothing special. Just my opinion. He's like, 5 feet tall.

His eyes bother me.

Then don't look at them, R158.

David, less hair and less product.

David had *very* devoted fans. Like, rabid fans.

The huge slut is in Madrid, acting slutty.

Like this song a lot....

Repressed Mormons and politicians always turn out to be skanks.

DL kept urging David Archuleta to break free of his Mormon shackles, come out and live an authentic life. Eventually, in what was obviously a difficult decision for him, he came out. Now, DL is labeling him a skank.

[quote] Now, DL is labeling him a skank.

It is Datalounge's way.

He's gorgeous

[quote] DL kept urging David Archuleta to break free of his Mormon shackles, come out and live an authentic life. Eventually, in what was obviously a difficult decision for him, he came out. Now, DL is labeling him a skank.

I thought he would slide into a Pete Buttigieg kind of conservative gay life. I didn’t anticipate that he would become the Grand Poobah of Slutdom.

r168 Meh, you tried

Why do people say he is a slut? He seems normal to me.

It’s the gay version of the Madonna/whore complex.

No, just a young man finally able to be free.

Dataloungers calling someone else a slut is just too amusing.

Someone broke into his car at the gym and stole a backpack. Wonder if they were looking for his sweaty workout clothes?

Does he have a boyfriend now?

He’s a virgin.

No, he isn’t.

His body is hot, his face looks old? Or is it just rough? I want it.

He’s in his 30’s now, his face is good for that age.

I think he still keeps in touch with David Cook.

R177, I wonder who popped his cherry?

Probably some rando at Burning Man, R181.

I've studied his bulge situation for a while now. I suspect he has extremely tiny meat but has multiple untapped sensors in his bottom. I don't see him being a bossy bottom...YET...but I bet his eyes roll back in his head and he smiles with glee while he's getting hit in the sweet spot. Those are always fun fucks.

Tiny meat for sure.

[quote]Tiny meat for sure.

Here we go. This will now be treated as established fact on DL.

He's looking like he waiting to get fucked.

David will be performing at Epcot on 10/18 and 10/19!

R187, will he actually?

Signed,

Someone who've tried to see him twice at the Troubadour twice, but both times were canceled.

He wouldn't dare cancel on Disney.

R187, along with relevant acts like Billy Ocean, Hanson and "Joey Fatone and Friends."

Disney considers him like the others to be family-friendly, and hasn’t been deterred by David’s lean into a slutty appearance.

He's learned how to work it.

David singing at Epcot.

He's performing at Phoenix Pride tonight, the show should be quite different from his Epcot performance.

Is it time for an intervention for our little slut?

How many guys do you think he's had sex with so far?

Hundreds, if not thousands.

Honestly, I have never in my life had anything to do with anyone who looks into a phone looking at himself in a mirror. Ever.

[quote]Hundreds, if not thousands.

I rather doubt that. Yes, there is the stereotype of the repressed religious nut who comes out and swings to the opposite extreme, but a lot of people in that situation don't. It's not predestined.

He sounds like shit at Epcot. Holy shit.

I saw him at Phoenix Pride and talked for a minute to him. He's adorable and yes, in his coming out semi-slut phase, like we all do.

But his upbringing must have been horrible. We all could see that he was gay before he knew it, so I'm not judging him at all.

I think he has handled what he has been dealt with very well.

Did you ask him if his buttplug matches his earplugs?

[quote] I saw him at Phoenix Pride and talked for a minute to him.

Did you hook up with him and talk for a minute afterward?

Mesh tank top selfie.

Is that non-Mormon underwear underneath?

Dancing with the dentist

Yes, because he is no longer a Mormon.

Yes to what?

[quote]Yes to what?

This:

[quote]Is that non-Mormon underwear underneath?

[quote]Yes, because he is no longer a Mormon.

Yes, but if someone has a large amount of Mormon underwear, would they just throw it out even though it still has a lot of wear left? I keep and use underwear until it is worn out. It would make sense for him to wear it on the nights he doesn't go clubbing.

He's probably selling it on eBay.

[quote]Yes, but if someone has a large amount of Mormon underwear, would they just throw it out even though it still has a lot of wear left?

How would you hope to attract a hot guy ( or any guy except a fetishist) wearing these? Also, why would you want to keep any vestige of an organization which caused you so much grief?

Shirtless shot with nipple.

A recent interview.