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Uncle Pat Talks About Penis Size

Uncle Pat kinda looks like Noah Wyle.

Uncle Pat would you please show me your penis?

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by Anonymousreply 18June 8, 2024 4:20 AM

Pedo Pat aka PP talks pee pee.

by Anonymousreply 1June 8, 2024 12:12 AM

I wish Carter had talked about his dick to Doug Ross on very episode of E.R.

by Anonymousreply 2June 8, 2024 12:29 AM

Uncle Pat told the kid to talk to him, a favorite teacher, or even his mother if he has questions about puberty and penises. Very wise of him not to suggest a priest.

by Anonymousreply 3June 8, 2024 1:02 AM

I'd like to meet Uncle Pat. But we don't have to talk.

by Anonymousreply 4June 8, 2024 1:24 AM

What do we think Uncle Pat is packing?

by Anonymousreply 5June 8, 2024 1:27 AM

Uncle Pat...

just have Eric watch...As Boys Grow (1957)

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by Anonymousreply 6June 8, 2024 2:03 AM

Why I started wearing boxers...

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by Anonymousreply 7June 8, 2024 2:08 AM

^God that 3 minute video felt like 20 minutes...but I must say, he has beautiful teeth.

by Anonymousreply 8June 8, 2024 2:29 AM

If you want to know about periods, come see me. We'll talk it out over some pizza bread.

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by Anonymousreply 9June 8, 2024 2:52 AM

Uncle Pat….. woof

by Anonymousreply 10June 8, 2024 2:54 AM

[quote]Uncle Pat would you please show me your penis?

No ... use your allowance and your Christmas money to subscribe to my OnlyFans.

by Anonymousreply 11June 8, 2024 2:58 AM

“Uncle Pat, my friend was talking about guys who do things with other guys. What’s that about?”

by Anonymousreply 12June 8, 2024 3:01 AM

I’d eat uncle pat’s ass.

by Anonymousreply 13June 8, 2024 3:08 AM

God that was so uncomfortable.

by Anonymousreply 14June 8, 2024 3:14 AM


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by Anonymousreply 15June 8, 2024 4:10 AM

Have I ever?

by Anonymousreply 16June 8, 2024 4:16 AM

Uncle Pat is handy around the house.

by Anonymousreply 17June 8, 2024 4:19 AM


by Anonymousreply 18June 8, 2024 4:20 AM
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